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#179 - I've played Pokemon since my mom got me Emerald in 2005, and I… 03/08/2014 on About as lucky as me +1
#120 - I read somewhere (I don't remember, more than likely a comment… 03/07/2014 on Want a personal... 0
#5 - 10/10 would cry again 03/07/2014 on Oh God It Hurts 0
#3 - What game is this?  [+] (2 new replies) 03/07/2014 on meanwhile in peanutbitter... +1
#4 - countchoculator (03/07/2014) [-]
Sniper Elite: Nazi Zombie Army 1 or 2 I believe.
User avatar #5 - trollofhalo (03/07/2014) [-]
2.
#1 - I saw that coming a mile away, and still laughed pathetically hard. 03/07/2014 on He had not expected 0
#6 - Picture 03/07/2014 on My Snake is Solid +1
#14 - We call them Mormon Assault Vehicles in Tooele Valley (south o…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Mormon Troop Transport +1
User avatar #16 - Zyklone (03/06/2014) [-]
I also call them that. trying to spice up the title.

I lived in Lehi till 2014
User avatar #15 - shatted (03/06/2014) [-]
You live in Tooele? I'm sorry.

JK I'm from Provo so I'm not one to talk
#13 - I want to see a movie where a bomb maker makes a bomb using on…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/06/2014 on Learn the bloody difference! +176
User avatar #195 - unikornking (03/07/2014) [-]
I remember seeing somewhere that in real life they don't cut any wires, they just freeze the bomb
#225 - anonymous (03/07/2014) [-]
you fuck, watch more james bond movies yu nigger
#163 - fishpiee (03/07/2014) [-]
Archer - "Cut the tiny bit blue one"

Reminded me of this.
User avatar #120 - Grom (03/07/2014) [-]
as someone who works all day wiring shit, let me tell you that it's not hard to figure out which goes to where. if it's one of those situations where the person defusing has no bomb experience, yeah it'd be impossible, but if it was someone trained in it then they wouldn't have any problem given enough time, which wouldn't take all the long.
User avatar #53 - namnori (03/06/2014) [-]
It's not really standardised anyway.
obviously it is for the military and shit
So it's impossible to say "never cut the red wire" because people who make bombs could easily just make the diffuse wire the red one to confuse people. It's better to lean which wire needs to be cut by looking at what it is connected to
User avatar #224 - redrepeater (03/07/2014) [-]
Sounds like a game of Mario party
User avatar #95 - chrispoot (03/06/2014) [-]
That would ruin the fun
#37 - **gjtz rolls 707** Thundercock 03/05/2014 on Trips name + read desription 0
#271 - You're right I did, and Exeggutor sucks. 03/01/2014 on pokemon game 0
#263 - Hitmonlee. Meh... 03/01/2014 on pokemon game 0
#262 - **gjtz rolls 106** Too high  [+] (3 new replies) 03/01/2014 on pokemon game 0
User avatar #269 - Marker (03/01/2014) [-]
nice try, you rolled a 103 the first time
User avatar #271 - gjtz (03/01/2014) [-]
You're right I did, and Exeggutor sucks.
User avatar #263 - gjtz (03/01/2014) [-]
Hitmonlee. Meh...
#261 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 03/01/2014 on pokemon game 0
User avatar #262 - gjtz (03/01/2014) [-]
**gjtz rolls 106** Too high
User avatar #269 - Marker (03/01/2014) [-]
nice try, you rolled a 103 the first time
User avatar #271 - gjtz (03/01/2014) [-]
You're right I did, and Exeggutor sucks.
User avatar #263 - gjtz (03/01/2014) [-]
Hitmonlee. Meh...
#210 - **gjtz rolled a random image posted in comment #123676 at … 02/28/2014 on Time to play... 0
#3 - Picture 02/26/2014 on toadfight 0
#73 - Why does nobody seem to remember that Giovanni created Mewtwo …  [+] (1 new reply) 02/24/2014 on Pokemon Lore #8 0
User avatar #74 - infinitereaper (02/24/2014) [-]
These are literal translations from the games, but of course some aspects of the Pokemon franchise are conflicting. I think there is an entire argument about this subject, but that's what it says. And it's canon. Hard to argue with it.
#7 - This was the first shuttlecock image on paheal. It was the clo… 02/11/2014 on In before NSFW 0
#19 - There is already one up for not deporting him.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2014 on Deported! 0
#20 - rublixcube (01/25/2014) [-]
Heyyy they're needed by my birthday.
#38 - **gjtz rolled a random image posted in comment #277321 at …  [+] (12 new replies) 01/18/2014 on Dat helmet... +3
#46 - wcpapier (01/18/2014) [-]
**wcpapier rolled a random image posted in comment #7230899 at Safe For Work Random Board ** i shall wear this starting januari first 2015
#52 - scupper (01/18/2014) [-]
**scupper rolled a random image posted in comment #100 at meet joe ** starting next month, I'll dress like this.
#62 - chimpaflimp (01/18/2014) [-]
**chimpaflimp rolled a random image posted in comment #78 at Airline Rules ** Mine here.
User avatar #63 - chimpaflimp (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm not sure how that could be made into clothing.
User avatar #58 - chimpaflimp (01/18/2014) [-]
*roll image* Mine here.
User avatar #59 - chimpaflimp (01/18/2014) [-]
How me a newfag learn rolling?
User avatar #60 - finnaz (01/18/2014) [-]
* roll picture * Without the spaces
User avatar #61 - chimpaflimp (01/18/2014) [-]
Oh, PICTURE. The fact that it's roll picture, yet it says "rolled a random IMAGE" is confusing. Admin, fix pls.
#64 - finnaz (01/18/2014) [-]
**finnaz rolled a random image posted in comment #4646023 at Click an item and pick it up **
#65 - chimpaflimp (01/18/2014) [-]
**chimpaflimp rolled a random image posted in comment #167 at oh i see now **
#67 - finnaz (01/18/2014) [-]
#78 - chimpaflimp (01/18/2014) [-]
#8 - I've already got plans for the future set up, I wasn't ignoran…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/18/2014 on My Military Adventure 0
User avatar #9 - azumeow (01/18/2014) [-]
Goood, gooooood. And yeah, it's kinda that way for a lot of folks. They don't see it as a huge deal, but can you really blame them? A lot of people see the military as something to be looked down upon. They might not say it though. And yet others might be secretly relieved, but don't want to bring it up. I've had nightmares about losing an Army buddy before.

Was not pleasant.
#2 - I had thought of that numerous times, as my mom reminded me ev…  [+] (8 new replies) 01/18/2014 on My Military Adventure 0
#18 - anonymous (04/22/2014) [-]
There's more than one way to serve. Volunteering, counseling, etc. Even though you can't fight, you can still help.

Also, I was in the Marines 4 years as infantry. Went on a MEU: nothing important happened. 9 months later, Afghanistan: still nothing. Tried being a combat replacement: no word back. Tried joining Army: no prior service in active Army. Enlisted in the US Army Reserve as Combat Medic: no deployment to Afghanistan. You can still be Infantry, but not be lucky. I wanted to fight, too.
User avatar #7 - azumeow (01/18/2014) [-]
"die for my country"

And what fucking good would THAT do? Dying is easy. Living, on the other hand, is very, very hard.

I'll let you in on a secret: this exact thing happened to me, except without the Marines part. After I talked to the recruiter, I knew I was fucked. Now, I'm a sophomore in college looking at a physics degree if I don't fuck up majorly. Yeah, it sucks that you can't do what you wanted to, I get that. But shit man, you can't give up. The military isn't the only way to serve your country, if that's your shtick.
User avatar #8 - gjtz (01/18/2014) [-]
I've already got plans for the future set up, I wasn't ignorant of the fact that it could fail. It's a fresh wound though, and nobody in my life seems to give two shits.
User avatar #9 - azumeow (01/18/2014) [-]
Goood, gooooood. And yeah, it's kinda that way for a lot of folks. They don't see it as a huge deal, but can you really blame them? A lot of people see the military as something to be looked down upon. They might not say it though. And yet others might be secretly relieved, but don't want to bring it up. I've had nightmares about losing an Army buddy before.

Was not pleasant.
User avatar #3 - steammadewalrus (01/18/2014) [-]
I'm 13 and I've always wanted to join the marines, but my parents remind me every time when I bring it up they tell me that I could be killed in action.

And another factor is that, could you really kill someone in the name of your country? Someone you don't know? Just shoot them and not regret it?
User avatar #4 - soultheft (01/18/2014) [-]
enlist anyways it's your life not their's
User avatar #5 - steammadewalrus (01/18/2014) [-]
But that got me thinking, am I really cut out for the corps?
The training they give you from what I hear is fucking intense, you gotta be hard if you wanna be a marine. And I'm not really the hardest person I know, so I'm gonna enlist when I think I'm cut out for it later in life, or enlist when they have a super soldier program.
User avatar #6 - soultheft (01/18/2014) [-]
Well yeah it's going to be hard life isn't easy. You just got to ask yourself is it worth pushing forward or quitting.
#5 - I have that grill. 01/16/2014 on Havent grilled out in awhile. 0
#36 - Eevee. When I was like 5, I got a stuffed Eevee from my mom, a… 01/16/2014 on You Get One 0
#22 - **gjtz rolled a random image posted in comment #99 at Prio… 01/08/2014 on MS Paint 0
#21 - Comment deleted 01/08/2014 on MS Paint 0
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User avatar #4 - alexclement (08/02/2013) [-]
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I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
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