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Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Location:Southern US
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I was told I could do anything, but nobody told me I had to get a degree to do it.

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#29 - Mine is a recurring Purgatory dream where I'm stuck in a compl… 02/20/2016 on Odd Dreams +2
#39 - It felt good to watch that. 02/19/2016 on 200% American +42
#13 - Why are there no funny racist jokes against white people? …  [+] (6 new replies) 02/19/2016 on clearly +2
#26 - leifbunny (02/19/2016) [-]
There really isn't much that we do worthy of making fun of. Most white jokes poke at our trends in fashion and inventions that may or may not take off, which... really, those things are subjective at best. "Oh. Black people saying their typical SMH shit about a mother using child leashes. I.... never see that often enough to think about it. Ok. Oh, black people teasing European high fashion that no one actually wears in public. Cool I guess., I wouldn't wear it either. Ah, now they're making fun of rednecks. I hate them too. They're a gross people." But there will always be a time when you can look at loud, obnoxious black people and think "Where the fuck are the quiet ones?!" Yeah, they exist, but you forget about them as soon as their louder half is making it impossible to hear yourself think.
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#25 - taintedangel (02/19/2016) [-]
Cus white people have generally been more civilized? IDK.
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#16 - reloadedhamster (02/19/2016) [-]
Natives have some pretty funny ones about white people.
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#14 - huntergriff (02/19/2016) [-]
it's because they get offended for the people who should be offended but in reality these people don't actually care.
#20 - sorentytoalba (02/19/2016) [-]
Your text color is worth of the fucking devil.
#21 - huntergriff (02/19/2016) [-]
#14 - I don't know what they're saying at 0:26, but I bet it's somet…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/18/2016 on (untitled) +39
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#17 - alxaro (02/18/2016) [-]
More or less.
"Is that Bernt?" "Yup, that's Bernt"
#19 - trevanman (02/18/2016) [-]
sounded like Bengt to me
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#22 - buckdichpls (02/18/2016) [-]
sounded like berntsen to me, as in last name
#32 - anon (02/19/2016) [-]
he says berntsen. as in last name
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#62 - buckdichpls (02/19/2016) [-]
skål
#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2016 on Reply +22
#8 - datassman (02/16/2016) [-]
huh.
#31 - I need a mention. 02/16/2016 on Humanity, fuck yeah (part 5) 0
#4 - Picture 02/14/2016 on Comics & happiness 0
#7 - I hate to be THAT GUY, but I think this is my favo…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/14/2016 on Super Smash Nonsense Comp +26
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#52 - nefarian (02/15/2016) [-]
USF4  The Beast is unleashed Daigo 25 hit combo vs Momochi DAIGOBOYS
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#55 - northleech (02/15/2016) [-]
EVO 2011 Poongko The Machine Perfects Daigo The Beast

Some love for my boy Poongko. EVO 2011 was the best EVO I ever watched, so fucking good.
#47 - foreveranonymous (02/15/2016) [-]
Official Evo Moment 37 Daigo vs Justin Evo 2004 in HD Here it is in HD fam
#16 - banhammerfortyk (02/14/2016) [-]
omg yes the daigo full parry its the sexiest thing ever someone please post the gif of this from kens view.
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#9 - vgoo (02/14/2016) [-]
Daigo is the king of smash.
#119 - This is ******* terrible. 02/13/2016 on Feminist Glasses REMIX +1
#10 - Picture 02/11/2016 on (untitled) +1