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gjtz

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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Nice try Admin.
Consoles Owned: PC, PS3
Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Far Cry, Battlefield, Terraria, Starbound, Warface, TF2,
Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Last Login:5/05/2015
Location:Southern US
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3281
Comment Ranking:#238
Highest Content Rank:#368
Highest Comment Rank:#232
Content Thumbs: 12331 total,  13826 ,  1495
Comment Thumbs: 15412 total,  17618 ,  2206
Content Level Progress: 24.1% (241/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 23.2% (232/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:85
Content Views:104820
Times Content Favorited:1673 times
Total Comments Made:2655
FJ Points:25564
Favorite Tags: accident (2) | car (2) | Crash (2) | Dildo (2) | fire (2) | Fireman (2) | of (2) | ponies (2)
I was told I could do anything, but nobody told me I had to get a degree to do it.

latest user's comments

#593 - I must have been high at the time, and I've never even done drugs. 03/31/2015 on Origin of your FJ username 0
#42 - I can't even say that was a typo and get away with it, can I?  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on Biggest cringe of the century +1
#43 - gobnick (03/30/2015) [-]
you can with me, the rest of FJ on the other hand, it's in the air
#49 - Keep posting 03/30/2015 on Assorted Internets #16.5 :... 0
#10 - I love these  [+] (5 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Music Comp 8 (part 1/4) +9
#50 - cookienommster (03/31/2015) [-]
Is this still possible or is it a mod or something?
User avatar #53 - gjtz (03/31/2015) [-]
I haven't played online enough to be able to test it. They probably took it out though, seeing as how easily you wreck someone's day with it.
#55 - cookienommster (03/31/2015) [-]
Yeah, that's what i was thinking, sniping from above in wasteland. Shit my nipples are getting hard from just thinking about it :S
User avatar #45 - randombro (03/31/2015) [-]
Do you happen to know the source of that song? I've seen this gif a million times but never found the song.
#5 - **gjtz used "*roll 4, cah answer*"** **gjtz rolls Nailgun f… 03/30/2015 on Fill in the Blanks 0
#1 - Should have used #000000 03/30/2015 on Gimmie that OC! 0
#19 - God dammit did I fall for that. 03/30/2015 on Guy thinks his sister is hot +4
#19 - **gjtz used "*roll picture*"** **gjtz rolled image ** My sex face  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2015 on the look +2
User avatar #25 - stolzejungfrau (03/30/2015) [-]
User avatar #26 - stolzejungfrau (03/30/2015) [-]
youtube movie="nR9gMg4hKfY?t=3m10s
User avatar #27 - stolzejungfrau (03/30/2015) [-]
mh, learned something today
#23 - This looks like one of those really awkward family photos we all have. 03/30/2015 on Smooth 0
#16 - democracyisdead must be of homosex 03/30/2015 on Ivan is Love +4
#3 - A Britbong insulting the French and praising Italy? What has t… 03/30/2015 on 4chan Comp #14 +2
#6 - **gjtz used "*roll picture*"** **gjtz rolled image ** Why…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on Two types of horses 0
#7 - kannonball (03/30/2015) [-]
Oh!...Oh....Well hello~
#19 - I'm always on schedule whenever I plan something.  [+] (11 new replies) 03/30/2015 on The Joker +23
User avatar #48 - twentyseconds (03/30/2015) [-]
ALWAYS?

Like you have never hit the snooze button and woken up 5 minutes later then you had planed last night.

oh the audacity of such an idea!
User avatar #22 - fatbutler (03/30/2015) [-]
But he's not a guy who looks like he has a plan!
#43 - soloman (03/30/2015) [-]
I didn't get that shit. He most definitely had a plan. Hundreds, in fact, throughout that movie. Was Harvey Dent high on morphine or something when that argument sat well with him?
User avatar #46 - iqtest (03/30/2015) [-]
You're looking into it too literally. He wasn't saying that he didn't plan. He just said that, every plan he had put forth, like the bank robbery, the mob negotiation, the bombings and the murders had been done on a whim. They had been planned, but there was no bigger plan. He simply did things. Do you understand now?
#49 - soloman (03/30/2015) [-]
I guess the concept makes more sense, but nevertheless he did have a bigger plan, didn't he? To prove that anyone could be as crazy as him, it only took the right circumstances. In fact Harvey ended up completing his plan for him.
User avatar #50 - iqtest (03/30/2015) [-]
That's a trickier part, I agree, but don't forget that that was not his initial plan. He looked at Gotham one day and probably thought that Batman was an interesting guy. Thus, in the best way possible, he made an entrance and caught everyone's attention in order to meet him. The more times he faced Batman and or heard of him the more he saw into his personality. Finally, he decided that he was going to break Batman like a toy. What I'm saying is, this whole plan of proving everyone's evil on the inside was also a whim. He had no further plans. If he actually broke Batman, he wouldn't know what to do next and go on another whim. "I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it." Get it?
#53 - soloman (03/30/2015) [-]
Hmmm. I get ya. Good thing Harvey didn't shoot him anyways, because I really liked the Imaginarium of Dr. Parnassus.
User avatar #54 - iqtest (03/30/2015) [-]
I'm probably stupid for asking this, but what do the two have in common?
#57 - soloman (03/30/2015) [-]
Heath Ledger barely survived Dark Knight and went on to act in Imaginarium before dying. Had he died in Dark Knight, such as by the coin landing burnt-side-up, that movie would have never had him in it. (Is joke.)
User avatar #58 - iqtest (03/30/2015) [-]
Oh I see xd Sorry, it's just I'd never heard of said movie before.
#60 - soloman (03/30/2015) [-]
Go watch it. If you like surrealism, it's pretty damn good. But it's kind of polarizing as far as I know. Everyone I know either loves it or hates it. I love it. So I recommend.
#4 - Picture 03/30/2015 on Welcome to the Space Jam 0
#46 - Y'know that really depends. If he's got a good job that …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on What the hell... +1
User avatar #188 - arrowed (03/30/2015) [-]
what good job could you have with them tats? hunting poachers in africa?
#5 - Man it's already past my bedtime 03/30/2015 on Pokemon Feels +8
#20 - I just watched a lioness eat a water buffaloes balls a few pos…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2015 on Biggest cringe of the century +8
#41 - gobnick (03/30/2015) [-]
so do they just flip through the channels?
User avatar #42 - gjtz (03/30/2015) [-]
I can't even say that was a typo and get away with it, can I?

#43 - gobnick (03/30/2015) [-]
you can with me, the rest of FJ on the other hand, it's in the air
#18 - Good comp, Asian girls (minus the backwards Kuato) are my fetish. 03/30/2015 on Time to learn about China 0
#13 - Picture 03/30/2015 on Well shit +2
#11 - >for those who don't know who Helen Keller is Ther… 03/30/2015 on Read Description 0
#16 - Pucker factor 9.7 on that power clean one 03/30/2015 on Assorted Internets #17 0
#120 - Seriously folks, wear your seat belt. I've seen seat… 03/30/2015 on fj life hacks +4
#11 - Holy **** 03/30/2015 on Lioness love balls +1
#6 - I went camping with two of my bros, and we decided to set up o…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2015 on A thing to do with your... +2
User avatar #7 - fightforfate (03/30/2015) [-]
and then the hammocks caught on fire?
#3 - Holy **** you got my thumb on the first one He… 03/30/2015 on Shitty webm compilation thing 0

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User avatar #19 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #17 - anonshenanigans (03/17/2015) [-]
Thank you for your services.
User avatar #9 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Richard, is this you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
If you're asking for Dick, you've come to the right place.
I don't even know a Richard. Sorry bruh.
User avatar #11 to #10 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
I just saw a post where you had a kid and lost motivation for the gym. Have a friend who's going through the same thing. Good luck though.
User avatar #12 to #11 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
Check on ibowtobacon, he made that comment.
User avatar #13 to #12 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Annnnnnnd, im a dumbass
User avatar #14 to #13 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I'm retarded for a few hours a day too.
User avatar #8 - gugek (03/04/2015) [-]
hey, i love you.
#6 - thelizardlord (02/14/2015) [-]
I did not forget
User avatar #4 - alexclement (08/02/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points? Only use is in items game and you don't play,
#5 to #4 - gjtz (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
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