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I was told I could do anything, but nobody told me I had to get a degree to do it.
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- I had been working on a project with one of my coworkers that …
Robot move on in life
go for the second one.
You didn't give a lot of details, so I'm going to be making some assumptions, if any of them are wrong correct me.
I assume you're old enough (Ie: not like 14 or some fucking crap), and I assume you and your girlfriend are somewhat established.
with that being said, you should go for the second girl. because if you really loved the first, you wouldn't be so interested and so "in love" with the second. If another person can come and make you love more than you do your current partner, I think that means you didn't love the first enough.
I don't believe in soul mates, and I don't believe in one true loves. I believe you will have many loves in your life, and there isn't gonna be just ONE. We are capable of loving many people in many different ways. ie: you don't JUST love your mom, (I assume) you also love your dad too. whether platonic or romantic, you are capable of having feelings for multiple people at once.
with that being said, you could take that two ways ^. You could say 1) Ya I love this second girl and I still love my gf, and thats not necessarily a bad thing because we are capable of loving more than one person. So I'll stay with my gf while acknowledging the fact, and moving on from it. or 2) I love this second girl, and thats not a bad thing, I'll leave my girlfriend because I love the second more.
I would say go with option 2 aka the second girl.
like I said, if you loved the first enough, this wouldn't even be a problem or a thought in your head.
like I said, a lot of assumptions were made. aka idk if you have fucking kids, bills, commitments etc etc.
ya gotta go for it Jim
How old are you?
- >beibergotswag >newfag Am I taking this bait?
Meanwhile in Saudi Arabia
It's a joke. You took "newfag" seriously but how did the rest of the post not cue you into that it was a joke?
- Dude, tito posts some stupid **** to this day, especially in p…
totallytito In A Nutshell
- I await the day when the MSM has to apologize about being so *…
TYT BENDS THE KNEE
No man wins forever, at one point trump will taste defeat, by whose hand, I'm not sure. But it will happen and when it does he will grow stronger than ever.
- Liberals have been found doing the same when Trump won. Like t…
Overthinking small problems.
Both sides act like complete fucking animals when things don't go their way; but here was an instance where, even with a victory under their belt, conservatives acted like complete fucking animals. I'm not about to delve into a blow by blow accounting of every shitty thing either side has done. But I think it's prudent to address that Trump winning produced animalistic behavior on BOTH sides.
<Muh both sides
But one side a whole fucking lot more than the other
I wonder which side that is? Could it be the side that still believes that religion has a place in the law of the land? The side that bombs abortion clinics and defunds planned parenthood? The side who sincerely thought that Obama was planning a nationwide disarmament and totalitarian takeover? The side that has actively fought against civil rights for decades? The side that has effectively made us the laughing stock of the civilized world through their painfully regressive bitching?
That is not what we are talking about.
We aren't talking about firebombing abortion clinics, antifa thugs or black fecal matter burning the town because ladarius shaboontay got shot cuz he wuz just gettin them medicine for his grangran
she has the diaerbeetus
We are talking about complaining and protesting against the result of a democratic election. Like the bremain cucks in England.
But more specific, we talking about protesting against an elected president. The #NotMyPresident crap, is a liberal thing.
Conservatives don't do that.
Excuse me, but "Not my President" was a conservative chant against Obama for YEARS before liberals adopted it after Trump's election. That was the point. Do some fact-checking.
And it was what we were talking about. What would you call segregationists picketing outside of desegregated schoolhouses if not protesters? What would you call the morons with plastic baby parts outside of abortion clinics if not protesters? What would you call the unprovoked obliteration of an entire black community in Tulsa via private planes dropping homemade firebombs while the local police deliberately withheld aid? What would you call the KKK (who endorsed Trump, incidentally) if not a giant group of violent protestors? Conservatives have been on the wrong side of history nearly every time a major change has taken place in this country. And the extreme conservatives have almost invariably responded with violence. I don't need to take you to task on which side has a more violent track record, history will do it for me.
>muh wrong side of history
Great looking back at 1864 or whatever when womyn got the right to vote or something, when the KayKayKay was from the democratic party.
But in recent history the liberals are the violent ones, this can be seen all over the west.
The conservatives claiming Obama was not their president where not nearly as vocal.
>What would you call the morons with plastic baby parts outside of abortion clinics if not protesters?
I'd call them protesters. But I would not say they are protesting a democratically elected president
the thing we are discussing right now.
- Classic "he's right, gotta call him autistic." Spicy.
Overthinking small problems.
The only thing right about him is the wing of his politics.
HURR AD HOMINEM DURR
member you saying that platinumfaggotoria?
- Ahh the k-tool. How to break into damn near any place of busin…
how to pick locks
- I work at Walmart, I have more than a few stories &g…
Anon tries to buy some cigs
walmart story number 2
2 old guys worked during the week in auto. one was a golden glove boxer in his day and was really cool. he was useless his hands were all fucked up so he literally did nothing but he was funny as fuck so i didnt mind...other one was a 50+ year old dude who was a know it all. hated me and my car, because it being my first car i thought it was the best it was a 1992 ford thunderbird SuperCoupe with the 3.8L supercharged V6 it was a fucking rocket. anyways mister know it all has been ragging on me because i coulding find the oil filter on a GMC jimmy. turns out its under a little plastic lid bolted to the front bumper (the DUMBEST fucking spot i have ever seen to mount a oil filter) anyways we are arguing about cold weather and starting cars.
know it all tells me cars wont start because the gas in them freezes now i dont have the rage face like WTF did you just say but that was my face i couldn't believe the level of stupidity i had just heard. i was like the freezing point of gas is like minus 40 with winterised stuff probably being like 60 or more. hes like NO NO CAR UNDER 10 degrees will start.
check phone says its minus 19 out. proceed to open bay door walk 20 feet to my car and start it (he always shit talks fords so i make a huge scene about it)
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT THE FORD STARTS IMPOSSIBLE THE DODGE GUY SAYS.
turns out his fucking pontiac GTP WOULDN'T START THE SAME DAY
pontiac i consider to be junk so i had a laugh about that
walmart story time?
working auto department for six months. we dont have a manager and its me at 22 and two 17 year pot smoking half wits. one is a complete retard fat and all u aint got noz swag. his GF works cash at the front 70 pounds 4 feet tall pretty cute if she doesnt talk or look at you directly best way to describe her is anti emo..like if emos were all black she was all white. white hair skin souless eyes. thought he was king shit because she was kinda cute. other guy was middle eastern he was actually pretty cool his dad was loaded so this kid got what ever he wanted, but he listened and took advice about cars. fatty doesnt listen brings in a new dodge charger forgets to put oil filter back on starts car oil starts pissing out owner watches through window gets really pissed off. i proceed to tell him the oil change is free (i dont have the power to do that but what were they gunna do fire me? 0 fucks given plus customers mostly liked me)
proceed to do oil change get the guys car out he drives off. fatty tells me and BOOMBOOM( his nickname always made fun of his middle easterness would ask him why his cousins and brothers did 9/11)
anyways he tells me and BB to clean up a 10 foot oil puddle. i leave it cuz im not doing it shutting down one of our three bays for 4 hours until chunk decides to clean it takes me 3 hours of kitty litter scooping spraying and repeating floor for days afterwards was still slippery.
i was a walmart fag for 2 years in the automotive department...the fucking stories i have...its the reason im usually on the clerks side of arguments when i see them happen.
Mention me if you post them.
she doesent kinda have a point
>Not sharing work based stories with us in the first place
Its like you want this site to die or something.
You had a very good response to that at the end.
post them on NotAlwaysRight
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