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gjtz

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Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Nice try Admin.
Consoles Owned: PC, PS3
Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Far Cry, Battlefield, Terraria, Starbound, Warface, TF2,
Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Last Login:5/05/2015
Location:Southern US
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Content Ranking:#3272
Comment Ranking:#239
Highest Content Rank:#368
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Times Content Favorited:1673 times
Total Comments Made:2655
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Favorite Tags: accident (2) | car (2) | Crash (2) | Dildo (2) | fire (2) | Fireman (2) | of (2) | ponies (2)
I was told I could do anything, but nobody told me I had to get a degree to do it.

latest user's comments

#8 - >Be me, volunteer firefighter, about six months ago >…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on Medically Impared +20
User avatar #30 - undeadmaus (04/06/2015) [-]
Just take a compliment man
#9 - Killed Caesar with Chance's knife, that was pretty fun. …  [+] (12 new replies) 04/06/2015 on New-Vegas Unique Melee Weapons +16
User avatar #37 - frenzyhero (04/06/2015) [-]
Ugh I hate the ballistic fist. I think it's ridiculously overrated. Pushy is nearly as good, for so much less STR investment.
User avatar #38 - gjtz (04/06/2015) [-]
I'm playing through with Guns as my primary skill, so it's nice to have something that can fuck shit up in a pinch.
#32 - Ken M (04/06/2015) [-]
Why does the Survivalist's gun has "Stop" written in French on it?
User avatar #33 - gjtz (04/06/2015) [-]
It belonged to Randall Clark, a pre-Apocalypse soldier who fought in the annexation of Canada.
User avatar #30 - theshadowed (04/06/2015) [-]
Mines:
-Medicine gun (love me them repeaters)
-Anti-material rifle
-A Light in Shining Darkness
User avatar #39 - gjtz (04/06/2015) [-]
Loved the Medicine Stick when I first bought it, but I overused it and it got old fast.
I prefer a scoped Hunting Rifle over the Anti-Mat rifle purely for aesthetic reasons.
I use a suppressed .45 Auto as my holdout weapon, and a Ranger Sequoia as my main.
User avatar #42 - theshadowed (04/06/2015) [-]
only way to get sequoia is to kill that guy tho
User avatar #48 - gjtz (04/07/2015) [-]
If you kill an NCR Veteran Ranger, the ones in the black riot gear, they have a chance to drop one. Or, and legitimate spoiler alert: During the mission Return to Sender, when you decide what to do with him about falsifying reports, you can, A: Kill him and loot the Sequoia, or B: Tell him you're going to turn him in, where you have to go find another Ranger to come arrest him. At this time, he will lock himself in his office, begin a speech over the radio (I've always had shitty luck and people have been in the room during that bit, no subtitles) and he kills himself with his Sequoia, which you can then loot, with the loss of some Karma.
User avatar #20 - shungokusatsu (04/06/2015) [-]
I just befriended him and then killed him during the medical procedure. I told them there was nothing I could do and they beloved it what an absolute madman. After that I just used the Sleeppytyme to clear out the rest of them.
User avatar #18 - missbonnie (04/06/2015) [-]
i approve of all of them, except dinner-bell.
considering what it takes to get it, and that it is worse than a fully modded pump-action, you should just pack a regular shotgun
User avatar #12 - comradegeneral (04/06/2015) [-]
Why don't you use "Light in the Dark" instead of the .45 Auto?
User avatar #17 - thamuz (04/06/2015) [-]
I like the Light,but I found that it's animations(specifically ADS) is slightly borked.

Plus the usual 45 can be suppressed.
#19 - 1. Heard that so many times as a russian, an arab, and a mexic…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/06/2015 on hints and tips +25
User avatar #69 - Greevon (04/06/2015) [-]
I thought for a few minutes and then remembered that I don't eat lunch. I eat breakfast, dinner, and then second dinner at 2 am because of my fucked sleep schedule. I guess at that point dinner would be lunch, but that's not how I was thinking.
#98 - **gjtz used "*roll picture*"** **gjtz rolled image ** bac… 04/06/2015 on I'm blue da ba dee da ba die 0
#125 - Not sure how I feel about this. 04/06/2015 on Glad Påsk! 0
#226 - I can't wait until this is the industry standard for video games. 04/06/2015 on Blur Studio +3
#8 - Still weird. 04/05/2015 on Smoking kills 0
#58 - Surprised this isn't here yet. 04/05/2015 on Gravity wins! +32
#82 - I don't have a pencil within reach, so...  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2015 on Well, Math Is the key to... +6
User avatar #86 - victorydanceofc (04/05/2015) [-]
Dude, use your fingernail
#33 - God dammit, I read that prints of Bell heir one before but I f…  [+] (4 new replies) 04/05/2015 on 4chan Comp #19 0
User avatar #74 - centurionprime (04/05/2015) [-]
aw.

yours is all two tone and cool.

I think you get that by having the picture just be empty, like there's no data so it just fills the border automatically, but i dunno how to do that
#73 - centurionprime (04/05/2015) [-]
maybe this is better?
#42 - centurionprime (04/05/2015) [-]
I dont know if this will still be transparent, but i did a thing that would work with your comment.
User avatar #43 - centurionprime (04/05/2015) [-]
I went and fucked it.

shit.
#1 - Time for some mentions!! If you want to be added or removed fr…  [+] (21 new replies) 04/05/2015 on Fireman Stories: Part Two +23
User avatar #35 - thatguywatchingu (04/19/2015) [-]
Yis pls
#34 - citizenlame (04/06/2015) [-]
Pretty please mention me next time you glorious bastard
User avatar #32 - Iritis (04/06/2015) [-]
Mention me in the next one please.
User avatar #31 - circularsquare (04/06/2015) [-]
Yo nigga.
User avatar #30 - phantomseeker (04/06/2015) [-]
Please be of adding me
User avatar #29 - doctortorhaug (04/06/2015) [-]
Add me pls
User avatar #28 - zealotgold (04/06/2015) [-]
add me up
User avatar #26 - daragon (04/06/2015) [-]
If you got more stories I'd like a mention on the next one.
User avatar #25 - carefree (04/05/2015) [-]
Add me, add me!
User avatar #24 - Einsty (04/05/2015) [-]
These are good, please add me in.
User avatar #23 - oglemokk (04/05/2015) [-]
Hey man, I like your stories, add me please
User avatar #21 - arreatface (04/05/2015) [-]
yesss this is great add me, also got a link for part 1 ?
#19 - Ken M (04/05/2015) [-]
Hook me up fam?
#20 - hitro (04/05/2015) [-]
Just realized I wasn't logged in.
User avatar #18 - shumdek (04/05/2015) [-]
Gibe mention pleaseh
#17 - toothface (04/05/2015) [-]
Add me, you fire challenger.
#16 - rickaay (04/05/2015) [-]
add me please.
User avatar #13 - samthediv (04/05/2015) [-]
add me to the list bro
#10 - dannyvx (04/05/2015) [-]
add me
User avatar #8 - dandamanzx (04/05/2015) [-]
Thanks for the mention, and for your service! Great stories bro, keep em coming!
#7 - gypsydude (04/05/2015) [-]
Great stories. Never thought you firefighters had these crazy things happen
#58 - Nothing says " **** you" like a 12.7mm fired f… 04/05/2015 on New-Vegas Unique Rifles Comp 0
#56 - Survivalist's Rifle. Long live the Father in the Cave…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/05/2015 on New-Vegas Unique Rifles Comp 0
User avatar #57 - missbonnie (04/05/2015) [-]
i have an intimate relationship with that rifle.
and writing 4 paragraphs on its back-story was the hardest thing i've done
User avatar #58 - gjtz (04/05/2015) [-]
Nothing says "Fuck you" like a 12.7mm fired from a rifle with broken sights.
#23 - Everyone in the background thinking they were going to see a s… 04/04/2015 on Extremely graphic high... +16
#15 - That was quite possibly one of the most retarded Illuminati co… 04/04/2015 on Admin's got some explaining... +67
#21 - Not that he's crying, I'm not heartless. 04/04/2015 on Finding life among death 0
#23 - I've had this video downloaded for a few years now. It brings … 04/03/2015 on Truly amazing. +1
#2 - 2, 3, and 8 are ******* brilliant. 04/03/2015 on lazy fucks +3
#289 - I now sexually identify as a cellular phone. Ever since I look… 04/03/2015 on The Tumblr Zone 0
#10 - I saw my cat laying down on his side drinking out of the water… 04/03/2015 on Maximum laziness +7
#26 - Not including "A Light In Shining Darkness" …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on New-Vegas Unique... 0
User avatar #27 - missbonnie (04/03/2015) [-]
oh don't worry, i'm gonna add it in the unique DLC weapons comp
#240 - Use this next time you have a post with that context.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/03/2015 on How will you spend Easter? 0
User avatar #242 - domny (04/03/2015) [-]
but thenks
User avatar #241 - domny (04/03/2015) [-]
but..
im goin fast
#238 - Continuing my video game binge. My tech college is having spri… 04/03/2015 on How will you spend Easter? 0
#29 - **** , look up one. 04/03/2015 on Dank memes make the world... 0
#27 - United States Dollar. Unless you're close to the border, or bu…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/03/2015 on Dank memes make the world... +7
#43 - Ken M (04/03/2015) [-]
This man is correct
-Confirmed American.

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User avatar #19 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #17 - anonshenanigans (03/17/2015) [-]
Thank you for your services.
User avatar #9 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Richard, is this you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
If you're asking for Dick, you've come to the right place.
I don't even know a Richard. Sorry bruh.
User avatar #11 to #10 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
I just saw a post where you had a kid and lost motivation for the gym. Have a friend who's going through the same thing. Good luck though.
User avatar #12 to #11 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
Check on ibowtobacon, he made that comment.
User avatar #13 to #12 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Annnnnnnd, im a dumbass
User avatar #14 to #13 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I'm retarded for a few hours a day too.
User avatar #8 - gugek (03/04/2015) [-]
hey, i love you.
#6 - thelizardlord ONLINE (02/14/2015) [-]
I did not forget
User avatar #4 - alexclement (08/02/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points? Only use is in items game and you don't play,
#5 to #4 - gjtz (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
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