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gjtz

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Hey you. YEA, YOU. Guess what? Ur a feggtcomment
Personal Info
Gender: male
Facebook Profile: Nice try Admin.
Consoles Owned: PC, PS3
Video Games Played: Mass Effect, Far Cry, Battlefield, Terraria, Starbound, Warface, TF2,
Date Signed Up:7/21/2011
Last Login:4/18/2015
Location:Southern US
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Ranking:#3425
Comment Ranking:#294
Highest Content Rank:#368
Highest Comment Rank:#283
Content Thumbs: 12331 total,  13826 ,  1495
Comment Thumbs: 14590 total,  16775 ,  2185
Content Level Progress: 24.1% (241/1000)
Level 212 Content: Comedic Genius → Level 213 Content: Comedic Genius
Comment Level Progress: 66% (660/1000)
Level 312 Comments: Wizard → Level 313 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:83
Content Views:101367
Times Content Favorited:1670 times
Total Comments Made:2594
FJ Points:24992
Favorite Tags: accident (2) | car (2) | Crash (2) | Dildo (2) | fire (2) | Fireman (2) | of (2) | ponies (2)
I was told I could do anything, but nobody told me I had to get a degree to do it.

latest user's comments

#4 - **gjtz used "*roll picture*"** **gjtz rolled image ** I'v…  [+] (2 new replies) 13 hours ago on its gonna be ok sweetie +16
User avatar #6 - nyxeos (10 hours ago) [-]
I call my one friend The Technology Assassin. Her ways of destroying ipods have included accidentally: putting it through the wash, dropping it on concrete, and drowning it in a soap dish from the condensation of steam from her shower.

I once handed her my ipod to play a game and the second she touched it the screen went white. I couldn't even force reset it, I had to wait for the battery to die before I was able to turn it back on again, and then it worked perfectly fine. It knew man, it fucking knew.
#9 - anonymous (10 hours ago) [-]
I have similar issues. I recently discovered possible reason. I produce several times more static electricity than other people. I don't know, maybe I'm superdry or sth. And charges are quite imprssive because @ my one of my clients office there's a particular type of carped and everytime I visit them I produce large sparks while touching usb ports for example. Cracks are loud enough to be heard from few meters away. No wonder I kill a lot of storage devices.
#9 - Is this because of the PC release? I think it's absol…  [+] (3 new replies) 18 hours ago on half life 2 0
#66 - anonymous (2 hours ago) [-]
"Is this because of the PC release?"

Jee, I don't know.
User avatar #38 - thenippyone (7 hours ago) [-]
I never played GTA V on console and now I just don't give a fuck after waiting so long
User avatar #29 - Welshhobo (10 hours ago) [-]
Its almost as if theyre a company trying to make money.....
#6 - I'm really glad I got through my stupid phase before camera phones. 18 hours ago on The Axe +22
#16 - Don't make me wait another year. 18 hours ago on BATMAN V SUPERMAN TRAILER LEAK +3
#8 - I'd slap ******* anybody for one million dollars. Where…  [+] (2 new replies) 18 hours ago on I would slap him so hard +124
User avatar #31 - whtkid (7 hours ago) [-]
But you wouldn't slap me, right bby?
User avatar #36 - mvtjets (5 hours ago) [-]
Only peen slapping
#4 - Once you've measured the length of your rope, cut off another 5 feet. 18 hours ago on I am Spiderman +49
#7 - [calcium intensifies]  [+] (4 new replies) 19 hours ago on just big boned +14
User avatar #10 - zombiemanz (17 hours ago) [-]
so loud it make me jump when it started you owe me a new heart
#24 - Ulmer (13 hours ago) [-]
Would you say that it was... 2 spooky?
#57 - zombiemanz (3 hours ago) [-]
User avatar #46 - foamytesquirrel (6 hours ago) [-]
Why does that skeleton have skin-covered hands?
#56 - **gjtz used "*roll 1, pokemon*"** **gjtz rolls Geodude** O…  [+] (1 new reply) 23 hours ago on Funny Pokedex Entries Comp #3 0
User avatar #57 - mymommasallama (23 hours ago) [-]
**mymommasallama used "*roll 5, faggots*"**
**mymommasallama rolls Phanact**
**mymommasallama rolls Phanact**
**mymommasallama rolls Phanact**
**mymommasallama rolls Phanact**
**mymommasallama rolls Phanact**
oh yeah it can be pretty fun
heres a content addy posted with a complete list of rolls and other things you can do funnyjunk.com/How+to+roll+and+describe/funny-pictures/5503279/
#21 - Picture 04/17/2015 on Tumblr Self Esteem Raiser Comp 0
#32 - 99% of the time, you can handle it. But that tiny 1% will get …  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on Human +43
#41 - vincentvalkerii (22 hours ago) [-]

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User avatar #19 - touches (04/07/2015) [-]
User avatar #17 - anonshenanigans (03/17/2015) [-]
Thank you for your services.
User avatar #9 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Richard, is this you?
User avatar #10 to #9 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
If you're asking for Dick, you've come to the right place.
I don't even know a Richard. Sorry bruh.
User avatar #11 to #10 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
I just saw a post where you had a kid and lost motivation for the gym. Have a friend who's going through the same thing. Good luck though.
User avatar #12 to #11 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
Check on ibowtobacon, he made that comment.
User avatar #13 to #12 - otot (03/15/2015) [-]
Annnnnnnd, im a dumbass
User avatar #14 to #13 - gjtz (03/15/2015) [-]
Don't worry, I'm retarded for a few hours a day too.
User avatar #8 - gugek (03/04/2015) [-]
hey, i love you.
#6 - thelizardlord (02/14/2015) [-]
I did not forget
User avatar #4 - alexclement (08/02/2013) [-]
Do you want your FJ points? Only use is in items game and you don't play,
#5 to #4 - gjtz (08/02/2013) [-]
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
I'm still waiting for the FJ Store.
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