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#8231 - zombehmanifest Be warned, all I have is my crap cell provi… 13 hours ago on /tabletop/ 0
#8211 - Would anyone be willing to teach me the basics on how a game, …  [+] (8 new replies) 11/25/2014 on /tabletop/ 0
User avatar #8219 - MrDeadiron (16 hours ago) [-]
Well I'm going to be in a campaign that is very noob friendly, so pm if you'd be interested.
User avatar #8217 - ecomp (18 hours ago) [-]
To learn how to play the game, buy the Player's Handbook, the Monster Manual, and the Dungeon Master's Guide for whichever version you want to play. 5th edition (the newest) doesn't have the Dungeon Maaster's Guide out yet, so you might wanna try a different edition if you wanna start right away. If you don't have the available money, maybe go down to the bay and meet up with some pirates or something Next step is to find a group willing to play. Pick up a pre-made adventure on the web for first level players, have your friends make characters (or make a character, and have a friend DM), and give'er a whirl.

If you wanna get a group together, just ask your friends. You'll be surprised how many people know about DnD and are interested in it. If not, then just go down to the local comic/nerd store and ask people there. Not even just the store manager/clerk, but most customers will jump at the chance to tell you about the game and invite you to their group.

Admin pls we need a sticky for this board
User avatar #8232 - securityexplain (8 hours ago) [-]
Okay, I see you giving this advice all the time, and I gotta say, I don't think newbies should make such an investment. Especially if they've never even played anything before. Thats not really that small of an investment.

They really don't need Monster Manual and Dungeon Master's Guide, stuff from there can easily be covered by DM's and other players.
And as far as Player Handbook goes, they can just pick up Starter books for free which have everything they need to get started. In addition to participating in a game with helpful, friendly people, thats pretty much all they need to see if they even like this stuff.

The only thing that they stand to gain from purchasing all of that at once on impulse is that they'll grow a noticeable resentment toward the whole genre for wasting their money if they don't like it. I know I did such stuff, and I know people who did (not specifically with d&d, but the concept stands)
User avatar #8237 - ecomp (1 hour ago) [-]
also, you can't get the starter kit for 4e and prior anymore. You'll have to read the PHB.
User avatar #8234 - ecomp (5 hours ago) [-]
check out the link, and also "If you don't have the available money, maybe go down to the bay and meet up with some pirates or something"
User avatar #8213 - dndxplain (23 hours ago) [-]
where to start man. got a skype?
User avatar #8231 - gjtz (13 hours ago) [-]
Be warned, all I have is my crap cell provider for internet, so I might be slow answering (like I am here).
User avatar #8212 - warbob (11/25/2014) [-]
dndxplain this is your cue
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#32 - That's what I thought from the ballistic masks, but I was hopi… 11/19/2014 on SHIT TYRONE! RUUUUNNNN 0
#30 - What game/movie?  [+] (7 new replies) 11/19/2014 on SHIT TYRONE! RUUUUNNNN +1
User avatar #109 - yaybacon (11/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #61 - wolfwithglasses (11/19/2014) [-]
Army of Two: Devil's Cartel

me and my brother have all three of those games. They're good games,but they get a little boring sometimes.
#36 - Enobrin (11/19/2014) [-]
that's not a game or movie, it's just what texas looks like on any given day.
#107 - takesseconds (11/20/2014) [-]
┬┐Alguien habla espanol? ┬┐Hay alguien antes Tejas?
#40 - sexuality (11/19/2014) [-]
Can confirm, I live in Tejas
User avatar #31 - LocoJoe (11/19/2014) [-]
It was an ad for an Army of Two game. I think it was the sequel.
User avatar #32 - gjtz (11/19/2014) [-]
That's what I thought from the ballistic masks, but I was hoping it would be another game.
#4 - Out of all of these, this guy is the only one that could pass …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/17/2014 on Douchebag comp +25
#46 - akselrk (11/17/2014) [-]
I think this guy too. Because he can also be just a fucktard that follows the "cool" guys and tries so hard to be "gangster"
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