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gjsmothefirst

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#301 - Ah. I see. You aren't exactly a musician are you? How…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Music Piracy +2
#304 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
When I talk about metal, I don't mean GOOD bands like Judas Priest or Black Sabbath. I'm talking about the kind of metal that just sounds like a guy choking on his spit.
#306 - gjsmothefirst (05/16/2013) [-]
Oh. You're just stupid. Got it.

You do realize that the word "metal" includes everything from Black Sabbath to Slipknot, right? Just like "rock" includes everything from Buddy Holly to Jet.
#286 - Glad to see you know what you're talking about. Most …  [+] (4 new replies) 05/16/2013 on Music Piracy +5
#299 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
Last time I checked, loud incoherent screaming isn't music.

Scientifically, you can't ACTUALLY enjoy metal. Music releases chemicals in our brain which gives us the feeling we get when we listen to something with a good melody and beat. Metal is just loud noises for the autistic kids. Enjoy being a faggot.
#301 - gjsmothefirst (05/16/2013) [-]
Ah. I see. You aren't exactly a musician are you?

How about this - I've played piano for 12+ years (and about 10 other instruments nowadays), and I can attest to the fact that metal is music. No?
Not all metal involves screaming. There's such a thing as operatic metal (though its weird as fuck), no screaming at all. True, screaming isn't the best for your voice, nor do I like it, but often the music itself is fine.
What about the fact that a lot of metal is basically Bach on an electric guitar? Every listen to Jeff Loomis?

Shut up and go away, punk.
#304 - anon (05/16/2013) [-]
When I talk about metal, I don't mean GOOD bands like Judas Priest or Black Sabbath. I'm talking about the kind of metal that just sounds like a guy choking on his spit.
#306 - gjsmothefirst (05/16/2013) [-]
Oh. You're just stupid. Got it.

You do realize that the word "metal" includes everything from Black Sabbath to Slipknot, right? Just like "rock" includes everything from Buddy Holly to Jet.
#477 - I have a computer that can run Skyrim like this... I … 05/15/2013 on Skyrim Mods 0
#62 - It's WELDED to the screwdriver, if you look... 05/04/2013 on Never lose your car keys again +1
#104 - Do you know how heavy bricks are? If he was still beh… 05/04/2013 on Demolition manager 0
#29 - It's true that most teachers have several classes to grade. Ho…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/01/2013 on This is just unfair.. +1
#30 - ewqua (05/01/2013) [-]
You, sir, explained the thing just perfectly. Exactly my thoughts (and I'm sure everyone else's too), just better expressed. Thank you :)
#86 - It can be, see 04/30/2013 on Haircut deal -2
#85 - A lot of people are saying that it will take forever. This is …  [+] (8 new replies) 04/30/2013 on Haircut deal +15
#148 - xaruiz (04/30/2013) [-]
This dude is a average student :O
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#138 - sadistikal (04/30/2013) [-]
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#115 - markertemp (04/30/2013) [-]
Under Zeno's paradox, if he keeps getting half his hair cut, he will never get it all removed. He'll get infinitely close, but never completely.

You're never actually reaching 1 with your limit there, but rather converging towards 1. The limit of the sums is 1, but the sum never actually is.

Since you're never cutting off all of what's left, but only half, you'll never reach 100% removal, because, in layman's terms, zero is not half of a non-zero quantity.
#100 - anon (04/30/2013) [-]
you are saying that it will be as long as regular haircut because you excluded most of times, such as waiting in line and some stuffs and you claimed that it would cost an infinite amount, so if you included these times, it should take forever since guinea pig has to walk outside and some stuffs infinite time.

i don't see your point...
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#154 - therealtjthemedic (04/30/2013) [-]
what are you even trying to say
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#250 - This is honestly very easy, it's done with a chisel-tip pen. I… 04/30/2013 on You'll never be this good +2
#85 - Yep, 761 mph - though I usually use 340 m/s. Incident…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/26/2013 on Overheard conversation on a... 0
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#89 - moooman (04/26/2013) [-]
Indeed.