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#262 - and if you'd pull YOUR head out of your ass, you'd find that a…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/16/2013 on NVIDIA Quadro FX 3700 -1
User avatar #263 - lmaopwnt (02/16/2013) [-]
If that were true I'd be a PC gamer.
#264 - gjsmothefirst (02/17/2013) [-]
if what were true? That you can do the same things on both?

You're using a PC right now, you clearly can do it.
User avatar #265 - lmaopwnt (02/17/2013) [-]
Browsing a website and gaming aren't exactly the same thing, if we were talking JUST games on steam and such, yea it'd be just as easy. but were not talking about steam, were talking stand-alone games like minecraft, which can be a pain in the ass to make your own private server if you don't know anything about a computer, I know that because it took me half a fucking hour + a youtube video tutorial to figure it out. And then comes mods and texture packs, texture packs are pretty easy, but I've never figured out how to install a mod on minecraft despite the fact that I've been playing minecraft for well over a year now.
#37 - >automatics are more efficient >torque converter … 02/16/2013 on Speaking from experience +1
#21 - love when people that are right get thumbed down... makes total sense.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/16/2013 on Drums +1
User avatar #27 - camdonwin (02/17/2013) [-]
inorite
#192 - So what you're saying is that it's difficult to double-click a…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/16/2013 on NVIDIA Quadro FX 3700 -1
User avatar #259 - lmaopwnt (02/16/2013) [-]
I said "for instance", meaning it was just one example, there's a hell of a lot of things on computers that would require you to be knowledgeable about before you can really do anything.
And no, I'm not saying it's difficult to double click, if you pulled your head out your ass then you'd see that I was pointing out the fact that not everyone knows what a jar file is, not how how to operate a fucking mouse. Idiot.
#262 - gjsmothefirst (02/16/2013) [-]
and if you'd pull YOUR head out of your ass, you'd find that anyone who even has the faintest idea how to play minecraft, or wants to set up a server, would know what that is.

Using a PC requires no more knowledge than using an Xbox if you're performing the same tasks. Sure, some are different, but somehow I don't really thing that it's too difficult to make the connection between pointing a joystick and pointing a mouse - or at least, I don't know a single person who can do one but not the other. Sure, you can do more on a PC, and that requires more knowledge, but you can do the same things as any console with the same ease.
User avatar #263 - lmaopwnt (02/16/2013) [-]
If that were true I'd be a PC gamer.
#264 - gjsmothefirst (02/17/2013) [-]
if what were true? That you can do the same things on both?

You're using a PC right now, you clearly can do it.
User avatar #265 - lmaopwnt (02/17/2013) [-]
Browsing a website and gaming aren't exactly the same thing, if we were talking JUST games on steam and such, yea it'd be just as easy. but were not talking about steam, were talking stand-alone games like minecraft, which can be a pain in the ass to make your own private server if you don't know anything about a computer, I know that because it took me half a fucking hour + a youtube video tutorial to figure it out. And then comes mods and texture packs, texture packs are pretty easy, but I've never figured out how to install a mod on minecraft despite the fact that I've been playing minecraft for well over a year now.
#140 - Or, you know, you could just run Minecraft_server.jar and be d…  [+] (7 new replies) 02/16/2013 on NVIDIA Quadro FX 3700 0
User avatar #142 - lmaopwnt (02/16/2013) [-]
You say that like everyone knows exactly what that is and how to do it, and that's exactly what I'm talking about. There are a lot of people that don't know how to work a computer, and don't care enough to take the time to learn how because they're content with consoles.
#192 - gjsmothefirst (02/16/2013) [-]
So what you're saying is that it's difficult to double-click a file, the same way you open any program on a computer?

Yeah, you should fucking know how to do that. If you can't - then how did you get here?
User avatar #259 - lmaopwnt (02/16/2013) [-]
I said "for instance", meaning it was just one example, there's a hell of a lot of things on computers that would require you to be knowledgeable about before you can really do anything.
And no, I'm not saying it's difficult to double click, if you pulled your head out your ass then you'd see that I was pointing out the fact that not everyone knows what a jar file is, not how how to operate a fucking mouse. Idiot.
#262 - gjsmothefirst (02/16/2013) [-]
and if you'd pull YOUR head out of your ass, you'd find that anyone who even has the faintest idea how to play minecraft, or wants to set up a server, would know what that is.

Using a PC requires no more knowledge than using an Xbox if you're performing the same tasks. Sure, some are different, but somehow I don't really thing that it's too difficult to make the connection between pointing a joystick and pointing a mouse - or at least, I don't know a single person who can do one but not the other. Sure, you can do more on a PC, and that requires more knowledge, but you can do the same things as any console with the same ease.
User avatar #263 - lmaopwnt (02/16/2013) [-]
If that were true I'd be a PC gamer.
#264 - gjsmothefirst (02/17/2013) [-]
if what were true? That you can do the same things on both?

You're using a PC right now, you clearly can do it.
User avatar #265 - lmaopwnt (02/17/2013) [-]
Browsing a website and gaming aren't exactly the same thing, if we were talking JUST games on steam and such, yea it'd be just as easy. but were not talking about steam, were talking stand-alone games like minecraft, which can be a pain in the ass to make your own private server if you don't know anything about a computer, I know that because it took me half a fucking hour + a youtube video tutorial to figure it out. And then comes mods and texture packs, texture packs are pretty easy, but I've never figured out how to install a mod on minecraft despite the fact that I've been playing minecraft for well over a year now.
#120 - Nope, it's actually pretty easy to play faster on a piano than… 02/15/2013 on Most epic keytar solo of... 0
#94 - Actually, you can play basically any melody on keyboard. Guita…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/15/2013 on Most epic keytar solo of... -1
#110 - anonymous (02/15/2013) [-]
If you know what's tremolo picking, which is picking the same note quickly, you can't do that on a keyboard and that technique is very important in a guitar solo.
#120 - gjsmothefirst (02/15/2013) [-]
Nope, it's actually pretty easy to play faster on a piano than on a guitar. You use multiple fingers all on the same note, it works.

I play both, I can tell you this from experience - anything that can be played on a guitar can be played easier on a piano/keyboard.
#75 - People... he's right. Android is the operating system, made by… 02/14/2013 on I understand androids logo... +7
#68 - The scores are ******** . I have a velociraptor 50…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/10/2013 on What do these numbers mean.. +2
User avatar #111 - agentpurplek (02/10/2013) [-]
Those numbers don't really mean anything its not even a good benchmark for comparing...
#77 - qasdom (02/10/2013) [-]
mechanical hdd's are limited to 5.9. you HAVE to get an ssd if you want to get a higher score.
User avatar #114 - agentpurplek (02/10/2013) [-]
Raid 0 with 32 bit stripping and some tweacks can reach into the 6.x's
#160 - qasdom (02/10/2013) [-]
your average schmo doesnt even know what raid is. but like you said, those numbers are near pointless.
User avatar #164 - agentpurplek (02/10/2013) [-]
Your entire statement is very true. :D glad I'm not a average schmo....
#112 - agentpurplek has deleted their comment.
#166 - English *********** , do you speak it? It…  [+] (4 new replies) 02/03/2013 on Fuck these people +7
#167 - UnoSkullmanx (02/03/2013) [-]
"hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr I'm so clever and smart, I read a book that nobody gives a fuck about, nor has given a fuck about for 20 years, am I cool yet guise, HUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

- you
#222 - agentdennis (02/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #196 - shinigamikitty (02/03/2013) [-]
You can't spell phantom on your own, can you?
User avatar #177 - soerd (02/03/2013) [-]
maybe if you make "hurr" even longer it will make your argument valid.
#161 - >not used often >one of the most popular musicals ev…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/03/2013 on Fuck these people +9
#164 - UnoSkullmanx (02/03/2013) [-]
"hurr durr I can spell a word that you can't, I'm so smart hurrrrrrrrrrr"


-you
#166 - gjsmothefirst (02/03/2013) [-]
English muthafucker, do you speak it?

It's NOT an uncommon word, especially in context. Furthermore, the librarian and principal shouldn't have gotten mad at him for thinking they should know how to spell it, since they are supposed to know!
#167 - UnoSkullmanx (02/03/2013) [-]
"hurrrrrrrrrrrrrr I'm so clever and smart, I read a book that nobody gives a fuck about, nor has given a fuck about for 20 years, am I cool yet guise, HUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR"

- you
#222 - agentdennis (02/03/2013) [-]
User avatar #196 - shinigamikitty (02/03/2013) [-]
You can't spell phantom on your own, can you?
User avatar #177 - soerd (02/03/2013) [-]
maybe if you make "hurr" even longer it will make your argument valid.
#22 - oh dang, it's been too long since I watched that show. I'… 01/28/2013 on Just a couple of boobs 0
#20 - it's the pineapple laptop. Yep.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2013 on Just a couple of boobs 0
User avatar #21 - fonestig (01/28/2013) [-]
its a pear but yes it is
#22 - gjsmothefirst (01/28/2013) [-]
oh dang, it's been too long since I watched that show.
I'm thinking of the redsn0w logo... when you jailbreak an ipod/iphone the boot logo changes to a pineapple.
#32 - >read previous comment >shut up 01/27/2013 on Fake Out 0
#82 - Maybe it's just very similar, maybe someone made the same thin… 01/23/2013 on later faggots 0
#79 - I've had this for a while, actually. Timestamp is in September…  [+] (2 new replies) 01/23/2013 on later faggots 0
User avatar #80 - chatpads (01/23/2013) [-]
but i just...made it...
#82 - gjsmothefirst (01/23/2013) [-]
Maybe it's just very similar, maybe someone made the same thing a while ago. I still have the same gif, with the same caption.
#49 - This is an old gif...  [+] (4 new replies) 01/22/2013 on later faggots -3
User avatar #59 - chatpads (01/22/2013) [-]
i just made it?
#79 - gjsmothefirst (01/23/2013) [-]
I've had this for a while, actually. Timestamp is in September of last year.
User avatar #80 - chatpads (01/23/2013) [-]
but i just...made it...
#82 - gjsmothefirst (01/23/2013) [-]
Maybe it's just very similar, maybe someone made the same thing a while ago. I still have the same gif, with the same caption.
#137 - It does, doesn't it? Genius, Sherlock! What might this cac…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2013 on Cactus +1
User avatar #164 - Midirr (01/22/2013) [-]
I have sent you a private message in which I deduce the significance of the cactus. It seems that it is some sort of plant that grows in harsh and very warm climates.
I hope my investigation helps you on your quest, my good sir.
#125 - I don't get it at all. I'm not a newfag either. wat is this.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/22/2013 on Cactus +1
User avatar #130 - Midirr (01/22/2013) [-]
Using advanced detective skills, I discovered it is a picture of a cactus.
#137 - gjsmothefirst (01/22/2013) [-]
It does, doesn't it? Genius, Sherlock!
What might this cactus signify?
User avatar #164 - Midirr (01/22/2013) [-]
I have sent you a private message in which I deduce the significance of the cactus. It seems that it is some sort of plant that grows in harsh and very warm climates.
I hope my investigation helps you on your quest, my good sir.
#61 - I'm surprise no-one got 10: Justin Bieber - Baby. 01/22/2013 on Song puzzle 0
#63 - Photoshop says it goes on for 300 seconds, then says "Con… 01/22/2013 on Wait for it... 0
#43 - True, they only directly affect the tires. However, due to the… 01/19/2013 on He's at it again! -4
#36 - hurr durr 100lb of tires would weigh too much on a 3000lb car …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/19/2013 on He's at it again! -5
#50 - anonymous (01/20/2013) [-]
hurr durr look up unsprung weight and rotating mass, maybe you learn something jackass
#42 - zeittergiest (01/19/2013) [-]
the brakes don't actually have to slow the car down, they slow the rotation of the tires. therefore, the more massive the tires, the more force would be needed to slow them down. more force = bigger, more expensive brakes.
#43 - gjsmothefirst (01/19/2013) [-]
True, they only directly affect the tires. However, due to the tire's grip on the road, they actually have to slow the forward momentum of the car, as well as the angular momentum of the tires.

The forward (linear) momentum of the average (4000lb) car traveling at 60mph is around 50,000 (kg*m)/s.
The average angular momentum of a single tire (also at 60mph) is 67 (kg*m)/s. If you double, triple, even multiply it by 10, it's not going to make a difference.
#333 - Hmm. Well, TBH then you shouldn't start talking about somethin…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2013 on Morbid for Science 0
#336 - alexanderh (01/19/2013) [-]
It sounded to me like he was wrong, I pointed it out, and was corrected. I admitted that he was right, but said that it wasn't necessarily common knowledge.
#235 - Not sure if you're serious. Sure, you can't do it on a 3DS…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2013 on Pokemon 0
User avatar #236 - funnymonky (01/19/2013) [-]
Go fuck yourself you fucking fuck.
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