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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:2/02/2012
Last Login:11/18/2014
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 1299 total,  1490 ,  191
Comment Thumbs: 13455 total,  14419 ,  964
Content Level Progress: 43% (43/100)
Level 112 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 113 Content: Funny Junkie
Comment Level Progress: 13.3% (133/1000)
Level 313 Comments: Wizard → Level 314 Comments: Wizard
Subscribers:2
Content Views:80083
Times Content Favorited:60 times
Total Comments Made:1308
FJ Points:14402
Sometimes, when I'm alone, I like to lay on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot.

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#112 - God he does good blackface 03/26/2013 on Who? 0
#426 - I...I just want to make a country where you have to have a cer…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2013 on The World Is In Danger +1
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#437 - katypower (03/20/2013) [-]
Yes, I have an IQ of 107.
Not cool man...Not cool.
#78 - Everybody knows that Russians have evolved beyond the need for livers.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/20/2013 on Every day is St. Paddy's Day +2
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#85 - FlyingButt (03/20/2013) [-]
No, they still need livers. But through evolution, their livers have become much tougher than the average Non-Russian.
However, some Russians reach such huge stages of alcohol consumption that even their livers fail. That's where this content comes in.
#57 - Picture 03/20/2013 on Nazibob Hitlerpants +1
#183 - Haha...dumb Americans. Everybody knows its APOLLO that pulls t…  [+] (2 new replies) 03/20/2013 on 'Merica +13
#336 - anon (03/20/2013) [-]
except that it's helios
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#189 - aerius (03/20/2013) [-]
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khepri
Kheprisentin' Egypt.
#179 - Alberta is pretty much Northern Montana.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/19/2013 on Good guy world +1
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#181 - DrBobsPatient (03/19/2013) [-]
cool?
#178 - My reaction's a bit more extreme 03/19/2013 on Good guy world +1
#190 - Oh Jenna Marbles...I just wanna...take her home and introduce … 03/15/2013 on Porn Starlets 3 +2
#39 - I swear I could be watching porn, and if that song came on I w…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2013 on Torture +4
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#48 - iliekcereal (03/14/2013) [-]
Wouldn't make a difference for me. I always cry when masturbat- wait what?
#100 - Some of his jokes aren't bad, but the way he presents them is …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/14/2013 on The Dog Flu +9
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#109 - dildoes (03/14/2013) [-]
Hey, Dane, saying the same thing five times really doesn't make it funnier, it just makes it fuckin annoying
Hey, Dane, saying the same thing five times really doesn't make it funnier, it just makes it fuckin annoying
Hey, Dane, saying the same thing five times really doesn't make it funnier, it just makes it fuckin annoying
Hey, Dane, saying the same thing five times really doesn't make it funnier, it just makes it fuckin annoying
Hey, Dane, saying the same thing five times really doesn't make it funnier, it just makes it fuckin annoying