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Age: 87
Date Signed Up:8/01/2012
Last Login:6/20/2014
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My other account is all muffed up, so I made another.

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#7 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 04/22/2013 on I don't even +62
#68 - breakfastlunch (04/23/2013) [-]
He actually says "WHAT THE FUDGESICLE?!"
#59 - Yes. Its pretty hurtful, because chances are, she knows she's … 04/22/2013 on I think he's onto something +3
#148 - Comment deleted 04/22/2013 on irony 0
#17 - Comment deleted 04/22/2013 on How to kill a Unicorn.... 0
#12 - They'd keep you awfully toasty 04/22/2013 on Loafers +1
#6 - That only works if he's In Utero  [+] (13 new replies) 04/21/2013 on Thank God for Facebook +5
User avatar #7 - whiplasher (04/21/2013) [-]
A glass of Pennyroyal Tea would help anyway.
#20 - venilly (04/21/2013) [-]
just take a lithium pill they make everything better
User avatar #21 - whiplasher (04/21/2013) [-]
Lithium pills make you Dumb.
User avatar #28 - irishpunker (04/21/2013) [-]
They can also give you an Aneurysm
User avatar #31 - whiplasher (04/21/2013) [-]
Yeah, it can Drain You of energy.
User avatar #26 - fukkendragonite (04/21/2013) [-]
Only take one, don't go Very Ape.
User avatar #32 - whiplasher (04/21/2013) [-]
You should Stay Away from drugs, though.
User avatar #33 - fukkendragonite (04/21/2013) [-]
Aw c'mon, don't be a Downer!
User avatar #34 - whiplasher (04/21/2013) [-]
Too many drugs can make you unable to Breed...!
User avatar #35 - fukkendragonite (04/21/2013) [-]
Too many Nirvana puns, the joke is dead.


don't Milk it
User avatar #37 - whiplasher (04/21/2013) [-]
anus
User avatar #39 - fukkendragonite (04/21/2013) [-]
Don't blame me, you Blew it.
User avatar #22 - venilly (04/21/2013) [-]
but it can still make you happy
#42 - Can someone link to the Tapeworm episode? 04/21/2013 on Oh god +1
#12 - There are a number of reasons. STDs and STIs, and your risk of… 04/20/2013 on I don't even +6
#10 - It means to be having sex with another person  [+] (5 new replies) 04/20/2013 on I don't even +9
User avatar #11 - Kairyuka (04/20/2013) [-]
Okay. Wonder why he wants to know that.
User avatar #19 - violentpixi (04/20/2013) [-]
To see if you may have genital fluids that may infect or inseminate you.
Or maybe they're just discovering if you put out.
User avatar #14 - paronix (04/20/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure masturbation counts as masturbation, bud.

"Are you sexually active?"
"Oh yeah, I have sex ALL the time. Sometimes five times a day! Always with myself of course."

wat
User avatar #20 - Kairyuka (04/20/2013) [-]
Masturbation is technically a sexual activity. It's not subjective my friend.
User avatar #12 - gingeraletwo (04/20/2013) [-]
There are a number of reasons. STDs and STIs, and your risk of pregnancy if you're a lady.
#155 - Picture 04/20/2013 on Tumblr compilation 0
#71 - John Green is perfection personified.  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2013 on Tumblr compilation +7
#106 - zurk (04/20/2013) [-]
This is truth.
User avatar #73 - loszombis (04/20/2013) [-]
so true. got any more vlogsbrothers/nerdfighters/crashcourse/scishow gifs?
#155 - gingeraletwo (04/20/2013) [-]
#19 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 04/20/2013 on Oh. My. God. +8
#41 - djdaggerztrike (04/20/2013) [-]
...
#42 - djdaggerztrike (04/20/2013) [-]
...
#146 - anonymous (04/20/2013) [-]
Imma scroll back up, hide these replies and stare at RDJ for a couple minutes.
#1 - I dont know. Tell me when you find it? 04/18/2013 on Where's the funny? 0
#12 - Comment deleted 04/17/2013 on How it feels -3
#20 - Picture 04/17/2013 on Good Points +4
#81 - Alas, I cannot help you, darlin. 04/17/2013 on Pizza pizza sometimes pizza +1
#79 - PIZZA ROLLS They are a gift from HEAVEN  [+] (6 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Pizza pizza sometimes pizza +9
User avatar #94 - doctorwhooves (04/17/2013) [-]
because god wants us to be happy
User avatar #80 - mcmilldog (04/17/2013) [-]
That sounds ..... AMAZING. Do you know where you can get them in the uk?
User avatar #83 - someponynew (04/17/2013) [-]
Any place they sell frozen pizza.
like, even gas stations.
#82 - anonymous (04/17/2013) [-]
you poor underprivileged fuck
#86 - mcmilldog (04/17/2013) [-]
I'm seriously starting to dislike Glasgow
User avatar #81 - gingeraletwo (04/17/2013) [-]
Alas, I cannot help you, darlin.
#1450 - I've been with my boyfriend for a year and a half now, and I'm…  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2013 on Let DJ 4DM1N be your therapist +1
User avatar #2991 - waffies (04/18/2013) [-]
Well, some more open talking can help. Literally asking for feedback as you do things. To be a bit cliche: "You like that?" and "do you like what you see?" may get you more information than you know!
#1459 - elcreepo (04/17/2013) [-]
Confidence and skimpy clothing go a long way, sister.
#66606 - I've been with my boyfriend for a year and a half now, and I'm…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Advice - love advice,... 0
User avatar #66761 - faithrider (04/17/2013) [-]
you don't look gross, r at the VERY least (very meaning this is the lowest possible situatution) he doesn't think so. he obviously loves you and thinks you are beautiful if he is still with you and even talking about marriage.


so stop worrying
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User avatar #66640 - advicedude (04/17/2013) [-]
You'll come across things as you progress. Just keep experimenting.
User avatar #66639 - advicedude (04/17/2013) [-]
sharpie in pooper
User avatar #66607 - davvi (04/16/2013) [-]
if he loves it, you don't have anything to worry about, as long as this "stupid stuff in the bedroom" doesn't come from you.
#34 - I don't understand the appeal of guys who act like jerks and d…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Truth? +6
User avatar #51 - delphine (04/17/2013) [-]
Most girls can't see they're manipulative douche bags until it's too late. Hence the "manipulative" part. Usually those kind of guys display confidence, and are all sweet and nice to her in the beginning, and know exactly how to tell her what she wants to hear. I should know, I've been played by one of them before. And it hurt like a sonofabitch when I found out he had another girlfriend, and a fuckbuddy on the side.
User avatar #53 - killingsin (04/17/2013) [-]
I really want to punch the author of that in the gut, but I would also like to thank him for writing it.
User avatar #54 - Hydrocircuit (04/17/2013) [-]
Let me guess. You suck at everything?
#55 - Understandable 04/16/2013 on Well fuck you too. +1
#49 - Picture 04/16/2013 on Well fuck you too. +1
#47 - If you are in a committed relationship with someone, it matter…  [+] (5 new replies) 04/16/2013 on Well fuck you too. +22
User avatar #85 - darthxarya (04/16/2013) [-]
Amen to this! As a female in a committed relationship, I can totally back you up on this!
#53 - anonymous (04/16/2013) [-]
You're making things sound complicated and boring though, I can't be bothered with that shit...
User avatar #55 - gingeraletwo (04/16/2013) [-]
Understandable
#51 - nock has deleted their comment.
User avatar #111 - Mortuus (04/17/2013) [-]
The same can be said about men with large assholes. You know what I'm on about.
#149 - They're from San Diego in the show. 04/16/2013 on megan's dildo 0
#20 - They still do. It's just becoming more mutual, now. … 04/15/2013 on New measuring unit 0
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#5 - sepheroth ONLINE (11/30/2012) [-]
Hi new friend! Cheers!
User avatar #26 to #5 - gingeraletwo (12/02/2012) [-]
Haha, we ran out of replies.
User avatar #27 to #26 - sepheroth ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
Awesome!
User avatar #28 to #27 - gingeraletwo (12/02/2012) [-]
So what's on your mind?
#29 to #28 - sepheroth ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
Not much really. Oh, I am pretty happy I finally got to groom my No ShaveNovembeard! (Pictured)

Other than that, tell me a little more about yourself, I'm assuming for some strange reason you're not 86 like your profile says haha
User avatar #30 to #29 - gingeraletwo (12/02/2012) [-]
I'm not. Haha. I'm just kinda private on the internet. I grew up just as the "if you tell people on the internet anything about you they will stalk you and rape you" generation was starting up.
User avatar #31 to #30 - sepheroth ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
Damn, I was kind if hoping you were going to say I was wrong and you just looked really good for your age haha
User avatar #32 to #31 - gingeraletwo (12/02/2012) [-]
Well you never know. LoL
User avatar #33 to #32 - sepheroth ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
So then, how was World War II from a teenager's point of view?
#34 to #33 - gingeraletwo (12/02/2012) [-]
I spent three years in a camp. It totally ruined camping for me.
User avatar #35 to #34 - sepheroth ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
Haha, excellent. Well it's been nice taking to you Chloe, but ass I said before, early coma and whatnot. so goodnight
User avatar #36 to #35 - gingeraletwo (12/02/2012) [-]
Alright. I'll talk to you later. Sweet dreams.
User avatar #37 to #36 - sepheroth ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
Thank you, you too whenever you go to bed tonight haha =)
#6 to #5 - gingeraletwo (12/01/2012) [-]
Hey there!!
(I dont have a drinking photo, so here's me and my bass, Freddie)
#7 to #6 - sepheroth ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
You're pretty cute. How long have you been playing?
I for one only have drinking pics haha :D
User avatar #8 to #7 - gingeraletwo (12/01/2012) [-]
Aw, thanks. And not too long. About a year, but I'm absolutely terrible. Haha.
User avatar #9 to #8 - sepheroth ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
Well, if you're absolutely terrible, then the only thing that can happen from now on is you getting better haha. I'm due someday I'll be at the store, see a cd, be all, "Hey, that's Gingeraletwo's band!" And but a copy
User avatar #10 to #9 - gingeraletwo (12/01/2012) [-]
Haha, then you'll listen to it and be like "Dayum, this bitch wasnt lying"
User avatar #11 to #10 - sepheroth ONLINE (12/01/2012) [-]
Hahaha, let's hope not
User avatar #12 to #11 - gingeraletwo (12/02/2012) [-]
So, how are you?
User avatar #13 to #12 - sepheroth ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
Pretty good, watching Supernatural, drinking myself into an early coma do I can wake up by 4am tomorrow haha
How about yourself?
User avatar #14 to #13 - gingeraletwo (12/02/2012) [-]
Derping around on FJ, watching my dog act like an idiot. The usual stuff. haha
User avatar #15 to #14 - sepheroth ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
What kind of dog do you have?
User avatar #16 to #15 - gingeraletwo (12/02/2012) [-]
A little terrier mutt thing named Phoebe. She's the sweetest little thing but she's kinda dumb. I still love her to death though. lol
User avatar #17 to #16 - sepheroth ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
Very nice, we used to have a pitbull like that, sweet, but dumb as a rock. She used to wag her whole ass when she got happy. And she'd lay down when she didn't feel like walking anymore, no matter where she was. I had to carry her home a few times haha
User avatar #18 to #17 - gingeraletwo (12/02/2012) [-]
Aw! That's really cute. I guess it was a pain in the ass sometimes too, though.
User avatar #19 to #18 - sepheroth ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
Yeah, she was a fat fully grown pitbull...
User avatar #20 to #19 - gingeraletwo (12/02/2012) [-]
What was her name?
User avatar #21 to #20 - sepheroth ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
Katrina. What's yours?
User avatar #22 to #21 - gingeraletwo (12/02/2012) [-]
Mine or my dog's? LoL
User avatar #23 to #22 - sepheroth ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
Well, I was asking for your dog's, but either works :P
User avatar #24 to #23 - gingeraletwo (12/02/2012) [-]
Chloe and Phoebe. Your's?
User avatar #25 to #24 - sepheroth ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, you already said Pheobe haha, sorry, like I said, drinking myself into an early coma haha.
I'm Christopher, Chris, whatever works haha
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