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#38 - this is probably happens everywhere, including US, but the med…  [+] (4 new replies) 4 hours ago on COPS +6
User avatar #125 - taniv (3 minutes ago) [-]
In Canada I've met a lot of good cops, even one that's suspended and being investigated for something fucked up like telling a drug dealer the cops were coming to arrest him. He was a good dude though, I don't know why he did what he did or what exactly it was, but in terms of how he did his job when interacting with the people he was a good cop. He was ERT, which is like Canadian SWAT. I'm sure there are plenty of good cops in the States too, but the fact is there are too many shitty people allowed through the system and aren't filtered out or kicked out after they're deemed shitty, and I'm guessing it partially has to do with a cycle of bad reputation bringing in less people. That and complex issues like police quota's and fundraising through fines.
User avatar #121 - talldumbdork (13 minutes ago) [-]
Because the tens of thousands of normal arrests aren't newsworthy, and the cop who displays bravery gets pushed to the 10th page. Not all cops are angels, and a few got a badge and are mentally unstable assholes. But easily persuaded people watch news and read facebook posts and jump on the "all cops are Shit" bandwagon.
#69 - jujuface (2 hours ago) [-]
Statistics on cops using lethal force say otherwise
#54 - melolicious (3 hours ago) [-]
And the stupid people jump on the hate wagon (especially the black people so they have an excuse for their crimes)
#75 - yeah, being a president aint easy. you basically run a whole U… 4 hours ago on Stressful job +9
#2 - I thought his name was 'Mom' and Timmy's mom is called Barnaby...  [+] (10 new replies) 04/18/2015 on Dad +61
User avatar #6 - deathsn (04/18/2015) [-]
Those were just their code names on the Poltergeeks, but not really their names.
User avatar #3 - peanutsaurusrex (04/18/2015) [-]
at where in the show does timmy call his dad mom
User avatar #15 - thymarx (04/18/2015) [-]
That one haloween episode where Mom went as Das and vise versa. Or maybe he called his mom dad, im not sure
User avatar #10 - molestedbeggar (04/18/2015) [-]
when do your call your parents by their real name?
#14 - drackmore (04/18/2015) [-]
I call my asshole father by his name, and when I refer to my mother amongst friends that know her I refer to her as the Woman She knows I mean no disrespect with that however. .
User avatar #43 - alfonshister (04/19/2015) [-]
if you had kids, would you want them to show disrespect every time they are mad at you?
#29 - nosensephenom (04/19/2015) [-]
User avatar #12 - peanutsaurusrex (04/18/2015) [-]
usually when theres a lot of noise/people and they cant distinguish a dad or mom, so i call out their first name
User avatar #13 - molestedbeggar (04/18/2015) [-]
i just call my parents mother and father.
User avatar #50 - extooso (04/19/2015) [-]
i call my mother muddilein and my dad Herr Vater
#13 - thx for the reply. though my only worry by using BoM is it oft…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/17/2015 on 4:20 am Praise it Faggot 0
User avatar #14 - mrkanyeeast (04/17/2015) [-]
True, however if you're dualwielding BoM and get in there quick enough, you won't have time for firearms lol
#10 - tell me fellow Bloodborne players, which is better? Chikage Bl…  [+] (6 new replies) 04/17/2015 on 4:20 am Praise it Faggot 0
#22 - solrosen (04/17/2015) [-]
Considering i deal 800-950 dmg with an R2 on other players With the Chikage, and that is with 40 bloodtinge and strong physical gems put into it I would say Chikage is a tad stronger. And a L1-R1 kombo with it deal roughly 470-700 dmg (depending on their bloodtinge def) In pve the Chikage deals massive damage in just a few slices while you need to build up that R1 spam with the BoM to get equally big dmg out. In all honesty it's about personal preference and i love both weapons, but i really enjoy taking a shit on co-op players 1v3 with the Chikage :A
User avatar #21 - cykocd (04/17/2015) [-]
Chikage Bloodtinge is WAY more fun. the Chikage has higher dps in its bloody form, especially since blood runes that scale with bloodtinge are very strong, and having all that bloodtinge for your guns makes things much easier. I have a series of videos where i just shoot bosses with my gun to win.
User avatar #12 - andyhuber (04/17/2015) [-]
blades of mercy
shit gets fucked up fast
#11 - mrkanyeeast (04/17/2015) [-]
I may be a bit biased, but blade of Mercy all the way, Damage builds up quick, add to that high Endurence and Murky Bloodtinge gem (adds +17 fast poison damage) and you're unfreakin' stopable. Mofos don't know what hit them. Invaders beware.
User avatar #13 - gidmp (04/17/2015) [-]
thx for the reply. though my only worry by using BoM is it often restricts firearm use
User avatar #14 - mrkanyeeast (04/17/2015) [-]
True, however if you're dualwielding BoM and get in there quick enough, you won't have time for firearms lol
#4 - it's time for...MORE WOLFJOB!!! 04/15/2015 on Barry! +3
#10 - Zoro as new MC? can't really complain  [+] (5 new replies) 04/14/2015 on *itadakimasu* +32
User avatar #72 - IamSofaKingdom (04/15/2015) [-]
They have made Zoro too much of a cliche samurai character since the timeskip imo. Also he would not give in to the sex either. It isn't alcohol or swords.

Oda specifically stated he isn't doing any romance or pairings so the whole crew is going to walk around the sex option. Even Brook would skip it to just take the panties.
#91 - fefe (04/15/2015) [-]
Sanji would definitely not pass the opportunity up, but he would even more definitely fuck it up or get extremely unlucky
#110 - ettne (04/15/2015) [-]
He would bleed to death.
#137 - firesky (04/15/2015) [-]
He recovered from that tough.
#41 - fefe (04/15/2015) [-]
Usopp is obviously Luffy's best friend
#42 - when your comment flames an argument.... 04/14/2015 on Gta on PC +3
#18 - yeah... i kinda hope DS2 looks like this 04/14/2015 on Gta on PC 0
#10 - *cough* Bloodborne *cough*  [+] (39 new replies) 04/14/2015 on Gta on PC +28
#111 - gangbangtime (04/15/2015) [-]
With emulators, every exclusive is a timed exclusive. Even if it's a long wait
User avatar #58 - pocketstooheavy (04/14/2015) [-]
Why would we want that?
User avatar #91 - valkarian (04/15/2015) [-]
That petition for making a pc port for bloodborne said otherwise
#79 - avyon (04/15/2015) [-]
Because it's one of the few triple A games that has actually lived up to my expectations, in the past 3 years.
User avatar #45 - postie (04/14/2015) [-]
It's not exactly amazing though, and he was pathetically easy to defeat.
User avatar #44 - darkangeloffire (04/14/2015) [-]
>Darkbeast Paarl

he still fucks me shit sideways
#42 - gidmp (04/14/2015) [-]
when your comment flames an argument....
#15 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
Congratulations on that 30 FPS in a Souls you know what I mean game, m8. Sure must feel really responsive.

I personally think the exclusivity's completely justified, though. Sony published it, after all.
User avatar #23 - letriggs (04/14/2015) [-]
it isnt locked at 30 and it feels okay

DS1on console was 30 and I learnt with that

playing scholar of the first sin at 60 fucked me up for the first few hours cause I was dodge rolling too early
User avatar #93 - jasonmaki (04/15/2015) [-]
i not completely on the other dudes side, but bloodborne is definitely locked at 30fps...
User avatar #123 - lolgonewrong (04/15/2015) [-]
30 and 60 fps is only a problem if your quickly alternating between them because it takes time to get used to them

or ya know
your playing a game where if your off on a move by 0.1 second you die.
But not a lot of games like those exist.
#24 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
So? You learned to deal with something that's far worse than 60. And in my opinion, 30 for a game that relies so heavily on twitch skills is just stupid.

And I said it ran at 30FPS. Which it does, as you >>#22 yourself said. And framerate stutter is worse than a constant framerate.
User avatar #30 - letriggs (04/14/2015) [-]
because I never saw DS1 running higher than 30 it just was what it was

DS2 at 60 fucked me up for a bit but then I got it again, I'm just getting used to the lighting engine fix which is freaking terrifying

Because of Bloodborne's framerate I'm doing better at the dodges because I'm reacting how I would in DS1. But From Soft are planning on doing a patch to stabilize the framerate at a higher level

ultimately though I prefer having a game I like and everyone should get that thinking instead of just sitting having a circlejerk over what they PLAY with
#32 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
Like I said, you learned to deal with something that's objectively worse. And it is objectively worse- people used to playing at 60 perform better at 60 than people used to playing at 30 do at 30.

> I prefer having a game I like and everyone should get that thinking instead of just sitting having a circlejerk over what they PLAY with
That's great, man. I can't play games like that at 30 FPS for more than an hour at a time before my eyes start to hurt. Other people get motion sick.

And anyway, this is gidmp who's starting this circlejerk.
User avatar #33 - letriggs (04/14/2015) [-]
the circlejerk thing I'm just talking in general

luckily I can adapt but it took me a while to notice the difference between 30 and 60. When I did it felt glorious and if I could every game would be 60 but if it doesnt it isnt the end of the world
#35 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
Man, I noticed 60 FPS instantly. But one of my friends is like you- he knows the difference, and prefers 60, but he'll buy a game if it's 30. I just won't, because it's not fun when your eyes hurt. It's pretty hard to understand how some people just don't put that much priority on it.

I just oppose people opposing the PC because they have a console. If you have a console, good for you. But don't start shitposting because you feel left out or something whenever any content's PC focused.
User avatar #36 - letriggs (04/14/2015) [-]
oh that's dumb too "hurr durr console burst" like everything has flaws and upsides it's why all platforms exist. If one was clearly the best the others wouldnt exist

Completely fair if the game makes you feel ill/hurts your eyes

I can't play flight games cause they make me feel motion sickness
#20 - fefe (04/14/2015) [-]
actually its 60 fps 1080p pickletwat
User avatar #22 - letriggs (04/14/2015) [-]
no it isn't

it reaches 60 FPS at times but is not steady and often drops down to 30-40 FPS
User avatar #26 - heartlessrobot (04/14/2015) [-]
Just like everyone with a $500 dollar PC.
User avatar #27 - letriggs (04/14/2015) [-]
User avatar #29 - heartlessrobot (04/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, sure, games run at 60 FPS with 1080p graphics on a PC the same price as a console. But they drop down to 30-40 FPS.
User avatar #68 - lazaman (04/14/2015) [-]
Who plays PC games on a $500 rig.
The whole point of PC master race is to spend the extra cash for the boosted performance at higher resolution.
PC is master race because its for those with the money to afford such a luxury.
While console peasants do not have the money for such things, ergo, PEASANTS.
User avatar #106 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
So, you have to spend way more money for a little more in the game?
User avatar #189 - lazaman (04/15/2015) [-]
Its the luxury involved in that little extra.
No one ever said that it was a smart investment.

I mean, to get a system that can max games out at 1440p with 60fps, you need to spend atleast $1300, then you pay about $400 for a 1440p monitor.
But to some people, spending $1700 for a hobby is entirely worth it.

I mean, the same can be applied to cars.
Consoles would be a regular sedan, nothing that special, gets the job done.
PC's are fancy sports cars, they look nicer, run faster, and cost a fuck load more.
Some people see the latter as a total waste of money.
Some see it as a worthy investment.

To each their own.

Also I do not agree with PC's being the master race.
We are all gamers.

My previous statement was poorly worded, I was trying to say, you cannot really compare PC to console gaming, they appeal to 2 different types of people. Because PC gaming is a luxury.
#114 - gangbangtime (04/15/2015) [-]
That depends. For some people, myself included, anything less than 60 Frames looks wrong. 30 FPS gives me a fucking headache, and stuttering is annoying as hell. But this isn't more money for a little in one game, nah, This is more money for a little in every game, and for me, It's the difference between playable and unplayable.

But lazaman, alot of people do spend only 500-600$ due to money constraints. Those PCs work fine, and the money saved is worth it if you can stand the drop in performance.
User avatar #190 - lazaman (04/15/2015) [-]
ew no tho, $500 dollar computers are not worth it.
Just get a console at that price range.
#192 - gangbangtime (04/15/2015) [-]
They work just as well as a console (If you get older parts that aren't overpriced of course) and have more features.
User avatar #117 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
You only get stuttering below 30, and my xbone runs around 40-something fps.
#118 - gangbangtime (04/15/2015) [-]
You can get visual stuttering at any frame rate, technically. If its dropping from 50-60 constantly and from 40-50, It's noticeable and extremely annoying. Maybe I used the wrong term?
User avatar #120 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
I meant if the frame rate remained constant. There's visible jumps from frame to frame below 30.
#121 - gangbangtime (04/15/2015) [-]
Ah. I just can't stand it when the framerate isn't constant Asassin's creed 4 Is what I meant.
User avatar #122 - heartlessrobot (04/15/2015) [-]
Framerate on console is almost always constant. Unless something goes wrong, like Assassin's Creed Unity with a few bugs that got patched, or anything with online.
User avatar #191 - lazaman (04/15/2015) [-]
I request citation on this statement.
User avatar #31 - letriggs (04/14/2015) [-]
lets be fair we all prefer to have a game that is fun and if they get 1080P 60FPS that's just icing on the cake
#21 - hongkonglongdong (04/14/2015) [-]
Really? 'Cause I can't find that anywhere.
#11 - fefe (04/14/2015) [-]
Is what Dark Souls two should have been?
User avatar #18 - gidmp (04/14/2015) [-]
yeah... i kinda hope DS2 looks like this

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