I know, but I must ask. Am I the first?

pretty good. got a new car and had some long ass 12 hour shifts at my base lat weekend. went to a titty bar last night and now my gf is gonna reward me for not popping a boner there later this week. how bout you?

Ah that's guud. ^v^


I'm alright, just here... churpin'. :V

chirpin a sweet lullaby to yourself as the sun chases the moon around the earth. waiting for things to get old and break, hoping the rubble falls together into something new. waiting for it all to change.

.... Mrrf... I'd rather not talk about all this right nao... <v> I'm kinda more feeling.... peaceful right now, without any hatred or anger for the most part, and sadness izh decreased. Today izh a guud day. ^v^ *Hugglesqueezies*

it was more of a little original poem saying get the fuck up and do something. but yeah, that too

Funny you should say that, I've been thinking earlier today of what a lazy fuck I am, and will be doing somefing. :V Like... applying to jobs... and stoof. ÒnÓ

ditto bro. but its not gonna happen just sitting around

I know. I fed some burdies today, I feel even better. <B Chuuurp~

So what did you say your sona was again?

I don't even know anymore

<v> *Gigglechurp*

I never really saw myself with a fursona.

ÓnÒ Well.. WELL... WE GOTTA DO SOMEFING!! OvO

why?

I dunno. ovo

exactly. Besides, im more of a brony than a furry

...did the mention of furry notify you to come here? lol

hi

Oh god.... no...

what?

*Flies aweeeeey*

...*shrugs*

shit. car died.

ÓnÒ *Lick* Sowweh to hear that. *Hugglesqueeze*

tearing the shit apart to fix it. and my name is blue.

Yush it izh. OvO

i wonder why...

Who knows how?!

It goes well. Im studying the fuel systems of aircraft fpr the airforce. Its quite the hefty book.

Den we can continue here! OvO

*Hugglesqueeze* <B Burdie bros!!

Now yooh gotta choose yer fedur pattern!

CHEETAH PRINT! no...I dont know what feather patterns really look like.

:V

DEN MAKE ONE!! <B

Are you feral, anthro, or both? <v>

I'm both because I can transform, as a light elemental. :V

Feral?

Ah kewl. ovO Then yooh will probably be bigger then me. <v>

Well choose some colors! <B

No, was asking what it meant to furries to be feral.

Oh. :V

Uhm.... okeh anthro izh with human anatomy/bone structure.

Feral izh like... the shape and size of a burdie. <v>

Here is an example of 2 feral burdies... this izh also my wallpaper. >v<

Hmm, I guess anthro then. And some red and black sorta tribal design with about 80% black to 20% blood red.

ono Dark burdie?

Okeh well draw eet. <B

Dark looking, but not acting. And you want me to draw? or you to?

Yooh draw eet! <B

and therein lies another big problem. I have the drawing capabilities of a 5 year old with epilepsy

Just... okay you know what red and black looks like.... draw some designs you like on a hawk template. >:V

can I color outside the lines? :D

<v> Okeh...

Yay!

Lemee see! >:V

I cant find a template...

:V Nice, I'm thinking about enlisting.

which branch?

Airforce. <:V Izh always changing though. *Flails*

Well the airforce is by far the most pleasent branch to join, but very picky. you gotta be not fat, somewhat intelligent, and have no medical or physical issues

I'm not fat but I'm slightly overweight, but by the time I were to join The Airforce Academy (I wanna get into that. :D I heard from a recruiter I visited that it would shorten the time that one would normally take to become an officer.) I'd lose the excess. <v>

I am somewhat intelligent on my own levels, but everyone is...

I have none. :D No diabeedus, no asthma, nuffin. ♥

Also they were looking for leaders with a good ... group... moral thing! <B
I went to a few camps for "living above the line" and they really helped me shatter from my shyness, basically I don't have stage fright. ^v^ *Flies onto your shoulder, beak plops your cheek* So wait, you're a furry yush? :V

Indeed I am a furry. But if you go to the airforce academy, then you are obligated 6 years as an active duty officer and it is a pain in the fucking ass to get through. you gotta be really hard working and pretty smart for that. but it is an ivey league school and its a free eduacation. *pets your head*

*Churps* ^v^ I will be reviewing all the things before I apply.

What izh your fursona again? ovO

I....I never made one v_v

ÓnÒ Oh my! W-we gotta make yooh one!! *Looks around frantically* Okeh what izh your favorite animal?

Well, theres my first problem! I cant really decide. I always liked wolfs, but that seems waaaaay to common, and Also cheetahs, but theyre more of a dream pet. But then I got hawks. I can always look up in the sky and see a hawk flying above, seemingly watching over me. Kinda like a spiritual guide animal. So, I guess I would say hawk.

Fuckit, be a CheetahWolfHawk. ÒnÓ

That sounds like a massive clusterfuck...

It izh. <B

I mean, how would that even work?

Wolf head, hawk wings and tail, and a mix of a wolf body and a cheetah one. Maybe the hands could even be hawk talons.

Yes there will be two tails, the burd tail ontop of the other.

JUST BECAUSE IT'S A CLUSTERFUCK DOESN'T MEAN IT COULDN'T WORK!! ÒnÓ

I...I dont even know....its like i would be the concieved child of a massive furry orgy.

<v> Yep.

Sure. Dang reply limit is full.

I think im fine with just a hawk.

:V BURDIE BROS?!?!?!

I dont wanna be a turdunken..wolfeetahawk thing..

ovO Too bad.

Hi fluffy butt

Heh... <v>

How are ya today? ovO

Pretty good. Job hunting

Awrh, good luck! <B

Then I saw an owl after taking a nice walk. Relative of yours?

ovO Nice!

No... Racist... >n>

Must have been dropping off my acceptance letter to hogwarts then

<v> Pfffffff-

Soooo. :V Churp.

then i caught this little guy

D'AWWWWW!! <B Peep!!

You shoulda seen him when I tried to let him go. He accepted his fate as a light snack, then I gently brushed him off onto my porch railing. He just turns around and examines the fuck out of me, trying to decypher my intentions. The look of hope, yet confused concern both prominent. He then turns around, ready to fly away, but still turning his head behind him to look at me, seeing if i was gonna strike. I shoo'd him away again with a pat on the butt and he jumped off into the grass, looking at me again for a final farewell.

Awrhsies. >v< That is so cute!

Lol, i didnt even notice. thank you

Yeah I was just coming here to call you gayHoe because that's what your name kinda sounds like to me, but I noticed that! <B Peep!

Most people have kinda forgotten about me really. Im suprised you even came to my profile.

I know that feeling... VnV It sucks, doesn't it.... old friends, good friends... just not there anymore... *Hugglesqueeze* >n<

over protective. most patchers and keygens show up like that

lol no

**ghio rolled a random image** well then...i guess fj has a better view of you than you think.

**Maranaa rolled a random image**

I was like WHAT THE FUCK

**ghio rolled a random image** Aww, why'd you delete it? it wasnt your fault its nsfw

Not much, just enjoying my coke.

>Mfw that gif.

lol. Wait, didnt i make that one for ya?

Yes, yes you did.

That's why I posted it.

That image....it stares into my very soul....

No u.

You?

Oh, well thats nice ^_^. We should party sometime.

I'm already drunk on Carrot Juice.

Im just watchin 2 girls 1 cup again.

>2011
>Still watching, "2 Girls 1 Cup."

You cant beat the classics man. Some things are just worth watching over and over.

And over, and over, and over, and over, and over...

And over and over and over and over and over and over....

im going to a technical college and trying for computer system Dance Commanderistration. I fuckin love doing computer work. just ask furry.

I can tell from what Josh told me.

orly? what did he say? I didnt think i made that much of an impression. (made this myslef)

cool, he showed me your website for games.

yeah, i do much more than just that. I do everything

LIKE A BAWS

indeed. You ever need any work, i can help. its always good to have practice.

define work?

like i said. EVERYTHING. slow computer, video editing, hardware, file errors, you name it, ive fixed it.

Oh ok... what about harddrive space

depends, whats wrong? (have a few ideas in mind already)

Im running out of space and was wondering if I could install a new hd into my laptop, if I did and could I transfer my old files to the new hd and would it act like nothing happened? but with more space.

and also you would have to reinstall EVERY driver to the new hard drive to make sure everything works. but think of it as a brain transplant really.

Well shit

hmm....what you could do is back up all the files you want, get a new hard drive, install the operationg system on it (windows xp, 7, etc) and do put the files on there from the back up. Or you could just clear some stuff out on your current hard drive. I think i could find something that probably has a lot of useless temporary files on it.

i must say that is badass, but i question its ability to use a knife.

With their mouth

so if they were to....swallow teh blade?

Well This assassin isnt dumb XD

lol i sure hope so lol! still a badass pic.

I WILL RAPE EVERYTHING YOU LOVE! err....i mean...
hi.....

D:... anyways me and whiteboy are dating!!

i didntknow he was gay. Oh well, thats great! wait, irl, or over the webs?

Im guessing your the one in the middle. But over the web and he isnt gay he is bi.

well best of luck to the both of you. theyre all me. middle is me happy for you, sides are me thinking about the sex.....

It would be awesome sex... can you guess which one is the sub :D

sorry...but im straight....i dont hate, but i dont participate.

Lol I was just asking if you wanted to take a guess not join in.

i know, but i had fun rhyming.and...im good on the guessing.

So take a guess!

er......you?

.... NOPE

well i guessed, i dont really know both of you that well to know which one is gonna take it where....

I thought you knew Josh a bit.

not much on a personal level, i just mostly helped him with his story.

Ok well what you doing now?

chatting with my girlfriend, watchin tv, and gotta trim myself for senior pictures tomorrow and a nice lunch for my moms work. I have a LOT of shit goin on.

oooo So do I, I got college shit I gotta settle.

holy fuck i dont even wanna think about that. Shits crazy with me and college...

Yeah Im going to a film college, im going to be schooling for 40 hrs a week and all year round

nm, im just a few hundred miles away from home with my dad. hbu?

just got back from tally for the state tournament

cool, im climbing mountains and waterfalls and lots of trails in between

cool, I got owned and we only scored 8 runs to the other teams 30

ouch, but hey, you had fun at least right?

yeah until everyone wanted to fight with everyone cause they were loosing

Not much brah. Just chillin and being a pirate. How bout you?

....eat it.....

I would if my parents wouldn't have to pay for it. Next weekend i will get a job! and then save up! And then buy a laptop!
BTW ill show you whats up with this thing

hmm, i think i may know whats wrong. teamviewer?

Just give me a moment to re-download it and i'll send you the ip

i guess if i got free time i could. ill send you my email and you send me the document

k and i already got 11 chapters up


http://www.wattpad.com/907661-assassin

i dont use one because i dont use online.

you know were i can find some?

not really, no. im sure if i spent a few hours i could, but im very busy atm.