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Date Signed Up:6/19/2012
Last Login:10/20/2014
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#109 - yes. 06/15/2014 on Tips Fedora 0
#27 - Also, the smart car is less than half the weight of a mustang.… 06/15/2014 on Race +1
#12 - what the **** , who uses that much oil holy …  [+] (1 new reply) 06/15/2014 on mfw cooking for myself... +1
#15 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/15/2014) [-]
How else are you gonna deep fry your chips?
#21 - I don't get it, deaf since birth and yet she understands and s…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/06/2014 on woman hears for the first time +1
#50 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/06/2014) [-]
like eye there two point were brain process sounds there such thing as blind sight there such thing deaf hearing

User avatar #26 - mysteriouslybanned (06/06/2014) [-]
Hearing First Time + Ellen DeGeneres skip to ~2:15
#25 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/06/2014) [-]
most people are born deaf/mute
she was (im assuming) not born mute and was taught how to say things correctly
User avatar #27 - rzkruspe (06/06/2014) [-]
"Hearing for the very first time"
#40 - xxxsonic fanxxx (06/06/2014) [-]
She isn't fucking blind and she isn't mute, she could learn how to pronounciate correctly without hearing, you close minded asshat.
#42 - billburr (06/06/2014) [-]
You can't really speak well if you can't hear, even people with small ear problems have trouble speaking. Pronounciate.
#57 - >be me 15 > at party snuck out to restroom with 16 y…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/02/2014 on 4chon 0
User avatar #58 - xapplemanx (06/02/2014) [-]
#22 - Plot twist, "I' is the author's name.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/25/2014 on author of the year +6
#26 - xxxsonic fanxxx (05/25/2014) [-]
Do you read?
#134 - Saddlebags aren't nice either. 05/22/2014 on An important truth -1
#591 - Geez thats the ****** ugly kind of mustang. Don't buy it. 05/21/2014 on Car Virginity. +2
#15 - uhm, they filmed the closeups seperately? 05/05/2014 on Prank.exe +1
#65 - lol kwang soo 04/10/2014 on My Reaction When gas drops... 0
#59 - theyre eggs not salmon dumbass. im just joking, i know w… 04/07/2014 on Kinder egg +5
#362 - pus filled cum ejaculation.. huh ok  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on Bestial Bladder Rape 0
User avatar #366 - Mune (03/30/2014) [-]
Mine was close
#18 - isnt this the house from cod mw? i forgot which one.  [+] (2 new replies) 03/30/2014 on goals 0
User avatar #33 - redrex (03/30/2014) [-]
i believe it's from this show about people building their dream homes, all of which are log cabins. I think i saw the episode with this house.
User avatar #20 - nagafever (03/30/2014) [-]
modern warfare 2, and no, it's not.
#4 - probably a deathadder. its the most popular (i think) gaming m…  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2014 on Need Help See Desc. +2
User avatar #22 - myryad (03/23/2014) [-]
I use a rat and it's like controling a transformer and it does all the staff someone would need
#11 - My friends be like, "omg i saw this funny picture on 9gag…  [+] (4 new replies) 01/29/2014 on It's pretty hard... 0
User avatar #41 - studsper (01/29/2014) [-]
The fact that they saw it on 9gag doesn't bother me.
What bothers me is when they call it "9gag meme" or similar.
#13 - blancka (01/29/2014) [-]
Because fjers aren't the same...
User avatar #19 - chuckbillrow (01/29/2014) [-]
from what i understand we are slightly better then 9gag for the simple reason that when we shameless steal from other sites we have the decency to credit the sauce
#133 - I thought it was a cum filled cup, lol'd 01/21/2014 on God 0
#34 - eyes closed test : the quick bown fox jumps over the lazy …  [+] (1 new reply) 01/19/2014 on The quick brown fox 0
#35 - bebextasy (01/19/2014) [-]
bown is my new favorite color.
#40 - i thought of Yasuo and Baron. 01/15/2014 on Samurai Fucking Jack 0
#92 - Comment deleted 01/11/2014 on Dickbutt Rant from Jagarico 0
#374 - I dont even feel bad for him. Where the **** is h… 01/10/2014 on Prepare to get rustled 0
#39 - Heh sugar cube cant believe nobody psoted this yet 01/09/2014 on Scientifically Accurate +3
#82 - Newtons Third Law - For every action, there is an equal…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/05/2014 on Profit??? +1
User avatar #85 - skeptical (01/05/2014) [-]
therefore you don't even need the umbrella, being able to simply point the leaf blower in the opposite direction
#81 - Comment deleted 01/05/2014 on Profit??? 0
#37 - 'skip PE' wtf is wrong with that guy. PE is the best subje…  [+] (11 new replies) 01/02/2014 on Hi +4
User avatar #45 - roflnaut (01/02/2014) [-]
I don't know why everyone is thumbing you down.
I liked P.E. I find running relaxing, and it was basically just an hour of running or talking with friends.
User avatar #51 - ubisoft (01/02/2014) [-]
But if you're a guy that is fat and can't run and that has no friends then that's another story.
#67 - kyrozor (01/02/2014) [-]
Well then it's your own fucking faults for being fat cunts with no friends. Not hard to work out and not hard to make friends.
User avatar #73 - revengeforfreeze (01/02/2014) [-]
Stfu. It's called school not run around and do stupid exercises. The friend part, sure, but why is music and art so underprivileged compared to PE? Fucking bs. I was in music class for about.. 6-7 years and I did not learn a single riff while we did everything between heaven and earth in PE and they did not even take respects to wat who could do in PE, not giving a rotten half fuck what abilities who had.

And how much am I going to use compared to other subjects?
User avatar #74 - kyrozor (01/02/2014) [-]
Oh I don't know, day to day things like walking and breathing and most other physical stuff. Also P.E did entry level shit for pretty much everyone. They'd tell everyone to do the same thing and would help the people who were struggling but only if they actually TRIED. Like there's no point in trying to help someone that's not even trying to help themselves. I mean shit son. P.E in my school was a huge bonding experience. We were playing basketball and some kid came in and a wheelchair asking if he could somehow play, we said "Yeah we'll figure something out" took it to the teacher and she was like "Follow me, I'll have this sorted" and led us to a cupboard filled with wheelchairs and we sat for a goo couple hours playing wheelchair basketball.

That being said. Music in my school was very good. I learned a bit about guitar and drums. All we needed to do was ask the teachers and they'd help us make the most of our class time instead of the recluses that sat and complained and did nothing but ponk away at glockenspiels all day.

All of this from a computing student.
User avatar #76 - revengeforfreeze (01/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #75 - revengeforfreeze (01/02/2014) [-]
Ahh , yeah, it's not like I do that without going to PE, you're right. I never exercise without having been taught.

I have no idea what binding experience you are talking about and if course I would help myself, that's why I lift and do cardio every so often. But all the sports did was turn people against eachkther and get mad at eachother.

That dies not sound like music class. All we did was like 4 chords. It was as boring as hell and we never played the electric guitar. No idea what a glkckenspiel is. I guess we use a different word here.
User avatar #78 - kyrozor (01/02/2014) [-]
It's like a little metal Xylophone
User avatar #79 - revengeforfreeze (01/02/2014) [-]
K den
#61 - xxxsonic fanxxx (01/02/2014) [-]
which lots of funnyjunkers are
User avatar #40 - heartlessrobot (01/02/2014) [-]
It is, actually.
#60 - Word. 01/02/2014 on Jennifer +1
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