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Date Signed Up:8/04/2011
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#67 - You can also spam their facebook page? www.facebook.com/oceanb… 03/29/2013 on Payback's a Bitch +6
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#36 - iamphoenix (01/16/2013) [-]
"Ooga booga where my wishes at?"

Close enough.
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User avatar #12 - rokkarokkaali (12/01/2012) [-]
If I were superman I would rape so many people. Who's gonna stop you? You have super powers 'n shit
#62 - oapsyches (12/01/2012) [-]
No.. you'll just be a levitating rapist with a cape
User avatar #54 - theo is awsome (12/01/2012) [-]
> be a hero and dont rape people
> ???????
> Profit
User avatar #67 - rokkarokkaali (12/01/2012) [-]
But does the profit include sex whenever I want?
User avatar #70 - theo is awsome (12/02/2012) [-]
yea but superman didnt fuck lois lane until the red sun so he wouldnt split her down the middle
#42 - cheezyman (12/01/2012) [-]
What the fuck is wrong with you?
#16 - xiroku (12/01/2012) [-]
Other people with superpowers.
User avatar #17 - rokkarokkaali (12/01/2012) [-]
While that is true, superman has invincibility to anything but kryptonite. So as long as his rivals don't have kryptonite, he's fine. Or he could just go to some other country. Not like they're gonna be able to find him.
#19 - xiroku (12/01/2012) [-]
Superman has more than one weakness. Along with Kyptonite, it's Red Sun Radiation, causes him to simply lose his powers making him vulnerable, and a weakness to an extent, magic. His powers are natural, so he is effected just like anyone else would be by certain magic.

So, a superhero like Captain Atom, and/or Doctor Fate could possibly defeat superman, or at least restrain him. Also, locating him wouldn't be too hard with the vast amount of superpowers/magic possible. Also again....Batman always has Kyptonite with him in the case Superman would go awry.
#39 - billycliffles (12/01/2012) [-]
Now wait a minute, I thought that the sun gave him his powers, which was an adaptation of his species, so that is why his parents sent him to Earth: so the yellow sun could give him powers.

I've heard this from numerous sources.
#49 - blahdudeblah (12/01/2012) [-]
Yes, yellow suns make Kryptonians bad ass mother fuckers.

red sunlight makes them just like us.

Hence why his whole race didn't just laugh their fucking asses off when their planet went bye bye.
User avatar #33 - aaliass (12/01/2012) [-]
Actually he's not invincible, just really really tough. So even without kyptonite or magic you could just beat him to death if you had enough power. Ex: doomsday, the Death of Superman
User avatar #20 - rokkarokkaali (12/01/2012) [-]
Oh... then I'd just get a chick, go hide in some far off planet with her in a body bag, and rape her repeatedly.
User avatar #21 - evilpapagali (12/01/2012) [-]
Dude, you think a lot about rape.
User avatar #23 - rokkarokkaali (12/01/2012) [-]
I need sex. Alot of sex. My penis is trying to take over my brain. It's about 2 inches higher than where it used to be yesterday.
User avatar #51 - sexwithyourwife (12/01/2012) [-]
I feel like I shouldn't tell you this but you can pretty much do that with out superpowers...

but don't do it though.
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