You should get him to make an account here. Absolutely nothing here he would object to!

Unless, of course, he finds mysoginistic, antisemetic, conservative, athiest, brony, NSFW material offensiive in any way.

Isn't Funnyjunk more liberal?

In terms of content...kinda. But, I see way too many conservative dickbags spamming the comments with their bullshit.

Well, we're all the way for gay rights, that's obvious.

Most people I see are for the right to have an abortion.

Whatever else... blah blah blah...

you forgot racist, sexist and chauvinistic

Yes, but I figured misogynistic was more accurate, we seem to have a mutual loathing for anything with XX chromosomes. Adding sexist and chauvinistic to that would be somewhat redundant.

Fuck, who would...

yup...he got the electric chair as part of his sentence

As part? What else was there?

He had to run 4 laps of a field afterwards.

I always count the last drop. . . All the other drops get to go to a new home together while a few stay behind in the old container, thinking about their families or their loved ones, them being left behind in a dirty container probably to be flushed down a drain and be further away from the ones they love or stay their for all eternity just thinking. . . "where are they"

Or maybe they're just drops.

Yeah? Or maybe fuck you!