Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

gewehr    

Rank #7216 on Subscribers
no avatar Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius
Offline
Send mail to gewehr Block gewehr Invite gewehr to be your friend
Last status update:
-
Personal Info
Gender: male
Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/07/2010
Last Login:5/03/2014
Location:Ohio
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 8223 total,  9869 ,  1646
Comment Thumbs: 1525 total,  2279 ,  754
Content Level Progress: 22% (22/100)
Level 182 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 183 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 21% (21/100)
Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:10
Content Views:18109
Times Content Favorited:679 times
Total Comments Made:771
FJ Points:9694
Favorite Tags: You (3) | Mad (2) | ya (2)

latest user's comments

#129 - I can see that no matter what I say you're just gonna be immat…  [+] (12 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Merica +1
#130 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Learn to take a joke and maybe I'll stop.
#131 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
You've made nothing close to a joke, just being an ass.
User avatar #132 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Idiot. The joke is the content.
#133 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
The content was fine, and actually somewhat amusing, what irritates me are all the retards in the comments. Do you make it your personal life duty to collect condescending reaction pictures in the hopes that it will make you seem like less of a pathetic retard?
User avatar #134 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
You know you don't always have to speak like you're some kind of upper class posh twat. "Somewhat amusing" Just fuckin say "Funny". And the comments are full of either people taking this like a joke, butthurt Amerifags, and people confused as to why the butthurt Amerifags are butthurt. I don't see any slick 12 year olds.

You got a problem with reaction pictures?
#135 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
I enjoy writing, so I like to use more than basic words to convey my thoughts and feelings, but I see you'll criticize anything you can get your hands on. You have your opinion I have mine, we will never agree obviously. Just keep on thinking that America is a fourth world shithole where everyone is 700 pounds and eats triple cheeseburgers and diet cokes for every meal. Oh and rugby, soccer, cricket, and every other sport not popular in America is so much better and cooler and than every sport ever played in America. My comment wasn't just about this content either. I see several "murica" posts every damn day on here, some of them are funny, but most of them are just silly, stereotypical, and insulting, and I'm goddamn tired of it. If you people hate America so much, get the fuck off of our websites, don't buy our products, don't use our inventions, and be happy with your superior lives in your perfect 10/10 countries.
User avatar #136 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Don't like the content? Skip it.

I don't hate America, I'm going next year for a holiday.

What happened to the idiots in the comments, huh? They don't exist lol
#137 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
There are plenty of idiots in the comments on any post, it's funnyjunk. You obiously haven't been here long if you don't know that. I'm done arguing, My anger wasn't pointed at you until you jumped on me. I guess I just gotta deal with the facts. Despite there being plenty of good people in America, no one cares about any but the obnoxious ones, and it will always be "funny" to pick on America and it's citizens. Anytime a fat person is seen in a picture, they will be assumed to be an America. If an unbelievably fattening food item is posted, there will be at least 5 comments saying "Murica" or something related. If anyone insults Europe, they will be thumbed into oblivion. Fine. I'll deal with it and move on. Have a nice holiday, and may you avoid the stereotypical "muricans"
User avatar #138 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Oh so know the idiots are on all posts? You're running out of options my friend. Stop blabbering on about the same shit and save yourself a novel.

(I've been on this site for two years, I made a new account after my previous was banned, "Ultimoz")
#139 - gewehr (07/16/2013) [-]
Jesus christ dude, I tried to end the conversation twice and you keep prattering on like a schoolgirl. Running out of options for what exactly? Do I have a terminal illness I don't know about? You seem on a personal soul centered mission to keep this conversation going. Goodbye.
User avatar #141 - zomitlu (07/16/2013) [-]
Just stop replying mate. I'm not forcing you to write a paragraph for every reply.

#140 - zomitlu has deleted their comment.
#126 - I enjoy my country, and I have only been to two others so I ca…  [+] (14 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Merica +1
#127 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
So basically most Americans are dumb ass 12 year olds who think they're cool and edgy for getting into internet fights? Okay.
#129 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
I can see that no matter what I say you're just gonna be immature about it kid, so goodday.
#130 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Learn to take a joke and maybe I'll stop.
#131 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
You've made nothing close to a joke, just being an ass.
User avatar #132 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Idiot. The joke is the content.
#133 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
The content was fine, and actually somewhat amusing, what irritates me are all the retards in the comments. Do you make it your personal life duty to collect condescending reaction pictures in the hopes that it will make you seem like less of a pathetic retard?
User avatar #134 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
You know you don't always have to speak like you're some kind of upper class posh twat. "Somewhat amusing" Just fuckin say "Funny". And the comments are full of either people taking this like a joke, butthurt Amerifags, and people confused as to why the butthurt Amerifags are butthurt. I don't see any slick 12 year olds.

You got a problem with reaction pictures?
#135 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
I enjoy writing, so I like to use more than basic words to convey my thoughts and feelings, but I see you'll criticize anything you can get your hands on. You have your opinion I have mine, we will never agree obviously. Just keep on thinking that America is a fourth world shithole where everyone is 700 pounds and eats triple cheeseburgers and diet cokes for every meal. Oh and rugby, soccer, cricket, and every other sport not popular in America is so much better and cooler and than every sport ever played in America. My comment wasn't just about this content either. I see several "murica" posts every damn day on here, some of them are funny, but most of them are just silly, stereotypical, and insulting, and I'm goddamn tired of it. If you people hate America so much, get the fuck off of our websites, don't buy our products, don't use our inventions, and be happy with your superior lives in your perfect 10/10 countries.
User avatar #136 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Don't like the content? Skip it.

I don't hate America, I'm going next year for a holiday.

What happened to the idiots in the comments, huh? They don't exist lol
#137 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
There are plenty of idiots in the comments on any post, it's funnyjunk. You obiously haven't been here long if you don't know that. I'm done arguing, My anger wasn't pointed at you until you jumped on me. I guess I just gotta deal with the facts. Despite there being plenty of good people in America, no one cares about any but the obnoxious ones, and it will always be "funny" to pick on America and it's citizens. Anytime a fat person is seen in a picture, they will be assumed to be an America. If an unbelievably fattening food item is posted, there will be at least 5 comments saying "Murica" or something related. If anyone insults Europe, they will be thumbed into oblivion. Fine. I'll deal with it and move on. Have a nice holiday, and may you avoid the stereotypical "muricans"
User avatar #138 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Oh so know the idiots are on all posts? You're running out of options my friend. Stop blabbering on about the same shit and save yourself a novel.

(I've been on this site for two years, I made a new account after my previous was banned, "Ultimoz")
#139 - gewehr (07/16/2013) [-]
Jesus christ dude, I tried to end the conversation twice and you keep prattering on like a schoolgirl. Running out of options for what exactly? Do I have a terminal illness I don't know about? You seem on a personal soul centered mission to keep this conversation going. Goodbye.
User avatar #141 - zomitlu (07/16/2013) [-]
Just stop replying mate. I'm not forcing you to write a paragraph for every reply.

#140 - zomitlu has deleted their comment.
#119 - were it the occasional joke sure that's fine, but I see this …  [+] (16 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Merica +1
#121 - zomitlu (07/14/2013) [-]
I think you're just butthurt that USA isn't actually the best country in the world.
#126 - gewehr (07/14/2013) [-]
I enjoy my country, and I have only been to two others so I can't speak for the best in the world but I'm happy here, I think anyone that claims their country is "the best" is just a dumb ass 12 year old that thinks they're cool and edgy for getting into an internet fight.
#127 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
So basically most Americans are dumb ass 12 year olds who think they're cool and edgy for getting into internet fights? Okay.
#129 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
I can see that no matter what I say you're just gonna be immature about it kid, so goodday.
#130 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Learn to take a joke and maybe I'll stop.
#131 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
You've made nothing close to a joke, just being an ass.
User avatar #132 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Idiot. The joke is the content.
#133 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
The content was fine, and actually somewhat amusing, what irritates me are all the retards in the comments. Do you make it your personal life duty to collect condescending reaction pictures in the hopes that it will make you seem like less of a pathetic retard?
User avatar #134 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
You know you don't always have to speak like you're some kind of upper class posh twat. "Somewhat amusing" Just fuckin say "Funny". And the comments are full of either people taking this like a joke, butthurt Amerifags, and people confused as to why the butthurt Amerifags are butthurt. I don't see any slick 12 year olds.

You got a problem with reaction pictures?
#135 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
I enjoy writing, so I like to use more than basic words to convey my thoughts and feelings, but I see you'll criticize anything you can get your hands on. You have your opinion I have mine, we will never agree obviously. Just keep on thinking that America is a fourth world shithole where everyone is 700 pounds and eats triple cheeseburgers and diet cokes for every meal. Oh and rugby, soccer, cricket, and every other sport not popular in America is so much better and cooler and than every sport ever played in America. My comment wasn't just about this content either. I see several "murica" posts every damn day on here, some of them are funny, but most of them are just silly, stereotypical, and insulting, and I'm goddamn tired of it. If you people hate America so much, get the fuck off of our websites, don't buy our products, don't use our inventions, and be happy with your superior lives in your perfect 10/10 countries.
User avatar #136 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Don't like the content? Skip it.

I don't hate America, I'm going next year for a holiday.

What happened to the idiots in the comments, huh? They don't exist lol
#137 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
There are plenty of idiots in the comments on any post, it's funnyjunk. You obiously haven't been here long if you don't know that. I'm done arguing, My anger wasn't pointed at you until you jumped on me. I guess I just gotta deal with the facts. Despite there being plenty of good people in America, no one cares about any but the obnoxious ones, and it will always be "funny" to pick on America and it's citizens. Anytime a fat person is seen in a picture, they will be assumed to be an America. If an unbelievably fattening food item is posted, there will be at least 5 comments saying "Murica" or something related. If anyone insults Europe, they will be thumbed into oblivion. Fine. I'll deal with it and move on. Have a nice holiday, and may you avoid the stereotypical "muricans"
User avatar #138 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Oh so know the idiots are on all posts? You're running out of options my friend. Stop blabbering on about the same shit and save yourself a novel.

(I've been on this site for two years, I made a new account after my previous was banned, "Ultimoz")
#139 - gewehr (07/16/2013) [-]
Jesus christ dude, I tried to end the conversation twice and you keep prattering on like a schoolgirl. Running out of options for what exactly? Do I have a terminal illness I don't know about? You seem on a personal soul centered mission to keep this conversation going. Goodbye.
User avatar #141 - zomitlu (07/16/2013) [-]
Just stop replying mate. I'm not forcing you to write a paragraph for every reply.

#140 - zomitlu has deleted their comment.
#116 - Oh look another let's hate on America thread. Are all of you f…  [+] (18 new replies) 07/14/2013 on Merica +1
#118 - zomitlu (07/14/2013) [-]
Take a joke, butthurt fag.
#119 - gewehr (07/14/2013) [-]
were it the occasional joke sure that's fine, but I see this shit every single day on here, and most aren't joking, they actually believe half the anti-american shit they spew.
#121 - zomitlu (07/14/2013) [-]
I think you're just butthurt that USA isn't actually the best country in the world.
#126 - gewehr (07/14/2013) [-]
I enjoy my country, and I have only been to two others so I can't speak for the best in the world but I'm happy here, I think anyone that claims their country is "the best" is just a dumb ass 12 year old that thinks they're cool and edgy for getting into an internet fight.
#127 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
So basically most Americans are dumb ass 12 year olds who think they're cool and edgy for getting into internet fights? Okay.
#129 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
I can see that no matter what I say you're just gonna be immature about it kid, so goodday.
#130 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Learn to take a joke and maybe I'll stop.
#131 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
You've made nothing close to a joke, just being an ass.
User avatar #132 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Idiot. The joke is the content.
#133 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
The content was fine, and actually somewhat amusing, what irritates me are all the retards in the comments. Do you make it your personal life duty to collect condescending reaction pictures in the hopes that it will make you seem like less of a pathetic retard?
User avatar #134 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
You know you don't always have to speak like you're some kind of upper class posh twat. "Somewhat amusing" Just fuckin say "Funny". And the comments are full of either people taking this like a joke, butthurt Amerifags, and people confused as to why the butthurt Amerifags are butthurt. I don't see any slick 12 year olds.

You got a problem with reaction pictures?
#135 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
I enjoy writing, so I like to use more than basic words to convey my thoughts and feelings, but I see you'll criticize anything you can get your hands on. You have your opinion I have mine, we will never agree obviously. Just keep on thinking that America is a fourth world shithole where everyone is 700 pounds and eats triple cheeseburgers and diet cokes for every meal. Oh and rugby, soccer, cricket, and every other sport not popular in America is so much better and cooler and than every sport ever played in America. My comment wasn't just about this content either. I see several "murica" posts every damn day on here, some of them are funny, but most of them are just silly, stereotypical, and insulting, and I'm goddamn tired of it. If you people hate America so much, get the fuck off of our websites, don't buy our products, don't use our inventions, and be happy with your superior lives in your perfect 10/10 countries.
User avatar #136 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Don't like the content? Skip it.

I don't hate America, I'm going next year for a holiday.

What happened to the idiots in the comments, huh? They don't exist lol
#137 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
There are plenty of idiots in the comments on any post, it's funnyjunk. You obiously haven't been here long if you don't know that. I'm done arguing, My anger wasn't pointed at you until you jumped on me. I guess I just gotta deal with the facts. Despite there being plenty of good people in America, no one cares about any but the obnoxious ones, and it will always be "funny" to pick on America and it's citizens. Anytime a fat person is seen in a picture, they will be assumed to be an America. If an unbelievably fattening food item is posted, there will be at least 5 comments saying "Murica" or something related. If anyone insults Europe, they will be thumbed into oblivion. Fine. I'll deal with it and move on. Have a nice holiday, and may you avoid the stereotypical "muricans"
User avatar #138 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Oh so know the idiots are on all posts? You're running out of options my friend. Stop blabbering on about the same shit and save yourself a novel.

(I've been on this site for two years, I made a new account after my previous was banned, "Ultimoz")
#139 - gewehr (07/16/2013) [-]
Jesus christ dude, I tried to end the conversation twice and you keep prattering on like a schoolgirl. Running out of options for what exactly? Do I have a terminal illness I don't know about? You seem on a personal soul centered mission to keep this conversation going. Goodbye.
User avatar #141 - zomitlu (07/16/2013) [-]
Just stop replying mate. I'm not forcing you to write a paragraph for every reply.

#140 - zomitlu has deleted their comment.
#98 - I mean I feel bad for the dude getting ****** ove… 07/14/2013 on King Beta 0
#23 - Comment deleted  [+] (1 new reply) 07/11/2013 on Ham Beast 0
#25 - averagesol Comment deleted by gewehr
#78 - You're right we don't. 07/11/2013 on EVE Online +4
#98 - I love how every post mentioning anything related to country p…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/07/2013 on ello govna +2
#104 - kommandantvideo (07/07/2013) [-]
#160 - go on..... 07/07/2013 on story time +1
#181 - So we just gonna disregard the sega genesis.....  [+] (1 new reply) 07/06/2013 on 35 Years of Console Sales... 0
#189 - darun (07/06/2013) [-]
IT's called a Mega Drive
#145 - How sad and pitiful must their lives be to have watched that f… 07/05/2013 on So this is a thing 0
#45 - Some people just need to ******* die.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/05/2013 on Battlestation Comp 0
#46 - Thevaultboy has deleted their comment.
#1334 - Canton, Ohio, can use username 07/05/2013 on Map 0
#18 - OMG you're all so cool and edgy for being so random #cabba… 07/04/2013 on Green Cabbage -3
#122 - Comment deleted 07/04/2013 on funnyjunk, meet Leia, my fj... 0
#415 - I know who likes to eat amirite 07/03/2013 on 420 +1
#48 - No I mean I remember reading the background to that and he got…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/02/2013 on i dont care +4
#50 - implosay (07/02/2013) [-]
#45 - Yeah that paralyzed him.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/02/2013 on i dont care +4
User avatar #47 - implosay (07/02/2013) [-]
Naaaaah. He's fine, I'm sure.
#48 - gewehr (07/02/2013) [-]
No I mean I remember reading the background to that and he got paralyzed for life after this.
#50 - implosay (07/02/2013) [-]
#66 - Most people know they are called VHS tapes. Just most of us ar… 07/02/2013 on Damn Towelheads +1
#32 - Comment deleted 07/01/2013 on The famous words 0
#23 - #soedgy  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on Classic 4Chan 0
#26 - sircollinshaw has deleted their comment.
#69 - I know I shouldn't but I find this ******* hilarious. 06/30/2013 on Frog Rape +1
#71 - #3edgy5me 06/30/2013 on Hitler was a WHAT? 0
#7 - Now I need to see some real tits....  [+] (2 new replies) 06/29/2013 on What did you expect? 0
#9 - sanguinesolitude (06/29/2013) [-]
found it.
User avatar #8 - sanguinesolitude (06/29/2013) [-]
luckily they are always just a click away. Or at your local strip club. Or i guess you could talk to women... but that seems scary.
#5 - Yeah that ones not even a third as interesting.  [+] (4 new replies) 06/29/2013 on What did you expect? 0
#6 - sanguinesolitude (06/29/2013) [-]
i had another like that but i cant find it. With massive boobs and a striped top.
#7 - gewehr (06/29/2013) [-]
Now I need to see some real tits....
#9 - sanguinesolitude (06/29/2013) [-]
found it.
User avatar #8 - sanguinesolitude (06/29/2013) [-]
luckily they are always just a click away. Or at your local strip club. Or i guess you could talk to women... but that seems scary.
Show:
Sort by:
Order:

items

Total unique items point value: 1050 / Total items point value: 1400

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #3 - Zizzerman (12/14/2010) [-]
Reposter, oh im so scared of you, what rank are you, 446... nice...

how many of those thumbs were from reposts?
#5 to #3 - gewehr (12/14/2010) [-]
Gee i wonder how every single one of my comments on how it started is one thumb lower. Someone cant take a joke
User avatar #6 to #5 - Zizzerman (12/15/2010) [-]
oh haha, i just had a sissy fit, dont worry about it
i didnt thumb anything of yours down
#7 to #6 - gewehr (12/15/2010) [-]
ok. Fair enough. I will drop it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zizzerman (12/15/2010) [-]
k dude
User avatar #1 - redblackrazor (12/12/2010) [-]
hey, y'r german? :)
#2 to #1 - gewehr (12/12/2010) [-]
Yes I'm german lol y?
 Friends (0)