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Age: 23
Date Signed Up:12/07/2010
Last Login:5/03/2014
Location:Ohio
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#2369 - Comment deleted 07/17/2013 on Thumb Orgy the Right Way +12
#22 - Yes out of the thousands of visitors that come to this website… 07/16/2013 on morning after hotel clean up +5
#3 - Thank god for all the red circles I never would have figured o…  [+] (7 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Douchebags, meet your king +310
#196 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
He circled the wrong sign on the left. The sign he wants is peeking out behind the front of the car.
#108 - mmattis (07/17/2013) [-]
i fucking hate that "joke" please stop.
#147 - gewehr (07/17/2013) [-]
Don't bitch at me bitch at the people who put red circles all over obvious shit.
#41 - ssjkirby (07/17/2013) [-]
I still had trouble figuring out.

I understood that there were two handicapped spots right away, but I had to stare at the picture for 15 minutes before I realized there was a car double-parked in them.

I attached a picture to help other people figure it out more quickly than I did.
#85 - hypnoso (07/17/2013) [-]
here guys
#86 - anonymous (07/17/2013) [-]
you ruined the joke
#88 - adrianoc (07/17/2013) [-]
It was already dead.
#2 - Comment deleted 07/16/2013 on ggg 0
#224 - Considering this is a website dedicated to jokes and humor, yo… 07/16/2013 on Probably she frightened them. 0
#222 - relax dude it was a joke  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Probably she frightened them. 0
#223 - nickmandemon (07/16/2013) [-]
This whole thing wouldn't be a joke to a black guy. How about you think from someone else's perspective rather than just your own.
#313 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
Stop being a butthurt little bitch, you nigger ass jew.
#224 - gewehr (07/16/2013) [-]
Considering this is a website dedicated to jokes and humor, you're taking this rather seriously.
#215 - It's because everyone expects it from the blacks.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on Probably she frightened them. +1
#229 - gladiuss (07/16/2013) [-]
And Southern Redneck types. Lol!
#213 - Found the black guy  [+] (5 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Probably she frightened them. 0
#220 - nickmandemon (07/16/2013) [-]
Actually I'm not black. I just believe everyone is born equal. But i guess thats a foreign concept to a racist.
#222 - gewehr (07/16/2013) [-]
relax dude it was a joke
#223 - nickmandemon (07/16/2013) [-]
This whole thing wouldn't be a joke to a black guy. How about you think from someone else's perspective rather than just your own.
#313 - anonymous (07/18/2013) [-]
Stop being a butthurt little bitch, you nigger ass jew.
#224 - gewehr (07/16/2013) [-]
Considering this is a website dedicated to jokes and humor, you're taking this rather seriously.
#2 - Dude, you've posted this several times, no one cares. 07/16/2013 on That's the kind of math I like 0
#1 - Kinda cool, but I doubt you'll have a battery and gum in priso… 07/16/2013 on prison lighter +1
#338 - Implying that you weren't implying that no one knows anything …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on Ron Paul on Espionage +2
#345 - beerterror (07/16/2013) [-]
#210 - Jeez didn't realize I was dealing with such a badass. 07/16/2013 on 12 year old soldiers 0
#177 - put a shirt on... and jesus christ is that a racecar bed?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2013 on 12 year old soldiers -6
#198 - austone (07/16/2013) [-]
Nigger that is my HANDMADE racecar bed. my father made it and painted it FOR ME!

Do you have a father that would build you your own god damn racecar bed? I think not.
Do you know why i am using it? BECAUSE IT MAKES MY GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY WET! Do you know how excited she was to finally see it? You don't.

And do you know how fucking hot it is in my room? I have my computer which heats up the place, my stanky ass farts, and me in general. And plus I was working all day at my motherfucking job so i could pay for that bitchin Hylian shield, the taz clock, Sonic bank, and that gumball machine filled with SKITTLES.

See that fucking Picture of the Golden Gate Bridge? OF COURSE YOU DO! Do you know what it does? IT FUCKING LIGHTS UP! Do you wanna know what I store iside the spoilers of my Badass car bed? SNES and SNES games, bitch I have fucking Bible Adventures, and that game is the shit. Not to mention I have 4 sonic plush toys and sonic pillows to match them.

See my big ass pillow hanging over the edge? You do if you're not a faggot. That cunt destroyer of a pillow is decked out with WOLVES FAGGOT! And that black blanket? Made by my grandmother, she made that shit herself, and guess who's idea it was to make it? My grandfather. You know what happened to him? He fucking died, that day fucking sucked. I went camping, got up at 5 in the fucking morning, went fishing at Timothy Lake, catch nothing for 15 hours because I suck at fishing, and then get told we got to leave cause he is dying.

See that thing black thing to the left of the SKITTLES MACHINE!? It's over that yellow shit, wanna know what it if? OF COURSE NOT! IT'S A FUCKING CERAMIC PICHU MADE MY BEST FRIEND IN THE GOD DAMN WORLD! And it is inside a fucking NES case because FUCK YOU!

tl;dr fuck you my nerdy room is something my girlfriend loves about me.
#210 - gewehr (07/16/2013) [-]
Jeez didn't realize I was dealing with such a badass.
User avatar #184 - smithforprez (07/16/2013) [-]
you wish you had a racecar bed
#290 - Implying you know anything about US politics.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Ron Paul on Espionage +5
User avatar #332 - notmadguy (07/16/2013) [-]
Implying that I'm implying that no one knows anything about US politics.
#338 - gewehr (07/16/2013) [-]
Implying that you weren't implying that no one knows anything about US politics
#345 - beerterror (07/16/2013) [-]
#139 - Jesus christ dude, I tried to end the conversation twice and y…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Merica +1
User avatar #141 - zomitlu (07/16/2013) [-]
Just stop replying mate. I'm not forcing you to write a paragraph for every reply.

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#2 - Picture 07/15/2013 on Breaking feels +1
#1 - He got what he deserved. I love how the guy inspects his car b…  [+] (1 new reply) 07/15/2013 on Biker Tries To Brake-Check... 0
#2 - nottoointeresting (07/16/2013) [-]
He did get what he deserved. And because it's really hard to make insurance claims in Russia unless you have video of what happened. So most cars have a dashboard cam just incase.
#8 - No you're obviously a " ***** " I'm a whi… 07/15/2013 on Junk mail solution 0
#137 - There are plenty of idiots in the comments on any post, it's f…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Merica +1
User avatar #138 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Oh so know the idiots are on all posts? You're running out of options my friend. Stop blabbering on about the same shit and save yourself a novel.

(I've been on this site for two years, I made a new account after my previous was banned, "Ultimoz")
#139 - gewehr (07/16/2013) [-]
Jesus christ dude, I tried to end the conversation twice and you keep prattering on like a schoolgirl. Running out of options for what exactly? Do I have a terminal illness I don't know about? You seem on a personal soul centered mission to keep this conversation going. Goodbye.
User avatar #141 - zomitlu (07/16/2013) [-]
Just stop replying mate. I'm not forcing you to write a paragraph for every reply.

#140 - zomitlu has deleted their comment.
#6 - No matter what time of the day I come on here, you are posting… 07/15/2013 on Junk mail solution +1
#4 - I visit funnyjunk for a short time each day before work, You s… 07/15/2013 on Junk mail solution +1
#2 - You really must have no life lol 07/15/2013 on Junk mail solution 0
#135 - I enjoy writing, so I like to use more than basic words to con…  [+] (6 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Merica +1
User avatar #136 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Don't like the content? Skip it.

I don't hate America, I'm going next year for a holiday.

What happened to the idiots in the comments, huh? They don't exist lol
#137 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
There are plenty of idiots in the comments on any post, it's funnyjunk. You obiously haven't been here long if you don't know that. I'm done arguing, My anger wasn't pointed at you until you jumped on me. I guess I just gotta deal with the facts. Despite there being plenty of good people in America, no one cares about any but the obnoxious ones, and it will always be "funny" to pick on America and it's citizens. Anytime a fat person is seen in a picture, they will be assumed to be an America. If an unbelievably fattening food item is posted, there will be at least 5 comments saying "Murica" or something related. If anyone insults Europe, they will be thumbed into oblivion. Fine. I'll deal with it and move on. Have a nice holiday, and may you avoid the stereotypical "muricans"
User avatar #138 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Oh so know the idiots are on all posts? You're running out of options my friend. Stop blabbering on about the same shit and save yourself a novel.

(I've been on this site for two years, I made a new account after my previous was banned, "Ultimoz")
#139 - gewehr (07/16/2013) [-]
Jesus christ dude, I tried to end the conversation twice and you keep prattering on like a schoolgirl. Running out of options for what exactly? Do I have a terminal illness I don't know about? You seem on a personal soul centered mission to keep this conversation going. Goodbye.
User avatar #141 - zomitlu (07/16/2013) [-]
Just stop replying mate. I'm not forcing you to write a paragraph for every reply.

#140 - zomitlu has deleted their comment.
#133 - The content was fine, and actually somewhat amusing, what irri…  [+] (8 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Merica 0
User avatar #134 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
You know you don't always have to speak like you're some kind of upper class posh twat. "Somewhat amusing" Just fuckin say "Funny". And the comments are full of either people taking this like a joke, butthurt Amerifags, and people confused as to why the butthurt Amerifags are butthurt. I don't see any slick 12 year olds.

You got a problem with reaction pictures?
#135 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
I enjoy writing, so I like to use more than basic words to convey my thoughts and feelings, but I see you'll criticize anything you can get your hands on. You have your opinion I have mine, we will never agree obviously. Just keep on thinking that America is a fourth world shithole where everyone is 700 pounds and eats triple cheeseburgers and diet cokes for every meal. Oh and rugby, soccer, cricket, and every other sport not popular in America is so much better and cooler and than every sport ever played in America. My comment wasn't just about this content either. I see several "murica" posts every damn day on here, some of them are funny, but most of them are just silly, stereotypical, and insulting, and I'm goddamn tired of it. If you people hate America so much, get the fuck off of our websites, don't buy our products, don't use our inventions, and be happy with your superior lives in your perfect 10/10 countries.
User avatar #136 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Don't like the content? Skip it.

I don't hate America, I'm going next year for a holiday.

What happened to the idiots in the comments, huh? They don't exist lol
#137 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
There are plenty of idiots in the comments on any post, it's funnyjunk. You obiously haven't been here long if you don't know that. I'm done arguing, My anger wasn't pointed at you until you jumped on me. I guess I just gotta deal with the facts. Despite there being plenty of good people in America, no one cares about any but the obnoxious ones, and it will always be "funny" to pick on America and it's citizens. Anytime a fat person is seen in a picture, they will be assumed to be an America. If an unbelievably fattening food item is posted, there will be at least 5 comments saying "Murica" or something related. If anyone insults Europe, they will be thumbed into oblivion. Fine. I'll deal with it and move on. Have a nice holiday, and may you avoid the stereotypical "muricans"
User avatar #138 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Oh so know the idiots are on all posts? You're running out of options my friend. Stop blabbering on about the same shit and save yourself a novel.

(I've been on this site for two years, I made a new account after my previous was banned, "Ultimoz")
#139 - gewehr (07/16/2013) [-]
Jesus christ dude, I tried to end the conversation twice and you keep prattering on like a schoolgirl. Running out of options for what exactly? Do I have a terminal illness I don't know about? You seem on a personal soul centered mission to keep this conversation going. Goodbye.
User avatar #141 - zomitlu (07/16/2013) [-]
Just stop replying mate. I'm not forcing you to write a paragraph for every reply.

#140 - zomitlu has deleted their comment.
#131 - You've made nothing close to a joke, just being an ass.  [+] (10 new replies) 07/15/2013 on Merica +1
User avatar #132 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Idiot. The joke is the content.
#133 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
The content was fine, and actually somewhat amusing, what irritates me are all the retards in the comments. Do you make it your personal life duty to collect condescending reaction pictures in the hopes that it will make you seem like less of a pathetic retard?
User avatar #134 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
You know you don't always have to speak like you're some kind of upper class posh twat. "Somewhat amusing" Just fuckin say "Funny". And the comments are full of either people taking this like a joke, butthurt Amerifags, and people confused as to why the butthurt Amerifags are butthurt. I don't see any slick 12 year olds.

You got a problem with reaction pictures?
#135 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
I enjoy writing, so I like to use more than basic words to convey my thoughts and feelings, but I see you'll criticize anything you can get your hands on. You have your opinion I have mine, we will never agree obviously. Just keep on thinking that America is a fourth world shithole where everyone is 700 pounds and eats triple cheeseburgers and diet cokes for every meal. Oh and rugby, soccer, cricket, and every other sport not popular in America is so much better and cooler and than every sport ever played in America. My comment wasn't just about this content either. I see several "murica" posts every damn day on here, some of them are funny, but most of them are just silly, stereotypical, and insulting, and I'm goddamn tired of it. If you people hate America so much, get the fuck off of our websites, don't buy our products, don't use our inventions, and be happy with your superior lives in your perfect 10/10 countries.
User avatar #136 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Don't like the content? Skip it.

I don't hate America, I'm going next year for a holiday.

What happened to the idiots in the comments, huh? They don't exist lol
#137 - gewehr (07/15/2013) [-]
There are plenty of idiots in the comments on any post, it's funnyjunk. You obiously haven't been here long if you don't know that. I'm done arguing, My anger wasn't pointed at you until you jumped on me. I guess I just gotta deal with the facts. Despite there being plenty of good people in America, no one cares about any but the obnoxious ones, and it will always be "funny" to pick on America and it's citizens. Anytime a fat person is seen in a picture, they will be assumed to be an America. If an unbelievably fattening food item is posted, there will be at least 5 comments saying "Murica" or something related. If anyone insults Europe, they will be thumbed into oblivion. Fine. I'll deal with it and move on. Have a nice holiday, and may you avoid the stereotypical "muricans"
User avatar #138 - zomitlu (07/15/2013) [-]
Oh so know the idiots are on all posts? You're running out of options my friend. Stop blabbering on about the same shit and save yourself a novel.

(I've been on this site for two years, I made a new account after my previous was banned, "Ultimoz")
#139 - gewehr (07/16/2013) [-]
Jesus christ dude, I tried to end the conversation twice and you keep prattering on like a schoolgirl. Running out of options for what exactly? Do I have a terminal illness I don't know about? You seem on a personal soul centered mission to keep this conversation going. Goodbye.
User avatar #141 - zomitlu (07/16/2013) [-]
Just stop replying mate. I'm not forcing you to write a paragraph for every reply.

#140 - zomitlu has deleted their comment.
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User avatar #3 - Zizzerman (12/14/2010) [-]
Reposter, oh im so scared of you, what rank are you, 446... nice...

how many of those thumbs were from reposts?
#5 to #3 - gewehr (12/14/2010) [-]
Gee i wonder how every single one of my comments on how it started is one thumb lower. Someone cant take a joke
User avatar #6 to #5 - Zizzerman (12/15/2010) [-]
oh haha, i just had a sissy fit, dont worry about it
i didnt thumb anything of yours down
#7 to #6 - gewehr (12/15/2010) [-]
ok. Fair enough. I will drop it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zizzerman (12/15/2010) [-]
k dude
User avatar #1 - redblackrazor (12/12/2010) [-]
hey, y'r german? :)
#2 to #1 - gewehr (12/12/2010) [-]
Yes I'm german lol y?
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