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#268 - 2edgy4me 04/07/2013 on manly man tips +1
#219 - Progenitus 04/07/2013 on Revolution 0
#53 - Maybe this will explain 04/07/2013 on manly man tips +10
#13 - Don't use charcoal only use propane.... We know it's you Hank  [+] (5 new replies) 04/06/2013 on manly man tips +224
User avatar #314 - bothemastaofall (04/07/2013) [-]
What's up with all these blue names?
#52 - europeanswallow (04/07/2013) [-]
Taste the meat, not the heat
#50 - whateveridontneed (04/06/2013) [-]
I don't get the joke...
User avatar #476 - screamingdemon (04/07/2013) [-]
you definitely deserved to get thumbed down for not getting a joke...
#53 - gewehr (04/07/2013) [-]
Maybe this will explain
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#704 - **gewehr rolls 1,475** wut 04/05/2013 on when boys are strong +2
#703 - **gewehr rolls 5,715** Inb4 no one rolls quads 04/05/2013 on when boys are strong +2
#57 - That's the muthufuckin crimson king son. 04/05/2013 on Gummy Bears 0
#78 - I get way too much use out of this... This isn't even funny. 04/05/2013 on oh 4chan +7
#149 - Rips off earlier joke 700+ thumbs wut  [+] (1 new reply) 04/05/2013 on QI 0
User avatar #151 - nockae (04/05/2013) [-]
Quoted* earlier joke.
#125 - Yeah... look up your /played on all those toons, add it up, an…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Dunno lol -3
User avatar #128 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
I do my daily farm and profession spells (like the daily transmute) on every character that I can (as in level/profession wise), which takes about an hour out of my day total. I don't always do every single daily every day of the week, but weekly I average probably two sets of dailies a day, which is about a half hour. I dungeon with my friend if he's on, that's about another two hours, depending on how many he wants to run/if he wants to do LFR instead. So I spend about 1-3.5 hours a day on the game on a daily basis.

I have class at 11am and 12:15pm (depends on the day of the week). If I wake up at, say, 8:30am on the 11am day, that gives me 1.5 hours of play time before I have to leave to get to college on time. That's plenty of time to accomplish anything I need to get done daily on all my toons. I go to bed probably around midnight on nights that I have class (I don't have class on Wednesdays so I'm still up). Class lasts hour and fifteen minutes a day (only have one class a day), so I get back home about half hour after it ends. So that gives me from 12:45pm or 2:15pm to midnight to do whatever I please with my life, be it social, work or further wow time. It's not difficult.
User avatar #161 - yyh (04/03/2013) [-]
So what is your combined /played time for all those babies? Also, how do the other realms you play on look? I can only imagine the time commitment it took to get 10 lv 90's, not to mention whatever you have on other realms/what's been deleted.
User avatar #230 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
Not sure what you aren't getting about the whole "it doesn't take a lot of time or effort to get that far in a speedy and efficient manner" thing.
User avatar #240 - yyh (04/04/2013) [-]
That's still not answering my question. Even efficiently that would have taken a lot of time. Although I'm not that good I've gone through 4 or 5 lv 85's over the years and that took me a good deal of hours. Just extrapolating that and even assuming that you are vastly more efficient than me, I still have to assume it look you a multitude of hours.
User avatar #242 - nurucio (04/04/2013) [-]
Overall yeah, but not nearly as many as you think. I deleted my 85 warrior and made a new one on August 29th. I was max level before MoP came out. I made it to 90 3 or so days after release. Same schedule. 1-3.5 hours of play a day, rest of the time was spent doing other things.
#182 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
People talking about wasted time while trashing other people on the internet. What do you care if she enjoys playing WoW? Do you have fun trying to make people feel bad? If you do, you are sick fucks. If not, you are the ones wasting your time.
User avatar #241 - yyh (04/04/2013) [-]
I wasn't trying to insult her or bother he bro, I was just curious. I've sunk something like 40 days in WoW in the past 5 years so it's not like I can really talk. More than anything I'm just impressed.
#122 - A: we don't know that your really skinny or female, B: you sai…  [+] (16 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Dunno lol -2
#124 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
While I don't have direct proof that this is me(don't feel like taking a webcam pic atm with my username on a piece of paper) this picture is still some proof that females have at least some interest in wow.

Being a lazy fuck doesn't have any direct correlation whatsoever with a social life, job, or any type of online anything. I personally do not have a job that I attend physically, but I work with my friend online off my laptop at home, giving me plenty of time to hop on WoW. I do have friends, and a boyfriend, and we go out with friends rather often. I also attend class at a local college 4 days a week. Playing WoW isn't actually that much of a commitment time wise if you've been playing for a few years and know how to accomplish things quickly.
#217 - thicilla (04/03/2013) [-]
DAMMINT WOMAN! MARRY ME
#179 - ookichinchindesu (04/03/2013) [-]
ur perty
#186 - moneysam (04/03/2013) [-]
Okay so I was reading this shitstorm and getting pissed off, and then I got to your comment. I'm still laughing now at the simplicity of that comment and pure genius! You sir are the great savior of this thread!
#243 - ookichinchindesu (04/04/2013) [-]
While that wasn't my intention, I am happy to have helped quell your anger :) . Also my comment was sincere, I actually mean what I said. But I thought if I said "you are pretty", then everyone might assume I am a fourteen year old trying to get some epussy. So I decided to type it in a silly way. Kind of neat how me over thinking things turned out like this. Well anyways, thanks and peace.
#172 - tope (04/03/2013) [-]
Hahahah. 3/10 would not come near
#177 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
You must be a sad and lonely person.
#178 - tope (04/03/2013) [-]
Not at all, quite the opposite.
#125 - gewehr (04/03/2013) [-]
Yeah... look up your /played on all those toons, add it up, and tell me its not a time commitment. Maybe if you don't raid or pvp or do dailies, if you're just a leveling junkie, Maybe you could do it and still have a life, but you couldn't keep 10 active 90s and keep up with them.
User avatar #128 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
I do my daily farm and profession spells (like the daily transmute) on every character that I can (as in level/profession wise), which takes about an hour out of my day total. I don't always do every single daily every day of the week, but weekly I average probably two sets of dailies a day, which is about a half hour. I dungeon with my friend if he's on, that's about another two hours, depending on how many he wants to run/if he wants to do LFR instead. So I spend about 1-3.5 hours a day on the game on a daily basis.

I have class at 11am and 12:15pm (depends on the day of the week). If I wake up at, say, 8:30am on the 11am day, that gives me 1.5 hours of play time before I have to leave to get to college on time. That's plenty of time to accomplish anything I need to get done daily on all my toons. I go to bed probably around midnight on nights that I have class (I don't have class on Wednesdays so I'm still up). Class lasts hour and fifteen minutes a day (only have one class a day), so I get back home about half hour after it ends. So that gives me from 12:45pm or 2:15pm to midnight to do whatever I please with my life, be it social, work or further wow time. It's not difficult.
User avatar #161 - yyh (04/03/2013) [-]
So what is your combined /played time for all those babies? Also, how do the other realms you play on look? I can only imagine the time commitment it took to get 10 lv 90's, not to mention whatever you have on other realms/what's been deleted.
User avatar #230 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
Not sure what you aren't getting about the whole "it doesn't take a lot of time or effort to get that far in a speedy and efficient manner" thing.
User avatar #240 - yyh (04/04/2013) [-]
That's still not answering my question. Even efficiently that would have taken a lot of time. Although I'm not that good I've gone through 4 or 5 lv 85's over the years and that took me a good deal of hours. Just extrapolating that and even assuming that you are vastly more efficient than me, I still have to assume it look you a multitude of hours.
User avatar #242 - nurucio (04/04/2013) [-]
Overall yeah, but not nearly as many as you think. I deleted my 85 warrior and made a new one on August 29th. I was max level before MoP came out. I made it to 90 3 or so days after release. Same schedule. 1-3.5 hours of play a day, rest of the time was spent doing other things.
#182 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
People talking about wasted time while trashing other people on the internet. What do you care if she enjoys playing WoW? Do you have fun trying to make people feel bad? If you do, you are sick fucks. If not, you are the ones wasting your time.
User avatar #241 - yyh (04/04/2013) [-]
I wasn't trying to insult her or bother he bro, I was just curious. I've sunk something like 40 days in WoW in the past 5 years so it's not like I can really talk. More than anything I'm just impressed.
#120 - What is relevant proof?  [+] (18 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Dunno lol -1
User avatar #121 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
Post was pretty much stating that playing WoW means you are a guy who is fat/will become fat if you play for too long. By stating that I was a thinner female, I was giving relevant proof that the post was incorrect by giving a complete opposite, true example.
#122 - gewehr (04/03/2013) [-]
A: we don't know that your really skinny or female, B: you said being a lazy fuck makes you fat, you have 10 level 90s, you either have no social life, no career, or both.
#124 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
While I don't have direct proof that this is me(don't feel like taking a webcam pic atm with my username on a piece of paper) this picture is still some proof that females have at least some interest in wow.

Being a lazy fuck doesn't have any direct correlation whatsoever with a social life, job, or any type of online anything. I personally do not have a job that I attend physically, but I work with my friend online off my laptop at home, giving me plenty of time to hop on WoW. I do have friends, and a boyfriend, and we go out with friends rather often. I also attend class at a local college 4 days a week. Playing WoW isn't actually that much of a commitment time wise if you've been playing for a few years and know how to accomplish things quickly.
#217 - thicilla (04/03/2013) [-]
DAMMINT WOMAN! MARRY ME
#179 - ookichinchindesu (04/03/2013) [-]
ur perty
#186 - moneysam (04/03/2013) [-]
Okay so I was reading this shitstorm and getting pissed off, and then I got to your comment. I'm still laughing now at the simplicity of that comment and pure genius! You sir are the great savior of this thread!
#243 - ookichinchindesu (04/04/2013) [-]
While that wasn't my intention, I am happy to have helped quell your anger :) . Also my comment was sincere, I actually mean what I said. But I thought if I said "you are pretty", then everyone might assume I am a fourteen year old trying to get some epussy. So I decided to type it in a silly way. Kind of neat how me over thinking things turned out like this. Well anyways, thanks and peace.
#172 - tope (04/03/2013) [-]
Hahahah. 3/10 would not come near
#177 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
You must be a sad and lonely person.
#178 - tope (04/03/2013) [-]
Not at all, quite the opposite.
#125 - gewehr (04/03/2013) [-]
Yeah... look up your /played on all those toons, add it up, and tell me its not a time commitment. Maybe if you don't raid or pvp or do dailies, if you're just a leveling junkie, Maybe you could do it and still have a life, but you couldn't keep 10 active 90s and keep up with them.
User avatar #128 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
I do my daily farm and profession spells (like the daily transmute) on every character that I can (as in level/profession wise), which takes about an hour out of my day total. I don't always do every single daily every day of the week, but weekly I average probably two sets of dailies a day, which is about a half hour. I dungeon with my friend if he's on, that's about another two hours, depending on how many he wants to run/if he wants to do LFR instead. So I spend about 1-3.5 hours a day on the game on a daily basis.

I have class at 11am and 12:15pm (depends on the day of the week). If I wake up at, say, 8:30am on the 11am day, that gives me 1.5 hours of play time before I have to leave to get to college on time. That's plenty of time to accomplish anything I need to get done daily on all my toons. I go to bed probably around midnight on nights that I have class (I don't have class on Wednesdays so I'm still up). Class lasts hour and fifteen minutes a day (only have one class a day), so I get back home about half hour after it ends. So that gives me from 12:45pm or 2:15pm to midnight to do whatever I please with my life, be it social, work or further wow time. It's not difficult.
User avatar #161 - yyh (04/03/2013) [-]
So what is your combined /played time for all those babies? Also, how do the other realms you play on look? I can only imagine the time commitment it took to get 10 lv 90's, not to mention whatever you have on other realms/what's been deleted.
User avatar #230 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
Not sure what you aren't getting about the whole "it doesn't take a lot of time or effort to get that far in a speedy and efficient manner" thing.
User avatar #240 - yyh (04/04/2013) [-]
That's still not answering my question. Even efficiently that would have taken a lot of time. Although I'm not that good I've gone through 4 or 5 lv 85's over the years and that took me a good deal of hours. Just extrapolating that and even assuming that you are vastly more efficient than me, I still have to assume it look you a multitude of hours.
User avatar #242 - nurucio (04/04/2013) [-]
Overall yeah, but not nearly as many as you think. I deleted my 85 warrior and made a new one on August 29th. I was max level before MoP came out. I made it to 90 3 or so days after release. Same schedule. 1-3.5 hours of play a day, rest of the time was spent doing other things.
#182 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
People talking about wasted time while trashing other people on the internet. What do you care if she enjoys playing WoW? Do you have fun trying to make people feel bad? If you do, you are sick fucks. If not, you are the ones wasting your time.
User avatar #241 - yyh (04/04/2013) [-]
I wasn't trying to insult her or bother he bro, I was just curious. I've sunk something like 40 days in WoW in the past 5 years so it's not like I can really talk. More than anything I'm just impressed.
#119 - You made a belf hunter named legolas, how original...... 04/03/2013 on Dunno lol -1
#117 - (and I'm female)... Relevant how? and no one cares. 10 level 9…  [+] (20 new replies) 04/03/2013 on Dunno lol -5
User avatar #118 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
Further proof that it's not only fat guys who play world of warcraft.
#120 - gewehr (04/03/2013) [-]
What is relevant proof?
User avatar #121 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
Post was pretty much stating that playing WoW means you are a guy who is fat/will become fat if you play for too long. By stating that I was a thinner female, I was giving relevant proof that the post was incorrect by giving a complete opposite, true example.
#122 - gewehr (04/03/2013) [-]
A: we don't know that your really skinny or female, B: you said being a lazy fuck makes you fat, you have 10 level 90s, you either have no social life, no career, or both.
#124 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
While I don't have direct proof that this is me(don't feel like taking a webcam pic atm with my username on a piece of paper) this picture is still some proof that females have at least some interest in wow.

Being a lazy fuck doesn't have any direct correlation whatsoever with a social life, job, or any type of online anything. I personally do not have a job that I attend physically, but I work with my friend online off my laptop at home, giving me plenty of time to hop on WoW. I do have friends, and a boyfriend, and we go out with friends rather often. I also attend class at a local college 4 days a week. Playing WoW isn't actually that much of a commitment time wise if you've been playing for a few years and know how to accomplish things quickly.
#217 - thicilla (04/03/2013) [-]
DAMMINT WOMAN! MARRY ME
#179 - ookichinchindesu (04/03/2013) [-]
ur perty
#186 - moneysam (04/03/2013) [-]
Okay so I was reading this shitstorm and getting pissed off, and then I got to your comment. I'm still laughing now at the simplicity of that comment and pure genius! You sir are the great savior of this thread!
#243 - ookichinchindesu (04/04/2013) [-]
While that wasn't my intention, I am happy to have helped quell your anger :) . Also my comment was sincere, I actually mean what I said. But I thought if I said "you are pretty", then everyone might assume I am a fourteen year old trying to get some epussy. So I decided to type it in a silly way. Kind of neat how me over thinking things turned out like this. Well anyways, thanks and peace.
#172 - tope (04/03/2013) [-]
Hahahah. 3/10 would not come near
#177 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
You must be a sad and lonely person.
#178 - tope (04/03/2013) [-]
Not at all, quite the opposite.
#125 - gewehr (04/03/2013) [-]
Yeah... look up your /played on all those toons, add it up, and tell me its not a time commitment. Maybe if you don't raid or pvp or do dailies, if you're just a leveling junkie, Maybe you could do it and still have a life, but you couldn't keep 10 active 90s and keep up with them.
User avatar #128 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
I do my daily farm and profession spells (like the daily transmute) on every character that I can (as in level/profession wise), which takes about an hour out of my day total. I don't always do every single daily every day of the week, but weekly I average probably two sets of dailies a day, which is about a half hour. I dungeon with my friend if he's on, that's about another two hours, depending on how many he wants to run/if he wants to do LFR instead. So I spend about 1-3.5 hours a day on the game on a daily basis.

I have class at 11am and 12:15pm (depends on the day of the week). If I wake up at, say, 8:30am on the 11am day, that gives me 1.5 hours of play time before I have to leave to get to college on time. That's plenty of time to accomplish anything I need to get done daily on all my toons. I go to bed probably around midnight on nights that I have class (I don't have class on Wednesdays so I'm still up). Class lasts hour and fifteen minutes a day (only have one class a day), so I get back home about half hour after it ends. So that gives me from 12:45pm or 2:15pm to midnight to do whatever I please with my life, be it social, work or further wow time. It's not difficult.
User avatar #161 - yyh (04/03/2013) [-]
So what is your combined /played time for all those babies? Also, how do the other realms you play on look? I can only imagine the time commitment it took to get 10 lv 90's, not to mention whatever you have on other realms/what's been deleted.
User avatar #230 - nurucio (04/03/2013) [-]
Not sure what you aren't getting about the whole "it doesn't take a lot of time or effort to get that far in a speedy and efficient manner" thing.
User avatar #240 - yyh (04/04/2013) [-]
That's still not answering my question. Even efficiently that would have taken a lot of time. Although I'm not that good I've gone through 4 or 5 lv 85's over the years and that took me a good deal of hours. Just extrapolating that and even assuming that you are vastly more efficient than me, I still have to assume it look you a multitude of hours.
User avatar #242 - nurucio (04/04/2013) [-]
Overall yeah, but not nearly as many as you think. I deleted my 85 warrior and made a new one on August 29th. I was max level before MoP came out. I made it to 90 3 or so days after release. Same schedule. 1-3.5 hours of play a day, rest of the time was spent doing other things.
#182 - anonymous (04/03/2013) [-]
People talking about wasted time while trashing other people on the internet. What do you care if she enjoys playing WoW? Do you have fun trying to make people feel bad? If you do, you are sick fucks. If not, you are the ones wasting your time.
User avatar #241 - yyh (04/04/2013) [-]
I wasn't trying to insult her or bother he bro, I was just curious. I've sunk something like 40 days in WoW in the past 5 years so it's not like I can really talk. More than anything I'm just impressed.
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User avatar #3 - Zizzerman (12/14/2010) [-]
Reposter, oh im so scared of you, what rank are you, 446... nice...

how many of those thumbs were from reposts?
#5 to #3 - gewehr (12/14/2010) [-]
Gee i wonder how every single one of my comments on how it started is one thumb lower. Someone cant take a joke
User avatar #6 to #5 - Zizzerman (12/15/2010) [-]
oh haha, i just had a sissy fit, dont worry about it
i didnt thumb anything of yours down
#7 to #6 - gewehr (12/15/2010) [-]
ok. Fair enough. I will drop it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zizzerman (12/15/2010) [-]
k dude
User avatar #1 - redblackrazor (12/12/2010) [-]
hey, y'r german? :)
#2 to #1 - gewehr (12/12/2010) [-]
Yes I'm german lol y?
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