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gewehr

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Gender: male
Age: 25
Date Signed Up:12/07/2010
Last Login:5/03/2014
Location:Ohio
FunnyJunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 8223 total,  9869 ,  1646
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Level 182 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 183 Content: Anon Annihilator
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Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:10
Content Views:19171
Times Content Favorited:667 times
Total Comments Made:771
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latest user's comments

#222 - relax dude it was a joke  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Probably she frightened them. 0
#223 - nickmandemon (07/16/2013) [-]
This whole thing wouldn't be a joke to a black guy. How about you think from someone else's perspective rather than just your own.
#313 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
Stop being a butthurt little bitch, you nigger ass jew.
#224 - gewehr (07/16/2013) [-]
Considering this is a website dedicated to jokes and humor, you're taking this rather seriously.
#215 - It's because everyone expects it from the blacks.  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on Probably she frightened them. +1
#229 - gladiuss (07/16/2013) [-]
And Southern Redneck types. Lol!
#213 - Found the black guy  [+] (5 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Probably she frightened them. 0
#220 - nickmandemon (07/16/2013) [-]
Actually I'm not black. I just believe everyone is born equal. But i guess thats a foreign concept to a racist.
#222 - gewehr (07/16/2013) [-]
relax dude it was a joke
#223 - nickmandemon (07/16/2013) [-]
This whole thing wouldn't be a joke to a black guy. How about you think from someone else's perspective rather than just your own.
#313 - anon (07/18/2013) [-]
Stop being a butthurt little bitch, you nigger ass jew.
#224 - gewehr (07/16/2013) [-]
Considering this is a website dedicated to jokes and humor, you're taking this rather seriously.
#2 - Dude, you've posted this several times, no one cares. 07/16/2013 on That's the kind of math I like 0
#1 - Kinda cool, but I doubt you'll have a battery and gum in priso… 07/16/2013 on prison lighter +1
#338 - Implying that you weren't implying that no one knows anything …  [+] (1 new reply) 07/16/2013 on Ron Paul on Espionage +2
#345 - beerterror (07/16/2013) [-]
#210 - Jeez didn't realize I was dealing with such a badass. 07/16/2013 on 12 year old soldiers 0
#177 - put a shirt on... and jesus christ is that a racecar bed?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2013 on 12 year old soldiers -6
#198 - austone (07/16/2013) [-]
Nigger that is my HANDMADE racecar bed. my father made it and painted it FOR ME!

Do you have a father that would build you your own god damn racecar bed? I think not.
Do you know why i am using it? BECAUSE IT MAKES MY GIRLFRIENDS PUSSY WET! Do you know how excited she was to finally see it? You don't.

And do you know how fucking hot it is in my room? I have my computer which heats up the place, my stanky ass farts, and me in general. And plus I was working all day at my motherfucking job so i could pay for that bitchin Hylian shield, the taz clock, Sonic bank, and that gumball machine filled with SKITTLES.

See that fucking Picture of the Golden Gate Bridge? OF COURSE YOU DO! Do you know what it does? IT FUCKING LIGHTS UP! Do you wanna know what I store iside the spoilers of my Badass car bed? SNES and SNES games, bitch I have fucking Bible Adventures, and that game is the shit. Not to mention I have 4 sonic plush toys and sonic pillows to match them.

See my big ass pillow hanging over the edge? You do if you're not a faggot. That cunt destroyer of a pillow is decked out with WOLVES FAGGOT! And that black blanket? Made by my grandmother, she made that shit herself, and guess who's idea it was to make it? My grandfather. You know what happened to him? He fucking died, that day fucking sucked. I went camping, got up at 5 in the fucking morning, went fishing at Timothy Lake, catch nothing for 15 hours because I suck at fishing, and then get told we got to leave cause he is dying.

See that thing black thing to the left of the SKITTLES MACHINE!? It's over that yellow shit, wanna know what it if? OF COURSE NOT! IT'S A FUCKING CERAMIC PICHU MADE MY BEST FRIEND IN THE GOD DAMN WORLD! And it is inside a fucking NES case because FUCK YOU!

tl;dr fuck you my nerdy room is something my girlfriend loves about me.
#210 - gewehr (07/16/2013) [-]
Jeez didn't realize I was dealing with such a badass.
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#184 - smithforprez (07/16/2013) [-]
you wish you had a racecar bed
#290 - Implying you know anything about US politics.  [+] (3 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Ron Paul on Espionage +5
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#332 - notmadguy (07/16/2013) [-]
Implying that I'm implying that no one knows anything about US politics.
#338 - gewehr (07/16/2013) [-]
Implying that you weren't implying that no one knows anything about US politics
#345 - beerterror (07/16/2013) [-]
#139 - Jesus christ dude, I tried to end the conversation twice and y…  [+] (2 new replies) 07/16/2013 on Merica +1
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#141 - zomitlu (07/16/2013) [-]
Just stop replying mate. I'm not forcing you to write a paragraph for every reply.

#140 - zomitlu has deleted their comment.