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gewehr

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Gender: male
Age: 24
Date Signed Up:12/07/2010
Last Login:5/03/2014
Location:Ohio
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 8223 total,  9869 ,  1646
Comment Thumbs: 1525 total,  2279 ,  754
Content Level Progress: 22% (22/100)
Level 182 Content: Anon Annihilator → Level 183 Content: Anon Annihilator
Comment Level Progress: 21% (21/100)
Level 215 Comments: Comedic Genius → Level 216 Comments: Comedic Genius
Subscribers:10
Content Views:18815
Times Content Favorited:675 times
Total Comments Made:771
FJ Points:9694
Favorite Tags: You (3) | Mad (2) | ya (2)

latest user's comments

#98 - Gotta love new years resolutionists.... probably the same peop… 06/10/2013 on Every new year 0
#10 - Until you... asshole  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2013 on A total Amount of 0 Fucks... +1
#14 - threadcreator (06/10/2013) [-]
Well, there's something called irony.
#15 - gewehr (06/10/2013) [-]
Irony means the opposite of what is expected. I think you were looking for the word sarcasm. Thumb for the gif though
#1 - I bet all thirty people felt real ****** original for p… 06/10/2013 on ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 0
#2 - Ned Stark you're dead lol 06/10/2013 on Mnidfuck 0
#9 - inb4 faggots st...... oh 06/10/2013 on remember these? 0
#3 - I seriously hate new years because it really is like this.  [+] (2 new replies) 06/10/2013 on Every new year -1
#46 - Ken M (06/10/2013) [-]
I know what you mean.

I walked into my gym right after new years, and it was fucking packed.

a couple of weeks later, it was back to normal.
#98 - gewehr (06/10/2013) [-]
Gotta love new years resolutionists.... probably the same people that thumbed me down.
#8 - Comment deleted 06/10/2013 on €€€€€€€€€€€ 0
#1 - at least they did something creative instead of the toolbags t… 06/10/2013 on Field cannot be empty. -1
#12 - It's ironic because he's black. I'll take the downth…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/09/2013 on Food Stamps +3
#17 - sirbutterballs has deleted their comment.
#102 - Where were these polls taken insane asylums and homes for the … 06/09/2013 on stupidity +1
#88 - sources? Otherwise you're as full of **** as the OP 06/09/2013 on stupidity +1
#84 - Oh so it's a physical crush not a personality crush. And how c…  [+] (4 new replies) 06/09/2013 on stupidity 0
User avatar #86 - yeahvinyl (06/09/2013) [-]
Hes a DJ, and his personality is fine, he's just an ass sometimes so the only part of him I know that isn't an ass is like a time width of an hour when we hung out, and we talked about sciency things.
#95 - Ken M (06/09/2013) [-]
So he's almost the exact opposite of perfect
User avatar #97 - yeahvinyl (06/09/2013) [-]
he's pretty great actually
#100 - Ken M (06/09/2013) [-]
For an hour
#80 - Massive pothead, thinks we are led by reptile people... So wha…  [+] (6 new replies) 06/09/2013 on stupidity 0
User avatar #82 - yeahvinyl (06/09/2013) [-]
His face his eyes his hair his penis his clothing choices his music making his tattoos his piercings his everything how easy it is to talk to him how nervous he makes me

You gotta understand though, Ive had this crush for like 3+ years now. And it wasn't until like Thursday that I had the courage to talk to him face to face.
#84 - gewehr (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh so it's a physical crush not a personality crush. And how can you say he's easy to talk to if it took you 3+ years to work up the courage? The picture you have painted me is a tatooed dude in a band that smokes pot and believes in the lizard people. Some people have different perceptions of perfection I suppose, to each their own.
User avatar #86 - yeahvinyl (06/09/2013) [-]
Hes a DJ, and his personality is fine, he's just an ass sometimes so the only part of him I know that isn't an ass is like a time width of an hour when we hung out, and we talked about sciency things.
#95 - Ken M (06/09/2013) [-]
So he's almost the exact opposite of perfect
User avatar #97 - yeahvinyl (06/09/2013) [-]
he's pretty great actually
#100 - Ken M (06/09/2013) [-]
For an hour
#76 - Why in gods name do you have a crush on someone with an IQ of 50?  [+] (8 new replies) 06/09/2013 on stupidity 0
User avatar #78 - yeahvinyl (06/09/2013) [-]
He is literally the most perfect human being ever.

He just believes that all our authoritative figures are shape shifting reptiles, but he's also a massive pothead, so I can't tell if he's serious or not.
#80 - gewehr (06/09/2013) [-]
Massive pothead, thinks we are led by reptile people... So what is perfect in this guy?
User avatar #82 - yeahvinyl (06/09/2013) [-]
His face his eyes his hair his penis his clothing choices his music making his tattoos his piercings his everything how easy it is to talk to him how nervous he makes me

You gotta understand though, Ive had this crush for like 3+ years now. And it wasn't until like Thursday that I had the courage to talk to him face to face.
#84 - gewehr (06/09/2013) [-]
Oh so it's a physical crush not a personality crush. And how can you say he's easy to talk to if it took you 3+ years to work up the courage? The picture you have painted me is a tatooed dude in a band that smokes pot and believes in the lizard people. Some people have different perceptions of perfection I suppose, to each their own.
User avatar #86 - yeahvinyl (06/09/2013) [-]
Hes a DJ, and his personality is fine, he's just an ass sometimes so the only part of him I know that isn't an ass is like a time width of an hour when we hung out, and we talked about sciency things.
#95 - Ken M (06/09/2013) [-]
So he's almost the exact opposite of perfect
User avatar #97 - yeahvinyl (06/09/2013) [-]
he's pretty great actually
#100 - Ken M (06/09/2013) [-]
For an hour
#1 - Way to misuse a meme faggot 06/08/2013 on title +5
#14 - Jesus christ... that's horrifying. Half the reason Skyrim was …  [+] (4 new replies) 06/08/2013 on The only way i can run... +1
User avatar #27 - palewolf (06/08/2013) [-]
Good graphics =/= good game
#49 - Ken M (06/08/2013) [-]
Obviously you dont know what makes Skyrim, or the entire TES-series great. Its all about immersion, the stories have never really been very good and neither has the combat system. And graphics play a very big part in immersion you into the world, if THAT is how you play skyrim, you are detracting from its biggest strength.
User avatar #286 - palewolf (06/08/2013) [-]
Morrowind's graphics weren't great and I've still spent 1000+ hours on that
User avatar #34 - thegamerslife (06/08/2013) [-]
if it's a shit storyline with clunky mechanics, the graphics can save it all for me sometimes. so sometimes it does.
#3 - Seagulls mofo 06/08/2013 on Ahmedinejad 0
#4 - If he was a bucket he'd be Christian Pail 06/08/2013 on Bale +1
#3 - lol everyone is high, xdxdxdxd i'm so done, i can't breathe, a… 06/08/2013 on Hello Hotdog 0
#9 - Either A: man up and tell him off yourself, or B: block him. 06/08/2013 on Need help with a situation 0
#9 - Jesus you're a little bitch aren't you man? Did daddy beat yo…  [+] (1 new reply) 06/08/2013 on Facebook (1) +3
User avatar #19 - wellimnotsure (06/08/2013) [-]
I have to agree, its not funny its just stupid
#6 - hmmm.... No. Them reading her diary from high school at her fu… 06/08/2013 on This was on my facebook today +2
#5 - Bitch is just mad and fat 06/08/2013 on Feminist 0
#16 - lol guise all americans are dumb rite guise..... do i get thumbs now?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/07/2013 on Merica' +9
#76 - Ken M (06/08/2013) [-]
yes
#54 - And then you woke up 06/07/2013 on Me at the club +5

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User avatar #3 - Zizzerman (12/14/2010) [-]
Reposter, oh im so scared of you, what rank are you, 446... nice...

how many of those thumbs were from reposts?
#5 to #3 - gewehr (12/14/2010) [-]
Gee i wonder how every single one of my comments on how it started is one thumb lower. Someone cant take a joke
User avatar #6 to #5 - Zizzerman (12/15/2010) [-]
oh haha, i just had a sissy fit, dont worry about it
i didnt thumb anything of yours down
#7 to #6 - gewehr (12/15/2010) [-]
ok. Fair enough. I will drop it.
User avatar #8 to #7 - Zizzerman (12/15/2010) [-]
k dude
User avatar #1 - redblackrazor (12/12/2010) [-]
hey, y'r german? :)
#2 to #1 - gewehr (12/12/2010) [-]
Yes I'm german lol y?
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