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#30 - Dr who isnt real 7 hours ago on Good times.. 0
#20 - That match was a fake match  [+] (2 new replies) 09/18/2014 on Good times.. +3
User avatar #27 - superstephtime (09/18/2014) [-]
WAIT WRESTLING'S FAKE!?? Next you'll be telling me dr who isn't real
User avatar #30 - georgeojffs (7 hours ago) [-]
Dr who isnt real
#48 - My line of thinking as to why that wasn't the joke was you cou… 09/17/2014 on Anon wants to flash his... 0
#34 - jokexplain please help, im retarded  [+] (2 new replies) 09/17/2014 on Anon wants to flash his... 0
User avatar #35 - picklemanatee (09/17/2014) [-]
hes saying his dick is so small you need a magnifying glass to see it
User avatar #48 - georgeojffs (09/17/2014) [-]
My line of thinking as to why that wasn't the joke was you could stick your dick under a magnifying glass no matter what size it is
#42 - I've never eaten strawberries 09/07/2014 on strawberries 0
#156 - Comment deleted 09/04/2014 on Keep guzzling those "male... +1
#52 - You know what the worse part is? The bodyguard attemepted to t… 08/02/2014 on Jimmy Fallon +9
#715 - Holy **** man, thank you. I didnt realise it was … 07/21/2014 on Help me prove him wrong +3
#500 - I'm uncircumsized and i recently lost my virginity. ***…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/19/2014 on Help me prove him wrong 0
User avatar #582 - bronybox (07/19/2014) [-]
This is called phimosis, and to quote:
"Firstly it is hard to clean and may smell. The body produces a white substance called smegma that collects under the foreskin and in the folds of female genitalia. Smegma usually does no harm but it is susceptible to infections that can cause pain and/or odours.
Secondly having sex with the foreskin forward reduces sexual sensations.
Thirdly many men with tight foreskins complain that sex without a condom is painful as the foreskin may be forced back during sex."

It is a common medical condition, not the norm. And it can be fixed.
User avatar #583 - bronybox (07/19/2014) [-]
I myself am uncircumcised, and when I'm erect, a majority of the foreskin simply recedes back, and moves gently up and down during sex, honestly acting like an almost natural lubricant, this is how it generally should be.
User avatar #715 - georgeojffs (07/21/2014) [-]
Holy shit man, thank you. I didnt realise it was an issue. I'll look at the link you gave me
User avatar #579 - bronybox (07/19/2014) [-]
Err, that's a problem you have to figure out on your own, its just a result of the fact that society allows you to have sex much later than when we were more uncivilized or whatever, and thus, sometimes, at younger ages your foreskin is tighter. I assure you it will not remain this way, and for most men it is not this way in the first place, but you can definitely do a lot to fix that, I assure you it is not a permanent issue.

Here's a forum to give you more insight on how you can help that, its simply because your foreskin has basically remained in a non-active state and was never stretched/loosened: www.healthboards.com/boards/mens-health/178155-stretching-fix-tight-foreskin-phimosis.html
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User avatar #157 - georgeojffs (07/06/2014) [-]
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User avatar #156 to #155 - georgeojffs (06/23/2014) [-]
Bout damn time
User avatar #154 - georgeojffs (04/04/2014) [-]
I SAW THAT ADMIN. YOU MOTHER ****** . THE FJ LOGO WASNT IN THE TOP LEFT BUT THEN THE SITE WHEN DOWN NOW ITS BACK. you cant sneak by me mr admin
User avatar #149 - georgeojffs (12/18/2013) [-]
mrepicly you just mentioned me in a modboard comment. pls remove me from the mod list you copy and paste
User avatar #150 to #149 - mrepicly (12/18/2013) [-]
ya
accident
used the wrong list
fagot
User avatar #151 to #150 - georgeojffs (12/18/2013) [-]
says the fagot
User avatar #143 - nayytayisgod (12/06/2013) [-]
you better thank phanact for getting you unbanned ******
User avatar #147 to #143 - UnforgivingOne (12/08/2013) [-]
Lol, same scenario, different day, huh rabbit?
User avatar #144 to #143 - georgeojffs (12/06/2013) [-]
i will. can you please tell me what this post says?
www.funnyjunk.com/modboard/2337#2337
User avatar #145 to #144 - nayytayisgod (12/06/2013) [-]
no i cant
sorry.
User avatar #146 to #145 - georgeojffs (12/06/2013) [-]
godammit it says im tagged in it
User avatar #142 - miscarriage ONLINE (12/06/2013) [-]
User avatar #141 - allnamesrtaken (12/06/2013) [-]
#unbangeorgeojffs
#banadmin
User avatar #140 - onlyonesnoopy (12/05/2013) [-]
Get owned Bra!
#137 - ffinfinity ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
pssh coward jk just a bad roll
User avatar #138 to #137 - georgeojffs (11/29/2013) [-]
roll? What roll? I rolled? when on earth did i roll? Not me, not ever
#139 to #138 - ffinfinity ONLINE (11/29/2013) [-]
You know what roll I'm talking about.    no worries I won't hold you to it
You know what roll I'm talking about. no worries I won't hold you to it
#135 to #134 - georgeojffs (11/17/2013) [-]
was on the artists deviant art
User avatar #136 to #135 - mrepicly (11/17/2013) [-]
ok ty
#103 - hellscythe (10/28/2013) [-]
hello
hello
User avatar #125 to #103 - georgeojffs (10/29/2013) [-]
Just dont post any Tits huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
#126 to #125 - hellscythe (10/29/2013) [-]
alright then, so is there anything you would like to talk about
User avatar #127 to #126 - georgeojffs (10/29/2013) [-]
I wanna know why you started talking to me haha
#128 to #127 - hellscythe (10/29/2013) [-]
well i was coming here to pitch an idea to you but just a little bit again phany got back to me and informed me that he already intends to implement what i have been going around trying to convince every mod that will talk to me to do
well i was coming here to pitch an idea to you but just a little bit again phany got back to me and informed me that he already intends to implement what i have been going around trying to convince every mod that will talk to me to do
User avatar #129 to #128 - georgeojffs (10/29/2013) [-]
Oh. are you a mod too?
User avatar #131 to #130 - georgeojffs (10/29/2013) [-]
ah, okay well then.
#132 to #131 - hellscythe (10/29/2013) [-]
well its late and im tired, goodnight darling
well its late and im tired, goodnight darling
User avatar #133 to #132 - georgeojffs (10/29/2013) [-]
goodnight
#107 to #106 - hellscythe (10/29/2013) [-]
how are you
how are you
User avatar #108 to #107 - georgeojffs (10/29/2013) [-]
im good. yourself?
#109 to #108 - hellscythe (10/29/2013) [-]
im doing well darling, thank you for asking
im doing well darling, thank you for asking
User avatar #110 to #109 - georgeojffs (10/29/2013) [-]
woah moving a bit fast for me
User avatar #112 to #111 - georgeojffs (10/29/2013) [-]
the whole darling thing
#113 to #112 - hellscythe (10/29/2013) [-]
i call everyone darling, mostly because i cant remember people names
i call everyone darling, mostly because i cant remember people names
User avatar #114 to #113 - georgeojffs (10/29/2013) [-]
are you a boy or a girl?
#115 to #114 - hellscythe (10/29/2013) [-]
i have tits and i have ovaries i have been told those qualify me
i have tits and i have ovaries i have been told those qualify me
User avatar #117 to #115 - georgeojffs (10/29/2013) [-]
then you may call me darling
#118 to #117 - hellscythe (10/29/2013) [-]
so what are you up to darling, if you dont mind me asking
so what are you up to darling, if you dont mind me asking
User avatar #119 to #118 - georgeojffs (10/29/2013) [-]
flagging **** , yourself?
#120 to #119 - hellscythe (10/29/2013) [-]
reading a story, talking with you and now hoping your not flagging my stuffs
User avatar #121 to #120 - georgeojffs (10/29/2013) [-]
just dont post any of this
-Bikinis, cartoon or photos
-Huge cleavage where the focus is mostly on cleavage, cartoon or photos
-Dildos
-Plastic vaginas
-Hands on boobs, clothed or not clothed.
-Soft porn that is suggestive
-Nudity of any kind
-Genitals
-Gore in SFW
-CP/Illegal **** images
#122 to #121 - hellscythe (10/29/2013) [-]
i avoid those in the pictures i choose for my mascots however i personally am finding the line getting blurier seeing as what is and is not bannable varies from mod to mod    
   
ex: today i got banned for both this ( 
			
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		 ) neither of which to my understanding of the rules are 						****
i avoid those in the pictures i choose for my mascots however i personally am finding the line getting blurier seeing as what is and is not bannable varies from mod to mod

ex: today i got banned for both this ( You need to login to view this link ) and this ( You need to login to view this link ) neither of which to my understanding of the rules are ****
User avatar #123 to #122 - georgeojffs (10/29/2013) [-]
First one, the focus is on the tits, or clevage. The second, you can see the shape of a nipple through her top. Sorry you got banned
#124 to #123 - hellscythe (10/29/2013) [-]
its fine though personally i do not agree with it and dont see it that way, hence why im posting nothing but bird gifs, i have yet to be banned for a bird gif
its fine though personally i do not agree with it and dont see it that way, hence why im posting nothing but bird gifs, i have yet to be banned for a bird gif
User avatar #116 to #115 - hellscythe (10/29/2013) [-]
*as female
User avatar #97 - mrepicly (10/28/2013) [-]
Ok dude
WAYYY too trigger happy
remember that suggestive=/=porn
and that you're supposed to follow the guidelines, and reread them EVERY TIME you flag something
User avatar #98 to #97 - georgeojffs (10/28/2013) [-]
Sorry, its just in my culture stuff i've been flagging would be seen as suggestive
User avatar #100 to #98 - mrepicly (10/28/2013) [-]
I get that it's suggestive
but it isn't ****
reread the guidelines before you flag something, and make sure it fits one of the described types of images.
User avatar #99 to #98 - tehbestever (10/28/2013) [-]
do you have skype?
User avatar #101 to #99 - georgeojffs (10/28/2013) [-]
yeah, georgeojffs234
User avatar #102 to #101 - tehbestever (10/28/2013) [-]
k added
User avatar #96 - tehbestever (10/28/2013) [-]
Yo calm the **** down

Don't go trigger happy

You're flagging everything that isn't ****

****
User avatar #95 - phanact (10/28/2013) [-]
www.funnyjunk.com/Ice+Scream/funny-pictures/4859538/137#137
this was okay
doesnt need to be flagged
User avatar #93 - lyraheartstrings (10/21/2013) [-]
funnyjunk.com/user/jameswolf is my alt

This is just my main so this one got made a mod
User avatar #94 to #93 - georgeojffs (10/21/2013) [-]
oh sweet, thanks for the explaination
User avatar #91 - sparkyoneonetwo (10/14/2013) [-]
giving up ??
User avatar #89 - strangemoo (09/16/2013) [-]
Nice icon.
User avatar #90 to #89 - georgeojffs (09/16/2013) [-]
Um thanks
User avatar #88 - TheExile (04/16/2013) [-]
I don't have time to post more now, but I'll make a new post with all my Ebonies around midday today.
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