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#31 - why don't you just eat out of the cooking pot?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2013 on when there are no clean... 0
#40 - cricklecrackle (11/09/2013) [-]
He's cooking the noodles in watermelon
#42 - gentlemanscholar (11/09/2013) [-]
1. I didn't see that at first
#44 - cricklecrackle (11/09/2013) [-]
#821 - Skyrim and Pokemon X by everyone it's been nice knowing you 11/04/2013 on description 0
#64 - and i hope you live a long and healthy life. Long enough to ge… 11/04/2013 on To all those who have been... +2
#15 - GRASSTOISE 11/01/2013 on Pokemon in a Nutshell +3
#395 - You guys are aware that he was elected right? The other cardin… 10/28/2013 on How I see the new Pope 0
#137 - Comment deleted 10/28/2013 on Team Rocket Truth +1
#134 - Comment deleted  [+] (2 new replies) 10/28/2013 on Team Rocket Truth 0
#135 - UberAndrew Comment deleted by gentlemanscholar
#137 - gentlemanscholar Comment deleted by gentlemanscholar
#55 - it's probably fake. but it is funny 10/27/2013 on Shinys are important. 0
#13 - here's the full article  [+] (9 new replies) 10/27/2013 on Shinys are important. +14
User avatar #121 - greenstrongworld (10/27/2013) [-]
>people believe PR4 is real
User avatar #61 - porridgewithwater (10/27/2013) [-]
either this is fake or i'm going on a killing rampage
User avatar #54 - darkangeloffire (10/27/2013) [-]
This...... this has to be fake. It HAS to be. Someone CAN'T be this stupid. They just can't.
User avatar #159 - zerosonaku (10/27/2013) [-]
The picture of the broken DS is from August 2012. Here

User avatar #56 - ecomp (10/27/2013) [-]
p4rgaming is the onion of gaming news, don't worry.
#55 - gentlemanscholar (10/27/2013) [-]
it's probably fake. but it is funny
User avatar #19 - pickaxe (10/27/2013) [-]
holy shit,that site's golden
#15 - anonymous (10/27/2013) [-]
“My daughter may have become a serial killer or worse, an animal abuser, if I had bought her the game,” she recalled, “I considered suing Nintendo right then for causing me so much distress all those years ago. Are there even any Christians at Nintendo?”

Reading this makes me want to punch a small child.
#17 - zukabazuka (10/27/2013) [-]
That line, is she actually saying that Animal abuser is worse than a serial killer? But then its PETA member and a christian. Never a good combo.
#13 - a buddy of mine did a study in college. He concluded that ther…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/25/2013 on Who's comp is it anyway? +19
#49 - anonymous (10/25/2013) [-]
Because there is no such thing as an episode of who's line is it anyway
#47 - your dad never loved you 10/21/2013 on X/Y problems +3
#46 - thats one of the scientifically accurate animal morphsuits fro… 10/19/2013 on Wtf 0
#16 - THAT WAS THE FIRST POKEMON I FOUND THAT I HADN'T SEEN BEFORE I… 10/15/2013 on Espurr in Pokemon Amie...... 0
#3 - **** off that's not wilderness you re ******* st…  [+] (2 new replies) 10/15/2013 on Some Things Never Change! +36
User avatar #20 - sigmatempus (10/15/2013) [-]
There´s literally a fucking swamp full of dirt and sperm dragons
User avatar #5 - kabuthefox (10/15/2013) [-]
theres still deserts and swamps in x/y not all of it is trails (tho alot is)
#19 - I can't call my charmander MURDERLIZARD either!  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2013 on Pokemon X&Y spitting on... 0
User avatar #20 - redflame (10/13/2013) [-]
OH.. MY GOD! Worst pokemon game ever!
#6 - bulbasaur is not a plant you guys... he's a frog-like lizard i… 10/10/2013 on Pokenatomy +5
#16 - It was an error by the animators. It was supposed to leave her… 10/09/2013 on its a conspiracry 0
#16 - He was a bandit in a cave as I remember. I used to go through … 10/07/2013 on Ulfr the Great. 0
#61 - this makes me smile when i was having a really-not-okay-day 09/28/2013 on I see what you did there. +3
#37 - it's never explained forthright in the series, but there have …  [+] (1 new reply) 09/25/2013 on well when you put it like... 0
User avatar #63 - nyangiraffe (09/25/2013) [-]
Well they straight up showed it when Finn and Jake were chasing the lich to that dude who gave them the wishes. In Finn's alternate world that was created when he wished the lich was never created, the Ice King was crushed by a nuke but stopped it from exploding. Finn then later set it off himself and killed everything he loved and in turn made Jake (who was just a normal non-talking dog in that world) into the lich.
#414 - how about senior murderers? 09/14/2013 on 10 Crazy Kids who Kill 0
#17 - I know its bull **** . Do you know how many times this h… 09/08/2013 on D'awww 0
#15 - "hur dur, they're probably pedooos" yeahcoo…  [+] (6 new replies) 09/08/2013 on D'awww +83
User avatar #22 - corpsedolly (09/08/2013) [-]
If he has to stay in character like you said,

what if the kid asks him to show him his super speed?
User avatar #16 - justindoingwork (09/08/2013) [-]
>implying its not just a picture at a convention and a bullshit story to farm thumbs
#20 - anonymous (09/08/2013) [-]
I don't know man, it's completely possible. One con, me and a friend were walking around, he was dressed as Batman from Batman beyond. A little boy went up to him thinking he was really batman and wanted a picture. The kid then began asking my friend all these questions about stuff like how Robin was doing, of course my friend had never had this happen before, so he said he didn't really know what Robin was doing. The kid started to get this really worried look on his face and asked "You and Robin aren't friends?" He looked like he was about to lose it. I had to fucking cover for my friend and told the little kid that Robin was fighting crime while Batman was busy watching over the convention, but they would get together again afterwards. Kids are impressionable and you don't even have to be in a super convincing cosplay, as long as they can recognize what you are, they think you're the real thing.
User avatar #76 - justindoingwork (09/08/2013) [-]
Unless if you're a dick anon making up a story, that's real and true, I just hate pictures that people make a up a sad story to farm thumbs.

Example: Just a picture of a guy alone on a bench. "This man comes and sits where he met his wife every anniversary" or some sobby shit like that.

Just my two cents
#77 - anonymous (09/09/2013) [-]
No, I get that, I get what you mean, and that does happen, people do lie, But stuff like what the story is saying happen also does happen. I'm not saying that this is true in this particular picture, but in the world as a whole, sometimes good things do happen, and cute stories really happen. And no, I'm not making the story up. Of course you couldn't know because I don't have a picture of my friend and the little boy in question, but I do have pictures of my friend in the costume. That's one of the reasons little kids go to these things, they get to see their heros in real life, even though we as adults know that that's just a person in a costume, kids don't see the difference between the real and the fake. Hell, there have been a few cons that I've been to where little girls go running to people dressed up as Disney Princesses, assuming their really the person they are dressed up as. Besides, wouldn't it make more sense for me to log in and make up a story? Anons don't keep thumbs.
#17 - gentlemanscholar (09/08/2013) [-]
I know its bull shit. Do you know how many times this has been reposted? That's not the point I'm trying to make.

The point is, there needs to be people out there who are ready to set an example for kids. I don't know if this story is true but if a kid came up to me looking for help because I was dressed like Superman I'd be damn sure to live up to his standards
#395 - I will admit that though they call it "Mega Charizard&quo… 09/08/2013 on Yeah, well at least I can... 0
#34 - What I always say is that the developers at Game Freak are not…  [+] (3 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Yeah, well at least I can... +12
#272 - anonymous (09/07/2013) [-]
Noooo, like any company of 2013 they're about the money. You can tell by how badly they butchered charizard
#395 - gentlemanscholar (09/08/2013) [-]
I will admit that though they call it "Mega Charizard" it is not in fact, one million times better than the original. However, I am not against the idea of Mega evolutions. I have warmed up to the Fairy Type, and most of the other new additions.

Nintendo is about making money. Game Freak is about earning money
#43 - chaosnazo (09/07/2013) [-]
All of my this


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#1 - acidxrain (03/20/2012) [-]
dont be jelly tht ive made it to front page twice and you have not :P    
dont be jelly tht ive made it to front page twice and you have not :P
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