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Date Signed Up:12/09/2011
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#20 - Picture 12/15/2013 on super heroes are people too... +2
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#225 - i love cbs sunday morning 12/12/2013 on Casting a Fire Ant Colony 0
#611 - I've been on this website for a year and 364 days. You are the… 12/09/2013 on Black people facts 0
#556 - i feel like you should also put down the number of business ow…  [+] (3 new replies) 12/09/2013 on Black people facts 0
#578 - anonymous (12/09/2013) [-]
I think it would be fair if you'd shut your faggot white mouth. You're 19, you know jack and shit about the world.
#611 - gentlemanscholar (12/09/2013) [-]
I've been on this website for a year and 364 days. You are the first to call me a faggot. I made it almost 2 years.
#576 - anonymous (12/09/2013) [-]
I'd guess that those catagories would be 5% at the maximum, except maybe policemen.
#23 - the cut resistant gloves are pretty common in most restaurant … 12/07/2013 on This Is Why I'm Broke 0
#46 - that would take 22 fingers to play. That's two people and one amputee 12/04/2013 on Youtube.... 0
#178 - how about nobody ******* wants your pity. id rath…  [+] (1 new reply) 12/02/2013 on Forever together 0
User avatar #187 - minnten (12/02/2013) [-]
That's why it's sad. You think relationships have to be that way.

And I really couldn't care less if you want it or not. If you want to grow up to be a bitter old man that lives by himself yelling at kids to stay off his lawn, that is by all means your prerogative. But I will still pity that decision. If you think you need to validate your existence to anyone, you'll spend more time trying to prove that to yourself than anyone else.
#163 - you know what? **** you, that's not sad. That's t…  [+] (4 new replies) 12/02/2013 on Forever together +2
User avatar #172 - minnten (12/02/2013) [-]
It's being conceited because he hasn't found anyone who can deal with an excessive level of vanity. It's not independence, and it's certainly not confidence. If you can't find a way to be happy without having everything you dream up, you simply aren't trying hard enough.

What should be considered an acceptable state to be unhappy is if your wife let you get dragged to jail for her throwing your son down a flight of stairs, won't let you see your kids, is divorcing you because she's doesn't like that you're not a millionaire, and is letting you face a felony because of a lie she perpetrated. (not my situation or anything, just an example.)

In short, I do hope that both you and anon pull out of your perpetual loneliness, and yes, I have enough pity for you too. (assuming you're not the anon that posted the first comment anyway)
#178 - gentlemanscholar (12/02/2013) [-]
how about nobody fucking wants your pity. id rather be free to be myself than be in a bad relationship with someone who thinks i need their validation.
User avatar #187 - minnten (12/02/2013) [-]
That's why it's sad. You think relationships have to be that way.

And I really couldn't care less if you want it or not. If you want to grow up to be a bitter old man that lives by himself yelling at kids to stay off his lawn, that is by all means your prerogative. But I will still pity that decision. If you think you need to validate your existence to anyone, you'll spend more time trying to prove that to yourself than anyone else.
User avatar #171 - yuukoku (12/02/2013) [-]
Thanks. It's been fun. Just the other day I decided to start going for runs for as long as I can go just to see where they take me.

I'm having a better time with life not caring.
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#78 - Brothers, uncles, grandfathers, Dude-friends. 12/01/2013 on EVERY DAY +2
#77 - My mom would have this issue with my dad and my brother, both …  [+] (1 new reply) 12/01/2013 on EVERY DAY +2
User avatar #90 - hashtronaut (12/01/2013) [-]
I have my dad's name.. i can relate to this haha
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#23 - you could have just put the last line and everybody would alre… 11/28/2013 on if you don't know by now +3
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#152 - THIS. ******* THIS. THIS IS LITERALLY MY …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/25/2013 on grow up +1
#188 - cadaverbox (11/25/2013) [-]
faggot
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#17 - I kinda thought this was a missed opportunity. He could have e…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/13/2013 on A stupid avatar post +6
#29 - DanLacasky (11/13/2013) [-]
yeah but its Bumi, after King Bumi. Did you really expect an eloquent speech?
#212 - she is presumably a stripper, basically a stage actress who wo… 11/10/2013 on Double Standards Are an... 0
#42 - 1. I didn't see that at first 2. HOW THE **** …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/09/2013 on when there are no clean... +1
#44 - cricklecrackle (11/09/2013) [-]
THAT"S MY FUCKING QUESTION
#31 - why don't you just eat out of the cooking pot?  [+] (3 new replies) 11/09/2013 on when there are no clean... 0
#40 - cricklecrackle (11/09/2013) [-]
He's cooking the noodles in watermelon
#42 - gentlemanscholar (11/09/2013) [-]
1. I didn't see that at first
2. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK
#44 - cricklecrackle (11/09/2013) [-]
THAT"S MY FUCKING QUESTION
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