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gentlemanofbacon

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Date Signed Up:1/09/2013
Last Login:7/24/2016
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#45 - Hands down, best waifu 7 hours ago on tfw no good grills in... +1
#95 - He spends his day being a hunk that is unable to read 9 hours ago on *Inception noise* +1
#24 - in this series, Shaggy chose Scooby over Velma because obvious… 14 hours ago on velma +5
#64 - Well... Yeah 14 hours ago on Azura and Corrin. +13
#45 - Picture 07/22/2016 on Fucking Savage! +8
#134 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 07/21/2016 on Good idea facebook. +1
#136 - shunkahawolf (07/21/2016) [-]
HAVE AT YOU
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#147 - thegamegestapo (07/22/2016) [-]
I actually thought my original reference was quite subtle.

10/10, would weigh more than a duck again
#129 - Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just…  [+] (4 new replies) 07/21/2016 on Good idea facebook. +1
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#131 - shunkahawolf (07/21/2016) [-]
YOU FUCKED IT UP. ARTHUR SHOUTS "BE QUIET" FIRST FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#134 - gentlemanofbacon (07/21/2016) [-]
#136 - shunkahawolf (07/21/2016) [-]
HAVE AT YOU
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#147 - thegamegestapo (07/22/2016) [-]
I actually thought my original reference was quite subtle.

10/10, would weigh more than a duck again
#125 - [Angelic music plays... ] The Lady of the Lake, her arm …  [+] (6 new replies) 07/21/2016 on Good idea facebook. +1
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#127 - shunkahawolf (07/21/2016) [-]
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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#129 - gentlemanofbacon (07/21/2016) [-]
Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
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#131 - shunkahawolf (07/21/2016) [-]
YOU FUCKED IT UP. ARTHUR SHOUTS "BE QUIET" FIRST FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#134 - gentlemanofbacon (07/21/2016) [-]
#136 - shunkahawolf (07/21/2016) [-]
HAVE AT YOU
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#147 - thegamegestapo (07/22/2016) [-]
I actually thought my original reference was quite subtle.

10/10, would weigh more than a duck again
#122 - you don't vote for Kings  [+] (16 new replies) 07/21/2016 on Good idea facebook. +1
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#123 - shunkahawolf (07/21/2016) [-]
well howd you become king then?
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#126 - armageddonite (07/21/2016) [-]
Either nepotism or the seizure of power from a previous ruler.
#132 - shunkahawolf (07/21/2016) [-]
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#141 - armageddonite (07/22/2016) [-]
If you were looking for some game of thrones reference, I've never seen the show.
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#143 - shunkahawolf (07/22/2016) [-]
youre joking right?
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#149 - armageddonite (07/22/2016) [-]
Nope. Dead serous.
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#150 - shunkahawolf (07/23/2016) [-]
youve never seen monty python?
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#151 - armageddonite (23 hours ago) [-]
Oh, I've seen Monty python. Just never saw GoT.
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#152 - shunkahawolf (23 hours ago) [-]
ok? noone was talking about GoT
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#125 - gentlemanofbacon (07/21/2016) [-]
[Angelic music plays... ]
The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur. THAT is why I am your king.
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#127 - shunkahawolf (07/21/2016) [-]
Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
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#129 - gentlemanofbacon (07/21/2016) [-]
Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

Oh but if I went 'round sayin' I was Emperor, just because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away.
User avatar
#131 - shunkahawolf (07/21/2016) [-]
YOU FUCKED IT UP. ARTHUR SHOUTS "BE QUIET" FIRST FUCKING NORMIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
#134 - gentlemanofbacon (07/21/2016) [-]
#136 - shunkahawolf (07/21/2016) [-]
HAVE AT YOU
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#147 - thegamegestapo (07/22/2016) [-]
I actually thought my original reference was quite subtle.

10/10, would weigh more than a duck again
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