later. thanks mate.

ME?!

Yes, You, You're looking mighty fine this evening darling.

I hope you mean fine as in not sick or stylish and not something "weird".

Fine as in I wouldn't mind taking you out on a date fine. Just to show off how fine you are.

I think youre a bit late on the whole date thing, valentine's was a week ago.
and after numerous failures nobody spent it with me

I still don't need a silly holiday to tell you how lovely you are. I could do that everyday.
Well atleast you tired I never bothered.

So what have you been planning recently other than that tattoo you had recently?
I was told I'm sweet but you know, no success. roses cost a ******* too.

Honestly... nothing I'm just waiting until September to get into University.

You never know something good might happen soon. Life in unpredictable and strange remember a girlfriend isn't something you get just because you want one. On valentine's day I normally spent over £250 each year. Feels good that I don't need to spend that much anymore.

I'm still a kid so I'm just trying to settle what I'll do when i finish highschool next month.
Hopefully I'll be accepted into an airforce university where I'll be able to get a degree and hopefully get a career out of.
I think of valentine's day more innocently, rather than getting a date and a significant other, id rather just spend time with people of the opposite sex. too bad i failed.
University, huh?

Well you've still got time don't rush your choices and then go on to do something you will regret. If that's what you really want to do then go for it I mean sitting around doing nothing won't get you anywhere in life.

When I still had a GF I liked valentine's day, it's was the only time of the year I got kinky sex.

Yeah still can't believe someone like me is finally getting in.

It's definitely the best choice I can do in my life currently, If I get accepted, I'll be set up for life with a good degree that could get me far.
Atleast you had a girlfriend. eh, oh well, valentines is over. I thought of sending messages to everyone i know on the web, but i chickened out.
What do you mean "finally"? Is it that difficult to get into uni?

Good Luck man.
You mean FJ or facebook or something along those lines?

I never got in last year after I finished college, but I applied again this year and thankfully I got in.

Thanks, tough times are comin' so I need it.
FJ.
Do you know what to expect when you get there?

Well if it makes you feel better you won't be the only one.
Like serious or just joking around?
A lot of studying, hard work, no free time and hardly any sleep. Like college just a lot more work. AHAHAHA **** .

We'll be fine.
joking around, although I can say for sure that im very fond of my friends here. its sorta like wishing a happy holiday, really.
Why do I get the distinct feeling you'll be fine? I mean, I'm sure youll have a tough time, but you'll pull through, hopefully.

Coming back here like (Moment of silence) " ***** we made it"
Nothing says happy holidays like "heres to you being alone for another year"

You think I'll be fine? Damn you have a better mindset than me.

pffffft who needs a gf when youve got fj huh? hahahaha........ eh...

call it a friend's intuition. and im told im very negative. i just dont think failure is an option to either of us, unless its not up to us. theres no reason to give up, is there?

Yeah but both is certainly better.

Then sometimes it's good to stay that way because if something happens you can't exactly say "I never saw that coming". I honestly don't think I'm gonna make it past the 3rd or 4th year if I do then I certainly have some sort of angel on my side for once but then again I'll wait and see. The only reason people give up is because they don't want to achieve their goals they set out for themselves IMO.

thankfully im not looking for a girlfriend.

A life goal will probably satisfy a lot of people once they have that certain target they want to achieve. a lot of people would also prefer to lead a comfortable life without fulfilling those dreams. but who cares about other people? right now weve gotta focus on whats in front of us. and if we really want to continue, then theres really no reason to stop now. unless, again, as ive said if its not up to us.
unfortuneatly i found myself at such a problem recently. i may not be accepted. its really a 50/50 chance. a gamble. if i get in, im all set. if not, ill just have to suck it up.
sounds bad, but ill make it through. and im sure that youll think of something too.
anyway, i gotta go, goodnight. we could talk another time, but right now i gotta split.
maybe ill continue this conversation if youd like at another time. see ya.

They're just look for you that's why. haha

I suppose most people just want to live their life by just getting by, I mean most of us don't just want to be that cog in the machine some of us want to make something of ourself, make it memorable even if that means working your ass off until you finally get to where you want to be. I mean my goals are simple "be successful" and "Go to japan atleast once" and then the usual get married and have kids etc etc but not matter how far I got I always want to remember I was once a guy who had to work at mcdonalds just to pay his rent you know there was never a time when I was better than anyone else.

Fair enough you might not get in but if it's what you really want to do. Then you just keeping trying. Not much else I can say after that.

Good Night buddy I'll speak to you tomorrow.

Again, I gotta reply to this comment.

C-cry..? Princess..? I'm not sure how I feel about this..

Very scared.

Wh-what exactly are you gonna do to me..?! Dont you dare lay a finger on me..!
I MEAN IT! GO AWAY!

;-;

No fingers well this just makes it easier for me.

It's just a phrase. and do you mean, "It"?!

Such a cute gif.

Of course.

It is sweet need to remind myself to watch bullet black

This took a cuter turn than I expected. Good.

So cute~

You have been sentenced to death by moe.

Atleast I'll be happy before I die. Unlike before, Whereas I was gonna die butthurt.

yay cutee

Mhmm

I see you had a change of heart. Am I clear of all charges?

**goldendarknessx looks down** Of course.... uh sorry about you're lawyer.

It's ok, Hes also invinsible. He was once hit by a car and he went 30 feet into the air and all he got was a sore throat. He also fell down to a lake of death and got out only with a cold. Its ok. No prob. You dont even have to pay the medical bill.

Wooo~

Yayyyy~

Are you running out of ideas too? ._.

Yeah kinda but don't worry there will always be next time.

Okie dokie. Cya, and goodnight!
This is just a background. Bye.

Sweet dreams man.

**genocidalgenesis sighs in relief** Ah, So I'll be more protected. Good. I had suspicions It would have been something else. Something more.. sinister. Thankfully, I was wrong!

I had to restart at this comment so I replied to this. Also thanks for the tip!

Mhh yes we can make it more sinister for you if you'd like.

No problem you should really get linked to a guide on this stuff as soon as you sign up for FJ or some **** .

Th-thats not what I meant! I-I meant that my past assumptions were wrong and that I'm relieved to know th-that I uh.. uhh... Crud. Can't I atleast get a lawyer? Reduce sentence? Maybe?

Guide? Sign up? Arent I already signed up? ._.

Sure you can get your sentence reduced for good behaviour.

I know. but we should be given it too.

**genocidalgenesis gulps** "Good behaviour"? I have a bad feeling about this..! Aww yiss..!

I agree, most of these things arent just obvious.

Do some "sexual favours" and your sentence will be reduced by half.

Very true.

**genocidalgenesis 's eyes widen** Uhh... I wasnt expecting that.. Is my chasity in trouble..?

Chasity in this case refers to a certain hole o_o

Well to make a long story short we will try to fill up every single one of you're holes. Hell we might even make some new ones.

Yeah, Well, I'm not coming down without a fight! Why am I the one who's holes have to be filled..?!

;-; ill use guns

You want to get out don't cha?

We use ours too.

To dinner? Yeah, It would make hella lot more sense. You cant just jump to bed without a date first. you're treat, of course!

I am turning the tide like a goddamn wave surfer.

One more crack like that prisoner and we'll let the other inmates have their way with you.

Didnt we establish that everyone has guns? Also, I got a lawyer.

Im not coming down that easily!

**goldendarknessx shoots genocidalgenesis's lawyer** Not anymore you don't.

Yeah but you'll be making us come easily.

PHOENIX, NO! HOW COULD YOU?! But thats ok, I got another person who'll help me.
And hes immune to bullets! I'm not gonna give up, not yet! not never!

eh? come? ^_^"

He's only gold... these blades can cut through anything.

Yep you better be ready.

Nah, I mean.. hes immortal. This was him after he got turned into gold. Then he just appeared out of nowhere just fine. So it doesnt matter whatever youll do to him. He'll live.
And even if he somehow fails, I still have another plan!! ILL NEVER FALL DOWN!!!

please no ;-;

**goldendarknessx pushes genocidal** huehuehue never fall down huh?

It's not gonna be very effective if I just get up. Just gimme a sec..

not ready ;_;

Me!

Yes you. What do you have to say for you'reself!?

I'm not sure, What do I have to say?

Why you're not guilty of such crimes.

Crimes? What crimes? The only crime I'm guilty of is over-zealous replying!

Well it says here that you have done much worse than you say.

What is this crime I'm being accused of? I swear I'm innocent!

Well you see I can't wrap my head around this one either. you're being accused of the crime "thumbing up too much"

Sorry, It's just that I think all my friends deserved to be thumbed up.
In you're case its different, Because everything you upload (including comments) is just too good.

So you confess to your crimes?

Yes...?

**goldendarknessx cuffs genocidalgenesis**

Me and you are going to be together forever.. I mean you're going away for a long time pal.

That's hawt.. I mean, Uh, Oh no, Please no!

S-Saucy devil.. You like it don't you.


In all seriousness I'm just RPing a bit. I appreciate what you do man keep you the good work.

Maybe~?

I've never RP'd before, and to be honest, I'm running out of reaction pics!

Don't worry you'll plenty of that in prison.

If you're good at RPing you don't need reaction pictures.

P-P-Prison?! I thought we were going to a detention center! Maybe have some alone time..
Oh nooooo!

Don't worry I'll make sure the warden gives you special treatment.

*gulp* Ah crap. Wait, What do you mean "special"...?

How do I do the thing with the *gen does this* in blue text?

Well if you so happen to drop the soap he'll shoot anyone that will try anything.

* me does something * You do that without the spaces and it needs to be at the start of the comment

love you

thank you!

hello. what are you doing on my profile?

don't remember

uhhhhhhhhh

omygosh its galil from upotte!!

yeahhhhhh so cuuuuuuute

Ngh...

im sorry worthy .. or should i say.. UNworthy?

**edgeworthy rolls 94** I'm still miles away from beeing UNworthy!

That pun. Brilliant. You have shown your worth.

Goddamnit!

oh worthy..

**edgeworthy rolls 90** Well then I'll take my leave!

PLEASE WORTHY DONT LEAVE.
youre always welcome on my profile.
I also loved your appearance in dual destinies.

**edgeworthy rolls 02** Psssssst. Don't spoil it. I'm exactly right before that will happen. Had to play my second game with bad translations first.

oh ok. i heard that went well too, but i am too lazy to play that because, bad translations and all. hope it doesnt come too much of a shock to me.

It will come. It will. And when it's there, I'll play it again. And again. Until the first "case" makes sense.

What, its confusing or something? Elaborate.

Can't tell. The translation is THAT bad.

OH WOW.
I feel sorry for you. I really am. Having to go through that.
IM SORRY MILES.
THE PAIN YOUVE WENT THROUGH.

Nah. I just looked at pictures of myself, and was cheered up again.
Still, I want to know the plot though...

*earthquake* oh no...

*hides* *blackout* *chaos*

OH GOD NO WHAT HAVE I DONE.

MILES! MILES!!
EDGEWORTH NOO

**edgeworthy rolls 99** Wha...

That was the most epic dream I ever head. there were dubs in it.

Amazing job edgeworth!!

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

See? i started writing weird again. Must've been Wright...

I have to posted many times. I'll take my leave for today.
I thank you for the kind words!

There you go. Even while sleeping I get dubs.

I knew that would happen. I just didn't wanted to believe...

what were you tryina do

**zameckis rolls 684,394,487**

vat is goin onn

just bored
what are you up to?

wondering what the **** to do. being bored sucks. atleast nothing bad is happening.

let's rob a bank

whyyyy? dyou need money or somethin, i got a buddy who has a buddy who has a buddy whose uncle has a buddy that likes rob banks and have money.y

sounds like a good buddy eh
hahaha

got any good jokes? i suck with humor.

i also suck at jokes
damn

.. idk what to say so..
i drew this.

looks sugoi!
better than what i can draw.
i can't even draw a stick figure properly.
you sure like pokemon a lot, don't you, genocidalgeneses?

now i think about it, your usernaem is 2long
wut ez ye nicknaem?

Gen. just call me Gen.
and it took me like an hour to make that paint picture due to bad hand motorics.

hiya

no

no what?

*roll picture(

dunnoh, brain derped somehow

you pulled a prank on so many people on the hentai board.

haha that one eh, how is it?
makes you want to fap?

makes me want to quit going on the internet.
this is EXACTLY why i dont trust flat-chests.

oh come on, it's not that bad.
but if you really hate it , i offer you my apologize then.

no, its not that bad.
im like, immune to this sorta this, seeing as my sibling likes to draw gay ***** porn and then show it to me.
it was pretty hilarious to see all the other comments though.

do show your sibling draw pls.

i do not have their premission. i do have this though, they drew this.

looks much better than what i can do.
they should train to be a mangaka/doujinshi artist

they left the whole anime/hentai thing a few years ago.
now they draw for their own amusement and their followers and friends.
and please dont encourage them to draw even MORE porn, im gonna get sick and tired of it sometime soon.

.,.,.,
don't tell me you are not into hentai?

summersaulttttttttttttttttttttttt

im talking about GAY hentai.
you cant really be into gay hentai unless youre gay.
so.. yeah.
i really like hentai, generally. so many art styles, stories..
JUST SIMPLY AMAZING

to be honest
i find most yaoi hentai are feely and plot wise,
unlike normal hentai that usually have pleb story and sudden sox scenes.

you see, thats what i used to think too, but then i saw a lot of gay hentai porn.
when someone's horny, they dont usually care about story or plot. just the fap material.
im not gonna look at yaoi or gay porn or gay hentai soon.

wut

that message was a mistake. ive deleted it. now nobody will ever know.

muhahahahha

ZAM, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

magic

howve you been

sleepy
yourself?

sleepy as well.
ill go to sleep as soon as this convo ends.

well then, good night

WAIT NO ZAM I WANNA TALK

heh, is that so?

*illegible mumbling*

yes. WHATS SO FUNNY?

nothing
what do you want to talk about?

make it quick, i'm about to offline in few moment
it's actually 4AM here

oh ok then. you can go to sleep.
good night :3

sorry, i will make it up somehow tomorrow

ish okeh

your comment reminds me that i forgot to turn on skype for a long time.
darn.
sorry. how are you?

don't sweat it

it's 1 AM already here, kinda bored

how's your day?

terrible. didnt sleep due to nightmares.
have been depressed the whole day.
thankfully, everything got better in the afternoon.
happy new year?

maybe freddy is on for your ass
hahahaha, better watch out

depressed? why? don't hesitate to share, maybe it will makes you feel better

it's noisy, i hate it, fvckin new year

im depressed because of i have nightmares.
nightmares are like the bane of my existence. i just cannot deal with them.
mostly because i consider dreams to be pure, and they are the soul and core of our brains.
why dont you like new years? 2014, this is a tough world, but atleast we get to see another year come by.

ah i see
i tend to forget dreams like, after a minute or two
so, it's rare for me for a dream to effect me

what are you up to?

im not up to anything, to be honest, im trying to relax EVEN MORE by playing casual games and by watching youtube vids.
its true that dreams are usually forgotten soon after waking up, but dreams are projecting the imagination that your brain is capable of. pretty amazing.
ive looking into the shin megami tensei series more, intially because of persona. ive been mainly looking at Devil Survivor 1 and 2.

ah i see
apology for late reply, something pop up back then

i haven't played persona personally, tell me how is it later

hello, whats up, zameckis?

such fast reply, i kinda worried now

checking non non biyori mango,
yourself?

well, im browsing funnyjunk, watching youtube. hiding dead bodies, trying to heal my injured leg. so yeah not much.
forget the third one.

ah. just put it on freezer if you have no idea about what to do.

WHAT THE ****
you see thats what i was thinking, but it just wouldnt fit.
anything new with you? is everything ok? injured? ill? sick?

i would post more, but i think i will get vanned for posting dead bodies mutilated.

ice cream freezer works like miracle, chop it to 6 pieces.

nothing new so far, my life's getting better at the moment, but who knows
maybe storm will hit me again.
yourself?

same old, same old. new game came out that i couldnt afford (phoenix wright). watched an amazing walkthrough of by one of my favourite youtubers.
Nothing much has happened lately, just general failure everywhere. but thats to be expected. nothing interesting ever happens. maybe thats a good thing though.

oh, ace attorney?
i don't know that he is from gaem, tell me how is it?
care to link a preview game play of it?
i'm still wondering about how do attorney gaem will looks.

Ace attorney, Justice for all, Trials and tribulations, Apollo justice, Dual desitinies.
all previous games were in DS, the new game (dual destinies) in 3DS.
New game looks fantastic, 3D models, new lovable characters, playthrough was great.
He also played the DLC case. Youtuber's name is ZSlyser.

i want vidya not text
2lazy2gugel

Okay then. Heres the video. The first one from the walkthrough. No commentary.

do you stay on skype?

skype? i dont use it much, but i do have one. you wanna have it? just search my name.

i do stay there quite frequent, and i believe it's far more convenience to talk over there.
do tell your moniker on skype realms

moniker? you know, sometimes i cant tell what you mean..
whats your main language..? i seem to forget. or you didnt tell me, but i assume its my memory's fault.

moniker = name

are you on skype at the moment?
let's just meet up there

yeah im online, but i am going to delete the comment that shows my username just in case somebody sees it..

whats this? commenting on my profile with one word? alright then, ill play along.
hi

what? are you meaning to ask who or how am I..?

Oh ok then.
I am Gen, this is my profile. I am a person who sometimes comments on funnyjunk.
I am doing fine, thanks for asking, how are you?

I dont really like anything that has a flavour that resembles mint. Or gum, to be honest..

Eight? You mean, 8 gums at once? What the heck, thats a lot!

Mint Flavoured Chocolate? How come I never heard of this..?

So its not gum. Alright. Chocolate. Mint. I dont like mint. I can assume that you do.

Like chocolate. It doesnt sound good. Is there a type of chocolate that you really like? Or brand, maybe? or just taste..?

What about chocolate with M&Ms in it. CHOCOLATE WITHIN CHOCOLATE. BOOM!
What about orange chocolate? (basically chocolate with orange flavour)

What about Milky Way? (im not sure how its called) It takes sooo good.

I know right? It tastes so good, I remember the first time I had one.
My family and I were in the airport and we went to this market thing in it (or whatever) and when we got it back after we came back home, it tasted so amazing!

I will awkwardly continue the conversation from here.
you were talking about how you masturbate to your glorious self. i can see what you mean.
practice is very important so uh.. good job?
by the way, theres something i want to discuss. im sorry i dont post pictures with my comments.

do tell

SHOULD I POST PICTURES WITH MY COMMENTS?
i mean, i see its appeal, but i cant afford to keep any pictures at this computer.

wut?
"heres something i want to discuss."
#100 mean to reply that phrase
about not using pictures, is alright, nobody forbid it

MsAsdasdasd

oh, you still alive

how do you do?
it's been awhile

Yeah, its kinda great that im still alive.
Im fine, thanks for asking, youre right, it has been a while.
how are you? isnt it summer vacation..?

we have nothing like that here
it's only rain and dry season, the only holidays we got is due religious ceremony and national days, fuk it

i'm doing pretty good if i must say for myself, thanks for asking

anything new?

considering that i have started a new journey since i slowly leave the interweb for around 5-6 months, many things is new
but if i told you, it's gonna be a long talk about my boring days, so
your tiem will be wasted on many trivial things that maybe, is nothing worth your attention,

let's talk about something else

what are you doing lately?

actually, id be interested in hearing about your days.
What's new? nothing really, still browsing funnyjunk, i finally got around to watching "The melancholy of haruhi suzumiya".. nothing much. How about you?

well, i already warn you

due some family issues, i'm on my own since around feb/march
so i started things from zero again,
move out to somekind of remote village
and somehow ended up being a teacher at nearby middle school
and i bought new keyboard because i want to improve my play ability
that's it if i must make it a tl;dr version i guess

are doing ok? like.. health and.. mentally and physically?
also, is that naoto? i didnt know you like persona 4.

yup, from persona 4
you kidding? i make a vidya of me playing a song from persona back then

short memory sucks at times like these. ill go check it out again.
did you watch the animation? gameplay vanilla or golden? or maybe everything? what did you think of it?

wrong copy paste, sorry pc derped somehow

i lied
never play it
some of my fronds do though
and random frond asked me to play a song or two from it
i do think they have good bgm

i was about to comment, but then i forgot the name of the song, so i had to search through youtube, and then you commented. you played it pretty well so..
Have you really not atleast seen gameplay of it? you surely have seen the anime, right?
If you have time to spare, i have a good playlist that consists of 200+ videos of persona 4 gameplay. The animation is like a tl;dr version, yet it missed a couple of things.
i dont mind your choice.

ah, right, i haven't put it at youtube eh
wait, i put it on, it's on my new keyboard, kinda well done if i must say for myself
i happen to save it on my flashdisk

nope, haven't seen it also

I found the song's name, its called Dream Melody.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOeZ1UiUEBU

yup yup
that song

You dont mind me subscribing, do ya?
btw, said before that youre quitting the internet? what? how? explain please.

wut, you just happen to replenish my memory bout that vidya
i occasionally record myself playing some songs
for personal uses etc

"persona" uses?
but seriously, what do you use them for?

i occasionally fap to my glorious self
and for practices

good, how are you?

sleepy
anything new so far?

well, ive finished watching pokemon. and now i have to wait for new episodes. every week.
this whole waiting thing isnt new, but its getting kind of annoying..
anything new with you?

enjoying it?

as for me, i have nothing worth to mention
so, sorry

the show itself is pretty fun. kinda.

theres no need to apologize, not finding new is completely normal.
sorry i havent talked with you for a while.

well, it is saturday today. I'm staying home and I dont go out frquently so..
The funnyjunk is most likely to stay open if so.

2/3

after i endlessly wondering around
a gurl appears, she hand me a gun
suddenly another gurl appears, they both get into a fight
i tried to help the first gurl, tried to fire the gun
but it somehow jammed, no matter how much i tried
after countless tried, it's finally fired
i hit the second gurl, but it's just scratch wound to her

cont


hm.,., no replies, mebe you got bored already eh?
okay.png

im not replying yet cuz im reading and listening. please continue.

3/3

i hit her
she give me death look
she chase me, i run
she tackle me, i crumble
as i fall, spaghetti falling out of my pocket
i tried to hide it, she saw
she shoot my hand, revealing the spaghetti falling out of my pockets

spaghetti? ok I dont even know now. I was following pretty well until then too..
You know what? I'm just not gonna question it. Its just so random.. I mean seriously, spaghetti?
What do you think it means..?

fvck, forgot to add some lines, the 3/3 story is a lie, it's just .,.,
old way to fvcked up a story , nevermind the 3/3