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- It's alright, I thought it was funny.
- I'm afraid that someday someone will be giving me a blowjob an…
I have this one irrational fear about someone giving me a blowjob and then LITERALLY giving me a blowjob. They'll be sucking me off one minute and then they'll literally blow air into my peehole and cause an internal rupture.
It freaks me out every time I think about it.
i'm afraid that one day i'll get a blowjob
It can be frightening, some girls are told it is sexy to use teeth or some guys actually like it or something. Be sure to let yours know that you don't like it or you might get a nasty surprise and end up with a horrible new years story like me.
*roll image* go on...
What the new year's story?
Well new years of 2000 the big Y2K scare was going on. I am partying with my buddy and his girlfriend and their friend who had a giant crush on me.
By the time the ball is dropping I am convinced for some reason
drugs and alcohol
that the television is going to explode so I am crawling along the floor and go into the first room I see and climb into the bed.
Of course it happens to be the crazy girls bedroom and a few minutes later she walks in but I am pretty out of it. Next thing I know I wake up to my dangly bits in her mouth.
I sit there for a second going well.....might as well see how good she is its already this far, but before long she kept trying teeth on it and for some reason I decide the best way to make her stop is to lean over the side of her bed and projectile vomit all over her wall and floor.
At this point my friends girlfriend swings the door open with him right behind her since she is drunk and he is sober as he had to watch the kids. Her jaw drops and he says OH SHIT and starts laughing and I reach for them as if to say help me!!! (I realize later they thought I was offering them to join and they took off).
She finally realizes something happened and stops and tries to ignore it and tries to climb on top of me and I roll her off of me since she is pretty wasted too. She crawls into the bathroom and a few minutes later I hear a BANG *CRACK*.
The next day apparently I find out she fell and broke her nose on the toilet and then told her parents she may have had sex with me and might need a morning after pill. Sorting that all out sucked balls but my friend let me borrow Donkey Kong Country that night so all in all it turned out pretty sweet aside from killer tvs toothy blowjobs and psycho women.
No relevant images have a random file from my folder.
you don't have to be afraid then
sorry m8, had to do it
It's alright, I thought it was funny.
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Yes, yes I am. The Iron, The Switch, and The Broom Closet.
it's a real thing.
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