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#9 - I'll take 20  [+] (15 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Some pictures I took +1
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#10 - jdizill (10/29/2014) [-]
ask and you shall receive
User avatar #24 - generaltao (10/29/2014) [-]
im guessing you live in colorado
#30 - jdizill (10/29/2014) [-]
i can stop if you want?
#27 - jdizill (10/29/2014) [-]
I interned with the bureau of Indian affairs in Wyoming and took an ass of pictures.
User avatar #29 - generaltao (10/29/2014) [-]
haha i cans ee that
#7 - its not like im begging for thumbs or like hey please donate t…  [+] (7 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Some pictures I took 0
#8 - sinery (10/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - generaltao (10/29/2014) [-]
i mean if you really wanna be a dick about it i could go to each spot that i took these photos and put up like a fj time stamp they are all in location of where i live so it wouldn't be heard to do
#16 - sinery (10/29/2014) [-]
It's not about whether the pictures are yours or not.
User avatar #19 - generaltao (10/29/2014) [-]
thats what your initial comment was stating
#22 - sinery (10/29/2014) [-]
You mean to tell me that the subject has changed since?
User avatar #26 - generaltao (10/29/2014) [-]
yeah now were on to the fact that you sir are being a troll. this is my last comment on this
#28 - sinery (10/29/2014) [-]
And you made a comment just to say that?
#4 - you are aware i just wanted to share these photos with other p…  [+] (9 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Some pictures I took 0
User avatar #5 - sinery (10/29/2014) [-]
Sharing random armature photos with strangers on the internet - you sure you're not just attention whoring?
User avatar #7 - generaltao (10/29/2014) [-]
its not like im begging for thumbs or like hey please donate to much page bro its just pictures your thinking way to much into this and are a troll but good try.
#8 - sinery (10/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - generaltao (10/29/2014) [-]
i mean if you really wanna be a dick about it i could go to each spot that i took these photos and put up like a fj time stamp they are all in location of where i live so it wouldn't be heard to do
#16 - sinery (10/29/2014) [-]
It's not about whether the pictures are yours or not.
User avatar #19 - generaltao (10/29/2014) [-]
thats what your initial comment was stating
#22 - sinery (10/29/2014) [-]
You mean to tell me that the subject has changed since?
User avatar #26 - generaltao (10/29/2014) [-]
yeah now were on to the fact that you sir are being a troll. this is my last comment on this
#28 - sinery (10/29/2014) [-]
And you made a comment just to say that?
#2 - different phones through the years sorry i did say what each p…  [+] (11 new replies) 10/29/2014 on Some pictures I took 0
User avatar #3 - sinery (10/29/2014) [-]
You are aware that this isn't Facebook, right?
User avatar #4 - generaltao (10/29/2014) [-]
you are aware i just wanted to share these photos with other people right? i mean you know what the fuck is sharing good for anyways?
User avatar #5 - sinery (10/29/2014) [-]
Sharing random armature photos with strangers on the internet - you sure you're not just attention whoring?
User avatar #7 - generaltao (10/29/2014) [-]
its not like im begging for thumbs or like hey please donate to much page bro its just pictures your thinking way to much into this and are a troll but good try.
#8 - sinery (10/29/2014) [-]
User avatar #11 - generaltao (10/29/2014) [-]
i mean if you really wanna be a dick about it i could go to each spot that i took these photos and put up like a fj time stamp they are all in location of where i live so it wouldn't be heard to do
#16 - sinery (10/29/2014) [-]
It's not about whether the pictures are yours or not.
User avatar #19 - generaltao (10/29/2014) [-]
thats what your initial comment was stating
#22 - sinery (10/29/2014) [-]
You mean to tell me that the subject has changed since?
User avatar #26 - generaltao (10/29/2014) [-]
yeah now were on to the fact that you sir are being a troll. this is my last comment on this
#28 - sinery (10/29/2014) [-]
And you made a comment just to say that?
#9 - well **** sounds like things are going atleast ok… 10/13/2014 on Work 0
#7 - I personally Lol'd at the Mr. Rogers pic 10/13/2014 on Work 0
#6 - dude....just stay out of jail. sell that **** on …  [+] (2 new replies) 10/13/2014 on Work 0
User avatar #8 - immatakeaduty (10/13/2014) [-]
I plan on never going back to jail, that was when I was 17. But, I appreciate the sentiment homie.
#9 - generaltao (10/13/2014) [-]
well shit sounds like things are going atleast okay for you! dude congrats on the the gf part. Its about 3 years since i had a gf still cant get over the last one. Congrats on the ikkle behbeh i hope he/she is born healthy! you get a awesome sticker for the day!
#4 - Sounds like your a call center kinda guy. i did that **… 10/13/2014 on Work +1
#59 - Man would you look at that.......marshal amp! you know they pu…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/13/2014 on cute girl +1
User avatar #66 - darksideofthebeast (10/13/2014) [-]
I doubt it. Especially if they're not even using it.
On top of that, a REALLY good Marshall amp is like 3-5k $, that's cheap for big musicians.
#3810 - **generaltao rolled image ** 05/29/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
#3809 - **generaltao rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 05/29/2014 on Your future wife/hubby 0
#3810 - generaltao (05/29/2014) [-]
**generaltao rolled image**
#2 - well **** you to bitch 12/28/2013 on ned 0
#2 - woah holy **** i just seen that. Thats racially scary. 12/12/2013 on whats in the backround +1
#216 - hardcore walrus warefare. 12/02/2013 on Mine's Maximum Thong Assault 0
#23 - **** you live in iowa? same here man pm me where … 11/04/2013 on car 0
#21 - plus bikes get bitches 11/04/2013 on car +1
#20 - only problem with that for me is the damn weather here its abo…  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2013 on car +1
#22 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
Yep, the biggest enemy of bikes is winter in Iowa too. I try my best to maintain and prepare the car during summer because I know I will have to use it in winter.
Here's the Saturn I never want to see again.
User avatar #23 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
shit you live in iowa? same here man pm me where you are from
#18 - haha yeah im gonna stuck til i get loan to get a new one becau…  [+] (5 new replies) 11/04/2013 on car +1
#19 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
My first bike was only $500 and motorcycles can get in everywhere and get close parking to every building. Parking permit and insurance was cheap too. And there was the fun of getting excellent gas mileage ind cruising around for the hell of it.
User avatar #21 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
plus bikes get bitches
User avatar #20 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
only problem with that for me is the damn weather here its about winter and that means -20 and snow other i would got a rocket a long long time ago better on fuel and cheaper to own and easy to maintain
#22 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
Yep, the biggest enemy of bikes is winter in Iowa too. I try my best to maintain and prepare the car during summer because I know I will have to use it in winter.
Here's the Saturn I never want to see again.
User avatar #23 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
shit you live in iowa? same here man pm me where you are from
#16 - eh yeah thats true i guess is is prospective on what your doin…  [+] (7 new replies) 11/04/2013 on car +1
#17 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
It also helps that I have never been transportationless. I've had a bike to ride whenever I've done work on a car. I can see how your frustration would increase exponentially without that.
#18 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
haha yeah im gonna stuck til i get loan to get a new one because college ate all my savings
#19 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
My first bike was only $500 and motorcycles can get in everywhere and get close parking to every building. Parking permit and insurance was cheap too. And there was the fun of getting excellent gas mileage ind cruising around for the hell of it.
User avatar #21 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
plus bikes get bitches
User avatar #20 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
only problem with that for me is the damn weather here its about winter and that means -20 and snow other i would got a rocket a long long time ago better on fuel and cheaper to own and easy to maintain
#22 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
Yep, the biggest enemy of bikes is winter in Iowa too. I try my best to maintain and prepare the car during summer because I know I will have to use it in winter.
Here's the Saturn I never want to see again.
User avatar #23 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
shit you live in iowa? same here man pm me where you are from
#14 - same here this is my first car and its just been a pain in the…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/04/2013 on car +1
#15 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
I think when you HAVE to do something to your car, it's a pain in the ass.
When you WANT to do something to your car (because it's awesome or before you HAVE to) it's fun.
It's the difference between "WHAT THE HELL, why did they use this little dip-shitty piece?" and "HAHA, look at this little dip-shitty thingy they used"
I still never learned what this is actually called, 'brake line' maybe?
#16 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
eh yeah thats true i guess is is prospective on what your doing to it and when
#17 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
It also helps that I have never been transportationless. I've had a bike to ride whenever I've done work on a car. I can see how your frustration would increase exponentially without that.
#18 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
haha yeah im gonna stuck til i get loan to get a new one because college ate all my savings
#19 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
My first bike was only $500 and motorcycles can get in everywhere and get close parking to every building. Parking permit and insurance was cheap too. And there was the fun of getting excellent gas mileage ind cruising around for the hell of it.
User avatar #21 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
plus bikes get bitches
User avatar #20 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
only problem with that for me is the damn weather here its about winter and that means -20 and snow other i would got a rocket a long long time ago better on fuel and cheaper to own and easy to maintain
#22 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
Yep, the biggest enemy of bikes is winter in Iowa too. I try my best to maintain and prepare the car during summer because I know I will have to use it in winter.
Here's the Saturn I never want to see again.
User avatar #23 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
shit you live in iowa? same here man pm me where you are from
#12 - well this ford is alright its 13 years old but it barely had 1…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/04/2013 on car +1
#13 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
I am a little biased toward Fords since I've owned a:
90 Mustang
98 Escort ZX2 (5spd)
96 Contour (5spd)
00 Explorer
03 Saturn Ion (5spd) (worst car I've owned)
02 Escort ZX2 (5spd) (pictured)
93 GMC Vandura
85 Kawasaki ZN700
02 Kawasaki ZR750H
09 Suzuki GS500
Since I'm cheap, I've only had to pay more than $3000 one for the 98 ZX2.
Bikes are much easier to work on, but they don't really count in this discussion.
Also, I'm still in college, so haven't had too much experience or a real shot to do major work in.
#14 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
same here this is my first car and its just been a pain in the ass. i only paid like 2200 for it and im in college to so i know the feeling of being poor.
#15 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
I think when you HAVE to do something to your car, it's a pain in the ass.
When you WANT to do something to your car (because it's awesome or before you HAVE to) it's fun.
It's the difference between "WHAT THE HELL, why did they use this little dip-shitty piece?" and "HAHA, look at this little dip-shitty thingy they used"
I still never learned what this is actually called, 'brake line' maybe?
#16 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
eh yeah thats true i guess is is prospective on what your doing to it and when
#17 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
It also helps that I have never been transportationless. I've had a bike to ride whenever I've done work on a car. I can see how your frustration would increase exponentially without that.
#18 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
haha yeah im gonna stuck til i get loan to get a new one because college ate all my savings
#19 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
My first bike was only $500 and motorcycles can get in everywhere and get close parking to every building. Parking permit and insurance was cheap too. And there was the fun of getting excellent gas mileage ind cruising around for the hell of it.
User avatar #21 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
plus bikes get bitches
User avatar #20 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
only problem with that for me is the damn weather here its about winter and that means -20 and snow other i would got a rocket a long long time ago better on fuel and cheaper to own and easy to maintain
#22 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
Yep, the biggest enemy of bikes is winter in Iowa too. I try my best to maintain and prepare the car during summer because I know I will have to use it in winter.
Here's the Saturn I never want to see again.
User avatar #23 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
shit you live in iowa? same here man pm me where you are from
#10 - yeah i like to send **** to my buddies and be lik…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/04/2013 on car +1
#11 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
Fords aren't perfect, but they are better than anything else I've had.
Cheaper parts
Easier to work on
Parts tend to work longer for the price
...
Or at least that's my experience
#12 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
well this ford is alright its 13 years old but it barely had 114,000 miles on it. the engine is now knocking because it leaked out all its oil. I didn't even see a oil spot so i honestly had no idea otherwise i would of fixed it asap
#13 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
I am a little biased toward Fords since I've owned a:
90 Mustang
98 Escort ZX2 (5spd)
96 Contour (5spd)
00 Explorer
03 Saturn Ion (5spd) (worst car I've owned)
02 Escort ZX2 (5spd) (pictured)
93 GMC Vandura
85 Kawasaki ZN700
02 Kawasaki ZR750H
09 Suzuki GS500
Since I'm cheap, I've only had to pay more than $3000 one for the 98 ZX2.
Bikes are much easier to work on, but they don't really count in this discussion.
Also, I'm still in college, so haven't had too much experience or a real shot to do major work in.
#14 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
same here this is my first car and its just been a pain in the ass. i only paid like 2200 for it and im in college to so i know the feeling of being poor.
#15 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
I think when you HAVE to do something to your car, it's a pain in the ass.
When you WANT to do something to your car (because it's awesome or before you HAVE to) it's fun.
It's the difference between "WHAT THE HELL, why did they use this little dip-shitty piece?" and "HAHA, look at this little dip-shitty thingy they used"
I still never learned what this is actually called, 'brake line' maybe?
#16 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
eh yeah thats true i guess is is prospective on what your doing to it and when
#17 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
It also helps that I have never been transportationless. I've had a bike to ride whenever I've done work on a car. I can see how your frustration would increase exponentially without that.
#18 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
haha yeah im gonna stuck til i get loan to get a new one because college ate all my savings
#19 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
My first bike was only $500 and motorcycles can get in everywhere and get close parking to every building. Parking permit and insurance was cheap too. And there was the fun of getting excellent gas mileage ind cruising around for the hell of it.
User avatar #21 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
plus bikes get bitches
User avatar #20 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
only problem with that for me is the damn weather here its about winter and that means -20 and snow other i would got a rocket a long long time ago better on fuel and cheaper to own and easy to maintain
#22 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
Yep, the biggest enemy of bikes is winter in Iowa too. I try my best to maintain and prepare the car during summer because I know I will have to use it in winter.
Here's the Saturn I never want to see again.
User avatar #23 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
shit you live in iowa? same here man pm me where you are from
#8 - no this is just some of the **** thats gone wrong… 11/04/2013 on car +1
#5 - 1940 mosin if this thing is blow i will shoot this ****…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on car +2
#7 - wolfhaleytroncat (11/04/2013) [-]
enough proof for me,shoot that shit.
#2 - people who like cars jackass some people like to learn from ot…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/04/2013 on car +2
User avatar #4 - abritishmexican (11/04/2013) [-]
And? go to a different site for that dumbass this is funny junk and i see no funny in your pic. lol
#3 - wolfhaleytroncat (11/04/2013) [-]
i call bullshit
#5 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
1940 mosin if this thing is blow i will shoot this fucker and i may take my veper shotgun and just unleash slugs on it
#7 - wolfhaleytroncat (11/04/2013) [-]
enough proof for me,shoot that shit.
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#4 - hundredninjas (03/22/2011) [-]
not suppose to talk to a lady like that lol
not suppose to talk to a lady like that lol
User avatar #5 to #5 - generaltao (03/22/2011) [-]
haha are you the anon? if so im sorry
#6 to #6 - hundredninjas (03/22/2011) [-]
its ok i know anon's get a bad rap on FJ i should have known better lol

*Bro Fist*
#7 to #7 - generaltao (03/22/2011) [-]
hell yea they do. but still my kind lady please excuse the language and what is going to happen in the future *rape face*
#8 to #8 - hundredninjas (03/22/2011) [-]
just trying to give a pointer for next time sorry :(   
  
thank you for add
just trying to give a pointer for next time sorry :(

thank you for add
#9 to #9 - generaltao (03/22/2011) [-]
no problem. I will be posting more trolling stuff as the time goes on. so you thumb me i thumb you :)
#10 to #10 - hundredninjas (03/22/2011) [-]
yeah im bad i reply to every mass mail and thumb up and comment lol im one of the few people that i know that do that.
User avatar #11 to #11 - generaltao (04/02/2011) [-]
hey next time your on take a look at that new video i just posted.
#2 - deadguyseven (11/25/2010) [-]
just for the rucka rucka ali justin bieber thing you are my newest best friend on here  
  
  
i'll just leave this here for lol's
just for the rucka rucka ali justin bieber thing you are my newest best friend on here


i'll just leave this here for lol's
User avatar #3 to #3 - generaltao (11/25/2010) [-]
I gotta say I dont wanna take credit for it to much ruka ruka ali is the mastermind here I am just a pawn
User avatar #1 - ploppup (11/25/2010) [-]
The GLOW! The wonderful glow!! Can you no see it General?!
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