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#14 - same here this is my first car and its just been a pain in the…  [+] (9 new replies) 11/04/2013 on car +1
#15 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
I think when you HAVE to do something to your car, it's a pain in the ass.
When you WANT to do something to your car (because it's awesome or before you HAVE to) it's fun.
It's the difference between "WHAT THE HELL, why did they use this little dip-shitty piece?" and "HAHA, look at this little dip-shitty thingy they used"
I still never learned what this is actually called, 'brake line' maybe?
#16 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
eh yeah thats true i guess is is prospective on what your doing to it and when
#17 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
It also helps that I have never been transportationless. I've had a bike to ride whenever I've done work on a car. I can see how your frustration would increase exponentially without that.
#18 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
haha yeah im gonna stuck til i get loan to get a new one because college ate all my savings
#19 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
My first bike was only $500 and motorcycles can get in everywhere and get close parking to every building. Parking permit and insurance was cheap too. And there was the fun of getting excellent gas mileage ind cruising around for the hell of it.
User avatar #21 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
plus bikes get bitches
User avatar #20 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
only problem with that for me is the damn weather here its about winter and that means -20 and snow other i would got a rocket a long long time ago better on fuel and cheaper to own and easy to maintain
#22 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
Yep, the biggest enemy of bikes is winter in Iowa too. I try my best to maintain and prepare the car during summer because I know I will have to use it in winter.
Here's the Saturn I never want to see again.
User avatar #23 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
shit you live in iowa? same here man pm me where you are from
#12 - well this ford is alright its 13 years old but it barely had 1…  [+] (11 new replies) 11/04/2013 on car +1
#13 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
I am a little biased toward Fords since I've owned a:
90 Mustang
98 Escort ZX2 (5spd)
96 Contour (5spd)
00 Explorer
03 Saturn Ion (5spd) (worst car I've owned)
02 Escort ZX2 (5spd) (pictured)
93 GMC Vandura
85 Kawasaki ZN700
02 Kawasaki ZR750H
09 Suzuki GS500
Since I'm cheap, I've only had to pay more than $3000 one for the 98 ZX2.
Bikes are much easier to work on, but they don't really count in this discussion.
Also, I'm still in college, so haven't had too much experience or a real shot to do major work in.
#14 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
same here this is my first car and its just been a pain in the ass. i only paid like 2200 for it and im in college to so i know the feeling of being poor.
#15 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
I think when you HAVE to do something to your car, it's a pain in the ass.
When you WANT to do something to your car (because it's awesome or before you HAVE to) it's fun.
It's the difference between "WHAT THE HELL, why did they use this little dip-shitty piece?" and "HAHA, look at this little dip-shitty thingy they used"
I still never learned what this is actually called, 'brake line' maybe?
#16 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
eh yeah thats true i guess is is prospective on what your doing to it and when
#17 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
It also helps that I have never been transportationless. I've had a bike to ride whenever I've done work on a car. I can see how your frustration would increase exponentially without that.
#18 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
haha yeah im gonna stuck til i get loan to get a new one because college ate all my savings
#19 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
My first bike was only $500 and motorcycles can get in everywhere and get close parking to every building. Parking permit and insurance was cheap too. And there was the fun of getting excellent gas mileage ind cruising around for the hell of it.
User avatar #21 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
plus bikes get bitches
User avatar #20 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
only problem with that for me is the damn weather here its about winter and that means -20 and snow other i would got a rocket a long long time ago better on fuel and cheaper to own and easy to maintain
#22 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
Yep, the biggest enemy of bikes is winter in Iowa too. I try my best to maintain and prepare the car during summer because I know I will have to use it in winter.
Here's the Saturn I never want to see again.
User avatar #23 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
shit you live in iowa? same here man pm me where you are from
#10 - yeah i like to send **** to my buddies and be lik…  [+] (13 new replies) 11/04/2013 on car +1
#11 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
Fords aren't perfect, but they are better than anything else I've had.
Cheaper parts
Easier to work on
Parts tend to work longer for the price
...
Or at least that's my experience
#12 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
well this ford is alright its 13 years old but it barely had 114,000 miles on it. the engine is now knocking because it leaked out all its oil. I didn't even see a oil spot so i honestly had no idea otherwise i would of fixed it asap
#13 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
I am a little biased toward Fords since I've owned a:
90 Mustang
98 Escort ZX2 (5spd)
96 Contour (5spd)
00 Explorer
03 Saturn Ion (5spd) (worst car I've owned)
02 Escort ZX2 (5spd) (pictured)
93 GMC Vandura
85 Kawasaki ZN700
02 Kawasaki ZR750H
09 Suzuki GS500
Since I'm cheap, I've only had to pay more than $3000 one for the 98 ZX2.
Bikes are much easier to work on, but they don't really count in this discussion.
Also, I'm still in college, so haven't had too much experience or a real shot to do major work in.
#14 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
same here this is my first car and its just been a pain in the ass. i only paid like 2200 for it and im in college to so i know the feeling of being poor.
#15 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
I think when you HAVE to do something to your car, it's a pain in the ass.
When you WANT to do something to your car (because it's awesome or before you HAVE to) it's fun.
It's the difference between "WHAT THE HELL, why did they use this little dip-shitty piece?" and "HAHA, look at this little dip-shitty thingy they used"
I still never learned what this is actually called, 'brake line' maybe?
#16 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
eh yeah thats true i guess is is prospective on what your doing to it and when
#17 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
It also helps that I have never been transportationless. I've had a bike to ride whenever I've done work on a car. I can see how your frustration would increase exponentially without that.
#18 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
haha yeah im gonna stuck til i get loan to get a new one because college ate all my savings
#19 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
My first bike was only $500 and motorcycles can get in everywhere and get close parking to every building. Parking permit and insurance was cheap too. And there was the fun of getting excellent gas mileage ind cruising around for the hell of it.
User avatar #21 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
plus bikes get bitches
User avatar #20 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
only problem with that for me is the damn weather here its about winter and that means -20 and snow other i would got a rocket a long long time ago better on fuel and cheaper to own and easy to maintain
#22 - cjwers (11/04/2013) [-]
Yep, the biggest enemy of bikes is winter in Iowa too. I try my best to maintain and prepare the car during summer because I know I will have to use it in winter.
Here's the Saturn I never want to see again.
User avatar #23 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
shit you live in iowa? same here man pm me where you are from
#8 - no this is just some of the **** thats gone wrong… 11/04/2013 on car +1
#5 - 1940 mosin if this thing is blow i will shoot this ****…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2013 on car +2
#7 - wolfhaleytroncat (11/04/2013) [-]
enough proof for me,shoot that shit.
#2 - people who like cars jackass some people like to learn from ot…  [+] (4 new replies) 11/04/2013 on car +2
User avatar #4 - abritishmexican (11/04/2013) [-]
And? go to a different site for that dumbass this is funny junk and i see no funny in your pic. lol
#3 - wolfhaleytroncat (11/04/2013) [-]
i call bullshit
#5 - generaltao (11/04/2013) [-]
1940 mosin if this thing is blow i will shoot this fucker and i may take my veper shotgun and just unleash slugs on it
#7 - wolfhaleytroncat (11/04/2013) [-]
enough proof for me,shoot that shit.
#2 - god damn you rick roll  [+] (1 new reply) 10/27/2013 on Yeah baby 0
User avatar #3 - johrny (10/27/2013) [-]
Shhhh. Only dreams now.....
#1564 - .....im okay with this 08/31/2013 on Random Sex Roll 0
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User avatar #1564 - generaltao (08/31/2013) [-]
.....im okay with this
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#642 - i think she is the vampire that alucard makes in the anime hellsing  [+] (1 new reply) 07/20/2013 on My little game +2
User avatar #643 - sirnigga (07/20/2013) [-]
she oh then im ok with this thank you good sir
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#33 - i demand sauce <pic unrelated 07/13/2013 on title 0
#2 - i love you to my gay african american person 06/18/2013 on when people say there is... 0
#377 - "Maybe he's having a bad day," I elaborate, not beca… 06/17/2013 on Try it 0
#6 - My web creation teacher tried as hard as he could to fail me b… 06/07/2013 on problem? 1969 and today 0
#100 - i feel colored text is just the point we should realize that w… 06/05/2013 on GIMME DA COLOURED TEXT +1
#14 - indeed. We use to have this thing on bc2 called the circle of …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/28/2013 on bored 0
User avatar #15 - Nitsuin (05/28/2013) [-]
Lol that makes two of us man.
#12 - well the way the controls were setup in bad company was awesom…  [+] (3 new replies) 05/28/2013 on bored 0
User avatar #13 - Nitsuin (05/28/2013) [-]
I love the heli's on bf3, so from what you're saying I'm going to be obsessed with the ones from BC2
User avatar #14 - generaltao (05/28/2013) [-]
indeed. We use to have this thing on bc2 called the circle of death which was basically if you had a gunner you could spawn kill the shit out of the enemy's if their team really sucked. It was so great. I kinda feel like right now my text im leaving on here is making me sound like i might be that nerd meme
User avatar #15 - Nitsuin (05/28/2013) [-]
Lol that makes two of us man.
#10 - indeed. The game has many twist that you'll be like OMG WTF!?!…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/28/2013 on bored +1
User avatar #11 - Nitsuin (05/28/2013) [-]
I keep hearing about the helicopters but I don't know what was changed about them. Other than the IR flares being removed from the gunner.

Or is that it?
User avatar #12 - generaltao (05/28/2013) [-]
well the way the controls were setup in bad company was awesome and the mobility of the helicopter too. Bf3 they changed all that and made it harder to steer and control to the point where it's almost not worth using a heli. If you ever get you're hands on a bc2 copy play any heli map and you'll see how easy it was to control and avoid enemy fire. Now its so deepened on flares it makes it impossible to use teamwork with gunning because you have to worry about flares every 2 seconds which really underpowered the heli's
User avatar #13 - Nitsuin (05/28/2013) [-]
I love the heli's on bf3, so from what you're saying I'm going to be obsessed with the ones from BC2
User avatar #14 - generaltao (05/28/2013) [-]
indeed. We use to have this thing on bc2 called the circle of death which was basically if you had a gunner you could spawn kill the shit out of the enemy's if their team really sucked. It was so great. I kinda feel like right now my text im leaving on here is making me sound like i might be that nerd meme
User avatar #15 - Nitsuin (05/28/2013) [-]
Lol that makes two of us man.
#8 - I dont know about the others but farcry 3 is pretty ***…  [+] (7 new replies) 05/28/2013 on bored +1
User avatar #9 - Nitsuin (05/28/2013) [-]
So then I'm going to have to snag me up a copy. I've been playing Battlefield 3 like crazy recently, but now I am bored with it.
User avatar #10 - generaltao (05/28/2013) [-]
indeed. The game has many twist that you'll be like OMG WTF!?!?!? and I love bf3 i dont like what they did to the helicopters but i guess im use to bad company 2. Im kinda pissed they did the whole call of duty thing on the expansion packs.
User avatar #11 - Nitsuin (05/28/2013) [-]
I keep hearing about the helicopters but I don't know what was changed about them. Other than the IR flares being removed from the gunner.

Or is that it?
User avatar #12 - generaltao (05/28/2013) [-]
well the way the controls were setup in bad company was awesome and the mobility of the helicopter too. Bf3 they changed all that and made it harder to steer and control to the point where it's almost not worth using a heli. If you ever get you're hands on a bc2 copy play any heli map and you'll see how easy it was to control and avoid enemy fire. Now its so deepened on flares it makes it impossible to use teamwork with gunning because you have to worry about flares every 2 seconds which really underpowered the heli's
User avatar #13 - Nitsuin (05/28/2013) [-]
I love the heli's on bf3, so from what you're saying I'm going to be obsessed with the ones from BC2
User avatar #14 - generaltao (05/28/2013) [-]
indeed. We use to have this thing on bc2 called the circle of death which was basically if you had a gunner you could spawn kill the shit out of the enemy's if their team really sucked. It was so great. I kinda feel like right now my text im leaving on here is making me sound like i might be that nerd meme
User avatar #15 - Nitsuin (05/28/2013) [-]
Lol that makes two of us man.
#6 - playing farcry 3 i've mustard the willpower to play it on mast…  [+] (9 new replies) 05/28/2013 on bored +1
User avatar #7 - Nitsuin (05/28/2013) [-]
You know, I've never once played any of the Farcry games. As sad as that is, I just never got around to trying them out.
User avatar #8 - generaltao (05/28/2013) [-]
I dont know about the others but farcry 3 is pretty fucking fun I would get it. Its a free roam and you can continue to play after the main story but its kinda pointless after that because there are no enemy's left
User avatar #9 - Nitsuin (05/28/2013) [-]
So then I'm going to have to snag me up a copy. I've been playing Battlefield 3 like crazy recently, but now I am bored with it.
User avatar #10 - generaltao (05/28/2013) [-]
indeed. The game has many twist that you'll be like OMG WTF!?!?!? and I love bf3 i dont like what they did to the helicopters but i guess im use to bad company 2. Im kinda pissed they did the whole call of duty thing on the expansion packs.
User avatar #11 - Nitsuin (05/28/2013) [-]
I keep hearing about the helicopters but I don't know what was changed about them. Other than the IR flares being removed from the gunner.

Or is that it?
User avatar #12 - generaltao (05/28/2013) [-]
well the way the controls were setup in bad company was awesome and the mobility of the helicopter too. Bf3 they changed all that and made it harder to steer and control to the point where it's almost not worth using a heli. If you ever get you're hands on a bc2 copy play any heli map and you'll see how easy it was to control and avoid enemy fire. Now its so deepened on flares it makes it impossible to use teamwork with gunning because you have to worry about flares every 2 seconds which really underpowered the heli's
User avatar #13 - Nitsuin (05/28/2013) [-]
I love the heli's on bf3, so from what you're saying I'm going to be obsessed with the ones from BC2
User avatar #14 - generaltao (05/28/2013) [-]
indeed. We use to have this thing on bc2 called the circle of death which was basically if you had a gunner you could spawn kill the shit out of the enemy's if their team really sucked. It was so great. I kinda feel like right now my text im leaving on here is making me sound like i might be that nerd meme
User avatar #15 - Nitsuin (05/28/2013) [-]
Lol that makes two of us man.
#4 - how are you doing tonite?  [+] (11 new replies) 05/28/2013 on bored +1
User avatar #5 - Nitsuin (05/28/2013) [-]
Doing alright, talking to friends on XBL because I've become bored with my current selection of games. How about you?
User avatar #6 - generaltao (05/28/2013) [-]
playing farcry 3 i've mustard the willpower to play it on master and beat it 100% atleast im trying to. I get bored with the side jobs.
User avatar #7 - Nitsuin (05/28/2013) [-]
You know, I've never once played any of the Farcry games. As sad as that is, I just never got around to trying them out.
User avatar #8 - generaltao (05/28/2013) [-]
I dont know about the others but farcry 3 is pretty fucking fun I would get it. Its a free roam and you can continue to play after the main story but its kinda pointless after that because there are no enemy's left
User avatar #9 - Nitsuin (05/28/2013) [-]
So then I'm going to have to snag me up a copy. I've been playing Battlefield 3 like crazy recently, but now I am bored with it.
User avatar #10 - generaltao (05/28/2013) [-]
indeed. The game has many twist that you'll be like OMG WTF!?!?!? and I love bf3 i dont like what they did to the helicopters but i guess im use to bad company 2. Im kinda pissed they did the whole call of duty thing on the expansion packs.
User avatar #11 - Nitsuin (05/28/2013) [-]
I keep hearing about the helicopters but I don't know what was changed about them. Other than the IR flares being removed from the gunner.

Or is that it?
User avatar #12 - generaltao (05/28/2013) [-]
well the way the controls were setup in bad company was awesome and the mobility of the helicopter too. Bf3 they changed all that and made it harder to steer and control to the point where it's almost not worth using a heli. If you ever get you're hands on a bc2 copy play any heli map and you'll see how easy it was to control and avoid enemy fire. Now its so deepened on flares it makes it impossible to use teamwork with gunning because you have to worry about flares every 2 seconds which really underpowered the heli's
User avatar #13 - Nitsuin (05/28/2013) [-]
I love the heli's on bf3, so from what you're saying I'm going to be obsessed with the ones from BC2
User avatar #14 - generaltao (05/28/2013) [-]
indeed. We use to have this thing on bc2 called the circle of death which was basically if you had a gunner you could spawn kill the shit out of the enemy's if their team really sucked. It was so great. I kinda feel like right now my text im leaving on here is making me sound like i might be that nerd meme
User avatar #15 - Nitsuin (05/28/2013) [-]
Lol that makes two of us man.
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#4 - hundredninjas (03/22/2011) [-]
not suppose to talk to a lady like that lol
not suppose to talk to a lady like that lol
User avatar #5 to #5 - generaltao (03/22/2011) [-]
haha are you the anon? if so im sorry
#6 to #6 - hundredninjas (03/22/2011) [-]
its ok i know anon's get a bad rap on FJ i should have known better lol

*Bro Fist*
#7 to #7 - generaltao (03/22/2011) [-]
hell yea they do. but still my kind lady please excuse the language and what is going to happen in the future *rape face*
#8 to #8 - hundredninjas (03/22/2011) [-]
just trying to give a pointer for next time sorry :(   
  
thank you for add
just trying to give a pointer for next time sorry :(

thank you for add
#9 to #9 - generaltao (03/22/2011) [-]
no problem. I will be posting more trolling stuff as the time goes on. so you thumb me i thumb you :)
#10 to #10 - hundredninjas (03/22/2011) [-]
yeah im bad i reply to every mass mail and thumb up and comment lol im one of the few people that i know that do that.
User avatar #11 to #11 - generaltao (04/02/2011) [-]
hey next time your on take a look at that new video i just posted.
#2 - deadguyseven (11/25/2010) [-]
just for the rucka rucka ali justin bieber thing you are my newest best friend on here  
  
  
i'll just leave this here for lol's
just for the rucka rucka ali justin bieber thing you are my newest best friend on here


i'll just leave this here for lol's
User avatar #3 to #3 - generaltao (11/25/2010) [-]
I gotta say I dont wanna take credit for it to much ruka ruka ali is the mastermind here I am just a pawn
User avatar #1 - ploppup (11/25/2010) [-]
The GLOW! The wonderful glow!! Can you no see it General?!
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