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gemmerpants

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Personal Info
Gender: female
Consoles Owned: PS3, PC
PSN: Gemmerpants
Date Signed Up:3/24/2012
Last Login:1/14/2015
Location:Ireland
Funnyjunk Career Stats
Content Thumbs: 113 total,  170 ,  57
Comment Thumbs: 639 total,  901 ,  262
Content Level Progress: 30% (3/10)
Level 11 Content: New Here → Level 12 Content: New Here
Comment Level Progress: 60% (6/10)
Level 163 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk → Level 164 Comments: Soldier Of Funnyjunk
Subscribers:0
Content Views:17419
Times Content Favorited:1 times
Total Comments Made:348
FJ Points:754
Gemma
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I live in Ireland.

latest user's comments

#95 - Oh **** , time to turn into a slut. 12/03/2012 on End of the World +5
#87 - Slendy looks pretty hot 12/03/2012 on RELEASE THE KRAKEN +3
#123 - Why do guys have such a big problem with buying tampons?  [+] (20 new replies) 12/02/2012 on No Title Ideas +5
#240 - Common Pepe (12/02/2012) [-]
Men are all about being macho, but something that can bleed for up to a week straight and live has some kind of evil to it. It's just not right. As the curse starts in she complains about small things until she becomes fully possessed then your best bet is just to hide out.
#135 - snakefire (12/02/2012) [-]
I dont get it either, its like they think if someone sees you buying them you're no longer a man or some shit.

if I had to buy tampons for someone I'd like to think that anyone who saw me would naturally assume that I'm buying them for someone and think nothing more.
User avatar #181 - bangsaidthegun (12/02/2012) [-]
No we just think it's gross. No man likes knowing that his woman is on her period. It's a total turn off.
User avatar #187 - CrashingSea (12/02/2012) [-]
I actually like knowing my girlfriend in on her period for obvious reasons... and it's natural, it's not gross unless you're just hemophobic.
#193 - bangsaidthegun (12/02/2012) [-]
I once stubled upon a video in youtube in which a girl was getting menstrual blood removed from her vagina. I will never be the same.
User avatar #194 - CrashingSea (12/02/2012) [-]
It just doesn't bother me really...
User avatar #127 - elitefourkoga (12/02/2012) [-]
Would you go to the store and buy me a fleshlight?
#132 - snakefire (12/02/2012) [-]
Thats fucking retarded

a tampon isnt for sexual pleasure, its to help control a normal bodily function

it would be different if she asked you to buy her a dildo or some shit
#137 - Common Pepe (12/02/2012) [-]
Buying adult diapers?
User avatar #138 - snakefire (12/02/2012) [-]
no because that implies there is something wrong with the person
User avatar #190 - CrashingSea (12/02/2012) [-]
Not really, shit happens as you get older. literally.
#141 - KaotixStorm (12/02/2012) [-]
There is no pleasing you.
#144 - snakefire (12/02/2012) [-]
Sometimes metaphors just dont work

although in my opinion it would be like you asking your girlfriend to buy bandages.
#202 - Common Pepe (12/02/2012) [-]
A more accurate comparison would be like asking your girlfriend to buy you a jockstrap or genital ointment.
User avatar #147 - KaotixStorm (12/02/2012) [-]
I feel the same way. I just couldn't resist. But this needs to be a gif :(
#148 - snakefire (12/02/2012) [-]
What?
User avatar #153 - KaotixStorm (12/02/2012) [-]
I just thought of gold member when you were shooting everyone down and that scene needs to be turned into a gif for future use. Seeing as I have no knowledge on how to make one.
User avatar #133 - elitefourkoga (12/02/2012) [-]
k
#136 - snakefire (12/02/2012) [-]
#129 - Common Pepe (12/02/2012) [-]
NOOOOOOO YOU BEAT ME :( the fuck man?
#122 - Sometimes my period lasts 7 and sometimes it lasts 3, that's a… 12/02/2012 on No Title Ideas 0
#63 - What about the person taking the picture? 10/10/2012 on Balls, this guy has them +2
#104 - Looks pretty normal to me lol 09/30/2012 on Please 0
#31 - Genius! 09/23/2012 on Stubborn Shovel Seller 0
#222 - So does it get you high or something? 09/17/2012 on Bubbling 0
#216 - What's bubbling?  [+] (6 new replies) 09/17/2012 on Bubbling 0
User avatar #224 - jonluw (09/17/2012) [-]
It's when bunch of people on the internet decide to try to convince people that doing something ridiculous will get them high.
A while ago they did the same thing with putting toothpaste on your nipples.
The difference this time is that this might be genuinely dangerous (haven't been bothered to look into the chemistry of it).
User avatar #242 - omeglepwner (09/17/2012) [-]
CHEMISTRY! its something to do with the ammonium lauryl sulfate in the shampoo, its supposed to produce a halucenogenic vapor, however the vapor can cause serious nerve damage..
User avatar #217 - hideyowives (09/17/2012) [-]
basically boiling shampoo, not good for your health
User avatar #222 - gemmerpants (09/17/2012) [-]
So does it get you high or something?
User avatar #220 - itroitnyah (09/17/2012) [-]
Thanks for telling me so that I don't have to go google it.
User avatar #223 - hideyowives (09/17/2012) [-]
any time friend, basically it just fries your brain(not in the stoner sense as in the literal chemicals cook your brain) and that feeling isnt known by the brain so it releases endorphins in a lolidontknowwhattodo state and thats the feeling you get, similar to the one you get working out
#25 - Support 100% :) 09/06/2012 on Bitches +3
#162 - :( 09/06/2012 on i love this dog 0
#130 - Have a nice day :) 09/06/2012 on JamesN's profile 0
#416 - Titanic 09/05/2012 on Public Toilet +1
#139 - 10, 17, 20 Only #20 is about a boy :( 09/05/2012 on Gamer types -2
#207 - Comment deleted 09/05/2012 on Marble 0
#306 - Can't. Stop. Laughing. 09/05/2012 on How to dance to skrillex +1
#245 - That scared the **** out of me. 08/29/2012 on Ah shit! +5
#24 - Is that Hal from malcolm in the middle? :o  [+] (1 new reply) 08/27/2012 on not even once. 0
User avatar #27 - bosskiss (08/27/2012) [-]
yes
#1113 - **gemmerpants rolled a random image posted in comment #71146…  [+] (1 new reply) 08/21/2012 on Scene Bitch -1
User avatar #1119 - chocolateduck (08/21/2012) [-]
right foot green :D
#10 - What I first thought 08/21/2012 on tags +60
#158 - What about our sisters in the friendzone? I friendzoned myself…  [+] (2 new replies) 08/20/2012 on Friendzone +11
User avatar #177 - rdangerdash (08/20/2012) [-]
There are no girls on the internet. Nice try though.
#171 - ddddevastation (08/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, but it's more common with guys sadly.
#187 - Her teeth are so perfect 08/20/2012 on Girl "LOGIC" +2
#30 - What's third base? Sorry I'm from ireland and we dont' say bases etc..  [+] (4 new replies) 08/15/2012 on Third Base 0
User avatar #33 - theaftermath (08/15/2012) [-]
1st Base = Kissing
2nd Base = Touching, groping, getting felt up, heavy kissing and fooling around
3rd Base = Oral sex
Home run = SEX
#38 - edgestrider (08/15/2012) [-]
i like the four f's better
frenching
fondling
fingering
fucking

gif unrelated
#42 - ZoeZamboni (08/15/2012) [-]
That's how I learned it.
#31 - Common Pepe (08/15/2012) [-]
You can't put it together from the post?.... Fingers in the stank
#114 - Her name was Katja Puschnik The bastard! 08/15/2012 on No Kitty Left Behind 0
#111 - Well, no it's actually not.. 08/15/2012 on No Kitty Left Behind 0

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User avatar #68 - samxdaxman (03/26/2013) [-]
...... The **** happened on your profile?
Anyway I'm just sayin' hi to all my FJ friends. Whatsup?
User avatar #69 to #68 - gemmerpants (03/29/2013) [-]
I have no clue, I think the internet discovered I was female lol.
Nothin much, don't really get the time to go on FJ anymore so I'm sorry if I haven't replied etc. How about you?
User avatar #70 to #69 - samxdaxman (03/29/2013) [-]
Hahaha its fine :) And I'm good. A bit sore from running around a lot, but I'm good otherwise. Also, if you wanna keep in contact outside of FJ, I know a few messaging things we could use.
User avatar #71 to #70 - gemmerpants (03/29/2013) [-]
Sure, that'd be nice :)
User avatar #72 to #71 - samxdaxman (03/29/2013) [-]
Awesome :D I'll PM you some of the things I use on my phone(can't give you my phone # cuz of ****** international fees)
User avatar #66 - Bravechampion (03/25/2013) [-]
Happy 1 year FJ birthday! lol
User avatar #67 to #66 - gemmerpants (03/26/2013) [-]
I'm only seeing this now! Hahaha thank you :)
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User avatar #63 - anonymoose (02/03/2013) [-]
Show tits.
I don't know why I'm here, your status brought me
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#49 - sunspheres (02/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #35 - masterboll (01/26/2013) [-]
will you be posting tits?
User avatar #36 to #35 - gemmerpants (01/27/2013) [-]
Leave..
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