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Consoles Owned: DS Lite ,3DS, Xbox 360
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Interests: Games, thread, sleep
Date Signed Up:8/20/2013
Last Login:1/13/2016
Location:TN Nashville
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Shea is Bae

My original account was Whiteandnerdy
After that was deleted it became Caucasianandgeeky
This account was made to pick up the mentions of those who shortened my username
And now that Caucasianandgeeky is gone, this is now my main

latest user's comments

#649287 - You are the person I want to grow up and be. 05/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#649281 - We're doing that <3  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
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#649296 - medewu (05/04/2015) [-]
Damn me for wanting to reenlist... gotta get rid of all the good food... ;-;
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#649297 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
But the chiseled body and the feeling of being healthy and happy is worth it.
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#649307 - medewu (05/04/2015) [-]
SO IS JUNK FOOD. and sweets.. oh god oh god.. I'm I'm.. hungry I need my cottage cheese.
#649263 - How hot is their hottest sauce?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
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#649265 - gggfrt (05/04/2015) [-]
It's decently hot
#649261 - Plain Jane but good all the same  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +2
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#649269 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
That's all I ever get. Hell, normally I go without the stuffed crust. It's gotten to the point where the staff don't even ask what I want when I go in, they just throw one in the oven for me.
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#649287 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
You are the person I want to grow up and be.
#649258 - What Pizza Hut pizza should we order, thread?  [+] (16 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
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#649301 - cookiecoketwo (05/04/2015) [-]
Anchovy.
#649278 - inkie (05/04/2015) [-]
None

Pizza Hut is pretty low tier, unless you're getting Stuffed Crust
#649292 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
#649309 - inkie (05/04/2015) [-]
Jets/Marcos/Vitos/Luca pizza and other family owned places spoiled me rotten
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#649273 - medewu (05/04/2015) [-]
Get a Meat Lovers, with Black Olives, Side of Boneless wings. and eat it in my memory since I'm dieting.
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#649281 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
We're doing that <3
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#649296 - medewu (05/04/2015) [-]
Damn me for wanting to reenlist... gotta get rid of all the good food... ;-;
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#649297 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
But the chiseled body and the feeling of being healthy and happy is worth it.
User avatar
#649307 - medewu (05/04/2015) [-]
SO IS JUNK FOOD. and sweets.. oh god oh god.. I'm I'm.. hungry I need my cottage cheese.
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#649262 - gggfrt (05/04/2015) [-]
8 bone out wings with their hottest sauce
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#649263 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
How hot is their hottest sauce?
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#649265 - gggfrt (05/04/2015) [-]
It's decently hot
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#649260 - psikid (05/04/2015) [-]
Stuffed Crust, Pepperoni
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#649261 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
Plain Jane but good all the same
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#649269 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
That's all I ever get. Hell, normally I go without the stuffed crust. It's gotten to the point where the staff don't even ask what I want when I go in, they just throw one in the oven for me.
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#649287 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
You are the person I want to grow up and be.
#649240 - I'd have thought you'd get it after killing the hydra.  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
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#649249 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
you don't get it until you join the Forest Hunter's covenant and kill Shiva of the East's bodyguard. I wanted to get the washing pole and claws from him, so I waited.
#649212 - Are Gardevoirs, Kirlias, and Ralts born naked or do they steal… 05/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#649207 - So first you had super saiyans And then there were 3 stage…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
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#649219 - medewu (05/04/2015) [-]
okay, so from two ends I can look at this. One that's kinda silly there should not really be anything beyond a God Form... but then from another aspect becoming a god and being a saiyan actually could be true with going and still advancing to a Godly Super Saiyan, Don't get me wrong sounds fucky as shit but.. idk.
#649187 - Do you get help from Solaire?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
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#649238 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
I also have the Dark Wood Grain ring now.
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#649224 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Bed of Chaos is kill. Christ, I hate that boss so much.
#649198 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Always. I cut off its arm and equipped the orange charred ring in the middle of the fight.
#649179 - Plump is best It's just hard to get inside some times 05/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#649163 - I don't even know that boss.  [+] (6 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
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#649183 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Centipede demon is also kill
#649187 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
Do you get help from Solaire?
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#649238 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
I also have the Dark Wood Grain ring now.
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#649224 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Bed of Chaos is kill. Christ, I hate that boss so much.
#649198 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Always. I cut off its arm and equipped the orange charred ring in the middle of the fight.
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#649169 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Stray Demon 2.0, right before the Centipede demon
#649154 - Even if you fail, you won't be a loser to me. 05/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
#649150 - Reel Big Fish did the Rave Master opening!? Holy … 05/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#649124 - Ya'll are all crazy.  [+] (8 new replies) 05/04/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
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#649161 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Demon fire sage is kill.

I know.
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#649163 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
I don't even know that boss.
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#649183 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Centipede demon is also kill
#649187 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
Do you get help from Solaire?
User avatar
#649238 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
I also have the Dark Wood Grain ring now.
User avatar
#649224 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Bed of Chaos is kill. Christ, I hate that boss so much.
#649198 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Always. I cut off its arm and equipped the orange charred ring in the middle of the fight.
User avatar
#649169 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Stray Demon 2.0, right before the Centipede demon
#649071 - You're kicking some major ass, mang. I'm starting to get f…  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
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#649094 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Shadow set is maxed out. All +5
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#649072 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Four kings are kill. Pizza sounds good.
#649070 - I could never do that even with a parry weapon o.o  [+] (10 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
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#649081 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Dark Souls: Parrying Havel

This is the person ranked just below me.
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#649124 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
Ya'll are all crazy.
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#649161 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Demon fire sage is kill.

I know.
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#649163 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
I don't even know that boss.
User avatar
#649183 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Centipede demon is also kill
#649187 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
Do you get help from Solaire?
User avatar
#649238 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
I also have the Dark Wood Grain ring now.
User avatar
#649224 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Bed of Chaos is kill. Christ, I hate that boss so much.
#649198 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Always. I cut off its arm and equipped the orange charred ring in the middle of the fight.
User avatar
#649169 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Stray Demon 2.0, right before the Centipede demon
#649043 - Yeah, I'd imagine. Wolf ring and Wood Grain Ring for me.  [+] (16 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
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#649053 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Hydra is also kill.
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#649071 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
You're kicking some major ass, mang.
I'm starting to get frustrated now. I saved in the Great Hallow and I need to somehow work my way up to get the shadow set.
We're ordering a pizza and I'll play some more later.
User avatar
#649094 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Shadow set is maxed out. All +5
User avatar
#649072 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Four kings are kill. Pizza sounds good.
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#649046 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
It's always so fun to parry Havel with my fists. Havel is kill.
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#649070 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
I could never do that even with a parry weapon o.o
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#649081 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Dark Souls: Parrying Havel

This is the person ranked just below me.
User avatar
#649124 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
Ya'll are all crazy.
User avatar
#649161 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Demon fire sage is kill.

I know.
User avatar
#649163 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
I don't even know that boss.
User avatar
#649183 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Centipede demon is also kill
#649187 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
Do you get help from Solaire?
User avatar
#649238 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
I also have the Dark Wood Grain ring now.
User avatar
#649224 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Bed of Chaos is kill. Christ, I hate that boss so much.
#649198 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Always. I cut off its arm and equipped the orange charred ring in the middle of the fight.
User avatar
#649169 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Stray Demon 2.0, right before the Centipede demon
#649028 - Thank you ^^  [+] (18 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
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#649040 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, the wolf ring is essential.
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#649043 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'd imagine.
Wolf ring and Wood Grain Ring for me.
User avatar
#649053 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Hydra is also kill.
User avatar
#649071 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
You're kicking some major ass, mang.
I'm starting to get frustrated now. I saved in the Great Hallow and I need to somehow work my way up to get the shadow set.
We're ordering a pizza and I'll play some more later.
User avatar
#649094 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Shadow set is maxed out. All +5
User avatar
#649072 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Four kings are kill. Pizza sounds good.
User avatar
#649046 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
It's always so fun to parry Havel with my fists. Havel is kill.
User avatar
#649070 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
I could never do that even with a parry weapon o.o
User avatar
#649081 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Dark Souls: Parrying Havel

This is the person ranked just below me.
User avatar
#649124 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
Ya'll are all crazy.
User avatar
#649161 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Demon fire sage is kill.

I know.
User avatar
#649163 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
I don't even know that boss.
User avatar
#649183 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Centipede demon is also kill
#649187 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
Do you get help from Solaire?
User avatar
#649238 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
I also have the Dark Wood Grain ring now.
User avatar
#649224 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Bed of Chaos is kill. Christ, I hate that boss so much.
#649198 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Always. I cut off its arm and equipped the orange charred ring in the middle of the fight.
User avatar
#649169 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Stray Demon 2.0, right before the Centipede demon
#649020 - She never existed 05/03/2015 on Pony Thread 15 0
#649005 - Tips for this build?  [+] (20 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
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#649021 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Be dodgy as hell. Invest in dexterity, vitality, and endurance (vitality moreso than endurance, it doesn't take much stamina to swing this sword and the armor set is light as fuck)
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#649028 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
Thank you ^^
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#649040 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, the wolf ring is essential.
User avatar
#649043 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'd imagine.
Wolf ring and Wood Grain Ring for me.
User avatar
#649053 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Hydra is also kill.
User avatar
#649071 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
You're kicking some major ass, mang.
I'm starting to get frustrated now. I saved in the Great Hallow and I need to somehow work my way up to get the shadow set.
We're ordering a pizza and I'll play some more later.
User avatar
#649094 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Shadow set is maxed out. All +5
User avatar
#649072 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Four kings are kill. Pizza sounds good.
User avatar
#649046 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
It's always so fun to parry Havel with my fists. Havel is kill.
User avatar
#649070 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
I could never do that even with a parry weapon o.o
User avatar
#649081 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Dark Souls: Parrying Havel

This is the person ranked just below me.
User avatar
#649124 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
Ya'll are all crazy.
User avatar
#649161 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Demon fire sage is kill.

I know.
User avatar
#649163 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
I don't even know that boss.
User avatar
#649183 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Centipede demon is also kill
#649187 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
Do you get help from Solaire?
User avatar
#649238 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
I also have the Dark Wood Grain ring now.
User avatar
#649224 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Bed of Chaos is kill. Christ, I hate that boss so much.
#649198 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Always. I cut off its arm and equipped the orange charred ring in the middle of the fight.
User avatar
#649169 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Stray Demon 2.0, right before the Centipede demon
#648999 - That must have been tough  [+] (22 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
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#649002 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
It was easy. I didn't even come close to dying.
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#649005 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
Tips for this build?
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#649021 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Be dodgy as hell. Invest in dexterity, vitality, and endurance (vitality moreso than endurance, it doesn't take much stamina to swing this sword and the armor set is light as fuck)
User avatar
#649028 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
Thank you ^^
User avatar
#649040 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, the wolf ring is essential.
User avatar
#649043 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'd imagine.
Wolf ring and Wood Grain Ring for me.
User avatar
#649053 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Hydra is also kill.
User avatar
#649071 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
You're kicking some major ass, mang.
I'm starting to get frustrated now. I saved in the Great Hallow and I need to somehow work my way up to get the shadow set.
We're ordering a pizza and I'll play some more later.
User avatar
#649094 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Shadow set is maxed out. All +5
User avatar
#649072 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Four kings are kill. Pizza sounds good.
User avatar
#649046 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
It's always so fun to parry Havel with my fists. Havel is kill.
User avatar
#649070 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
I could never do that even with a parry weapon o.o
User avatar
#649081 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Dark Souls: Parrying Havel

This is the person ranked just below me.
User avatar
#649124 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
Ya'll are all crazy.
User avatar
#649161 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Demon fire sage is kill.

I know.
User avatar
#649163 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
I don't even know that boss.
User avatar
#649183 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Centipede demon is also kill
#649187 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
Do you get help from Solaire?
User avatar
#649238 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
I also have the Dark Wood Grain ring now.
User avatar
#649224 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Bed of Chaos is kill. Christ, I hate that boss so much.
#649198 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Always. I cut off its arm and equipped the orange charred ring in the middle of the fight.
User avatar
#649169 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Stray Demon 2.0, right before the Centipede demon
#648981 - 360 :3  [+] (25 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
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#648998 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Sif is kill
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#648999 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
That must have been tough
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#649002 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
It was easy. I didn't even come close to dying.
User avatar
#649005 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
Tips for this build?
User avatar
#649021 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Be dodgy as hell. Invest in dexterity, vitality, and endurance (vitality moreso than endurance, it doesn't take much stamina to swing this sword and the armor set is light as fuck)
User avatar
#649028 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
Thank you ^^
User avatar
#649040 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, the wolf ring is essential.
User avatar
#649043 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'd imagine.
Wolf ring and Wood Grain Ring for me.
User avatar
#649053 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Hydra is also kill.
User avatar
#649071 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
You're kicking some major ass, mang.
I'm starting to get frustrated now. I saved in the Great Hallow and I need to somehow work my way up to get the shadow set.
We're ordering a pizza and I'll play some more later.
User avatar
#649094 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Shadow set is maxed out. All +5
User avatar
#649072 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Four kings are kill. Pizza sounds good.
User avatar
#649046 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
It's always so fun to parry Havel with my fists. Havel is kill.
User avatar
#649070 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
I could never do that even with a parry weapon o.o
User avatar
#649081 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Dark Souls: Parrying Havel

This is the person ranked just below me.
User avatar
#649124 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
Ya'll are all crazy.
User avatar
#649161 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Demon fire sage is kill.

I know.
User avatar
#649163 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
I don't even know that boss.
User avatar
#649183 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Centipede demon is also kill
#649187 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
Do you get help from Solaire?
User avatar
#649238 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
I also have the Dark Wood Grain ring now.
User avatar
#649224 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Bed of Chaos is kill. Christ, I hate that boss so much.
#649198 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Always. I cut off its arm and equipped the orange charred ring in the middle of the fight.
User avatar
#649169 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Stray Demon 2.0, right before the Centipede demon
User avatar
#648984 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
I've been playing it on PC this whole time.
#648970 - Not gonna lie, I've been extremely distracted and haven't hit …  [+] (30 new replies) 05/03/2015 on Pony Thread 15 +1
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#648977 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
I forgot to ask, but what system are you playing this on anyways?
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#649240 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
I'd have thought you'd get it after killing the hydra.
User avatar
#649249 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
you don't get it until you join the Forest Hunter's covenant and kill Shiva of the East's bodyguard. I wanted to get the washing pole and claws from him, so I waited.
User avatar
#648981 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
360 :3
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#648998 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Sif is kill
User avatar
#648999 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
That must have been tough
User avatar
#649002 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
It was easy. I didn't even come close to dying.
User avatar
#649005 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
Tips for this build?
User avatar
#649021 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Be dodgy as hell. Invest in dexterity, vitality, and endurance (vitality moreso than endurance, it doesn't take much stamina to swing this sword and the armor set is light as fuck)
User avatar
#649028 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
Thank you ^^
User avatar
#649040 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Oh yeah, the wolf ring is essential.
User avatar
#649043 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
Yeah, I'd imagine.
Wolf ring and Wood Grain Ring for me.
User avatar
#649053 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Hydra is also kill.
User avatar
#649071 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
You're kicking some major ass, mang.
I'm starting to get frustrated now. I saved in the Great Hallow and I need to somehow work my way up to get the shadow set.
We're ordering a pizza and I'll play some more later.
User avatar
#649094 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Shadow set is maxed out. All +5
User avatar
#649072 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Four kings are kill. Pizza sounds good.
User avatar
#649046 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
It's always so fun to parry Havel with my fists. Havel is kill.
User avatar
#649070 - geeky (05/03/2015) [-]
I could never do that even with a parry weapon o.o
User avatar
#649081 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
Dark Souls: Parrying Havel

This is the person ranked just below me.
User avatar
#649124 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
Ya'll are all crazy.
User avatar
#649161 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Demon fire sage is kill.

I know.
User avatar
#649163 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
I don't even know that boss.
User avatar
#649183 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Centipede demon is also kill
#649187 - geeky (05/04/2015) [-]
Do you get help from Solaire?
User avatar
#649238 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
I also have the Dark Wood Grain ring now.
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#649224 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Bed of Chaos is kill. Christ, I hate that boss so much.
#649198 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Always. I cut off its arm and equipped the orange charred ring in the middle of the fight.
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#649169 - therealmaster (05/04/2015) [-]
Stray Demon 2.0, right before the Centipede demon
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#648984 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
I've been playing it on PC this whole time.
#648976 - therealmaster (05/03/2015) [-]
New goal: beat NG+ before geeky beats S&O.
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#2640 - sheashea (11/23/2015) [+] (2 replies)
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We The Kings just dropped their newest album, Strange Love, dropped last night I believe. Given then name, it's basically a "Love Album" to the Travis' wife. I mean hell, he's going to be a father in about 2 weeks or so. I'm so excited for him and Jenny! <3
We The Kings Strange Love Full Album 2015 <- Full Album, if interested it's about 45min long.
Favorite songs from it are:

We The Kings - Jenny's Song (Lyric Video) <- Jenny's Song.
We The Kings - She (AUDIO) <- She
Like, replace the "him to her" type stuff and put it like "her to him" Because I kinda feel this way about you ^^

Okay, onward to business. It's 845am now. So if my phone is charged enough, I'm going to go take a shower, then get a load of laundry down. I'll probably do two loads. My clothes then the towels. So I apologize if I woke you up any during my cleaning. >
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#2896 to #2895 - geeky ONLINE (7 hours ago) [-]
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When you first shared with me the voice file for this you said it gave you chills.
This. This right here, man. This gave me chills.
Undertale is one of those rare on a blue moon titles that hardly ever comes around but makes you care about its world more than any other.
And right now all I care about is seeing that knightly bastard get his sweet revenge.
#2894 - sheashea (01/11/2016) [-]
Kiko after hearing the waterphone:
the music instrument that creats the background  music of scary movies
#2891 - bronyfluttershy (01/08/2016) [-]
Happy Birthday
#2892 to #2891 - geeky ONLINE (01/10/2016) [-]
Thanks, dude
I appreciate you this much
#2893 to #2892 - bronyfluttershy (01/11/2016) [-]
Well, aren't you just the sweetest
#2889 - sheashea (01/07/2016) [-]
So I can't sleep (obviously). And I've been watching a lot of cooking videos and such. I've realized that with just the two of us, a lot of what I would make would probably go to waste. Yeah I could alter measurements and also pawn it off to granma and chad, but still. But after hearing your mom already call me her daughter in law (gave me butterflies by the way <3), thus would seem perfect!
My thoughts, provided most of your younger siblings stay around home by time we move, I could cook for your family! We'd be close to them by some comparison. Visit every weekend sort of thing. Bring home-cooked goodness over. I'm also banking that Jay and kristin (when the time comes ofc) will have little kiddos and we can spoil the hell outta your nieces and nephews.
I dunno. <3
#2888 - wigglyjr (01/07/2016) [-]
Happy birthdaaaay~<3
#2890 to #2888 - geeky ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Damn, dude, thanks~
I honestly didn't think anyone would remember.
User avatar #2886 - spensy (01/04/2016) [-]
No one's online
Why did I wake up so early.
Help
User avatar #2878 - exotic (01/03/2016) [-]
had a dream woo.

dreamt that someone i cared for was pregnant had me as her emergency 'bring the **** to hospital' guy. Well i get the call she is having her baby. don't know what hospital or where. I ask in the lobby in the apparently apartment building im living in and the lobbyist says go right ahead and leads me into the next room.

The room is very warm and white and the bed she is laying on is huge. like 6x6 meters. anyways there is tge baby. it looks underdeveloped. dark and almost see through skull and all the veins visible. but the ****** part is that it has another tiny hand between its eyes. Seems like no one is commenting on it so i don't say anything. I get to hold and pet the baby, hold its tiny normal hands when it starts trying to bite me.

The baby is super agressive. if im sitting in the bed away from it it crawls fast towards me and tries to bite me. But it starts getting bigger. like a 1 year old. black hair is slightly covering its head now. Getting bitten starts to hurt as it gets teeth. I tell the mother that the baby is teething. think about how ****** it must be to breastfeed it now. She laughs and tells me to wait outside. I gladly step outside and do nothing. i am standing out there just past the door and do nothing before the dream transitions into something else that i don't remember
#2885 to #2878 - geeky ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Sounds to me like this dream had a deeper meaning, an underlying message that your subconscious translated into a series of symbolism.

I'm gonna assume the person you cared for here was a past flame you parted ways with but didn't end on a particularly bad note. Her calling you reflects how you were a pillar of support she could count on and her being pregnant is you accepting she'll lead a life with someone else.

The dark and intimidating features of the baby could be a representation of either outside stress culminating into a recognizable figure or your worry of how this former flame as a parent would result in a troubled and misguided child. It bit you and continued to do so because of this.

The fact that it did so adds to your negative feelings towards it, in this case making it seem bigger and older. I have a feeling if you were a dad IRL this baby would be something innocent and brighter, a treasure that would probably laugh or fall asleep in your arms. But as you are now there's a general wall between you and the child just as there would be between absolute strangers.

The joke about breastfeeding may stem from how you would be cheery and humorous with this flame even when the world around you was strange and against you. Through the pain of the bite you still put on a front of being alright enough to joke around.

All in all this was very interesting, and as long as you're not disturbed or anything by this I'd say it could be a nice trip down memory lane. Thanks for sharing it with me.
User avatar #2871 - spensy (01/03/2016) [-]
You're my favorite straight guy
User avatar #2872 to #2871 - geeky ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
That's pretty funny considering I'm bi
User avatar #2873 to #2872 - spensy (01/03/2016) [-]
Hm. Never woulda guessed
User avatar #2874 to #2873 - geeky ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Well I'm at least glad nobody remembers how cringy I was about it back in 2012
User avatar #2875 to #2874 - spensy (01/03/2016) [-]
That bad eh? Date any cute boys?
User avatar #2876 to #2875 - geeky ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Only long distance relationships, really. Would always be on the verge of a meetup before something went wrong and we went our separate ways.

But my current relationship shows they can still be successful if you work for it enough.
I never had a doubt from the start fate would carry me to greener pastures so long as I never gave up.
User avatar #2877 to #2876 - spensy (01/03/2016) [-]
Oh yeah?
Anyone on thread that's notable?
User avatar #2879 to #2877 - geeky ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
A couple but in the past mentioning them led to drama. Kinda like a bad omen.
Just know that it never really extended past the PT regulars back in the day. Of the 5 only 2 of them are still relevant, with one slowly becoming relevant again.
User avatar #2881 to #2879 - spensy (01/03/2016) [-]
Oops.

How're you? You good?
User avatar #2883 to #2881 - geeky ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
I'm good, thank you for asking ^^
But I'm about to go to sleep for about 13 hours so I'll talk to you some more when I wake up.
User avatar #2884 to #2883 - spensy (01/03/2016) [-]

Oke <3
User avatar #2880 to #2879 - spensy (01/03/2016) [-]
Are you intentionally avoiding name </3
User avatar #2882 to #2880 - geeky ONLINE (01/03/2016) [-]
Yeah, I went offline there for a bit to make some progress in a game too in case you were wondering.
#2869 - anon (01/03/2016) [-]
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#2861 - spensy (01/01/2016) [-]
Word up, nerd up
User avatar #2862 to #2861 - geeky ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
Yoyoyo
How's your New Year's been so far, Spens?
User avatar #2863 to #2862 - spensy (01/01/2016) [-]
Lonely.
Just kinda played video games. But that's alright. I enjoyed being here during new years.
This place is different from everywhere else, it was weird spending my new years here, y'know?
User avatar #2864 to #2863 - geeky ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
Sorry, dude.
You're not alone in that, man. Plenty of us had to go down that road too. But we lived to tell about it.
You'll be alright.
And yeah, I know exactly what you mean. I've never seen a website like Funnyjunk and I doubt I ever will again. Still, the community has carried me ever since I first started using the internet and I feel just as close to the users here as the people I share a room with.
User avatar #2865 to #2864 - spensy (01/01/2016) [-]
Yeah, this place is full of some weird ass ************* . But they're pretty amazing people.
I liked being alone. For a long time I was asking for some alone time because no one would stop bothering me. Now that I have it I was getting all sad because I was alone before I realized this is what I asked for.

How've you been, dude? Holding up alright?
User avatar #2866 to #2865 - geeky ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
Absolutely, the whole "Strangers on the internet are sick and evil" thing never really rang true to me after spending so much time on this site.
Yeah, I've met pedophiles, burnouts, and scam artists here, but the good overshined the bad tenfold with the financial supporters, suicide preventers, and moralfags.
The hivemind is a bit cancerous here and there but all things considered I'm glad to have called this place home for so long.

It's like they always say: Be careful what you wish for.
Honestly I'm not too many steps from your position. Sure I have a cat and my gf but I don't leave the house often and haven't talken to any IRL friends in years now.
The only other people I really socialize with are Shea's family. But thankfully I'm going back to Kentucky for a few days to reconcile with my family and buds.
I'm sure you'll be able to come back to those you miss soon.

I've been in Tennessee for a year now and in the end I'd say I'm pretty happy. It sucks being away from so many of the people I used to know but I'm working each day to go back to them when I'm ready to move.
That's my coping method right there. Moving forward even when it feels too hard.
Howboutchu?
User avatar #2868 to #2866 - tennessee (01/03/2016) [-]
You're the only ten I see.
User avatar #2867 to #2866 - spensy (01/01/2016) [-]
I just get lonely quick. I spent a week with my dad and just got back like 3 days ago.
I'm at martial arts every day and go to school often, so I'm usually around people, right?

I just endure. I know life'll get better. It always does. and it always gets worse. That goes for everyone too. It keeps me motivated. I know plenty who don't deserve negative things to happen to them, but it's inevitable. So, I'm there for them. I just hope when I need it someone'll be here for me.
#2854 - therealmaster (01/01/2016) [-]
First time I've ever spent New Year's eve completely alone.
User avatar #2855 to #2854 - geeky ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
I'm really sorry, man. I hope it's the last.
#2856 to #2855 - therealmaster (01/01/2016) [-]
I did get to spend some time on Skype with Lisa, but it's not the same as actually being with her. On the bright side of things, I did book my flight to Canada tonight. $467.19 total for a round trip flight. (I made more than that after taxes from last week; feels good man)
User avatar #2857 to #2856 - geeky ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
She'll be there to shower you with affection and comfort for your entire visit, Mast. It's times like this we feel the most alone but you need to always remember that there are still people who care and will be a pillar of support for you through even these most difficult times.
#2858 to #2857 - therealmaster (01/01/2016) [-]
I know. It's just so disheartening to come home from work to such an empty and lonely home. I have my cats still, but there's a massive hole torn open inside me from the loss of my mother and muffin this year. I can hardly believe it's almost been a year...
I know. It's just so disheartening to come home from work to such an empty and lonely home. I have my cats still, but there's a massive hole torn open inside me from the loss of my mother and muffin this year. I can hardly believe it's almost been a year...
User avatar #2859 to #2858 - geeky ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
You've come a long way, man. Your mother and Muffin were there every step of the way to be your rock and see you off to new heights. Though they may not be around in body they'll always be beside you in your heart and in your soul.
And they're glad that your lonely New Year's will be replaced with your lover's warm embrace. Every small joy is nothing short of a victory to them.
#2860 to #2859 - therealmaster (01/01/2016) [-]
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caucasianandgeeky life
#2852 - papafrank (12/31/2015) [-]
Happy new year comrade
#2853 to #2852 - geeky ONLINE (01/01/2016) [-]
You as well, my friend!
User avatar #2848 - spensy (12/31/2015) [-]
Geeky? MOre like Cheeky
User avatar #2849 to #2848 - geeky ONLINE (12/31/2015) [-]
Spensy? More like spendy
Ya bleedin' gold digger
User avatar #2850 to #2849 - spensy (12/31/2015) [-]
Wow ok, didn't wanna be your friend anyway </3
User avatar #2841 - tranquilizer ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I don't know how I got here but now that I'm here I might as well say hi

hi
User avatar #2842 to #2841 - geeky ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
You tend to not know how you get places a lot

Just how much stalking do you do?
User avatar #2843 to #2842 - tranquilizer ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I just... get bored, open up interfaces and click on things

It is also 5.45 am which affects my ability to remember and notice things
User avatar #2844 to #2843 - geeky ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Fair enough

Hi, hey, what's up? I'm just playing Dragon's Dogma and have been in all week so I don't have much to report
What's up with you?
User avatar #2845 to #2844 - tranquilizer ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
I'm worrying about something like finals which I'm of course not studying for
Life rolls slow when there's nothing fun to do but all the work to neglect


...I don't know what the Dogma thingy is so I couldn't come up with anything to bounce the ball back with :c
User avatar #2846 to #2845 - geeky ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
**** , man, if you don't have anything fun to occupy yourself with you might as well work
You'll regret it come 5 years where you wish you did better in what I assume is university, must have cost a fortune to get in and I'd hate to see you waste it

It's like a third person Skyrim with the difficulty of Dark Souls and the real time combat of Dragon Age 2
I'm personally having a blast, I got it for Christmas and have been playing it until early in the morning every day since
User avatar #2847 to #2846 - tranquilizer ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
well I uhh..
A level below university, hard to explain since it's different things in different countries
still rather important final exams, matriculation exams
Being from Finland it doesn't cost much but yeah, should make use of it
..just don't know what to do after, completely drains motivation


Having played very few games I probably can't say much to that
never tried any of those :^(
Glad to hear someone's making the most of their holiday season
#2817 to #2816 - geeky ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Hey, dude... you caught me at a really awkward time.
#2819 to #2817 - therealmaster (12/28/2015) [-]
I honestly didn't see the text until just now.
User avatar #2820 to #2819 - geeky ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
You're the second one to have said that this week, thankfully my colored text is almost gone.

Anyway, what's up? I'm about to go back to Dragon's Dogma in a bit, been playing it almost non-stop since Christmas.
User avatar #2821 to #2820 - therealmaster (12/28/2015) [-]
I have that game, just haven't gotten around to playing it.

Then again, what games don't I have?

Not much is going on with me today. Nobody really reaches out to talk to me these days. Christmas was nice, but bittersweet without my mom there. How was yours?
User avatar #2822 to #2821 - geeky ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Well if you're ever bored I'd recommend you give it a try, I'm having an absolute blast with it and I'm unlocking more and more gameplay elements every 30 minutes.
If you do end up playing it I recommend you go with a strider.

I'm gonna guess you don't have anything virtual boy related :^)

Same, honestly. And I'm sorry, man, but if it makes you feel any better I don't really reach out to anyone. I'm more of a loner by nature.
I had a blast with Shea, her uncle, and her grandmother. I'm really sorry about your mom, man, but she'd be really happy you had a good Christmas.
#2823 to #2822 - therealmaster (12/28/2015) [-]
I'm not bored, it's just that I have a mountain of games to go through.

No, I don't

It's alright. I'm just pretty down about all of my friends drifting away. Even Lisa hasn't been talking to me that much lately. Although, that's partially due to our work schedules.
User avatar #2824 to #2823 - geeky ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
You're not really missing out on much, you've pretty much got all the important systems.

As long as you're alright that's all that matters. I wouldn't worry too much about Lisa, Mast, you're a role model human being and have your life more figured out than most of the people I know.
Than being said, though, it never hurts to always try and reconnect when you think things are slipping a little.
#2826 to #2824 - therealmaster (12/28/2015) [-]
It took me 23 minutes to write that out. I really need to let my feelings flow out more instead of editing them down to nothing. I've always found it difficult to express myself, whether it be through writing or speaking.
User avatar #2827 to #2826 - geeky ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Your motivation has to become the drive to never let yourself slip. The plants can't survive without you, the laundry will grow cold and wrinkled.
Mankind is the vessel of what our lives will become. If you stay in that dark place today it will grow and fester and eventually consume you. Your work, loved ones, and general outlook on life will deteriorate at an exponential rate.
Templars and monks suffer every day and bring themselves to the edge of despair just by living, but every day they recite their prayers and work with their higher power for strength. They feel energetic, happy, and fulfilled because it's their body and mind rewarding them for their diligence; I myself have live both lifestyles for years and I promise you that the reward of laboring through the pain makes it all so much easier in the end.

Hoist that righteous shield and push on through the bad times with every ounce of humanity you can muster. The momentum of habit and familiarity will carry you back to that lifestyle you worked so hard to now.
#2828 to #2827 - therealmaster (12/28/2015) [-]
I know that much, and believe me, I'm a paragon of determination. I've just lost so much this year that even I've been pushed back. I need some time to center myself again. Hopefully the time off I'm getting in February will really do me some good.
#2829 to #2828 - geeky ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
I'm sure it will, my friend.
You have a square head on your shoulders and have made it this far in life and lived to tell the tale.
#2830 to #2829 - therealmaster (12/28/2015) [-]
Enough sad stuff. Time for happy pug.

Thanks for being here for me.
User avatar #2831 to #2830 - geeky ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
Oh I remember that webm, so sweet I think it gave me diabeetus.

It's what I'm here for, dude, I'm gonna go ahead and grind like **** .
#2832 to #2831 - therealmaster (12/28/2015) [-]
GIF
You grind, I'll shred.
#2825 to #2824 - therealmaster (12/28/2015) [-]
I feel like I'm in a rather dark place right now. Honestly haven't felt like this in a long time. I find myself just not caring about things. They're small things, like how the pants in the other room haven't been watered regularly, or that none of the laundry has been folded and put away, but it's not how I normally am. I wish I was the guy I am at work when I'm at home. That guy cares about every little thing. That tool isn't in the right spot; that car has to have valve caps on every stem, etc. But I can't seem to find that motivation.
#2813 to #2812 - geeky ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
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Yes.
#2815 to #2813 - mommytard (12/28/2015) [-]
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You love me.
#2806 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
Thanks for suddenly removing me and blocking me without saying anything, that totally didnt hurt at all
#2807 to #2806 - geeky ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
And thank you for telling Tessa something that I told you in confidence.

Every time I talk with you you're in some group call anyway and all I do is take audience to an ear raping game with those people. Your text responses are always short and devoid of any real conversation, like "hi" or "nope". And apparently I can't even tell you things without you going behind my back and stirring up drama.

Three strikes, we're done. I'm blocking you because I know you're gonna play the sob card and be melodramatic until I give in, and I don't dwell on negativity like that. When I know that's gonna be over and done with I'm unblocking you and everything's gonna be status quo again.
#2809 to #2807 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
When i do do short replies its because im in the middle of a game so i ask you to join, sorry for wanting to talk i guess
#2808 to #2807 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
What the **** , maybe because i thought he already knew that you didnt like him and you never said that you wanted to keep secrets, i said multiple times that i dont hide things behind peoples back, i didnt do it to stir drama, i did it because she wanted to fix things, and our conversations never go like that what the **** , you barely even messaged me, i thought you actually liked me and were a cool guy but if you hated **** i do then you should have said so
#2802 - sheashea (12/26/2015) [-]
Bwahahah! Oh god babe. Too funny!
User avatar #2800 - thattessachick (12/25/2015) [-]
So I heard you don't like me. What's that about?
User avatar #2801 to #2800 - geeky ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
In private conversation between Kavrick and me I told him I didn't want to join his Skype call, partly because I don't like you and I saw that you were in it.
User avatar #2803 to #2801 - thattessachick (12/26/2015) [-]
How come? Is it because I'm a slut on FJ?
User avatar #2804 to #2803 - geeky ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Partially, yes. You can also be a real bummer sometimes with a general meh mood.
User avatar #2805 to #2804 - thattessachick (12/26/2015) [-]
Oh, well don't worry about that in voice chats. I'm a lot more boring IRL.
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