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Age: 26
Date Signed Up:5/30/2012
Last Login:7/02/2014
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Times Content Favorited:47 times
Total Comments Made:334
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#16 - Slash 3, insurance will cover if all 4 are slashed, if you onl…  [+] (3 new replies) 07/17/2013 on Douchebags, meet your king +15
#207 - Womens Study Major (07/17/2013) [-]
If you just slash 3, why wouldn't I slash the fourth one when I saw that my vehicle had been vandalized so insurance would cover it?
#182 - worried (07/17/2013) [-]
i'd probably just slash the forth one if it was my car so the insurance company would pay for it
User avatar #17 - RequieminMortis (07/17/2013) [-]
Good point. We'll replace slashing the fourth tire with taking out the head and tail lights.
#701 - where do you get the vectors to make those? 07/15/2013 on I haven't given them... 0
#24 - Thanks. 07/14/2013 on Smart people get it. +3
#32 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2013 on So True +4
#36 - blackmore (07/13/2013) [-]
EHHHHHHHH You got the reference! have a banana.
#2 - Very carefully  [+] (7 new replies) 07/13/2013 on Like a Gentleman +598
#155 - hallowedfrogg (07/14/2013) [-]
Where in the fuck did all these thumbs come from?
#153 - Womens Study Major (07/14/2013) [-]
There are more people who thumbed your comment then there are people in my school. So just imagine a good sized auditorium, full of people, all laughing at what you just said. Good on ya.
#150 - monkeybrains (07/14/2013) [-]
#78 - anansi (07/14/2013) [-]
I like you.
#54 - razzamellon (07/13/2013) [-]
#6 - pappathethird (07/13/2013) [-]
#3 - Womens Study Major (07/13/2013) [-]
This guy.
#102 - Well it looks like I'm not getting my pilot's license...  [+] (1 new reply) 07/13/2013 on Win +11
#837 - Womens Study Major (07/13/2013) [-]
I'm in the same boat as you here...
though I've just opened my parachute and gotten out.
#3 - Picture 07/12/2013 on Phantom car +4
#146 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/12/2013 on Share a Shooting GIF +2
#147 - heyayayakilla (07/12/2013) [-]
Obama blaster
#5 - Have a wallpaper. 07/03/2013 on Glorious PC master race +6
#22 - Tampon slap. 07/03/2013 on oh hellllllllllllllls naw! 0
#27 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 07/03/2013 on flutter mac is best ship +1
#85 - dameush (07/03/2013) [-]
thanks
#18 - What if I sell my soul for a one-way ticket to Heaven?  [+] (3 new replies) 07/03/2013 on How to actually buy a... +23
User avatar #68 - darkoblivion (07/03/2013) [-]
from what i've heard selling your soul to heaven or hell is a one way trip to hell
#25 - Womens Study Major (07/03/2013) [-]
why not a round trip ticket? Go big, then go home right?
#23 - Womens Study Major (07/03/2013) [-]
The ticket goes to someone else.
#6 - Picture 07/02/2013 on Fun at work. +1
#30 - Picture 07/01/2013 on Bmw concept +1
#21 - I have the sudden urge to burn potassium... Gif not related 07/01/2013 on Element fun. 0
#15 - ctrl+alt+down arrow  [+] (1 new reply) 07/01/2013 on Chick was wild, but I... 0
User avatar #45 - Greevon (07/01/2013) [-]
Oh my god, it's like Australia mode. I never knew I could do that.
#51 - the best and longest  [+] (12 new replies) 07/01/2013 on Glory Hole +38
#251 - Womens Study Major (07/26/2013) [-]
10/10
fuckin lol'd
User avatar #186 - jiraiyasannin (07/01/2013) [-]
This is fucking legendary.
User avatar #137 - commontroll (07/01/2013) [-]
My favorite part of this, is that I'm picturing David Tennant in all these situations as the teacher. And Jack Harkness as Ray.
User avatar #62 - tristanscharpman (07/01/2013) [-]
my new favorite.
obviously, most greentext stories are completely made up, but this one is so elaborate, it has to have some truth behind it, making me laugh even harder if possible.
#59 - iamtheceej (07/01/2013) [-]
Worth it
User avatar #58 - ompalomper (07/01/2013) [-]
only rivaled by Neal the raptard

"haypil"
User avatar #81 - Tatou (07/01/2013) [-]
Neal was so awesome for a tard.
#67 - Womens Study Major (07/01/2013) [-]
I used to have a link to a picture with all of those green texts. I just tried it and it was 404.
#64 - mypenisismoist (07/01/2013) [-]
For the people who want to read that story.
#178 - Womens Study Major (07/01/2013) [-]
"Neal sees me as he's being carried away.
"haypil"
User avatar #98 - amuro (07/01/2013) [-]
deam, it is much TY mate for sharing it

#31 - cellular multiplication 06/30/2013 on Trees 0
#128 - what if anal birth?  [+] (1 new reply) 06/30/2013 on Babies 0
User avatar #132 - imthepunkkid (06/30/2013) [-]
Goatsee will finally have a well paying job
#110 - it is the infamous 'navy seal copypasta' it has become so popu… 06/28/2013 on 4chin 0
#5 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 06/26/2013 on 4chin +19
#96 - Womens Study Major (06/26/2013) [-]
somebody said that to me on omegle. where's it from?
User avatar #110 - gearson (06/28/2013) [-]
it is the infamous 'navy seal copypasta' it has become so popular that there has been multiple versions. e.x.:

What the fuck did you just say about me, you alpha male? I'll have you know I barely graduated at the bottom of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've yet to be involved in a single raid on the United States, and I have under 300 nonconfirmed lives. I am not trained in orangutan warfare and I'm the worst sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are everything to me and not just another target. I will keep you the fuck alive with imprecision the likes of which has been seen over and over again on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? You're right, fucker. As we speak I am failing to contact my public network of spies across the USA and your IP is being hidden right now so you need not prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the glorious, big thing you call your life. You're fucking alive, kid. I can't be anywhere, anytime, and I can save you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I barely trained in unarmed combat, but I have no access to any of the arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I can't use it to an even partial extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little piss. If only you could have known what holy sympathy your big "dumb" comment was about to bring up upon you, maybe you wouldn't have held your fucking tongue. But you could, you did, and now you're receiving the reward, you goddamn genius. I will shit calmness all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking alive, kiddo.
User avatar #10 - bontzyb (06/26/2013) [-]
everytime i read this i love how it goes from navy seals to army to usmc... the ending gets me ery tim.
#7 - Picture 06/26/2013 on facebook (666) +3
#14 - Here  [+] (4 new replies) 06/26/2013 on 'ustralia! +2
#16 - marluxia (06/26/2013) [-]
if snakes can do this now , we're dead
things can only get worst if spiders can fly..
#40 - SognaVetr (06/26/2013) [-]
How about snakes that can open doors AND fly?
#17 - marluxia (06/26/2013) [-]
owh wait they can..
thats it we're fuck
User avatar #18 - marluxia (06/26/2013) [-]
*fucked
#98 - Picture 06/26/2013 on Well... +2
#16 - Picture 06/26/2013 on What did you expect? +1
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