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gearshift

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Gender: male
Age: 21
Steam Profile: steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198045533162
Consoles Owned: PC gaming race of normal people.
Video Games Played: Too many
Interests: Mostly gaming and a bit of rowing.
Date Signed Up:8/07/2013
Last Login:5/28/2015
Location:Australia
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Highest Content Rank:#1422
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Times Content Favorited:238 times
Total Comments Made:658
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#137 - That might just be the most disturbing thing ive seen in a lon… 17 hours ago on If men could get pregnant,... 0
#101 - Keep in mind im absoulutely incapable of translating between t… 05/27/2015 on title goes here 0
#100 - Enough to have a conversation, but with pauses in between to a…  [+] (1 new reply) 05/27/2015 on title goes here 0
User avatar #120 - assrocket (05/27/2015) [-]
It's cool that you know so many languages. Dunno why this nig thumbed you down though. Maybe he's just jelly.
All I know is English. I'm trying to learn German but I'm shit at it at the moment. The language is really easy but I haven't gotten the hand of the weird differences like 'they are drinking milk' and 'he is drinking milk'. There's a different word not just for 'they' and 'he', but also for 'drinking', depending on who is doing it and how many people are doing it. It tripped me up so I kind of dropped it for a little while, but I keep going back to it. I don't want to be one of those languagefags who try to act fluent in languages when they can only read or speak from a predictable script like in a textbook.
>Hello, My name is assrocket
>I am 19 years old.
>I am from New Zealand
>I like the colour green
That sort of bullshit.
#83 - I speak russian (self taught). German and french (both primary…  [+] (4 new replies) 05/27/2015 on title goes here 0
User avatar #87 - fuzzyballs (05/27/2015) [-]
so you know how people sometimes make comments that are so unbelievable you don't actually believe them? that's what you did
how much of that German and French can you actually still remember?
User avatar #101 - gearshift (05/27/2015) [-]
Keep in mind im absoulutely incapable of translating between the languages unless i translate them to english or mandarin first
User avatar #100 - gearshift (05/27/2015) [-]
Enough to have a conversation, but with pauses in between to ask for specific words (how you say... -insert word here-). I was actually surprised at how much i remember when i tried translating from a german textbook a year ago, and i decided to keep the languages fresh just because i didnt want to lose them

Italian i know basic phrases but a lot of specifcs from hearing friends talking about specific things.

Jap and mandarin fluent, been speaking since i was a kid

English, well yeah, best language

Maybe i should be a translator
User avatar #120 - assrocket (05/27/2015) [-]
It's cool that you know so many languages. Dunno why this nig thumbed you down though. Maybe he's just jelly.
All I know is English. I'm trying to learn German but I'm shit at it at the moment. The language is really easy but I haven't gotten the hand of the weird differences like 'they are drinking milk' and 'he is drinking milk'. There's a different word not just for 'they' and 'he', but also for 'drinking', depending on who is doing it and how many people are doing it. It tripped me up so I kind of dropped it for a little while, but I keep going back to it. I don't want to be one of those languagefags who try to act fluent in languages when they can only read or speak from a predictable script like in a textbook.
>Hello, My name is assrocket
>I am 19 years old.
>I am from New Zealand
>I like the colour green
That sort of bullshit.
#84 - His proportions are off? You mean the massive cocks h… 05/27/2015 on History 0
#83 - Famous , teaches others how to draw (shadmans draw process vid… 05/27/2015 on History 0
#114 - Yep. More concerned about the last scp i was talking … 05/27/2015 on SCP Witch +1
#25 - I had that **** when i was younger, its less common now…  [+] (5 new replies) 05/26/2015 on Thats when I creep up on her 0
User avatar #29 - lype (05/26/2015) [-]
just today in the morning i had it two times. one lasted like 5s and my waist started hurting. the other lasted about 40s and i was vibrating until i heard glass falling on the floor, which scared me and i woke up
User avatar #27 - lype (05/26/2015) [-]
i can have sleep paralysis, or at least Hypnogogia every day. it is indeed terrifying. but it is also really interesting. i for some reason started really liking to induce this every night
User avatar #59 - mirukawa (05/26/2015) [-]
I can't get it, at all.
User avatar #60 - lype (05/26/2015) [-]
i made some OC last month about it. if you are interested in having it its worth the read. you can also check lucidology 101

www.funnyjunk.com/Lucid+dreams+and+sleep+paralysis+guide/funny-pictures/5526237/
User avatar #26 - aguycalledlee (05/26/2015) [-]
Amen to that last sentence, bro.
#21 - Well **** me, there it is. Now we just need a …  [+] (3 new replies) 05/26/2015 on want +3
#39 - onlysamson (05/26/2015) [-]
Nazi's had that idea at one point.
#25 - flnonymousseven (05/26/2015) [-]
found one
#11 - I play for maximum efficiency. I will milk every coin… 05/26/2015 on Fuckers 0

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