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gateguardian

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Date Signed Up:9/14/2010
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#1 - **** you dumb ass. Maybe you should not be a faggot and look 5…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2013 on A Shmoke und a Pancake +3
#2 - stewartt (02/06/2013) [-]
#3 - gateguardian (02/06/2013) [-]
What is this your first day on the internet?
#49 - some do even more then that 02/05/2013 on A Discussion 0
#19 - Explain, how each one is, I understand lust. 02/02/2013 on Deep atheist 2 0
#18 - Explain, how each one is.  [+] (19 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Deep atheist 2 +6
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#20 - drewsky (02/02/2013) [-]
Sloth: He never once said he would protect us whilst in our mortal forms.

Gluttony: He doesn't eat.

Pride: Nowhere in the bible does it say that he wants us to worship him every day, that was an idea brought about by a person.

Greed: God never asked us to pay tithes, that's just one of the ways that churches gather money aside from the government.
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#109 - thebritishguy (02/02/2013) [-]
you got the Pride bit so damn wrong, it says that in heaven you will constantly pray God for ever like robots
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#229 - drewsky (02/02/2013) [-]
Yes, in Heaven.
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#350 - thebritishguy (02/03/2013) [-]
I'm glad you agree with me
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#377 - drewsky (02/03/2013) [-]
We're not in Heaven.
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#380 - thebritishguy (02/03/2013) [-]
"Pride: Nowhere in the bible does it say that he wants us to worship him every day, that was an idea brought about by a person." - you
and then it says in heaven you will worship him every day
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#499 - drewsky (02/03/2013) [-]
What else would you do in Heaven?
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#511 - thebritishguy (02/03/2013) [-]
there's millions of things you would do talk and play with your friends and family, chat with all the dead people, have sex with everything, do dangerous stunts, masturbate, play football, dance etc.
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#512 - drewsky (02/03/2013) [-]
Evidently, that's not an option as far as Christians are concerned.
#21 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
The Gluttony one never said anything about food.
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#22 - drewsky (02/02/2013) [-]
Are you daft?
#23 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
No. A little chilly, but not daft. The only possible indication of food you could have seen was the word "hunger", which, when use in verb form (as in the above content) has the meaning of "to have a strong desire or craving for." In such a case, the desire or craving is not limited to food, as you might think.
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#24 - drewsky (02/02/2013) [-]
That may be so, but common implications of the word "hunger" are directed towards food.
#27 - anon (02/02/2013) [-]
The English language is not limited by "common implications." You may have been led to believe it was about food, but you were wrong.
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#29 - drewsky (02/02/2013) [-]
Also, who says God has anything? He could just be an entity with nothing.
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#28 - drewsky (02/02/2013) [-]
I know. That doesn't change the fact that it's more commonly used in situations involving food.
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#25 - chilleh (02/02/2013) [-]
God gave us free will but will send the angel of death down to kill us without mercy should we do something he isn't happy with, face it God is a dick.
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#26 - drewsky (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm not even Christian. People do shit God isn't happy with all the time. If that were really the case, we'd all be dead.
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#19 - gateguardian (02/02/2013) [-]
Explain, how each one is, I understand lust.
#829 - You must be hot then. 01/26/2013 on That's for sure. +2
#826 - Some people get all the good things. 01/26/2013 on That's for sure. +1
#816 - Oh really?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on That's for sure. 0
#818 - chikkachikka (01/26/2013) [-]
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#809 - Well i'm fat ass, so that makes since.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2013 on That's for sure. +1
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#813 - brokentrucker (01/26/2013) [-]
*sense
#833 - anon (01/26/2013) [-]
**science
#836 - brokentrucker (01/26/2013) [-]
#70 - What is that?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2013 on Just walk it off 0
#71 - vozlov (01/25/2013) [-]
"Jawbreaker" Kinda thought someone would get the joke.
#68 - Do you know the story behind it?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2013 on Just walk it off 0
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#69 - schnickelfritz (01/25/2013) [-]
Over the course I heard so many different versions... but the one I heard the most was that it got hit my a train. True? I don't know.