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#14 - No, People hate all those things to.  [+] (5 new replies) 03/27/2013 on Death metal +55
User avatar #277 - theqwertyops (03/28/2013) [-]
Who is this? I have forgotten
User avatar #281 - gateguardian (03/28/2013) [-]
Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw. From Zero Punctuation
User avatar #104 - tidex (03/28/2013) [-]
To what, TELL ME!!!!!1!
User avatar #262 - gateguardian (03/28/2013) [-]
Can you use more of a complete sentence? I am haveing a hard time understanding you.
User avatar #297 - tidex (03/28/2013) [-]
People hate those things too*
#22 - Picture 03/22/2013 on i dont even +9
#8 - I didn't get it.  [+] (1 new reply) 03/22/2013 on Charlie's got the best father 0
#12 - garnykins (03/22/2013) [-]
He asks for thirty, the initial response brings it down to twenty, and the final response lowers it to ten all in just a few words.
#5 - What they like 02/26/2013 on What to do, what to do... -3
#42 - what is that?  [+] (1 new reply) 02/18/2013 on SHE LIKED IT 0
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#816 - **gateguardian rolled a random comment #2950884 posted by … 02/14/2013 on What Your Valentine Said 0
#17 - i must know  [+] (2 new replies) 02/12/2013 on Moar Feels +2
User avatar #21 - jaknik (02/12/2013) [-]
Zubatman. Look it up on youtube
#7 - comment 1 02/07/2013 on A Shmoke und a Pancake 0
#5 - it's not. look below  [+] (2 new replies) 02/07/2013 on A Shmoke und a Pancake 0
User avatar #6 - bcsaint (02/07/2013) [-]
I don't see anything
User avatar #7 - gateguardian (02/07/2013) [-]
comment 1
#3 - What is this your first day on the internet? 02/06/2013 on A Shmoke und a Pancake +4
#1 - **** you dumb ass. Maybe you should not be a fagg…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/06/2013 on A Shmoke und a Pancake +3
#2 - stewartt (02/06/2013) [-]
#3 - gateguardian (02/06/2013) [-]
What is this your first day on the internet?
#49 - some do even more then that 02/05/2013 on A Discussion 0
#19 - Explain, how each one is, I understand lust. 02/02/2013 on Deep atheist 2 0
#18 - Explain, how each one is.  [+] (19 new replies) 02/02/2013 on Deep atheist 2 +6
User avatar #20 - drewsky (02/02/2013) [-]
Sloth: He never once said he would protect us whilst in our mortal forms.

Gluttony: He doesn't eat.

Pride: Nowhere in the bible does it say that he wants us to worship him every day, that was an idea brought about by a person.

Greed: God never asked us to pay tithes, that's just one of the ways that churches gather money aside from the government.
User avatar #109 - thebritishguy (02/02/2013) [-]
you got the Pride bit so damn wrong, it says that in heaven you will constantly pray God for ever like robots
User avatar #229 - drewsky (02/02/2013) [-]
Yes, in Heaven.
User avatar #350 - thebritishguy (02/03/2013) [-]
I'm glad you agree with me
User avatar #377 - drewsky (02/03/2013) [-]
We're not in Heaven.
User avatar #380 - thebritishguy (02/03/2013) [-]
"Pride: Nowhere in the bible does it say that he wants us to worship him every day, that was an idea brought about by a person." - you
and then it says in heaven you will worship him every day
User avatar #499 - drewsky (02/03/2013) [-]
What else would you do in Heaven?
User avatar #511 - thebritishguy (02/03/2013) [-]
there's millions of things you would do talk and play with your friends and family, chat with all the dead people, have sex with everything, do dangerous stunts, masturbate, play football, dance etc.
User avatar #512 - drewsky (02/03/2013) [-]
Evidently, that's not an option as far as Christians are concerned.
#21 - 4chan refugee (02/02/2013) [-]
The Gluttony one never said anything about food.
User avatar #22 - drewsky (02/02/2013) [-]
Are you daft?
#23 - 4chan refugee (02/02/2013) [-]
No. A little chilly, but not daft. The only possible indication of food you could have seen was the word "hunger", which, when use in verb form (as in the above content) has the meaning of "to have a strong desire or craving for." In such a case, the desire or craving is not limited to food, as you might think.
User avatar #24 - drewsky (02/02/2013) [-]
That may be so, but common implications of the word "hunger" are directed towards food.
#27 - 4chan refugee (02/02/2013) [-]
The English language is not limited by "common implications." You may have been led to believe it was about food, but you were wrong.
User avatar #29 - drewsky (02/02/2013) [-]
Also, who says God has anything? He could just be an entity with nothing.
User avatar #28 - drewsky (02/02/2013) [-]
I know. That doesn't change the fact that it's more commonly used in situations involving food.
User avatar #25 - chilleh (02/02/2013) [-]
God gave us free will but will send the angel of death down to kill us without mercy should we do something he isn't happy with, face it God is a dick.
User avatar #26 - drewsky (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm not even Christian. People do shit God isn't happy with all the time. If that were really the case, we'd all be dead.
User avatar #19 - gateguardian (02/02/2013) [-]
Explain, how each one is, I understand lust.
#829 - You must be hot then. 01/26/2013 on That's for sure. +2
#826 - Some people get all the good things. 01/26/2013 on That's for sure. +1
#816 - Oh really?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/26/2013 on That's for sure. 0
#818 - chikkachikka (01/26/2013) [-]
..................
#809 - Well i'm fat ass, so that makes since.  [+] (3 new replies) 01/26/2013 on That's for sure. +1
User avatar #813 - brokentrucker (01/26/2013) [-]
*sense
#833 - 4chan refugee (01/26/2013) [-]
**science
#836 - brokentrucker (01/26/2013) [-]
#70 - What is that?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2013 on Just walk it off 0
#71 - vozlov (01/25/2013) [-]
"Jawbreaker" Kinda thought someone would get the joke.
#68 - Do you know the story behind it?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/25/2013 on Just walk it off 0
User avatar #69 - schnickelfritz (01/25/2013) [-]
Over the course I heard so many different versions... but the one I heard the most was that it got hit my a train. True? I don't know.
#84 - What game is this?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/22/2013 on Oh Emi 0
User avatar #285 - terezius (01/23/2013) [-]
Katawa Shoujo...
#27 - i believe it's closer to say " never give up, no matter w… 01/02/2013 on Happy 2013 0
#63 - How does that work? 12/23/2012 on Enlarge +8
#263 - I know no will listen, but i think we should just not talk abo… 12/19/2012 on Damn Westboro Baptist Church +1
#258 - MFW when reading about this  [+] (1 new reply) 12/19/2012 on Damn Westboro Baptist Church +2
#263 - gateguardian (12/19/2012) [-]
I know no will listen, but i think we should just not talk about them. To quote the internet "Don't feed the trolls and they will die" If it were up to me I say find a way for even the media to be silenced.

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#10 - 4chan refugee (03/25/2012) [-]
Retard. Get of FJ and go to 9gag where your kind belongs.
#11 to #12 - gateguardian (03/25/2012) [-]
I don't think you belong here
#12 to #13 - 4chan refugee (03/25/2012) [-]
Don't care, GTFO.
User avatar #1 - blahness (08/21/2011) [-]
you are ******* retarded
User avatar #2 to #1 - gateguardian (08/21/2011) [-]
Well yeah... Your ugly
User avatar #4 to #2 - drifzzts (03/25/2012) [-]
His ugly?
#5 to #6 - gateguardian (03/25/2012) [-]
Why are you comment on something this old?
User avatar #6 to #7 - drifzzts (03/25/2012) [-]
I'm bored.
User avatar #3 to #2 - blahness (08/21/2011) [-]
ok. and?
doesnt disprove my fact
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