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#77 - how do you roll  [+] (4 new replies) 03/02/2011 on BATMAN +3
User avatar #97 - saulsilver (03/02/2011) [-]
**saulsilver rolls 810,905,348**

* roll # *

^take out the spaces between the asterisks. And the number has to be between 1 & 9
User avatar #193 - gateguardian (03/02/2011) [-]
*roll2* Dubs?
User avatar #194 - gateguardian (03/02/2011) [-]
**gateguardian rolls 77** Dubs?
User avatar #240 - saulsilver (03/02/2011) [-]
I'm impressed haha
#58 - what has been seen can't be unseen. 02/21/2011 on Forever Alone 0
#2 - Done 02/21/2011 on THUMB ME DOWN 0
#6 - What film  [+] (1 new reply) 02/21/2011 on mario mario 0
#7 - gurgleflep has deleted their comment.
#18 - I know i just bored so i trying to start a debate. but not all…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/20/2011 on ultimate battle +1
User avatar #19 - wulfdogkat (02/20/2011) [-]
cool,
#16 - Alright, let's just set the scene for this epic battle. First …  [+] (3 new replies) 02/20/2011 on ultimate battle +1
User avatar #17 - wulfdogkat (02/20/2011) [-]
look at the debate above it could happen either way
User avatar #18 - gateguardian (02/20/2011) [-]
I know i just bored so i trying to start a debate. but not all BD use the drill some have the rivet gun.
User avatar #19 - wulfdogkat (02/20/2011) [-]
cool,
#13 - if a human can kill xenomorph then a human with a big daddy su…  [+] (6 new replies) 02/20/2011 on ultimate battle +1
#15 - longrodvonhugendon (02/20/2011) [-]
they are part of a swarm, it wouldn't be 1 VS 1 it would be more like 50 VS 1
User avatar #14 - wulfdogkat (02/20/2011) [-]
i truthfully can't tell who'd win until i see the fight
User avatar #16 - gateguardian (02/20/2011) [-]
Alright, let's just set the scene for this epic battle. First it will have to be in rapture, just makes more since. now there are almost no normal people in rapture, and most of them where masks and have plasmas, and their numbers are already low, do to all the fighting. now, this may not stop the aliens but it will slow them down. plus, there are robots and turrets that kill all intruders on site. A big daddy is almost never without a little sister. the rage they gain from an alien trying to kill one will be a plus. in the end if all fails the city can be suck in to the ocean. the big daddy's can breathe under water the aliens cannot. as far as i know.
User avatar #17 - wulfdogkat (02/20/2011) [-]
look at the debate above it could happen either way
User avatar #18 - gateguardian (02/20/2011) [-]
I know i just bored so i trying to start a debate. but not all BD use the drill some have the rivet gun.
User avatar #19 - wulfdogkat (02/20/2011) [-]
cool,
#16 - you need to site your sources 02/20/2011 on Awesome Facts 0
#15 - your the moron, superman just jumped he did not fly. 02/20/2011 on Awesome Facts 0
#9 - it's called alt art for a reason. 02/20/2011 on fallout alt art 0
#3 - he added stuff to the end 02/20/2011 on Justin Bieber OverKill 0
#10 - Picture 02/18/2011 on Archimedes just face palmed... 0
#2 - They have to kill someone 02/15/2011 on The Five Ninjas pt1 +1
#415 - I am going to keep debating on a topic that has never been settled.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2011 on Imaginary Friend 0
#418 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
Good for you?
#387 - Well, you sure did put a lot of effort in to not trying to get…  [+] (3 new replies) 02/15/2011 on Imaginary Friend 0
#412 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
I shouldn't have to state the obvious...
User avatar #415 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
I am going to keep debating on a topic that has never been settled.
#418 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
Good for you?
#17 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2011 on Gum troll +14
#38 - Formus (02/15/2011) [-]
#360 - 1. Hey buddy Taerocker has commented all over this page so cou…  [+] (5 new replies) 02/15/2011 on Imaginary Friend 0
#376 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
Try reading the only response I gave to him which just so happens to be the comment on top of your stupid dribble.
User avatar #387 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
Well, you sure did put a lot of effort in to not trying to get in a debate, for someone who commented back with opposing points. instead of just stating your purpose was to do something simple.
#412 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
I shouldn't have to state the obvious...
User avatar #415 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
I am going to keep debating on a topic that has never been settled.
#418 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
Good for you?
#355 - Actually in my time zone it's Tuesday.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2011 on Imaginary Friend 0
#358 - LesterDragon has deleted their comment.
#344 - No,Just a slow week,  [+] (3 new replies) 02/15/2011 on Imaginary Friend 0
#347 - LesterDragon has deleted their comment.
User avatar #355 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
Actually in my time zone it's Tuesday.
#358 - LesterDragon has deleted their comment.
#307 - In everything you just said. Ha Ha made my day, no wait week.  [+] (12 new replies) 02/15/2011 on Imaginary Friend 0
#340 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
firstly, read what I just said in reply to Taerocker. Secondly, get over yourself.
User avatar #360 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
1. Hey buddy Taerocker has commented all over this page so could you at least give me the comment number

2. if you didn't get there no need to be offensive
#376 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
Try reading the only response I gave to him which just so happens to be the comment on top of your stupid dribble.
User avatar #387 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
Well, you sure did put a lot of effort in to not trying to get in a debate, for someone who commented back with opposing points. instead of just stating your purpose was to do something simple.
#412 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
I shouldn't have to state the obvious...
User avatar #415 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
I am going to keep debating on a topic that has never been settled.
#418 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
Good for you?
#331 - LesterDragon has deleted their comment.
User avatar #344 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
No,Just a slow week,
#347 - LesterDragon has deleted their comment.
User avatar #355 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
Actually in my time zone it's Tuesday.
#358 - LesterDragon has deleted their comment.
#275 - Picture 02/15/2011 on Imaginary Friend +1
#259 - Why is abbreviation such a long word.  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2011 on Imaginary Friend 0
User avatar #261 - sillypiggy (02/15/2011) [-]
Because the creators of the English language are trolls.
#255 - OK here's the sparknotes of it. 1. I pointed out that you…  [+] (18 new replies) 02/15/2011 on Imaginary Friend 0
#298 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
1. I don't need to provide anything because I couldn't say anything that hasn't already come to attention to the masses already.
2. That's just the heat of debating, proving and disproving for you. If you are at all interested in supporting your side, then finding flaws with the opposition is a great and commonly used technique to gain support.
3. I don't care
User avatar #326 - Taerocker (02/15/2011) [-]
It doesn't count as a flame war if I tell off someone who obviously doesn't know what he's talking about, right? Well, let's just assume the answer is yes.

Mr. Bourky, try and make a valid argument with valid claims and a valid sense of reason. I think I should say vali more because not a single thing you just posted was. If you're a troll, I'm aware of it. If not, try reading about this subject before acting like the opionions of others are invalid. Oh, and try reading about this guy named Socrates while you're at it. You might just learn something about debates.
#338 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
You do realize I wasn't even trying to get into a debate about religion yea? I was just merely correcting gateguardian because he misinterpreted what captionobviousman said... but in the process, he managed to misunderstand what I was doing as well... /golfclap. Personally, I don't care about religion or atheists so yea =/
#307 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
In everything you just said. Ha Ha made my day, no wait week.
#340 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
firstly, read what I just said in reply to Taerocker. Secondly, get over yourself.
User avatar #360 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
1. Hey buddy Taerocker has commented all over this page so could you at least give me the comment number

2. if you didn't get there no need to be offensive
#376 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
Try reading the only response I gave to him which just so happens to be the comment on top of your stupid dribble.
User avatar #387 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
Well, you sure did put a lot of effort in to not trying to get in a debate, for someone who commented back with opposing points. instead of just stating your purpose was to do something simple.
#412 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
I shouldn't have to state the obvious...
User avatar #415 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
I am going to keep debating on a topic that has never been settled.
#418 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
Good for you?
#331 - LesterDragon has deleted their comment.
User avatar #344 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
No,Just a slow week,
#347 - LesterDragon has deleted their comment.
User avatar #355 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
Actually in my time zone it's Tuesday.
#358 - LesterDragon has deleted their comment.
User avatar #271 - lostandgoneforever (02/15/2011) [-]
You have. a green. tie... AWESOME
#275 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
#247 - I agree with what your saying. a joke should be a joke, but re…  [+] (8 new replies) 02/15/2011 on Imaginary Friend +2
User avatar #249 - sillypiggy (02/15/2011) [-]
Well if someone wants to be apart of a flame war then thats there problem. someone could just look at a joke laugh and press next. I mean if we hade sure no one got offended by a joke then there would be no jokes ever.
User avatar #276 - Taerocker (02/15/2011) [-]
When talking a person jokes around and says "God(s) is/are fake.", it's the equivalent of saying "Your momma's a whore." It can go 4 ways:
1. If they do not have a religion/Do not like their mothers, they'll agree with you and laugh.
2.If they're agnostic/know you're joking, they'll laugh a little, but in a concerned way.
3. People who have integrated lifestyle with religion/Peopl who love their mothers, but won't stand for it, will usually ask you to stop saying such things.
4. Religious zealots/People who love their mothers more tan ife itself would become violent or try and make a "flame-war" with others on the internet.

It's just the same way any joke can go.
User avatar #282 - sillypiggy (02/15/2011) [-]
Yea but same can be said about any joke and anyone can get offended at anything. A joke is a joke and if someone cant take a joke then thats there problem.
User avatar #315 - Taerocker (02/15/2011) [-]
Oh, friend, you have an optimism that most don't, and that I envy. However, the impact of culture and ideaology don't strike you as important as they should. These influence everything for a person: what they do, how they'll do it, and what they'll become. So when a person makes fun of that, it's making fun an entire community's commitments andachievements.

Picture this, you spend 20 years of your life working on a house (let's assume it's pretty big). But every now and then, a group likes to come over and graffitti it, mocking you and all the work you've put into it. They'd laugh, but I'll tell you right now, you wouldn't. Now try and take it from a house, and make it your life. It's a whole lot less funny.
User avatar #339 - sillypiggy (02/15/2011) [-]
Yea but the difference is this is a joke and isnt destroying anything. If this was the early 18th century and this was a slave trader joke people would get offended.
User avatar #350 - Taerocker (02/15/2011) [-]
But grafitti doesn't destroy anything either. It's just mockery and insults. You can paint right over them. The only thing is, they'll be back again tomorrow.
User avatar #259 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
Why is abbreviation such a long word.
User avatar #261 - sillypiggy (02/15/2011) [-]
Because the creators of the English language are trolls.
#239 - For some one asking for findings i see none other then quote&q…  [+] (20 new replies) 02/15/2011 on Imaginary Friend 0
#243 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
Can you like, reword that so it makes some sort of sense? Thank you.
#255 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
OK here's the sparknotes of it.
1. I pointed out that you asked for finding but provided none.
2. I pointed out there are people who try to stop proof of a god,
3. I said the name of the video that shows this.
#298 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
1. I don't need to provide anything because I couldn't say anything that hasn't already come to attention to the masses already.
2. That's just the heat of debating, proving and disproving for you. If you are at all interested in supporting your side, then finding flaws with the opposition is a great and commonly used technique to gain support.
3. I don't care
User avatar #326 - Taerocker (02/15/2011) [-]
It doesn't count as a flame war if I tell off someone who obviously doesn't know what he's talking about, right? Well, let's just assume the answer is yes.

Mr. Bourky, try and make a valid argument with valid claims and a valid sense of reason. I think I should say vali more because not a single thing you just posted was. If you're a troll, I'm aware of it. If not, try reading about this subject before acting like the opionions of others are invalid. Oh, and try reading about this guy named Socrates while you're at it. You might just learn something about debates.
#338 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
You do realize I wasn't even trying to get into a debate about religion yea? I was just merely correcting gateguardian because he misinterpreted what captionobviousman said... but in the process, he managed to misunderstand what I was doing as well... /golfclap. Personally, I don't care about religion or atheists so yea =/
#307 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
In everything you just said. Ha Ha made my day, no wait week.
#340 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
firstly, read what I just said in reply to Taerocker. Secondly, get over yourself.
User avatar #360 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
1. Hey buddy Taerocker has commented all over this page so could you at least give me the comment number

2. if you didn't get there no need to be offensive
#376 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
Try reading the only response I gave to him which just so happens to be the comment on top of your stupid dribble.
User avatar #387 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
Well, you sure did put a lot of effort in to not trying to get in a debate, for someone who commented back with opposing points. instead of just stating your purpose was to do something simple.
#412 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
I shouldn't have to state the obvious...
User avatar #415 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
I am going to keep debating on a topic that has never been settled.
#418 - Bourky (02/15/2011) [-]
Good for you?
#331 - LesterDragon has deleted their comment.
User avatar #344 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
No,Just a slow week,
#347 - LesterDragon has deleted their comment.
User avatar #355 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]
Actually in my time zone it's Tuesday.
#358 - LesterDragon has deleted their comment.
User avatar #271 - lostandgoneforever (02/15/2011) [-]
You have. a green. tie... AWESOME
#275 - gateguardian (02/15/2011) [-]

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#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/25/2012) [-]
Retard. Get of FJ and go to 9gag where your kind belongs.
#11 to #12 - gateguardian (03/25/2012) [-]
I don't think you belong here
#12 to #13 - xxxsonic fanxxx (03/25/2012) [-]
Don't care, GTFO.
User avatar #1 - blahness (08/21/2011) [-]
you are ******* retarded
User avatar #2 to #1 - gateguardian (08/21/2011) [-]
Well yeah... Your ugly
User avatar #4 to #2 - drifzzts (03/25/2012) [-]
His ugly?
#5 to #6 - gateguardian (03/25/2012) [-]
Why are you comment on something this old?
User avatar #6 to #7 - drifzzts (03/25/2012) [-]
I'm bored.
User avatar #3 to #2 - blahness (08/21/2011) [-]
ok. and?
doesnt disprove my fact
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