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#7 - people with blue eyes are the best at everything  [+] (37 new replies) 01/02/2012 on Brown Eyes +190
#486 - sideffect (01/02/2012) [-]
True story, my grandparents fled Germany. I have blonde hair and blue eyes, the only one among my cousins. My grandmother would sit me on her lap and brush my curls and tell me I was her favorite. My Grandfather would call me "mein Engel" and I asked him one day why and he said because angels only have blonde hair and blue eyes.... I think my grandparents may have been Nazis.
#371 - toughmcbuff (01/02/2012) [-]
It's only now i realised hitler was talking about super saiyns...

Holy shit hitler was Vegeta!!!
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User avatar #293 - wiredguy (01/02/2012) [-]
But he had brown eyes, he just wanted everyone else to have blue eyes...
User avatar #8 - tarnac (01/02/2012) [-]
Acturly, Hitler had brown eyes....
User avatar #28 - drharley (01/02/2012) [-]
Hence, the Aryan race is still around, and he isn't.
User avatar #9 - garthalamubains (01/02/2012) [-]
But the "master race" didn't
User avatar #10 - tarnac (01/02/2012) [-]
Nope, the "master race" standards were: 1,80cm tall, athletic, blue eyes and blonde hair. Hitler were 1,67cm tall, kinda skinny, had brown eyes and hair, AND he's mother and father were Jewish....
#380 - tarnac (01/02/2012) [-]
Seriosly guy! This is getting out of hand!
#348 - finni (01/02/2012) [-]
His mother wasn't Jewish?
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User avatar #291 - wiredguy (01/02/2012) [-]
But he's not talking about Hitler at all, he's talking from the point of view of Hitler about the master race...
You've misunderstood the joke.
#138 - gnegg (01/02/2012) [-]
I'm gonna drop some knowledge... His father was jewish, but his mother was not... Therefore, Hitler isn't jewish. There you go.
#151 - froloff (01/02/2012) [-]
He wasn't. Search up Alois Hitler, he was a christian.
User avatar #14 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
i am part of the master race, you also forgot the fact they were german
User avatar #471 - awesomesmygen (01/02/2012) [-]
Actually, the nearest Hitler was to fint that race was in Norway, Setesdalen.
User avatar #209 - crazyanger (01/02/2012) [-]
Not necessarily. Scandinavia is full of master race. In fact, Hitler had planned that after the war he was gonna move to Norway.
User avatar #15 - tarnac (01/02/2012) [-]
Who were german? The master race or Hitler?
User avatar #16 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
the race, or am i wrong?
User avatar #17 - tarnac (01/02/2012) [-]
Well, tecnicaly you'r right. The "master race" was another name for Aryan race, wich are pretty much everyone in the north since we all... I don't realy need to bring all this crap up, we're both right. Just google the Aryan race or something if you don't got a clue on what I am saying.
User avatar #19 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
yeah the aryan race crap is still big around these parts with the skin heads and neo nazis, theres also a white gang called FOLK which is pretty big in alabama i heard
User avatar #21 - byobgraffpro (01/02/2012) [-]
i live in bama. i was in cullman and they were having a rally. really uncomfortable
User avatar #332 - whiteniggers (01/02/2012) [-]
I live in banana.
User avatar #22 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
i hear ya, i was on the phone with a girl from there and they shot up her house and she shrugged it off and said her cousins were making bombs to get back at them, never will i go down there lolz
User avatar #23 - byobgraffpro (01/02/2012) [-]
yeah dude for the most part it's chill. but downtown and middle of no where are dangerous
User avatar #24 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
yeah youd figure being from newyork i wouldnt be scared but white people are way more scary
User avatar #25 - byobgraffpro (01/02/2012) [-]
poor white people who have nothing better to do. those are scary
User avatar #26 - Sonos (01/02/2012) [-]
youre so right lolz, well im out have fun (threw you all some thumbs)
User avatar #229 - skwirl (01/02/2012) [-]
<-- Too many lines
#316 - haaaxderp (01/02/2012) [-]
I'm watching this thread
User avatar #11 - garthalamubains (01/02/2012) [-]
I'm pretty sure the rumor is that his grand mother was jewish
User avatar #12 - tarnac (01/02/2012) [-]
I'm not 100% about his dad, but his mother and, probably, grandmother were jewish.
User avatar #13 - garthalamubains (01/02/2012) [-]
well if his mother was jewish,Not saying she was,his grandma would be also
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User avatar #57 - MichalKrin (01/02/2012) [-]
I don't know about genetics, but Hitler's mother was religiously Jewish when he was born. She did change beliefs later on, to my knowledge.
#153 - froloff (01/02/2012) [-]
I don't know where you have learned anything but Klara Hitler(Hitlers mother) was catholic, his father (Alois Hitler) was also a catholic. I have no idea what colors his eyes were, but Hitler wasn't jewish. Go back to school
User avatar #152 - garthalamubains (01/02/2012) [-]
so if she was religiously Jewish not "racially Jewish"then Hitler was not a jew
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#290 - probably Pokemon trainer 01/02/2012 on Pick Carefully 0
#117 - Riot in my ass 01/01/2012 on In my ass +1
#26 - Picture 01/01/2012 on Clint Absurderwood 0
#32 - Picture 01/01/2012 on Morbid Folktale +4
#252 - **garthalamubains rolls 6** will she date me 01/01/2012 on Bribery 0
#250 - **garthalamubains rolls 4** will she date me?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/01/2012 on Bribery 0
User avatar #252 - garthalamubains (01/01/2012) [-]
**garthalamubains rolls 6**will she date me
#38 - I got a rock 12/31/2011 on Omg liek I didn't get a new... +4
#105 - If your mind is weak Killbane our will find you 12/31/2011 on Dont you dare 0
#15 - I'm not quite sure 12/31/2011 on Wooden trollface OC 0
#3 - Picture  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2011 on Wooden trollface OC +2
User avatar #13 - Juddo (12/27/2011) [-]
sauce?
User avatar #15 - garthalamubains (12/31/2011) [-]
I'm not quite sure

#26 - I'll respect your opinion 12/27/2011 on Favorite Pony +3
#23 - what about Twilghtsparkle...  [+] (2 new replies) 12/27/2011 on Favorite Pony +1
User avatar #25 - ilovehitler (12/27/2011) [-]
She's an okay pony...Luna is best pony.
User avatar #26 - garthalamubains (12/27/2011) [-]
I'll respect your opinion
#100 - Your opinion is taking in consideration,but most people on the… 12/27/2011 on Hey Bronies.... +1
#74 - **garthalamubains rolled user waffleofdoom ** Raped me 12/27/2011 on I just broke the matrix... +1
#41 - Picture 12/27/2011 on Must have been blonde +15
#46 - **garthalamubains rolls 1** Do I have friends 12/26/2011 on Just Like That +2
#14 - ******* 17!The most trolling of numbers 12/26/2011 on Dear Princess Celestia +2
#179 - Comment deleted 12/26/2011 on Dubs. Dubs everywhere. 0
#88 - sorry,just a bit of a mishap with just waking up, 12/24/2011 on another skyrim post 0
#60 - you ****** up Christmas and the mall Santa had en… 12/24/2011 on CHRISMAS COMIC +1
#46 - my froend can speak deadric fluently and /i'm slowly learning …  [+] (2 new replies) 12/24/2011 on another skyrim post 0
User avatar #78 - agx (12/24/2011) [-]
you should work on english first
User avatar #88 - garthalamubains (12/24/2011) [-]
sorry,just a bit of a mishap with just waking up,
#197 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 12/24/2011 on Happy holidays +9
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#6 - nearly chocked on my pie when the first scare happened 12/23/2011 on comic reaction (link in... 0

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#1 - banteringcat (01/31/2012) [-]
Hey buddy.
User avatar #2 to #1 - garthalamubains (02/01/2012) [-]
hello,do I know you?
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