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Date Signed Up:10/23/2011
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Content Ranking:#18485
Comment Ranking:#8943
Highest Content Rank:#1600
Highest Comment Rank:#1281
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Comment Thumbs: 5932 total,  8496 ,  2564
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Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 260 Comments: Pure Win
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Content Views:182392
Times Content Favorited:130 times
Total Comments Made:2345
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latest user's comments

#32 - Fuck the polize. 02/02/2013 on Emibot 0
#50 - IM SO DONE WITH THIS SITE I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR … 02/02/2013 on Omegle +8
#243 - The same... You wanna stop reading my diary journal? 02/02/2013 on Truth 0
#31 - I would grab them on the edge nearest the table, throw them o… 02/01/2013 on Prank: All cups are stapled... +1
#10 - Nigger it's an entire paragraph. 01/31/2013 on I try not to judge 0
#238 - Oh. Well I guess John is kill. 01/29/2013 on What do you think Emi? -5
#232 - No. I played the fucking game. Thank you for stereotypica…  [+] (5 new replies) 01/29/2013 on What do you think Emi? -6
#239 - N. Korean citizen (01/29/2013) [-]
lol you stupid nigger everything you say is pure ass poop
User avatar #237 - ehzio (01/29/2013) [-]
He's the one that made Emi's story if you wanted to know, but from blunt statements I assume not
User avatar #235 - ehzio (01/29/2013) [-]
Oh you're silly
User avatar #233 - ehzio (01/29/2013) [-]
No I meant that in a serious way.... One of the creator of the game is named The Hivemind...
Relax a bit dude no one is making fun of you, if you didn't enjoy so be it...
User avatar #238 - garrettjacobsen (01/29/2013) [-]
Oh.
Well I guess John is kill.
#230 - I played all of it, and that is how I came to hate it. Go…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/29/2013 on What do you think Emi? -7
User avatar #231 - ehzio (01/29/2013) [-]
is that suppose to be a joke?
User avatar #232 - garrettjacobsen (01/29/2013) [-]
No. I played the fucking game.
Thank you for stereotypically responding with "he doesn't like it, he must have never gotten past part 1."
And also, no. You are in agreement with the majority. Also referred to as hivemind.
#239 - N. Korean citizen (01/29/2013) [-]
lol you stupid nigger everything you say is pure ass poop
User avatar #237 - ehzio (01/29/2013) [-]
He's the one that made Emi's story if you wanted to know, but from blunt statements I assume not
User avatar #235 - ehzio (01/29/2013) [-]
Oh you're silly
User avatar #233 - ehzio (01/29/2013) [-]
No I meant that in a serious way.... One of the creator of the game is named The Hivemind...
Relax a bit dude no one is making fun of you, if you didn't enjoy so be it...
User avatar #238 - garrettjacobsen (01/29/2013) [-]
Oh.
Well I guess John is kill.
#3 - Actually, you can see it and view it, even fap to it. You …  [+] (3 new replies) 01/29/2013 on Laws -12
User avatar #56 - dezider (01/29/2013) [-]
tell something - avalanche of minuses
he is actually right - plus, plus, plus,...
wut?
User avatar #36 - contradiction (01/29/2013) [-]
i like how the truth rustled many jimmies
#30 - holystone (01/29/2013) [-]
#216 - A terrible game.  [+] (9 new replies) 01/29/2013 on What do you think Emi? -9
User avatar #229 - ehzio (01/29/2013) [-]
Seems like you didn't play it.... any of it...
User avatar #230 - garrettjacobsen (01/29/2013) [-]
I played all of it, and that is how I came to hate it.
Go back to the hivemind and leave my opinion be.
User avatar #231 - ehzio (01/29/2013) [-]
is that suppose to be a joke?
User avatar #232 - garrettjacobsen (01/29/2013) [-]
No. I played the fucking game.
Thank you for stereotypically responding with "he doesn't like it, he must have never gotten past part 1."
And also, no. You are in agreement with the majority. Also referred to as hivemind.
#239 - N. Korean citizen (01/29/2013) [-]
lol you stupid nigger everything you say is pure ass poop
User avatar #237 - ehzio (01/29/2013) [-]
He's the one that made Emi's story if you wanted to know, but from blunt statements I assume not
User avatar #235 - ehzio (01/29/2013) [-]
Oh you're silly
User avatar #233 - ehzio (01/29/2013) [-]
No I meant that in a serious way.... One of the creator of the game is named The Hivemind...
Relax a bit dude no one is making fun of you, if you didn't enjoy so be it...
User avatar #238 - garrettjacobsen (01/29/2013) [-]
Oh.
Well I guess John is kill.
#257 - 7 01/28/2013 on The After 0
#179 - Do it. 01/27/2013 on MFW I don't play this game 0
#44 - It's pretty bad. 01/26/2013 on Ending of Akira route -6
#94 - I felt nothing during this entire game. How can you cry d… 01/26/2013 on Started playing yesterday... -3
#59 - It was in a fire dipshit. 01/23/2013 on Feels. 0
#26 - No. 01/21/2013 on Wrong person -3
#8 - I can never put al's voice on his real face, just can't do it.  [+] (1 new reply) 01/20/2013 on alchestbreach's profile 0
User avatar #9 - alchestbreach (01/20/2013) [-]
Me neither and I seriously tried hard.
#125 - Y u do dis? 01/20/2013 on good luck trying to sleep now 0
#32 - No. 01/19/2013 on If it's on a sign, it must... -2
#64 - I understand the jokes. They just aren't funny to me. 01/19/2013 on Apple juice -1
#61 - It's not funny.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/19/2013 on Apple juice -1
#63 - aneggyegg (01/19/2013) [-]
Well true, it's no knock-knock joke, where the joke is generally in your face, but with a little creative thought you might get it.
A simple funny senario.
User avatar #64 - garrettjacobsen (01/19/2013) [-]
I understand the jokes.
They just aren't funny to me.
#171 - Got a teal one in the front yard. It's kind of rusty, we'…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/17/2013 on Barracuda fishing +2
#177 - chewythewolftwo (01/17/2013) [-]
You've seen my (main) project, right? The 63 Galaxie?
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#68 - That's because she doesn't have one. 01/17/2013 on The truth is out there +11
#132 - My '68 Barracuda never did this to me. Am I doing it wrong?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/17/2013 on Barracuda fishing +3
User avatar #138 - chewythewolftwo (01/17/2013) [-]
Fuck yeah '68 Cuda
My old man had one in highschool.
Wish he still did, we could classic-car cruise together
User avatar #171 - garrettjacobsen (01/17/2013) [-]
Got a teal one in the front yard.
It's kind of rusty, we're renovating it.
#177 - chewythewolftwo (01/17/2013) [-]
You've seen my (main) project, right? The 63 Galaxie?
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#126 - Stop describing my Saturday nights. 01/17/2013 on Pastae. +1
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User avatar #18 - amissingmouse ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
Hey
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (01/29/2013) [-]
If you can see Child porn, then why can't I find any?
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#13 - redwolfradolf (10/14/2012) [-]
and what the hell, hw about another one on the house?
#12 - redwolfradolf (10/14/2012) [-]
here ya go, buddy.
User avatar #10 - alZii (10/06/2012) [-]
Heya, could you spare me your items if you no longer need them?
I have no life and I'm desperately insecure about my normal life that can only be protected through my item collection.
User avatar #11 to #10 - garrettjacobsen (10/06/2012) [-]
Lol sure.
User avatar #9 - novren (09/27/2012) [-]
hello.
User avatar #5 - garrettjacobsen (04/10/2012) [-]
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#3 - madjackwack (03/24/2012) [-]
found this piccy hehe
User avatar #4 to #3 - garrettjacobsen (03/24/2012) [-]
THIS is relevant to my story but creepy as fuck.
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