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Date Signed Up:10/23/2011
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Level 259 Comments: Contaminated Win → Level 260 Comments: Pure Win
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    Le 4chons faec Le 4chons faec
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    Too direct? Too direct?
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    Oh god what the fuck Oh god what the fuck
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    Funny Omegle Chat Funny Omegle Chat
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    Mitt Romney Style Mitt Romney Style
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#44 - I read it you fucking bitch, am I still a casual you nigger?  [+] (1 new reply) 05/09/2013 on sex +9
#86 - anonymouspusy (05/09/2013) [-]
Whoa man, just calm down.
#44 - No, he was just sent to a farm upstate. 05/08/2013 on Bioshock in real life +1
#66 - :'( 05/04/2013 on Dear FJ -1
#64 - <3  [+] (2 new replies) 05/04/2013 on Dear FJ -1
User avatar #65 - davidavidson (05/04/2013) [-]
</3
User avatar #66 - garrettjacobsen (05/04/2013) [-]
:'(
#60 - no  [+] (4 new replies) 05/04/2013 on Dear FJ -1
User avatar #61 - davidavidson (05/04/2013) [-]
k
User avatar #64 - garrettjacobsen (05/04/2013) [-]
<3
User avatar #65 - davidavidson (05/04/2013) [-]
</3
User avatar #66 - garrettjacobsen (05/04/2013) [-]
:'(
#9 - In all the fights I've had with my brothers, it's always a roo… 05/04/2013 on So true! 0
#13 - Once, but only one time was needed for me to eternally masturbate.  [+] (2 new replies) 04/28/2013 on I'd watch it 0
User avatar #62 - jettom (04/28/2013) [-]
casual
User avatar #14 - makotoitou (04/28/2013) [-]
That works.
#31 - Now, wait a minute. I'm pro choice and I usually carry a … 04/28/2013 on Feminism: Not. Even. Once 0
#11 - I watched it willingly, you fucking coward. You are unfit …  [+] (4 new replies) 04/28/2013 on I'd watch it +5
User avatar #12 - makotoitou (04/28/2013) [-]
How many times?
User avatar #13 - garrettjacobsen (04/28/2013) [-]
Once, but only one time was needed for me to eternally masturbate.
User avatar #62 - jettom (04/28/2013) [-]
casual
User avatar #14 - makotoitou (04/28/2013) [-]
That works.
#42 - I don't tell anyone anything about me. I fully accept mys… 04/28/2013 on when I meet a closet... 0
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User avatar #18 - amissingmouse ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
Hey
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (01/29/2013) [-]
If you can see Child porn, then why can't I find any?
User avatar #15 - newant (12/11/2012) [-]
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User avatar #14 - newant (12/11/2012) [-]
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#13 - redwolfradolf (10/14/2012) [-]
and what the hell, hw about another one on the house?
#12 - redwolfradolf (10/14/2012) [-]
here ya go, buddy.
User avatar #10 - alZii (10/06/2012) [-]
Heya, could you spare me your items if you no longer need them?
I have no life and I'm desperately insecure about my normal life that can only be protected through my item collection.
User avatar #11 to #10 - garrettjacobsen (10/06/2012) [-]
Lol sure.
User avatar #9 - novren ONLINE (09/27/2012) [-]
hello.
User avatar #5 - garrettjacobsen (04/10/2012) [-]
**garrettjacobsen rolls 66**

#3 - madjackwack (03/24/2012) [-]
found this piccy hehe
User avatar #4 to #3 - garrettjacobsen (03/24/2012) [-]
THIS is relevant to my story but creepy as fuck.
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