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#154 - Yeah, I like to think I covered most of what he said. The burk… 09/07/2013 on Mah nigga colbert up in dis... 0
#140 - In Syria, not only do women not wear burkas, they've been bann…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2013 on Mah nigga colbert up in dis... +1
User avatar #150 - byposted (09/07/2013) [-]
He is parroting what the warmongers in America are saying. It's a mixture of ignorance and outright lies.
User avatar #154 - garrettjacobsen (09/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, I like to think I covered most of what he said. The burka bit made me laugh out loud. I think he's confused Pakistan with Syria.
#54 - kill yourself 08/22/2013 on drag -3
#215 - Picture 08/21/2013 on an accurate comparison +1
#20 - Comment deleted 08/20/2013 on Sip every last drop 0
#36 - I don't mean to sound like I'm being edgy or proud of it, but … 08/19/2013 on I'd give you the moon if... 0
#33 - I doubt I would cry. I can even remember the last time I …  [+] (3 new replies) 08/19/2013 on I'd give you the moon if... 0
User avatar #34 - fireworkmuffins (08/19/2013) [-]
You don't understand.

This shit hits deep.

Honestly, the description of the game is "To the Moon is an indie Adventure RPG, about two doctors traversing through the memories of a dying man to fulfill his last wish."
User avatar #35 - fireworkmuffins (08/19/2013) [-]
You go through the mans goddamn whole life from CHILDHOOD and interact with it, and goddamn..its pure indie genius.
User avatar #36 - garrettjacobsen (08/19/2013) [-]
I don't mean to sound like I'm being edgy or proud of it, but I'm a bit of a sociopath.
I have almost no empathy. When I read this post, I didn't feel anything. I just read it, was dissapointed, and moved on. But in the comments people talk about how sad it is and I just don't get it. I didn't even cry at my father's funeral.
I really feel almost nothing other than absolute rage, or joy.
#45 - found this ****** by the building to the right 08/19/2013 on classic csi 0
#167 - That's more porn 08/19/2013 on They'll Never Find My Porn Now 0
#68 - No one will ever know.  [+] (3 new replies) 08/18/2013 on They'll Never Find My Porn Now +9
#91 - sirnigga (08/18/2013) [-]
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#82 - thunderxcatsxhoooo (08/18/2013) [-]
Trying to hide your MLP folder amongst the porn stash? Clever man.
User avatar #167 - garrettjacobsen (08/19/2013) [-]
That's more porn

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User avatar #23 - mayormilkman (08/05/2013) [-]
>getting upset at "XD"
User avatar #24 to #23 - garrettjacobsen (08/05/2013) [-]
>implying I was upset
wan sum fuk?
User avatar #28 to #27 - garrettjacobsen (08/05/2013) [-]
***** I meant fuk as in I'm defeated
User avatar #29 to #28 - mayormilkman (08/05/2013) [-]
Haw haw.
User avatar #18 - amissingmouse (02/03/2013) [-]
Hey
User avatar #17 - SonicTeam (01/29/2013) [-]
If you can see Child porn, then why can't I find any?
User avatar #19 to #17 - garrettjacobsen (06/10/2013) [-]
You're not 3edgy enough bruh
User avatar #20 to #19 - SonicTeam (06/11/2013) [-]
Somehow I don't believe you are either
User avatar #21 to #20 - garrettjacobsen (06/12/2013) [-]
Uh... uh...
SMOKEBOMB!
User avatar #22 to #21 - SonicTeam (06/12/2013) [-]
*coughs* Dammit....he got away.
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#12 - redwolfradolf (10/14/2012) [-]
here ya go, buddy.
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User avatar #11 to #10 - garrettjacobsen (10/06/2012) [-]
Lol sure.
User avatar #9 - novren (09/27/2012) [-]
hello.
User avatar #5 - garrettjacobsen (04/10/2012) [-]
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