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Gender: male
Age: 20
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Steam Profile: ceco94
Consoles Owned: Game Boy, GBA, Nintendo DS, Nintendo 3DS
Video Games Played: Soooooo many
X-box Gamertag: hahahaha
PSN: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Date Signed Up:1/28/2012
Last Login:12/28/2014
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#33 - Picture 10/28/2014 on Damn it, Psyduck +21
#31 - it's a joke pal. it's even in the game 10/28/2014 on The new words with friends +5
#8 - It appears I had underestimated the internet 10/26/2014 on Jackie Chan Z +14
#7 - I'd tell you that it's still too ******* much. If… 10/26/2014 on Air +2
#537 - Picture 10/26/2014 on Get Funky, Funnyjunk! +1
#4 - Picture 10/26/2014 on why +69
#47 - You do know what happens the cicadas cry, right? hue 10/26/2014 on Best supporting character... +6
#107 - No thanks. it's 4 a.m. where I live, I don't feel like discuss…  [+] (3 new replies) 10/26/2014 on Shit just got real! +1
User avatar #110 - tronbot (10/26/2014) [-]
Okay, I'll chalk that up as a win for anti-gg then. Get some sleep.
#140 - anonymous (10/26/2014) [-]
"I'm not trolling!"
"OH YOU DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO ME CALL YOU A MISOGYNIST FOR SEVERAL POSTS LOL I WIN I WIN"

This is what Anti-GGers actually believe.
#138 - shaddyz (10/26/2014) [-]
#103 - lol, ho w did you manage to get to Lvl - 337? learn t…  [+] (6 new replies) 10/26/2014 on Shit just got real! +2
User avatar #105 - tronbot (10/26/2014) [-]
Except that was my genuine opinion. I'm open to debate if you have a problem with it.
#144 - gigawalrus (10/26/2014) [-]
Sure, what do you find so frustrating about Gamergate?
User avatar #107 - ganjalf (10/26/2014) [-]
No thanks. it's 4 a.m. where I live, I don't feel like discussing on the internet. g'bye
User avatar #110 - tronbot (10/26/2014) [-]
Okay, I'll chalk that up as a win for anti-gg then. Get some sleep.
#140 - anonymous (10/26/2014) [-]
"I'm not trolling!"
"OH YOU DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO ME CALL YOU A MISOGYNIST FOR SEVERAL POSTS LOL I WIN I WIN"

This is what Anti-GGers actually believe.
#138 - shaddyz (10/26/2014) [-]
#26 - >We exist. If we didn't assume that, we wouldn't confro… 10/25/2014 on HomeWork Assignment +1
#2 - he didn't specify what year 10/24/2014 on /b/ can't predict the future +6
#116 - Picture 10/24/2014 on Ms Anime Bewbs 0
#4 - Picture 10/24/2014 on ( ͡° ʖ ͡°) +8
#6 - Battle royale was a great read. Some of the faces tho, ugh. 10/24/2014 on Boss is love +1
#104 - Comment deleted  [+] (4 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Political Correctness kills +1
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#101 - Comment deleted  [+] (6 new replies) 10/24/2014 on Political Correctness kills +2
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#90 - You ************ . 10/24/2014 on Fear +22
#15 - >timmy the trap  [+] (1 new reply) 10/23/2014 on Cringe Comp Numbruh 17 +3
User avatar #18 - mcstorms (10/23/2014) [-]
That wasn't labeled by them though
#8 - real life is for casuals 10/23/2014 on Still the best South Park... +14
#32 - top kek 10/23/2014 on Writing 0
#50 - people thumbing this ***** down. You mad, but you… 10/22/2014 on Fight me IRL +1
#1 - I can't understand **** beacuse they are all mark…  [+] (1 new reply) 10/21/2014 on Faceache 0
User avatar #2 - midgety (10/21/2014) [-]
well excuses me princess
It was early morning and im lazy
#4 - The cunts that answered the questions don't know how to make p… 10/21/2014 on I'll just leave this here 0
#5 - And then you have the japanese giant hornets, which are the di…  [+] (44 new replies) 10/19/2014 on Friendly PSA +460
User avatar #218 - elcreepo (10/20/2014) [-]
You know something's evil when the Mongloids call it a yak killer

The asian giant hornet, which the japanese giant hornet belongs to, is one of the most deadly and horrifying species of wasp known to man
#214 - wazoowonseventeen (10/20/2014) [-]
Stingers? No
User avatar #220 - elcreepo (10/20/2014) [-]
How is he just sitting there allowing it
User avatar #228 - animationhac (10/20/2014) [-]
It doesnt hurt. Its not blood thats on his finger. Its from the bug I think its a saliva acid. The bug looks scary but it feels like a pinch.
User avatar #234 - elcreepo (10/20/2014) [-]
It loks like blood to me...

I hope you're right
User avatar #235 - animationhac (10/20/2014) [-]
This was posted a bit back and there was a massive video with these scary fuckers. A woman held one describing what it felt like and what the liquid is.
User avatar #221 - wazoowonseventeen (10/20/2014) [-]
i keep asking myself that
#203 - ztron (10/20/2014) [-]
Those wasps spit out an acid into your eyes that also acts as a pheromones to call in other wasps to fuck your shit up further. Their responsible for about 40 deaths a year in japan.
User avatar #194 - rebornpotato (10/20/2014) [-]
I think this is the real reason the US nuked Japan, we were trying to get rid of these fuckers.
#191 - potaetosak (10/20/2014) [-]
Real life cazadores.
#125 - missylyn (10/20/2014) [-]
mfw
#117 - iamnotgoodwithname (10/20/2014) [-]
k so japan is off my places to go before i die list
User avatar #168 - rokkarokkaali (10/20/2014) [-]
Why not make japan the last place you go before you die, then?
#94 - volcanicdiarrhea (10/20/2014) [-]
#91 - applesdontpee (10/20/2014) [-]
WHY DID WE NUKE THEM
User avatar #159 - imnotkickthecat (10/20/2014) [-]
Obviously to try to kill these things.
User avatar #182 - fukkentyranitar (10/20/2014) [-]
Silly, nukes only make bugs stronger.
#78 - europe (10/20/2014) [-]
And from what I've read they are incredibly violent, they will attack anything that 'might threaten' their nest
#70 - anonymous (10/20/2014) [-]
These motherfuckers are predators in Japan, and will sometimes invade the honeycombs of their friendly neighbourhood honeybees. Since they are much smaller than these huge ass hornets, direct attacks are ineffective. Therefore, to kill the invaders they will take advantage of their larger numbers, and cover their entire bodies and start vibrating really hard until the hornet overheats and dies.
Nature is fucking metal
User avatar #64 - drastronomy (10/20/2014) [-]
"high 5"
#54 - unclaimedusername (10/20/2014) [-]
#50 - BloodyTurds (10/20/2014) [-]
And whos the man with balls big enough to hold them in this picture?
Was going to say Chuck norris; but I'm not sure how relevant he is anymore..., also Im assuming they are either dead, or not very aggressive...
User avatar #51 - regius (10/20/2014) [-]
They're dead, and super aggressive, wasp's can overheat and die if they don't let their bodies cool down and then there's Asian wasp who will fight to the death for no other reason then the fact that there's more to kill. inb4 Blood for the Blood God
Probably the best video describes how fucked up they are.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDSf3Kshq1M
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#37 - hammywh (10/20/2014) [-]
I could have lived my entire life without knowing about these
#66 - williamhowardtaft (10/20/2014) [-]
you know nothing, john snow
User avatar #89 - darkjustifier (10/20/2014) [-]
help
User avatar #213 - elcreepo (10/20/2014) [-]
That's a male carpenter bee. He's in no danger of being stung.

But the jaws might do some damage.
#31 - redwrench (10/20/2014) [-]
HOLY SHIT THOSE STINGERS
#59 - mulciber (10/20/2014) [-]
Here's the stinger's result. Each hole is a successful penetration, with pheromones to tell the others to whoop the target's ass.
#215 - elcreepo (10/20/2014) [-]
Surprisingly, not the most venemous species of wasp.

This fucker is.

But since japanese wasp inject with great quantity and these wasps tend not to swarm... the japanese giant wasp has been known to be able to kill its non-allergic victims

That man is lucky.
User avatar #156 - gedab (10/20/2014) [-]
I was horrified and nearly frozen in fear at the mere thought of one of those things near me, but the way you just said that made me laugh a bit and not be as fearful.


But goddamn man, that is some serious shit...
#88 - bagguhsleep (10/20/2014) [-]
#80 - anonymous (10/20/2014) [-]
I misread as "Ebola is a successful penetration."
#71 - alimais (10/20/2014) [-]
Their venom melts flesh
User avatar #102 - hazardpay (10/20/2014) [-]
Fucking no. honestly, normal bees are enough for me to fucking run, that fucking shit will have me sleeping outside while i wait for the army's bug exterminator to come in. long story short
FUCKING
HELL
NOPE
User avatar #179 - animedudej (10/20/2014) [-]
my first bee sting was this year... i'm 20 i was biking and suddenly one flew in my mouth, only stung my lip though but its wing did hurt brushing up against the inside of my mouth...
#28 - zeldamasterace (10/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #171 - redictor (10/20/2014) [-]
i still think his face looks animated
User avatar #174 - wolfwithglasses (10/20/2014) [-]
those eyes tho..
User avatar #21 - YoursTruley (10/20/2014) [-]
No its like Vlad the impaler, Genghis khan, Stalin and Hitler all collectively had a baby with Satan and zoe quinn
User avatar #56 - whichever (10/20/2014) [-]
>Implying Hitler was bad
#148 - anonymous (10/20/2014) [-]
le sieg hell germin ubermen XDDD
User avatar #57 - YoursTruley (10/20/2014) [-]
no no no he didnt do anything bad just killed lots of....things
#60 - And I thought I was the one abusing pipeweed. 10/19/2014 on Jimmy Carr 2 0
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#169 - ganjalf ONLINE (11/14/2014) [-]
#168 to #167 - ganjalf ONLINE (06/24/2014) [-]
OP delivered.
gg;wp ave duce
User avatar #163 - doopleganger (04/09/2014) [-]
Duck is that you?
User avatar #164 to #163 - ganjalf ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
Duck is dead man, you have to accept it, and let it go
#149 to #148 - ganjalf ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
why?
#152 to #151 - hellscythe (03/23/2014) [-]
maybe it will, so how are you doing today darling
#153 to #152 - ganjalf ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
"absolutely nothing" wold be an euphemism
#154 to #153 - hellscythe (03/23/2014) [-]
that doesnt sound like much fun darling, maybe you should find something to entertain yourself
#155 to #154 - ganjalf ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
I accept suggestions
#156 to #155 - hellscythe (03/23/2014) [-]
play a video game, read a book, watch a tv show, go seduce a cute girl
theres lots of things you can go do darling
#157 to #156 - ganjalf ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
seduce a cute girl you say?
seduce a cute girl you say?
#158 to #157 - hellscythe (03/23/2014) [-]
i dont see why not
#159 to #158 - ganjalf ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
But where do i start?
But where do i start?
#160 to #159 - hellscythe (03/23/2014) [-]
find a cute girl, who looks at you out of the corner of her eye and say "hello"
#161 to #160 - ganjalf ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
heading out right now.   
Will be back as soon as I find one
heading out right now.
Will be back as soon as I find one
User avatar #146 - revengeforfreeze (12/02/2013) [-]
fagt love you
User avatar #145 - tittentei (11/06/2013) [-]
me (っ◕‿◕)っ ♥ (◡‿◡✿) you
User avatar #140 - ganjalf ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
joshlol
User avatar #144 to #141 - ganjalf ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
dude, you ok? did you have a ******* seizure? do you want me to call an ambulance?
#143 to #141 - ganjalf ONLINE (06/19/2013) [-]
dude, ******* again? I mean come on....
#142 to #141 - ganjalf ONLINE (06/18/2013) [-]
stop mentioning me where I can't see the comment
stop mentioning me where I can't see the comment
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