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#15 - ****** Mollywhoped 02/19/2015 on She ate the whole thing +1
#5 - Commanders can be Captains of ships Ranks structure g…  [+] (1 new reply) 02/15/2015 on Commander crunch +9
User avatar #10 - mikekinkaid (02/15/2015) [-]
Haha, you are in the Navy?! LAME.
Me too
#9 - in most cases the law does protect people.. in others they use… 12/06/2014 on SO SAY WE ALL +3
#7 - As a service member we took oath to protect from enemy's forei…  [+] (9 new replies) 12/06/2014 on SO SAY WE ALL +105
#63 - gisuar (12/06/2014) [-]
they don't put the law before people the put people infornt of judges so they can put the law before people at least that's how it's supposed to be
(not talking about stuff like speeding tickets since this kind of stuff is kinda preaggreed on)
User avatar #29 - alhemicar (12/06/2014) [-]

The police, as well as the military, are both just executive organs. The mottos you have are just adornments.
#18 - John Cena (12/06/2014) [-]
i getchu.. but you know what? if i had it my way, if they're rioting,violently and putting innocent people in harm i would kill them all. but thats not my job. my job is to follow orders .
#21 - John Cena (12/06/2014) [-]
And if you'll look here, we have someone who would fail any psychological screening for a job in policing
#8 - John Cena (12/06/2014) [-]
so why is the law there if not to protect the people?
User avatar #26 - Aristizle (12/06/2014) [-]
Who writes the laws? Not you. The laws are for those who write them, you are just lucky that you benefit from some of them too.

Or at least it sometimes feels that way. I'm remembering the post about how tips are the income for waiters. Not getting tips means the company actually has to pay you minimum wage, and you can get fired for that. Laws say they don't have to psy you a fair salary.

There's a quote from the amnesia expansion "Justine" that comes to mind. Something like:

"Laws arent for the aristocracy. The aristocracy is above the law."

Its one of my tests to gauge how well we are doing as a society.
#20 - John Cena (12/06/2014) [-]
That is a ridiculous question, the law is a set of guidelines, not to protect the people, the law is holding back our nation by hundreds of years because its built and aimed at consumerism. This whole nation is about spending money and the rich getting richer and this on going cycle that never ends. A real government would put the people first, if it did that we would have community centers everywhere and healthy food buffets not all this garbage where we try to get ripped off and get subdued into a cycle of consuming garbage that will only do us more harm. This is a system built by rich people so they can live their extravagant beings while the rest of us work like rats, this IS NOT a democracy
#62 - thefates (12/06/2014) [-]
Of course it's not a democracy, it's a democratic republic. In theory this system should work just fine, however, because it relies on a representatives and very little of the population is voting and even fewer actually look in to who they're voting for, we have a system that's broken as sniveling politicians climb up the line to earn money rather than run a country correctly.

In theory, 3rd party candidates should be as prevalent or even more prevalent than the main parties because the odds are that one of them is more likely to actually want to help than the 2 main arguing and bickering main parties. In reality, no one ever votes for 3rd party candidates because they feel it would be a "waste of their vote" because other people aren't going to vote for the same person. Meanwhile, this is literally how a democracy is supposed to work. You do your own research and vote for who who want NOT who seems most likely to win. If your decision was correct then odds are that others would vote for him too and everyone would be happy as can be. In a perfect world.
User avatar #9 - gameingkine (12/06/2014) [-]
in most cases the law does protect people.. in others they use it to cause farm then tack on suits such as high bail amounts or chraging you ungodly amounts of money for something retarded. IE. pirating
#2 - thanks  [+] (2 new replies) 09/07/2014 on Does more of this exist +20
User avatar #3 - notthedoctor (09/07/2014) [-]
np man, glad i could help
User avatar #4 - daftiduck (09/07/2014) [-]
I'm trying but I can't find the usefulness in this comment string.
#48 - based on just a face shot i mean i thought she wasnt half bad … 08/21/2014 on Read the Description... +1
#3 - They switch every other year or so also.. sometimes navy is #1… 07/29/2014 on dat air 0
#65 - Hes probably in his working uniform cause he did this thing c… 07/23/2014 on Good Guy Soldier -3
#35 - We are far from saints. and people who pull that whole militar… 07/21/2014 on Yeah (see desc) 0
#14 - .... thats a torn pectoral.... its a lifting injury...  [+] (9 new replies) 09/26/2013 on bruise +175
User avatar #208 - TrickyTehDj (09/26/2013) [-]
he lifts bro
#180 - amsel (09/26/2013) [-]
Who says the truck crash couldn't have torn his pectoral?
User avatar #74 - moosehat (09/26/2013) [-]
I googled it. I wish i didnt
#119 - lordmoldywart (09/26/2013) [-]
I googled it, and I found something that looks like it's come straight out of the fucking alien movies
#199 - swiggityswooty (09/26/2013) [-]
i kinda wanna taste it
#58 - John Cena (09/26/2013) [-]
that was the most bitter comment i have ever seen.
#47 - lollerik (09/26/2013) [-]
#77 - iamnotgoodwithname (09/26/2013) [-]
User avatar #16 - Lloydles (09/26/2013) [-]
Lifting the truck off himself. Gawd.
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