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#37 - manueldomingues (11/02/2013) [-]
Next to my school, also in lisbon, a few kids tried to mug me, i was 15 years old, they were 6 probably 13-14 years old. One said "Hey you, do you have an euro" and i replied "Fuck you", "what the fuck you just say to me i sw-" i interrupt him with "Piss off" and walk away. I go to the supermarket, buy my stuff (chips and coke) and return. He spots me "hey look, it´s that guy that told us to fuck ourselves". "I told you once and i tell you twice, go fuck yourself". One starts mini-pushing me (you know what it is) i give him a push back and continue walking, screaming at them that they´re already stealing from tax money and i wouldnt let them steal from my pockets too.
Anyway, that was an interesting day, i got away safely and the muggers a life lesson about taxes and welfare....
MFW muggers wanted to talk to me
#71 - 2scared2login (11/02/2013) [-]
Uh, one just asked if he could have a tiny bit of change. Those aren't muggers, they're kids who want crisps on a week day. Do you also, by any chance, consider it molestation when someone bumps into you?
#114 - manueldomingues (11/02/2013) [-]
No, you dont understand. 3 times guys tried to mug me, 3 times the firt thing they say is "do you have an euro you can lend me".
Don´t say you they were beggars or poor little kids that need money for food, no. They´re assholes that are always at the same place waiting outside my school for some kid like me to mug him. Trust me they werent beggars they were muggers. I dont know what they do in your country but at least here in my city they start the "mugging" by asking for a coin so they dont scare you off....
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