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gainesy

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Gender: male
Age: 20
Facebook Profile: Gainesy95
Steam Profile: LostSamurai
Consoles Owned: PS4, Xbox 360, 3DS, PC
Video Games Played: Skyrim, Borderlands 2, Battlefield, RPG's, RTS', FPS
X-box Gamertag: Lost Samurai 95
PSN: Gainesy95
Interests: Smoking weed, Gaming, Lifting weights, Partying, Not being a BEAT BRONY FAGGOT
Date Signed Up:8/02/2011
Last Login:5/01/2015
Location:England
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Favorite Tags: ASS (2) | weed (2)
Hey, I'm Gainesy.

I'm a gamer, stoner and party goer.. Pretty laid back and chilled.

What do FJ peeps, where's the funny at? :P

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU RIMMED SHIT?
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#71 - montybalboa (04/14/2015) [-]
Base game is still £30 on Steam, which is stupid for how long it's been out. Also the DLC adds a lot of stuff (there's about 8 major good DLCs) and the game is somewhat limited without it. You're better just waiting for a sale (Steam summer sale will be coming up in a few months, where it and all DLC will probably be 75% off).
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User avatar #66 - keatontheghostfox (04/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, same
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#25 - Ken M (04/10/2015) [-]
> Manslaughter
> Basing him on what he says about himself rather than what he's done

You're a fucking idiot. Judge people on their actions, not on what they say!!
User avatar #26 - danrmanalt (04/10/2015) [-]
if gainesy hasn't been manslaughtered by now, its probably fine.
User avatar #28 - keatontheghostfox (04/10/2015) [-]
Also manslaughter is not murder it usually means it was an accident or like caught his wife cheating and beat the man to death.
User avatar #65 - gainesy (04/14/2015) [-]
I recently found out how he got caught..

some guy was hitting his daughter and beating her up, he was coked up broke into the guys house, shot it up and twatted the fuck out of the women beater, I personally think it's a valid reason haha. though I don't agree with cocainum
User avatar #66 - keatontheghostfox (04/14/2015) [-]
Yeah, same
User avatar #29 - danrmanalt (04/10/2015) [-]
Yeah, I know lol.
it was a joke.
User avatar #31 - keatontheghostfox (04/10/2015) [-]
I know you were was more talking about what anon said
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#16 - retrochris Comment deleted by gainesy [-]
User avatar #18 to #16 - gainesy (06/06/2014) [-]
Thank you for this mighty gift, God of sprites.. I shall keep this safe and not reveal it's true purpose and use to the world..
your secret is safe with me!

but yeah, cheers dude. looks cool
User avatar #19 to #18 - gainesy (06/06/2014) [-]
I wish I could have kept this comment
#5 - anotheroneonearth (02/15/2014) [-]
hi, how are you doing.
more like, who are you?
you were high when you sent me a friend request, weren't you?
User avatar #6 to #5 - gainesy (02/17/2014) [-]
Yes..Yes I was.... I have no FJ friends so...yeah
User avatar #7 to #6 - anotheroneonearth (02/17/2014) [-]
no problem, I have very few friends on FJ too and now you are one of them!
User avatar #8 to #7 - gainesy (02/17/2014) [-]
Yaay Somehow knew Iwas baked xD

#9 to #8 - anotheroneonearth (02/17/2014) [-]
well, that was easy because you subscribed to stoner-humor...
do you often get baked? I envy you. weed is strictly banned in my country.
User avatar #10 to #9 - gainesy (02/17/2014) [-]
I smoke it everyday ^.^ it's illegal here but i dont give a **** xD You ever tried it?
User avatar #11 to #10 - anotheroneonearth (02/18/2014) [-]
yes, I tried first at age 19 and still love it, but it's been years since I smoked the last one!
I smoked every day while travelling around southeast asia... good old memories!
User avatar #12 to #11 - gainesy (02/18/2014) [-]
the first time I got high I was about 14, has two pure joints to myself and I was tripping balls, it was so funny xD
but ever since last year that's when I started smoking almost everyday.

I'm basically 19 now xD

Getting high in Asia makes great memories!
I went to Thailand for a month, that was sick!
#13 to #12 - anotheroneonearth (02/19/2014) [-]
you went to Thailand and smoked weed there?
I heard that if you smoke in Thailand you'll soon be informed and arrested...
so I went to Laos through Thailand, that was awesome experience.
a bag of weed was 10 dollars and happy pizza was 5 dollars!
I ate a whole pizza and went down the river but completely lost where to land, ending up getting saved by local people.
I was so lucky.

I'm 29, Japanese. have fun while young, time flies!
User avatar #14 to #13 - gainesy (02/19/2014) [-]
Just don't get caught with it.
Roll your joints, hide your weed away (under the beach bungalow where I was)
Smoke it, where ever and you have no evidence on you

I would love to go to Loas, any where in Asia is sweet!
I'm one of them Asian loving faggots... without the fat neck beard/ fedora/Anime bumming/ MLP loving... GAYNESS!!! xD

How is Japan? I would love to go some time, I can speak a bit of Thai but i'll have to learn some more Japanese
User avatar #15 to #14 - anotheroneonearth (02/20/2014) [-]
hmm, seems similar to Laos. wanna go to Thailand again, asia is very fun place.
Japan is fun too, but very different from other asian countries. save a lot of money, there are so many neat stuff you'll want to buy!
many young people understand English (can't differentiate R and L though) so it's not too difficult to travel around Japan.

sometimes I watch anime, it's almost inevitable to come across anime stuff in this country, regardless of whether you like or not.
and of course I understand some people don't like it, after all it's just preference.
just like I don't like MLP, lol. (personally I have nothing against the show, but fanbase on FJ made me hate it!)

do you have any drug experience besides weed?
User avatar #16 to #15 - gainesy (02/20/2014) [-]
I am of the same opinion about MLP... I do watch a bit of Anime I don't mind it.. I've watched all of death note, some DBZ, fair amount of Attack on Titan... ***** tight!

Well don't get me wrong... i'm not a massive drug user, just smoke weed errryday!

I have had 800magic mushrooms before... got giggles for 3-4 hours and kept swearing saying "I don't give a **** me mate!"

I went to my first ever rave (Hospitality 2013) and dropped 0.5gram of MD (standard dosage being a dab or 0.25) I handled it pretty well and had an amazing night.

I've triad salvia... now the thing about that **** is...You trip major balls and forget about your own existence ... it's a laugh to look back on but it's quite scary to say the least xD


all this talk about using drugs makes me want to make a drug use OC
#17 to #16 - anotheroneonearth (02/23/2014) [-]
yeah I know you are not a massive drug user.   
I like rave too and I've tried all those stuff you mentioned and I'm not a junkie at all.   
actually I was... 			*******		 bath salts addiction. it almost killed me.   
   
I remember how salvia trip feels, that was weird as hell!   
it's like journey to another dimension, but not sure if I want to try again. it's kinda horrifying.   
but I wanna eat shroom again... my first drug experience was shroom.   
nothing can beat it, even acid and DMT aren't as good as shroom. good old days...   
   
not trying to motivate you to do drugs nor to become an animefag,   
but you like solid shows so I assume you'll also like this movie: Paprika.   
it's about dreams and there's no reference to psychedelics in this movie,   
but it exactly looks like psychedelic experience. so 			******		 up and beautiful.   
try it while high, it's awesome!
yeah I know you are not a massive drug user.
I like rave too and I've tried all those stuff you mentioned and I'm not a junkie at all.
actually I was... ******* bath salts addiction. it almost killed me.

I remember how salvia trip feels, that was weird as hell!
it's like journey to another dimension, but not sure if I want to try again. it's kinda horrifying.
but I wanna eat shroom again... my first drug experience was shroom.
nothing can beat it, even acid and DMT aren't as good as shroom. good old days...

not trying to motivate you to do drugs nor to become an animefag,
but you like solid shows so I assume you'll also like this movie: Paprika.
it's about dreams and there's no reference to psychedelics in this movie,
but it exactly looks like psychedelic experience. so ****** up and beautiful.
try it while high, it's awesome!

I'M ON SHROOMS
User avatar #17 to #17 - gainesy (06/06/2014) [-]
I feel bad.. I never got a notification! ;O

Ive had salvia, it was the worst **** ever, ever played BF3? the light streaks on the loading page, I saw that **** whilst sat in my friends car with a huge ass bong in my hand, like as tall as my knee... anyway, I was tripping **** then I went blind but still saw the lines... my mate said someone was coming, II panicked bong still in hand flailing around like mad.

the guys calmed me down and chilled me out, took the bong and all my stuff to look after, the driver (Josh) said "let's go inside". as I processed this request everyone was getting out. then I acknowledged it.. BOOM!!! I CAN'T GET OUT, I'M LOCKED IN, I@M GOING TO BE STUCK HERE FOREVER.. shouting for my friends (who where just outside the car) "hey sorry man, I locked it too soon..."
crisis averted I get out, walk to my backstreet and then the next thing I do is so funny when you were there..

going to the store


tripping balls I try enter my room, IT'S LOCKED!!!! WHERE ARE THE KEYS
"don't worry Gainesy lad I got 'em" my friend Ben says..

that's just mine, the guys had good trips in my domain as I was out in the open =/
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