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Date Signed Up:9/08/2011
Last Login:9/09/2011
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I am GABEN. I cannot be stopped, for if you deny me, Steam game prices will jump 150% DO NOT RESIST ME

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#1 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 09/09/2011 on gabennewell's profile 0
User avatar #2 - imolestchildren (10/29/2011) [-]
i came
#153 - Give them Steam gifts. Bitches love Steam gifts. 09/08/2011 on Philosoraptor +22
#215 - I made you, lemon boy. DO NOT RESIST MY GRAVITATIONAL PULL.  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2011 on Expectations vs reality comp -3
#627 - Marker (09/08/2011) [-]
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You may have created me, but that won't stop be from burning your house down with the combustible lemons I had my engineers make.
#407 - Good. This will result in episode 3 being delayed for every t…  [+] (2 new replies) 09/08/2011 on Dear Admin (Read Description) +23
#607 - boredomkillsagain (09/08/2011) [-]
No. PLEASE! Have MERCY!!!!!!
#467 - anteros (09/08/2011) [-]
So people dont want to play it?
#149 - Hello, i'm Gabe Newell  [+] (8 new replies) 09/08/2011 on technologically impaired duck +39
#250 - asno (09/08/2011) [-]
Everytime you make a joke about gabe, episode 3 is delayed one day, stop a gaben!
#200 - hauntzor (09/08/2011) [-]
Hello, Gabe Newell. Say, where is your cousin, Gaben?
User avatar #186 - YourAnalProbe (09/08/2011) [-]
Hello there, Gabe, where is Episode 3?
#185 - xRyanxRampagex has deleted their comment.
#175 - ninjabner (09/08/2011) [-]
i dont need an introduction
#160 - holycrapitscooper has deleted their comment.
#188 - burdenedsoul (09/08/2011) [-]
and im friedrich steiner, nice to meet you
#153 - Ricogator (09/08/2011) [-]
Press the Gaben
#391 - Hello, i'm Gabe Newell  [+] (5 new replies) 09/08/2011 on Dear Admin (Read Description) +27
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#395 - boredomkillsagain (09/08/2011) [-]
I'm following your posts Gabe and thumbing them up.
#407 - gabennewell (09/08/2011) [-]
Good. This will result in episode 3 being delayed for every thumb.

#607 - boredomkillsagain (09/08/2011) [-]
No. PLEASE! Have MERCY!!!!!!
#467 - anteros (09/08/2011) [-]
So people dont want to play it?
#191 - Hello, i'm Gabe Newell  [+] (6 new replies) 09/08/2011 on Expectations vs reality comp -8
#212 - Marker (09/08/2011) [-]
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Hello, everyone, Cave Johnson here, and I frown on your shenanigans, Gabe.
#234 - rulerofmuffins (09/08/2011) [-]
you know what to do with em'
#215 - gabennewell (09/08/2011) [-]
I made you, lemon boy. DO NOT RESIST MY GRAVITATIONAL PULL.
#627 - Marker (09/08/2011) [-]
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You may have created me, but that won't stop be from burning your house down with the combustible lemons I had my engineers make.
#199 - XanicLyoka (09/08/2011) [-]
Good for you. Now please stop posting this on all the front page content.
User avatar #196 - Holddownn (09/08/2011) [-]
GOD DAMNIT GABE GET THE FUCK OUT
#294 - Hello, i'm Gabe Newell  [+] (8 new replies) 09/08/2011 on 12 yr. old imagination 0
#348 - solynar has deleted their comment.
User avatar #330 - foehammerr (09/08/2011) [-]
why must you leave us at a cliff hangar? wheres half-life 3? why did Eli have to die?
User avatar #338 - morstactica (09/08/2011) [-]
WHAT??? DX
User avatar #362 - foehammerr (09/08/2011) [-]
you've obviously never played half-life2 episode two.
User avatar #750 - morstactica (09/08/2011) [-]
I just bought Ep.2 yesterday.... Damn it.
User avatar #416 - Covenantkilla (09/08/2011) [-]
Don't you mean episode THREE?
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#327 - rulerofmuffins (09/08/2011) [-]
User avatar #299 - painfullfox (09/08/2011) [-]
where is half life 3???????????
#257 - Hello, i'm Gabe Newell  [+] (6 new replies) 09/08/2011 on The Broposal +11
#273 - xxxsonic fanxxx (09/08/2011) [-]
How's it going Gabe Newell, I'm RAY BING0
#278 - frozenemberknm (09/08/2011) [-]
not this lemonparty.org shit again......
User avatar #268 - bryansevencs (09/08/2011) [-]
normally, spamming that kind of stuff would get you red thumbs. but c'mon. you cant thumb down gaben.
#264 - amunra (09/08/2011) [-]
Must... not... make... fat... joke...
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User avatar #258 - walala (09/08/2011) [-]
hello
#210 - Hello, i'm Gabe Newell  [+] (1 new reply) 09/08/2011 on How I Handle Things. -7
User avatar #214 - CSpears (09/08/2011) [-]
WHERE'S EPISODE 3, LARD-ASS?!
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#1 - gabennewell (09/09/2011) [-]
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User avatar #2 to #9 - imolestchildren (10/29/2011) [-]
i came
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