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#1077022 - Anyone up for playing Borderlands 2 on the PS3? I'm starti…  [+] (3 new replies) 20 hours ago on Video Games Board - console... 0
User avatar #1077073 - megavoir (18 hours ago) [-]
I only have it on 360, sorry mate
User avatar #1077066 - dragondust (18 hours ago) [-]
I only have it on PC, sorry mate
User avatar #1077059 - gabemczombie (19 hours ago) [-]
Oh...
#75 - Brilliant! 10/18/2014 on Skull Kid 0
#72 - slut  [+] (1 new reply) 10/18/2014 on Skull Kid 0
User avatar #73 - carefree (10/18/2014) [-]
r00d
If you want to freak little kids out while they're trick or treating there's no better way
#64 - I was thinking more along the lines of vidya. And i haven'…  [+] (4 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Skull Kid 0
#120 - bluemagebrilly (10/18/2014) [-]
I can't really think of any.

You could watch the new JonTron Halloween video and go as Scissorman .. But... I feel that a lot of people will be doing that now, haha.
User avatar #71 - carefree (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm gonna go with the obvious one and say Slenderman
User avatar #72 - gabemczombie (10/18/2014) [-]
slut
User avatar #73 - carefree (10/18/2014) [-]
r00d
If you want to freak little kids out while they're trick or treating there's no better way
#62 - I lack the muscles or the guts to be that fabulous  [+] (8 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Skull Kid 0
#63 - bluemagebrilly (10/18/2014) [-]
Ohh, you meant as a cosplay thing. You'd have to have like a mile long tongue to pull that guy off anyways.

How about this guy? I don't actually know much about cosplay, but I feel he'd be somewhat easy to pull off.
#65 - deftonesjunkie (10/18/2014) [-]
**deftonesjunkie rolled image** mfw no one returned the slab
#83 - StarvedSouthKorean (10/18/2014) [-]
Wait, There's An Upd8? TO THE COMIC!!!
User avatar #64 - gabemczombie (10/18/2014) [-]
I was thinking more along the lines of vidya.
And i haven't watched that show, so it feels wrong
#120 - bluemagebrilly (10/18/2014) [-]
I can't really think of any.

You could watch the new JonTron Halloween video and go as Scissorman .. But... I feel that a lot of people will be doing that now, haha.
User avatar #71 - carefree (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm gonna go with the obvious one and say Slenderman
User avatar #72 - gabemczombie (10/18/2014) [-]
slut
User avatar #73 - carefree (10/18/2014) [-]
r00d
If you want to freak little kids out while they're trick or treating there's no better way
#59 - Vidya characters, that is  [+] (33 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Skull Kid 0
User avatar #85 - holycrapimacupcake (10/18/2014) [-]
Hm...anyone from Outlast.
#74 - electrictroll (10/18/2014) [-]
Pyramid head?
User avatar #75 - gabemczombie (10/18/2014) [-]
Brilliant!
#61 - bluemagebrilly (10/18/2014) [-]
Going off the Zelda theme, I considered this guy pretty creepy. Mostly with the way he flicked his tongue around a lot in the game he's from.
#93 - kakariko (10/18/2014) [-]
mfw he flicked his tongue
I like him as antagonist but jesus christ his tongue, pls no
User avatar #84 - shovelsandskulls (10/18/2014) [-]
Can you tell me who that guy is?
#86 - bluemagebrilly (10/18/2014) [-]
That is Ghirahim, one of the main 'villains' from Skyward Sword. He has a creepy habit of slinging his tongue around and making rather... fabulous movements. He can also turn into and summon swords of various sizes. He's also present in Hyule Warriors as an enemy, ally, and playable character.

Spoiler: He's also the sword of Demise, the one who tried to destroy all of humanity. It has also been speculated that he is the 'opposite form' of the Master Sword from the world revealed in 'A Link Between Worlds' which had a darker, but very similar, version of Hyrule inside it. This has not been confirmed by Nintendo, though.
User avatar #101 - reloyjerkins (10/18/2014) [-]
Hyrule warriors is going to be a piece of shit...
#113 - bluemagebrilly (10/18/2014) [-]
Hyrule Warriors has been out for awhile now, a month or so, and it's pretty good in my opinion. There are some technical things I dislike and one story point. the three 'portals in time' being made, for instance. But I have a personal annoyance with anything that does the whole paradox time travel thing.

The technical things are mostly on the Wii U for not being able to register the entire map without a large frame rate drop, and even then a large amount of things on the screen will cause a large, but temporary, drop. The AI for computer controlled characters is also pretty bad unless they're against you. Allied ones just sit there, most of the time, and enemy ones destroy you swiftly or at least Volga does. .

But despite that, I still have a lot of fun playing it. It's challenging, and I have never played a Dynasty Warriors type of game before. In my opinion, having it be Zelda based makes it more likely that the 'One Man Army' thing can really happen, since Link has always been like that since the first game.
User avatar #115 - reloyjerkins (10/18/2014) [-]
Link is not a one man army, thats why he never fights more then a handful of enemys at the same time.
#117 - bluemagebrilly (10/18/2014) [-]
"Not a one man army." "Handful of enemies."

Most "warriors" only take down one or two, and there have been several points where Link fights a massive amount of enemies outside of Hyrule Warriors.

Skyward Sword: Last fight as you raise down to stop Demise from being revived, you fight huge army of the bokoblin things.

Wind Waker: Almost every big fight, honestly. Keese are everywhere, there are guys that summon things constantly, the whole 'Pit of a Hundred Trials...'

Ocarina of Time: A lesser extent, but you fight a lot of ReDeads in a row in one area, and then there's the gauntlet in Ganon's tower.

Then there's dungeon crawling in general in all the games. If you think that a Link isn't considered a "one man army" when he conquers a dungeon filled with a large amount of creatures, then I think we have a different opinion on what qualifies as a "one man army."

The first game in particular has him going, without much pause, between dungeons, fighting large amounts of creatures on screen and trying to survive. Not as much as Hyrule Warriors, of course, but all together I wouldn't call that just a "handful."
User avatar #140 - reloyjerkins (10/19/2014) [-]
Hero =/= one man army, the shit he is doing in Hyrule Warrior is fucking bizzare
#141 - bluemagebrilly (10/19/2014) [-]
Popping masks onto his face to change his form isn't bizzare, though?

At any rate, it feels like you're judging the game without giving it a chance, and you're being stubborn about something silly. Link has always killed a lot of enemies rapidly, maybe not on the same screen, but pretty quickly all things considered.
User avatar #143 - reloyjerkins (10/19/2014) [-]
Sure thing.... like these sekletons which could block his attacks... or these spiders which where hiding until he came close enough just to jump on him from above... yeah my memory is getting blury.
User avatar #106 - garaichu (10/18/2014) [-]
>Going to be

It's already out and one of the best games of it's kind, dude.
User avatar #108 - reloyjerkins (10/18/2014) [-]
Sure thing bro, I also like to see one of my favorite game series getting it's skin thron of just to put the bloody raks over a degnerated new playstyle. Because nintendo has to shit somewhere.
User avatar #110 - garaichu (10/18/2014) [-]
gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8 no h8.

This conversation is over, bruh.
User avatar #114 - reloyjerkins (10/18/2014) [-]
Sure thing:
-White Mage because we are in fucking Final Fagottery
- Massiv Hack and Slash cause thats what LoZ defines
-Animu style cuz de gids luv it
Fucking Casual

I guess you are one of these guys who is untrubled by the complexeties of life...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdbPDj1bR0g
#119 - bluemagebrilly (10/18/2014) [-]
-There is no white mage. There is a mage, but she's not really a 'white mage.' No healing spells or anything. More of a more upgraded use of 'Nayru's Love.'
-Zelda is defined as 'Puzzles' and 'Battles'. There are few puzzles in Hyrule Warriors, but definitely a lot of hacking and slashing... which is mirrored in most Zelda games too. Not to Hyrule/Dynasty Warrior's measure, but still a lot of sword play.
-It's the same style as Zelda, excluding the cartoonish way of telling the story. It's just more focused on having everyone look that way rather than just Link.

Calm down. You should just find a friend who has it and play it yourself before you judge it so harshly. It may not be your type of game, but it feels like you're hating it out of Nintendo not doing the same thing again, rather than hating it because you think it is a bad game.
User avatar #142 - reloyjerkins (10/19/2014) [-]
I hat nintendo for becoming EA, this game is shit and you should feel shit for liking it.
It's nothing more then a copypasterino of other games with a link face on it.
Complete and utter bullshit.
#144 - bluemagebrilly (10/19/2014) [-]
I knew you were going to say something like that, and it's very narrow minded / ignorant.

Yes, it's got the same game play style as Dynasty Warriors, but that is nothing like EA and there are a lot of Zelda elements in the game. If the game had Dungeons to crawl through and destroy, it'd practically be a real Zelda game.

Maybe add more items in, though.

That being said, and as I said in my comment just a moment ago, you're judging it without actually trying it. Plus, Nintendo is expanding their ideals. I mean, now Link is on a bike in Mario Kart 8 and they're letting a several mature games onto their console.

-You responded to my other comment as I was typing this, so I address it here as well-

I'm assuming you're referring to him having to stop to deal with the things that block his attacks or hide from him, and once again you've proved you haven't even tried Hyrule Warriors... Because they do that.

A lot.

Any monster that isn't fodder that dies in two/three hits can block you, and won't let you hit them unless you break their shield or wait for their attack. Then there are the "Boss" monsters that you have to defeat by stunning them with an item after they do certain moves, and then quickly hit them while they're down.

It depends on your weapon level, but they usually die after 2-3 times.

Wow, that sounds really familiar.
User avatar #145 - reloyjerkins (10/19/2014) [-]
"weapon level" in zelda
"hyper form" in pokemon
Bru... do you even?
User avatar #116 - garaichu (10/18/2014) [-]
Lessee here.

-True, not necessary but doesn't really detract from the game, a little too animu for my tastes too, but nothing to hate a game over.
- It's not a Zelda game, it's never tried to be a Zelda game. It's a Warriors game with a Zelda skin. And a very good Warriors game at that hence "one of the best of ITS KIND".
-It's really not that much more animu than Zelda is on its own.

Lel, calling me casual over one game.

Double lel, equating liking one game to being "Untroubled by the complexities of life"???
Bruh, you're NINETEEN, unless you got raped young or had your family die in a horrible accident I doubt you know much about "lifes complexities" yourself.

Check yourself before you rek yourself.
#89 - shovelsandskulls (10/18/2014) [-]
**shovelsandskulls rolled image** Cool. Thanks for the info. I only played OoT and Majora's Mask so I don't know nothing about the new things. I think the name of the dark version of Hyrule is Lorule.
#62 - gabemczombie (10/18/2014) [-]
I lack the muscles or the guts to be that fabulous
#63 - bluemagebrilly (10/18/2014) [-]
Ohh, you meant as a cosplay thing. You'd have to have like a mile long tongue to pull that guy off anyways.

How about this guy? I don't actually know much about cosplay, but I feel he'd be somewhat easy to pull off.
#65 - deftonesjunkie (10/18/2014) [-]
**deftonesjunkie rolled image** mfw no one returned the slab
#83 - StarvedSouthKorean (10/18/2014) [-]
Wait, There's An Upd8? TO THE COMIC!!!
User avatar #64 - gabemczombie (10/18/2014) [-]
I was thinking more along the lines of vidya.
And i haven't watched that show, so it feels wrong
#120 - bluemagebrilly (10/18/2014) [-]
I can't really think of any.

You could watch the new JonTron Halloween video and go as Scissorman .. But... I feel that a lot of people will be doing that now, haha.
User avatar #71 - carefree (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm gonna go with the obvious one and say Slenderman
User avatar #72 - gabemczombie (10/18/2014) [-]
slut
User avatar #73 - carefree (10/18/2014) [-]
r00d
If you want to freak little kids out while they're trick or treating there's no better way
#57 - Are there any tall creepy characters?  [+] (34 new replies) 10/18/2014 on Skull Kid 0
User avatar #59 - gabemczombie (10/18/2014) [-]
Vidya characters, that is
User avatar #85 - holycrapimacupcake (10/18/2014) [-]
Hm...anyone from Outlast.
#74 - electrictroll (10/18/2014) [-]
Pyramid head?
User avatar #75 - gabemczombie (10/18/2014) [-]
Brilliant!
#61 - bluemagebrilly (10/18/2014) [-]
Going off the Zelda theme, I considered this guy pretty creepy. Mostly with the way he flicked his tongue around a lot in the game he's from.
#93 - kakariko (10/18/2014) [-]
mfw he flicked his tongue
I like him as antagonist but jesus christ his tongue, pls no
User avatar #84 - shovelsandskulls (10/18/2014) [-]
Can you tell me who that guy is?
#86 - bluemagebrilly (10/18/2014) [-]
That is Ghirahim, one of the main 'villains' from Skyward Sword. He has a creepy habit of slinging his tongue around and making rather... fabulous movements. He can also turn into and summon swords of various sizes. He's also present in Hyule Warriors as an enemy, ally, and playable character.

Spoiler: He's also the sword of Demise, the one who tried to destroy all of humanity. It has also been speculated that he is the 'opposite form' of the Master Sword from the world revealed in 'A Link Between Worlds' which had a darker, but very similar, version of Hyrule inside it. This has not been confirmed by Nintendo, though.
User avatar #101 - reloyjerkins (10/18/2014) [-]
Hyrule warriors is going to be a piece of shit...
#113 - bluemagebrilly (10/18/2014) [-]
Hyrule Warriors has been out for awhile now, a month or so, and it's pretty good in my opinion. There are some technical things I dislike and one story point. the three 'portals in time' being made, for instance. But I have a personal annoyance with anything that does the whole paradox time travel thing.

The technical things are mostly on the Wii U for not being able to register the entire map without a large frame rate drop, and even then a large amount of things on the screen will cause a large, but temporary, drop. The AI for computer controlled characters is also pretty bad unless they're against you. Allied ones just sit there, most of the time, and enemy ones destroy you swiftly or at least Volga does. .

But despite that, I still have a lot of fun playing it. It's challenging, and I have never played a Dynasty Warriors type of game before. In my opinion, having it be Zelda based makes it more likely that the 'One Man Army' thing can really happen, since Link has always been like that since the first game.
User avatar #115 - reloyjerkins (10/18/2014) [-]
Link is not a one man army, thats why he never fights more then a handful of enemys at the same time.
#117 - bluemagebrilly (10/18/2014) [-]
"Not a one man army." "Handful of enemies."

Most "warriors" only take down one or two, and there have been several points where Link fights a massive amount of enemies outside of Hyrule Warriors.

Skyward Sword: Last fight as you raise down to stop Demise from being revived, you fight huge army of the bokoblin things.

Wind Waker: Almost every big fight, honestly. Keese are everywhere, there are guys that summon things constantly, the whole 'Pit of a Hundred Trials...'

Ocarina of Time: A lesser extent, but you fight a lot of ReDeads in a row in one area, and then there's the gauntlet in Ganon's tower.

Then there's dungeon crawling in general in all the games. If you think that a Link isn't considered a "one man army" when he conquers a dungeon filled with a large amount of creatures, then I think we have a different opinion on what qualifies as a "one man army."

The first game in particular has him going, without much pause, between dungeons, fighting large amounts of creatures on screen and trying to survive. Not as much as Hyrule Warriors, of course, but all together I wouldn't call that just a "handful."
User avatar #140 - reloyjerkins (10/19/2014) [-]
Hero =/= one man army, the shit he is doing in Hyrule Warrior is fucking bizzare
#141 - bluemagebrilly (10/19/2014) [-]
Popping masks onto his face to change his form isn't bizzare, though?

At any rate, it feels like you're judging the game without giving it a chance, and you're being stubborn about something silly. Link has always killed a lot of enemies rapidly, maybe not on the same screen, but pretty quickly all things considered.
User avatar #143 - reloyjerkins (10/19/2014) [-]
Sure thing.... like these sekletons which could block his attacks... or these spiders which where hiding until he came close enough just to jump on him from above... yeah my memory is getting blury.
User avatar #106 - garaichu (10/18/2014) [-]
>Going to be

It's already out and one of the best games of it's kind, dude.
User avatar #108 - reloyjerkins (10/18/2014) [-]
Sure thing bro, I also like to see one of my favorite game series getting it's skin thron of just to put the bloody raks over a degnerated new playstyle. Because nintendo has to shit somewhere.
User avatar #110 - garaichu (10/18/2014) [-]
gr8 b8 m8, I r8 8/8 no h8.

This conversation is over, bruh.
User avatar #114 - reloyjerkins (10/18/2014) [-]
Sure thing:
-White Mage because we are in fucking Final Fagottery
- Massiv Hack and Slash cause thats what LoZ defines
-Animu style cuz de gids luv it
Fucking Casual

I guess you are one of these guys who is untrubled by the complexeties of life...

www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdbPDj1bR0g
#119 - bluemagebrilly (10/18/2014) [-]
-There is no white mage. There is a mage, but she's not really a 'white mage.' No healing spells or anything. More of a more upgraded use of 'Nayru's Love.'
-Zelda is defined as 'Puzzles' and 'Battles'. There are few puzzles in Hyrule Warriors, but definitely a lot of hacking and slashing... which is mirrored in most Zelda games too. Not to Hyrule/Dynasty Warrior's measure, but still a lot of sword play.
-It's the same style as Zelda, excluding the cartoonish way of telling the story. It's just more focused on having everyone look that way rather than just Link.

Calm down. You should just find a friend who has it and play it yourself before you judge it so harshly. It may not be your type of game, but it feels like you're hating it out of Nintendo not doing the same thing again, rather than hating it because you think it is a bad game.
User avatar #142 - reloyjerkins (10/19/2014) [-]
I hat nintendo for becoming EA, this game is shit and you should feel shit for liking it.
It's nothing more then a copypasterino of other games with a link face on it.
Complete and utter bullshit.
#144 - bluemagebrilly (10/19/2014) [-]
I knew you were going to say something like that, and it's very narrow minded / ignorant.

Yes, it's got the same game play style as Dynasty Warriors, but that is nothing like EA and there are a lot of Zelda elements in the game. If the game had Dungeons to crawl through and destroy, it'd practically be a real Zelda game.

Maybe add more items in, though.

That being said, and as I said in my comment just a moment ago, you're judging it without actually trying it. Plus, Nintendo is expanding their ideals. I mean, now Link is on a bike in Mario Kart 8 and they're letting a several mature games onto their console.

-You responded to my other comment as I was typing this, so I address it here as well-

I'm assuming you're referring to him having to stop to deal with the things that block his attacks or hide from him, and once again you've proved you haven't even tried Hyrule Warriors... Because they do that.

A lot.

Any monster that isn't fodder that dies in two/three hits can block you, and won't let you hit them unless you break their shield or wait for their attack. Then there are the "Boss" monsters that you have to defeat by stunning them with an item after they do certain moves, and then quickly hit them while they're down.

It depends on your weapon level, but they usually die after 2-3 times.

Wow, that sounds really familiar.
User avatar #145 - reloyjerkins (10/19/2014) [-]
"weapon level" in zelda
"hyper form" in pokemon
Bru... do you even?
User avatar #116 - garaichu (10/18/2014) [-]
Lessee here.

-True, not necessary but doesn't really detract from the game, a little too animu for my tastes too, but nothing to hate a game over.
- It's not a Zelda game, it's never tried to be a Zelda game. It's a Warriors game with a Zelda skin. And a very good Warriors game at that hence "one of the best of ITS KIND".
-It's really not that much more animu than Zelda is on its own.

Lel, calling me casual over one game.

Double lel, equating liking one game to being "Untroubled by the complexities of life"???
Bruh, you're NINETEEN, unless you got raped young or had your family die in a horrible accident I doubt you know much about "lifes complexities" yourself.

Check yourself before you rek yourself.
#89 - shovelsandskulls (10/18/2014) [-]
**shovelsandskulls rolled image** Cool. Thanks for the info. I only played OoT and Majora's Mask so I don't know nothing about the new things. I think the name of the dark version of Hyrule is Lorule.
#62 - gabemczombie (10/18/2014) [-]
I lack the muscles or the guts to be that fabulous
#63 - bluemagebrilly (10/18/2014) [-]
Ohh, you meant as a cosplay thing. You'd have to have like a mile long tongue to pull that guy off anyways.

How about this guy? I don't actually know much about cosplay, but I feel he'd be somewhat easy to pull off.
#65 - deftonesjunkie (10/18/2014) [-]
**deftonesjunkie rolled image** mfw no one returned the slab
#83 - StarvedSouthKorean (10/18/2014) [-]
Wait, There's An Upd8? TO THE COMIC!!!
User avatar #64 - gabemczombie (10/18/2014) [-]
I was thinking more along the lines of vidya.
And i haven't watched that show, so it feels wrong
#120 - bluemagebrilly (10/18/2014) [-]
I can't really think of any.

You could watch the new JonTron Halloween video and go as Scissorman .. But... I feel that a lot of people will be doing that now, haha.
User avatar #71 - carefree (10/18/2014) [-]
I'm gonna go with the obvious one and say Slenderman
User avatar #72 - gabemczombie (10/18/2014) [-]
slut
User avatar #73 - carefree (10/18/2014) [-]
r00d
If you want to freak little kids out while they're trick or treating there's no better way
#1075614 - Completed Fallout: NV again. Along with the DLC. While Uly… 10/17/2014 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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User avatar #174 to #173 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
*dyes your hair purple*
#182 to #181 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Drugs
Drugs everywhere
#165 - konradkurze ONLINE (03/13/2014) [-]
GABE!!!!   
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED   
   
   
btw can i please have your fj points
GABE!!!!
HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED


btw can i please have your fj points
#166 to #165 - gabemczombie (03/13/2014) [-]
You won't get my fj points mofo
You won't get my fj points mofo
#159 - bluzzerstream (03/12/2014) [-]
Read the Os as in mooo
#160 to #159 - gabemczombie (03/12/2014) [-]
That's nice bro    
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
 This gif is so broken
That's nice bro









































































This gif is so broken
#161 to #160 - bluzzerstream (03/12/2014) [-]
I'll be waiting
I'll be waiting
#162 to #161 - gabemczombie (03/12/2014) [-]
I don't have any more
#163 to #162 - bluzzerstream (03/12/2014) [-]
Well, neither do I...    
   
But you can have this
Well, neither do I...

But you can have this
#156 to #155 - gabemczombie (03/11/2014) [-]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY PROFILE!?
#157 to #156 - kripparrian (03/11/2014) [-]
Drinking juice
Drinking juice
User avatar #144 - revengeforfreeze (03/02/2014) [-]
om du inte känner för att avslöja förstår jag men bor du vid centrum? eller bor du typ, långt ute vid bonnaviddarna?
User avatar #145 to #144 - gabemczombie (03/02/2014) [-]
Bonna vidarna gissar jag. Vid villa området iallafall
User avatar #146 to #145 - revengeforfreeze (03/02/2014) [-]
samma på ett ungefär men jag bor där man kör ut ur lund typ, vid partajservice grejen och gymmet :­)
User avatar #147 to #146 - gabemczombie (03/02/2014) [-]
City gross?
User avatar #148 to #147 - revengeforfreeze (03/02/2014) [-]
njaa nää.. gymmet heter.. 24 hour workout, du tänker nog på mås träningscenter
User avatar #149 to #148 - gabemczombie (03/02/2014) [-]
Kanske det. Jag lämnar inte precis mitt hus
User avatar #150 to #149 - revengeforfreeze (03/02/2014) [-]
>känslan när hikikomori
User avatar #151 to #150 - gabemczombie (03/02/2014) [-]
>Känslan när staffanstorp
User avatar #152 to #151 - revengeforfreeze (03/02/2014) [-]
sant.. inte mycket att göra här...
User avatar #153 to #152 - gabemczombie (03/02/2014) [-]
Precis
User avatar #138 - bluzzerstream (02/23/2014) [-]
Soon you won't be such a pure win anymore! Your fortune will fade (rhcp ref) and you shall dress in black destined to the sail the sea, not as a pirate but as a ninja pirate!
User avatar #139 to #138 - gabemczombie (02/23/2014) [-]
Your threats shan't work on me, doinitrite!
User avatar #140 to #139 - bluzzerstream (02/23/2014) [-]
JUST WAIT, when the thumbtide has risen to it's limit, your title won't be so strutting
User avatar #141 to #140 - gabemczombie (02/23/2014) [-]
We shall see, Worm...
#142 to #141 - bluzzerstream (02/23/2014) [-]
&quot;Futon worm&quot;
"Futon worm"
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User avatar #34 to #33 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
I do indeed
User avatar #35 to #34 - countrystrong (11/14/2013) [-]
Yeah..
User avatar #36 to #35 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
You look good
User avatar #38 to #36 - countrystrong (11/14/2013) [-]
please don't be one of those assholes that spam someone's picture all over the site
User avatar #39 to #38 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
Why would i do that?
User avatar #40 to #39 - countrystrong (11/14/2013) [-]
I'm not saying you would. But I know there's people on here who would do that
User avatar #41 to #40 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
For what purpose?
User avatar #42 to #41 - countrystrong (11/14/2013) [-]
Who knows? I just don't like the idea of it
User avatar #43 to #42 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
I see...
User avatar #44 to #43 - countrystrong (11/14/2013) [-]
Yeah. I don't typically let anyone see my pictures for that reason. And also because I don't feel like they are good enough pictures. I'm not the most photogenic person
User avatar #45 to #44 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
I see...
User avatar #46 to #45 - countrystrong (11/14/2013) [-]
Exactly
User avatar #47 to #46 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
I'll add you, if you don't mind?
User avatar #48 to #47 - countrystrong (11/14/2013) [-]
To your friend list? I'm already on it
User avatar #50 to #48 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
OH RIGHT
User avatar #51 to #49 - countrystrong (11/14/2013) [-]
I was one of the people who tried to give you advice when you had problems with those two girls? haha
User avatar #52 to #51 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
I remember now :3
User avatar #60 to #53 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
Have fun
User avatar #58 to #53 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
I can't respond to your new comments... In any case i do hope so
User avatar #59 to #58 - countrystrong (11/14/2013) [-]
I know you will. I have to go visit my grandma now, but I will probably be back on in about an hour or so haha talk to you then
User avatar #56 to #53 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
Odd... Can't reply to that comment. Anyhow I didn't pursue any of them, lost interest in one of 'em and the other said i was friendzoned. I don't know if she was kidding but... Eh
User avatar #57 to #56 - countrystrong (11/14/2013) [-]
Oh well. I bet you'll find someone good eventually
User avatar #54 to #53 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
Quite. That problem is gone now tho.
User avatar #55 to #54 - countrystrong (11/14/2013) [-]
Which one did you go after? or did you not go after either
User avatar #37 to #36 - countrystrong (11/14/2013) [-]
Thank you
#23 - konradkurze ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
a day in the life of gabemczombie
User avatar #24 to #23 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
And i'm even swedish...
User avatar #25 to #24 - konradkurze ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
ill play some Abba while the two of them get busy on you
#28 to #26 - konradkurze ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#29 to #27 - konradkurze ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
and be warned
Admin wont be gentle with your mouth
User avatar #30 to #29 - gabemczombie (11/14/2013) [-]
Isn't he asian?
User avatar #31 to #30 - konradkurze ONLINE (11/14/2013) [-]
its admin
its pretty sure he spent some of the money he makes off this site to get a penis enlargement
User avatar #72 to #31 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Dude. How did you get coloured text?
#73 to #72 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
because Admin is a cool guy who keeps his promises
User avatar #75 to #74 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
you just gotta get OC over 500 thumbs

also helped my OC was about admin....he even reposted it himself
User avatar #77 to #76 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
come on Swede
you havent submitted OC for 4 months
GET TO IT
#78 to #77 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
But swedes are the sons and daughters of vikings... That means stealing and plundering
But swedes are the sons and daughters of vikings... That means stealing and plundering
#79 to #78 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
not anymore

nowadays its all about being gay and looking pretty
#80 to #79 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
HEY Not everyone in this 						*******					 country is from the capital.. Or a douchebag for that matter
HEY Not everyone in this ******* country is from the capital.. Or a douchebag for that matter
User avatar #136 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
safe as in boring and nothing that could harm you
User avatar #137 to #136 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
I wouldn't say nothing. We have a lot of over-privleged kids that could probably try to fight you.
User avatar #134 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
so whats there to do in sweden nowadays
what makes sweden fun
User avatar #135 to #134 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Nothing.
It's a pretty safe country... WHich is nice
User avatar #132 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled user timbittwo **
this is your new lover

LOVE THEM
User avatar #133 to #132 - timbittwo (02/15/2014) [-]


lol
User avatar #130 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
let me guess....youre single
User avatar #128 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
well maybe if you swedes took cares of womens sexual needs maybe theyd be less annoying
User avatar #126 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
jealous of gay guys....
oh gabe
#127 to #126 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Who isn't jealous of gay guys? They don't have to deal with females
User avatar #124 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
so 'not gay but pretty close'

and how come its apparently just stockholm that has a major gay population
User avatar #125 to #124 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Because those rich sons of bitches are annoying as balls. They act like they're so superiour
User avatar #122 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
* claims not to be gay
* acts very gay

oh Gabe.....do you even know what you are
#123 to #122 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Comftrable enough with my sexuality to act gay
#121 to #120 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
I was refering to you
I was refering to you
#118 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
sweden will make america gay one day
#119 to #118 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
They're not the first on the list.
They're not the first on the list.
User avatar #116 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
im a bundle of sticks?
User avatar #117 to #116 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Of course. What else would you be?
#114 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
*sings*
I like Swedish Sparkle Party
User avatar #115 to #114 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
You faggot
User avatar #112 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
* room in ass
* 'not' gay

.......right.....
User avatar #110 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
you dont have a gun, i dumped in in russia completely naked, remember
User avatar #111 to #110 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
My anus is roomy
User avatar #108 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
*gets a pack of skunks, feeds them mating drugs to get them really horny, then sets them loose after you*
User avatar #109 to #108 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
*Shoots the ******* *
User avatar #106 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
*dumps you naked in the middle of russia*

have a nice walk home...
wake me up when you get back
User avatar #104 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
youre Lady GabeGabe

dance for the Fins
#105 to #104 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Nope
Nope
User avatar #102 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
*dresses you upo like Lady Gaga and makes you dance on the finnish border*
#103 to #102 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Wait what?
Wait what?
User avatar #98 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
anyway, bedtime for me
User avatar #99 to #98 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Damn whore
#96 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
*puts you in a headlock and noogies*   
   
okay teasing over..ill be good now Gabe   
   
GABE
*puts you in a headlock and noogies*

okay teasing over..ill be good now Gabe

GABE
#97 to #96 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
So noy you know who i truly am?
So noy you know who i truly am?
User avatar #94 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
peanut butter swede

*enter comment about swedes liking the 'nuts*
#92 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
**konradkurze rolled a random image posted in comment #38430 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE **
you in real life
User avatar #93 to #92 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Exactly.
User avatar #90 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
as long as youre not kebab dark
User avatar #91 to #90 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Of course i'm not kebab dark. I'm still swedish, i just have genes that make me tan easily
User avatar #88 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
still fair skinned right

so brown hair and eyes...more finnish
User avatar #89 to #88 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
I'm rather tanned for a white guy
#86 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
oh sweden
you gay ******
User avatar #87 to #86 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Tfw i'm brown haired and brown eyed
#84 to #83 - konradkurze ONLINE (02/15/2014) [-]
it gets worse

Sweden is land of kebabs
User avatar #81 to #80 - gabemczombie (02/15/2014) [-]
Capitol*
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