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Date Signed Up:7/23/2011
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#41 - Comment deleted 01/11/2016 on Alexandra Daddario at the... 0
#1379365 - "We all make choices but in the end our choices make us."  [+] (1 new reply) 01/11/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1379424 - feelythefeel (01/11/2016) [-]
We all take a shit, but in the end, the shit takes us.
#1379364 - Can someone explain Undertale?  [+] (5 new replies) 01/11/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
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#1379415 - kusaki (01/11/2016) [-]
(From this comment /channel/undertale/Act/LdmeLYq/6 Props to clavatninenine )
I'm going to describe it using Skyrim.

You're running through skyrim, you run in to a bandit. That bandit attacks you, you kill the bandit. Later you run in to that bandit's family and it turns out that bandit just got fire from his job as a town guard because he revealed to the public that the Jarl was taking their tax gold and melting it down to make a statue of his cock. Nobody else will hire him because he's a wistle blower, so he had no way of providing for his family. He literally had no other choice than to resort to highway robbery to make sure his pregnant wife and 2 children and adopted argonian son had enough money to survive the winter. They try to say they understand you were just defending yourself and they leave with tears in their eyes after a discussion with you about it. You offer to donate some gold to them to which the eldest child says "no thanks, please. you've already done enough." and they vanish in the the early morning mist. Now you're left there, you feel like the absolute fucking scum of the earth. You were forced to realize that the bandit you killed was an actual person with feelings and hopes and dreams and people who loved him and you killed him and destroyed the hope of his family. You are on the verge of tears yourself and you can't take it. You re-load from a earlier save and go to where the bandit attacks and you yield. He demands all your valuables and you use persuasion to ask him why he's doing this. Breaking down in to tears he tells you his story about his family and his job and why. You out of the kindness of your heart give him 1000 septims to help him and his family get back on their feet. He thanks you and tells you he is in your debt and then runs off to meet his family. You smile, knowing you did good...then Alduin. FUCKIGN ALDUIN shows up. Lands right in front of you and laughs in your face. "I know what you did. You killed him, butchered him when all he was doing was trying to provide for his wife and kids. And you couldn't take it so you rewound time and spared him. You naive idiot." Alduin, having obtained a 4th-wall breaking understanding of how the save function works flies off, leaving you questioning the very integrity of your being. Questioning your very morality. And now you can't look at any character the same ever again. All you see is an innocent merely trying to make their way in the world. Even the evil ones, every time you kill you feel worse and worse and worse about yourself. Until the only sensible option is to delete Skyrim, reinstall it, and then mod it so you can play the entire thing without harming anybody. All so you can get that gnawing feeling of absolute regret at the horrors you have brought upon innocent people out of your skull and you can feel like a decent human being once more.
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#1379373 - kothaex (01/11/2016) [-]
the best explanation you could get is:
ask no more questions and play it
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#1379371 - warioteam (01/11/2016) [-]
bad tims
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#1379369 - thematthew (01/11/2016) [-]
classic RPG with bullet hell style combat, being good=good ending, being both=bitter sweet ending, being an asshole=badtime, has really good music, characters are clitches but likable, heard from some people gameplay is a bit boring, humor is pretty good, over all very solid.

two things going into it you have to know is that 1. no one has to die and 2. hype is a bad thing.
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#1379368 - tentaquil (01/11/2016) [-]
friendship and rainbows and shit
#1379363 - This is Halo 3 01/11/2016 on Video Games Board - console... 0
#28 - Ghouls are sterile  [+] (1 new reply) 01/10/2016 on I'm honored,I think... +3
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#32 - greyhoundfd (01/10/2016) [-]
Well then, there you have it. Preventing ghoulification means that they will gradually die out anyway. The only place where the BoS specifically attacks ghouls are those that have gone feral, and it's hard to argue that killing what is effectively a zombie is anything condemnable.
#27 - Wait what?  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on I'm honored,I think... 0
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#37 - sircool (01/10/2016) [-]
I think it's the minute men ending. You can kill the BoS after, but they don't give a shit about the railroad.
#47 - Stevethewizard (01/10/2016) [-]
It's a variant on the Minutemen ending. Found a guide to get it on Youtube. Here's a link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUFEeYdQnVc
Basically, you start off on this by completing the BoS quests before completing Reunions (including talking Brandis down and convincing him his backup will be here soon). Then you do Reunions and Dangerous Minds. After this, Shadow of Steel and Tradecraft unlock. It's important that you ignore these for a while as you focus on the Minutemen, because you need to use the Minutemen to gain access to the Institute.
Once you're in the Institute, kill someone to get kicked out before you start the second quest. Just don't even start the second quest. Don't talk to Father after meeting everyone. If you're feeling particularly good, choose a victim that deserves it (someone in the Synth Retention department, perhaps?).
After getting 86'd, completely ignore Form Ranks and Defend the Castle. Avoid the Castle like the fucking plague, and go help out the Brotherhood. Do all their quests until Show No Mercy, but please, for the love of god, don't fucking do Show No Mercy. Don't even start Show No Mercy. Why? It fucks with the BoS's AI settings and makes them highly aggressive, to the point where they occasionally mow down civilians for no fucking reason, and it blocks off the secret ending.
AFTER helping the Brotherhood, do Form Ranks and Defend the Castle. This should give you the option to do the Nuclear Option. Don't do it yet. It's not the right time.
You know what it is time for? Helping the Railroad. Go do Tradecraft through Randolph Safehouse 6, then do the Nuclear Option on behalf of the Minutemen.
This lets every good companion live, because face it, the Courser isn't anywhere near fun to have around.
#26 - Some of you are alright. I mean come on. You know what i mea… 01/10/2016 on I'm honored,I think... +4
#23 - That sounds like synth talk to me.  [+] (2 new replies) 01/10/2016 on I'm honored,I think... +17
#24 - matralith (01/10/2016) [-]
You got a problem with that?
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#26 - gabemczombie (01/10/2016) [-]
Some of you are alright. I mean come on. You know what i mean, Danse.
#47 - God damn i hope she gets a double-bladed lightsaber 01/08/2016 on Kylo Ren & Leia 0
#85 - People used to use that all the time in pvp when i was still p… 01/08/2016 on Based Burial Blade 0

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#19 - gabemczombie (10/06/2013) [-]
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#250 to #249 - gabemczombie (04/21/2015) [-]
Pure american justice.
Pure american justice.
#246 to #245 - gabemczombie (02/25/2015) [-]
Still won't make me git guud
Still won't make me git guud
#231 - viewhistory (01/15/2015) [-]
for you
User avatar #227 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll cah answer*"**
**konradkurze rolls Having shotguns for legs.**
why is gabe crazy
#228 to #227 - gabemczombie (01/09/2015) [-]
You know what else is a dick?
You know what else is a dick?
#229 to #228 - konradkurze (01/09/2015) [-]
if your legs are shotguns...then your dick is....well.....
if your legs are shotguns...then your dick is....well.....
User avatar #216 - konradkurze (12/16/2014) [-]
**konradkurze used "*roll 1, 0-9*"**
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what kind of zombie is Gabe:

1-2 magical
3-4 chemical
5-6 viral
7-8 willpower
9-0 black friday shopper
#218 to #217 - konradkurze (12/16/2014) [-]
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what did gabe absolutely HAVE to buy on black friday
User avatar #219 to #218 - konradkurze (12/16/2014) [-]
hell....GotG christmas edition

groot as the xmas tree?
#222 to #221 - gabemczombie (12/16/2014) [-]
Christmas Merry
Christmas Merry
#210 - bluzzerstream (10/10/2014) [-]
It's back
It's back
#206 - bluzzerstream (06/24/2014) [-]
YES
YES
#202 - bluzzerstream (05/22/2014) [-]
ICH BIN DIE HOSEN KÖNIG, DIE GROSSE, DIE GROSSE!
ICH BIN DIE HOSEN KÖNIG, DIE GROSSE, DIE GROSSE!
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