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Consoles Owned: PC, PS2, PS1, DS, PSP
Video Games Played: Too many
X-box Gamertag: gabe2k12
Interests: Interesting things
Date Signed Up:3/13/2012
Last Login:12/15/2014
Location:Paisley Scotland
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#911499 - >Master Java >Make Muncruft 2 >Burn Muncruft … 05/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +3
#911496 - Actions speak louder than words I will suckle on the tit of knowledge  [+] (11 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #911500 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
my personal statement started with "i have an unquenchable thirst for knowledge..."
User avatar #911501 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
i got 0 rejections
User avatar #911502 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
Das intense
User avatar #911503 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
btw do you mean collage or university
User avatar #911510 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
College. I don't have much experience with programming itself so I'm going to college first. Also because my school is full retards Higher Computing was cancelled and I had to take Higher Information Systems. The Higher Computing would have set my position in stone. Although the college I'm going to doesn't have a high rate of turning people down. Most people go for the technical support course instead of either of the programming courses. I applied for both software development and games development. Vidya being first choice.
User avatar #911518 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
how old are you?
i applied to unis for games programing/computer science with gaming
i didnt/dont have any experience in programing, just a levels in maths,biology,psychology
User avatar #911522 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
I'm 17. My grades are mostly Bs', my My physics and maths are bad. I only took physics in my 3rd and 4th year teacher was a major stoner couldn't teach a class if he had someone whispering his whole job into his ear. Then my 5th year maths teacher was a complete dick to me never helping me and picking on me for every answer, sending me out for no reason and just randomly yelling at me or standing over my shoulder for no reason. I fucked my maths that year and it's the whole reason I'm still in school. My exam for it is on the 6th.
User avatar #911530 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
so your doing alevels /Scottish equivalent?
use this www.examsolutions.net/ it helped me get a A in maths
User avatar #911532 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
Thanks man

I did enough past papers to hit 70% on the dot an A band 2

Hope fully I can stretch it to 85% An A band 1 which only 15 people in the country get a year.
#911534 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
there mroe than 14 people Scotland
User avatar #911536 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
Yep there are about 17.5 of us.
#911489 - (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻ **** FUNNY… 05/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#911488 - I live Scotland college is free >  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +3
User avatar #911489 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

FUCK FUNNYJUNK EMOTES
#911486 - Java scripting?  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #911493 - desacabose (05/03/2014) [-]
>Put java on USB
>Burn USB
>Forget Java exists
User avatar #911499 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
>Master Java
>Make Muncruft 2
>Burn Muncruft 2
>?????
>LAWSUIT
#911483 - Patience is key 05/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +3
#911477 - Gotta write that one down. 05/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
#911471 - I have an interview set up for a college course for making vid…  [+] (41 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +2
User avatar #911491 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
i got a place in uni to study games programing
i picked my univerities by weather i have to go to interviews or not, because i am socially autistic.

just sound like a huge fucking nerd, say to play with game engines in your spare time, tell them what langues you know, say your thirsty and want to suckle on their sweet knowledge emitting nipples (metaphorically)
User avatar #911523 - fargfive (05/03/2014) [-]
you're also regular autistic too, don't forget that!
User avatar #911525 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
:autism:
User avatar #911527 - fargfive (05/03/2014) [-]
I was really hoping that's be an actual smiley.
User avatar #911535 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
me 2
#911496 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
Actions speak louder than words I will suckle on the tit of knowledge
User avatar #911500 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
my personal statement started with "i have an unquenchable thirst for knowledge..."
User avatar #911501 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
i got 0 rejections
User avatar #911502 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
Das intense
User avatar #911503 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
btw do you mean collage or university
User avatar #911510 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
College. I don't have much experience with programming itself so I'm going to college first. Also because my school is full retards Higher Computing was cancelled and I had to take Higher Information Systems. The Higher Computing would have set my position in stone. Although the college I'm going to doesn't have a high rate of turning people down. Most people go for the technical support course instead of either of the programming courses. I applied for both software development and games development. Vidya being first choice.
User avatar #911518 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
how old are you?
i applied to unis for games programing/computer science with gaming
i didnt/dont have any experience in programing, just a levels in maths,biology,psychology
User avatar #911522 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
I'm 17. My grades are mostly Bs', my My physics and maths are bad. I only took physics in my 3rd and 4th year teacher was a major stoner couldn't teach a class if he had someone whispering his whole job into his ear. Then my 5th year maths teacher was a complete dick to me never helping me and picking on me for every answer, sending me out for no reason and just randomly yelling at me or standing over my shoulder for no reason. I fucked my maths that year and it's the whole reason I'm still in school. My exam for it is on the 6th.
User avatar #911530 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
so your doing alevels /Scottish equivalent?
use this www.examsolutions.net/ it helped me get a A in maths
User avatar #911532 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
Thanks man

I did enough past papers to hit 70% on the dot an A band 2

Hope fully I can stretch it to 85% An A band 1 which only 15 people in the country get a year.
#911534 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
there mroe than 14 people Scotland
User avatar #911536 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
Yep there are about 17.5 of us.
User avatar #911484 - youngneil (05/03/2014) [-]
I'm gonna be taking some summer courses this summer (duh) before I actually start college and I learned that instead of going into debt, I will actually be making money. I'm gonna get a student worker job and grants will give me like $1300 or so.

Just wanted to share. I'm pretty excited.
User avatar #911511 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
Cheating the system
User avatar #911517 - youngneil (05/03/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #911520 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
Doesn't college cost a lot in america. I am making assumptions now.
User avatar #911537 - youngneil (05/03/2014) [-]
Usually, yeah. I've seen people go $40K in debt, and my sister is still paying off college loans after 5 years. I'm not really sure how I'm gonna be making money, my mom explained it to me (she works at the college) but I forgot the details. I know that it's coming from grants and a student worker job, but I'm not sure what the grants are. About $1300 from the grants a month (which will be more than enough to pay for schooling I was told) and about $400 a month from the student worker job.
User avatar #911540 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
So to avoid debt you're going to work your butt off?

I don't understand how so many people can end up in debt over college over in America does it really cost that much or do they have everything that you have available to you but are just to lazy to do it?
User avatar #911542 - youngneil (05/03/2014) [-]
Not even really working very hard. The student worker job is 20 hour weeks, and involves me sitting in a library re-shelving books. Still, not sure how the grants work so I may have to work hard.

And most people that go far into debt go to a trade school or a big uni. I'm just going to a community college for a couple years before transferring to a bigger school to get my teaching degree or whatever. And yeah, there are quite a few lazy people too.
User avatar #911554 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
20 hours a week and all you've got to do is stack shelves ;_;

If someone offered me that I would fly at it like an Ethiopian with a dinner ticket. Some people are incredibly lazy though. My mate is about to fail his college course cause he's just been using it for E.M.A Educational Maintenance Allowance and he just spends it on weed and wow.
User avatar #911583 - youngneil (05/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, I feel really lucky that all of this is being offered to me. I used to be an extremely lazy student (and I even still am to an extent) and I'm being offered all of these fantastic opportunities. The 20 hours only lasts through summer though, after summer it's 10 hour weeks.

I don't see how people could be THAT lazy when it comes to education. Especially in places with free education. I'm not saying it's acceptable to be lazy if school is expensive, but if it's free you might as well take advantage of it, right?
User avatar #911588 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
It's not just the fact he is abusing the system he never even comes out camping anymore D:
User avatar #911592 - youngneil (05/03/2014) [-]
That is an outrage!
User avatar #911604 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
You never said what you're studying
User avatar #911612 - youngneil (05/03/2014) [-]
Oh. Well, I'm wanting to become a history teacher, so probably history of some sort. Most likely world history, because American history on it's own is pretty boring. I've always been interested in ancient civilizations though, but I'm not sure if there are any classes meant just for that.
User avatar #911613 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
A google search said that you would want to try teaching Classical Archaeology and Ancient History. It would probably be good if you're into Archaeology.
User avatar #911615 - youngneil (05/03/2014) [-]
Ancient History sounds like my jam, just didn't think there would even be classes meant for that.
It feels good to talk about what I'm doing with my life. I can't talk to any of my friends about it because they don't care. They just like to focus on the present. Meaning, they spend all of their time partying and "enjoying life to the fullest" while high off their asses.
User avatar #911619 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
Getting high off you're ass is fun I must admit. But you definitely need to set your priorities. You can't spend the whole day being a vegetable hoping stuff works out. I've been doing my final school year exams. I study for days and then the day the exam is on I go camping with my mates clear my head and socialize a bit then next day studying for the next one. My last is exam is in a few days. But Archaeology 101 Yet again making assumptions from american TV shows because I don't know how the education system works there. sounds like the best option to teach what your interested in.
User avatar #911488 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
I live Scotland college is free >
User avatar #911489 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

FUCK FUNNYJUNK EMOTES
User avatar #911482 - desacabose (05/03/2014) [-]
For the love god fuck java
User avatar #911486 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
Java scripting?
User avatar #911493 - desacabose (05/03/2014) [-]
>Put java on USB
>Burn USB
>Forget Java exists
User avatar #911499 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
>Master Java
>Make Muncruft 2
>Burn Muncruft 2
>?????
>LAWSUIT
User avatar #911475 - feferest (05/03/2014) [-]
Tell them you are the Thumb God on VGB, you will pass right away
#911477 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
Gotta write that one down.
#911421 - Picture 05/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +5
#911404 - Picture  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +9
User avatar #911416 - alexanderburns (05/03/2014) [-]
gaybek
#911421 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #911411 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
>not running out of yuvesh votes
#911394 - The blacktail 05/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +3
#462 - Yippie (≧ω≦) 05/03/2014 on dragx's profile 0
#460 - Where FJ Adventure game news? (╥_╥)  [+] (2 new replies) 05/03/2014 on dragx's profile 0
User avatar #461 - dragx (05/03/2014) [-]
I'll release some later for you, I haven't talked to anis in a bit, but I don't see how he can't already be finished.
User avatar #462 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
Yippie (≧ω≦)
#911248 - ****** if you wanna play wall-e the game. Then bu… 05/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#911199 - You've posted to much your thumb shall come in one hour …  [+] (1 new reply) 05/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#911200 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
#911195 - Me thumb god  [+] (3 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#911198 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
no one man should have all that power
#911199 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
You've posted to much your thumb shall come in one hour

MFW
#911200 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
#911193 - No, me thumb you  [+] (5 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +3
User avatar #911194 - noobnage (05/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #911195 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
Me thumb god
#911198 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
no one man should have all that power
#911199 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
You've posted to much your thumb shall come in one hour

MFW
#911200 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
#911191 - Me thumb?  [+] (13 new replies) 05/03/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +5
User avatar #911526 - cunttoaster (05/03/2014) [-]
Me thumb too?
User avatar #911528 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
Thumb 4 u bby <3
User avatar #911529 - cunttoaster (05/03/2014) [-]
Thumb 4 u too bby boo <3
User avatar #911538 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
<3
User avatar #911544 - cunttoaster (05/03/2014) [-]
bby i can't thumb must wait an hour <3
User avatar #911555 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
It's okay bby (・∀・ )
User avatar #911192 - noobnage (05/03/2014) [-]
you don't deserve
User avatar #911193 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
No, me thumb you
User avatar #911194 - noobnage (05/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #911195 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
Me thumb god
#911198 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
no one man should have all that power
#911199 - gabek (05/03/2014) [-]
You've posted to much your thumb shall come in one hour

MFW
#911200 - yuvesh (05/03/2014) [-]
#104 - Thanks 05/01/2014 on You Will Never Suspect Of a... 0
#90 - What time of the video does the tellitubbie thing happen?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2014 on You Will Never Suspect Of a... 0
User avatar #105 - eddymolly (05/01/2014) [-]
Well apparently, It wasn't from "Big Fat Quiz of the Year", it was from "Big Fat Quiz of the 90s".

However, there were some pretty funny bits
Theres a great bit with Danny Dyer about 40 minutes through, Charles Dance is at 54 minutes and at 1hr 13 Jonathan Ross makes everyone sandwiches.
User avatar #103 - eddymolly (05/01/2014) [-]
Ahh. No idea, haven't watched it yet. I'll let you know in up to 2 hours when I find it
User avatar #104 - gabek (05/01/2014) [-]
Thanks
#908598 - I was rank 17 til the new season started. They aren't as far a… 05/01/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#908594 - The thumbs do not discriminate Unfortunately. 05/01/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
#62 - I AM GOD 05/01/2014 on Boards are dying. Post on... 0
#908589 - Why?  [+] (3 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #908592 - adunsaveme (05/01/2014) [-]
Cos noobnage is getting thumbed up too, and that's not right ;c
User avatar #908852 - noobnage (05/01/2014) [-]
wow #r00d , and i still keep ur clothes from the time we were together
User avatar #908594 - gabek (05/01/2014) [-]
The thumbs do not discriminate Unfortunately.
#908584 - Gabek thumb god of VGB giver of thumbs  [+] (6 new replies) 05/01/2014 on Video Games Board - console... +1
User avatar #908614 - ianistheman (05/01/2014) [-]
Thank you o giver of thumbs.
User avatar #908588 - adunsaveme (05/01/2014) [-]
pls stop ;_;
User avatar #908589 - gabek (05/01/2014) [-]
Why?
User avatar #908592 - adunsaveme (05/01/2014) [-]
Cos noobnage is getting thumbed up too, and that's not right ;c
User avatar #908852 - noobnage (05/01/2014) [-]
wow #r00d , and i still keep ur clothes from the time we were together
User avatar #908594 - gabek (05/01/2014) [-]
The thumbs do not discriminate Unfortunately.
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User avatar #78 - abstractpink (09/19/2014) [-]
haha ur british
User avatar #79 to #78 - gabek (09/19/2014) [-]
Who the **** are you and what do you want on me soil?
User avatar #74 - danield (09/16/2014) [-]
gabek you the mvp of the day!
User avatar #75 to #74 - gabek (09/16/2014) [-]
Do I win anything?
User avatar #76 to #75 - danield (09/16/2014) [-]
you can have the pick of any virgin in the vgb, hahaha
User avatar #77 to #76 - gabek (09/16/2014) [-]
You shall make a fine addition to my collection.
User avatar #64 - MrDeadiron (07/22/2014) [-]
R u a thug?
User avatar #65 to #64 - gabek (07/22/2014) [-]
yup
User avatar #66 to #65 - MrDeadiron (07/22/2014) [-]
wut is your skype
User avatar #67 to #66 - gabek (07/22/2014) [-]
gabe2k7
User avatar #68 to #67 - MrDeadiron (07/22/2014) [-]
y did u remove me?
User avatar #69 to #68 - gabek (07/22/2014) [-]
check for princess matt unicycle
User avatar #71 to #69 - MrDeadiron (07/22/2014) [-]
Gabe the babe?
User avatar #70 to #69 - MrDeadiron (07/22/2014) [-]
you removed me
User avatar #72 to #70 - gabek (07/22/2014) [-]
I didn't remove anyone ;_;

Whats your skype name?
User avatar #73 to #72 - MrDeadiron (07/22/2014) [-]
richard.zdonowski we played the military entrance test
User avatar #59 - danield (03/20/2014) [-]
thanks for adding me!
User avatar #60 to #59 - gabek (03/20/2014) [-]
ey bby <3
#61 to #60 - danield (03/20/2014) [-]
&gt;bby    
t-t-thanks
>bby
t-t-thanks
#58 - danield (02/13/2014) [-]
You always thumbs people on the games board but never post, what gives?
User avatar #55 - MrDeadiron (12/30/2013) [-]
Weep before the awesome power of your Based God.
User avatar #49 - MrDeadiron (12/23/2013) [-]
What is your steam?
User avatar #52 to #51 - MrDeadiron (12/23/2013) [-]
I thought we was friends
User avatar #50 to #49 - gabek (12/23/2013) [-]
gabek
User avatar #19 - MrDeadiron (12/09/2013) [-]
How is it, in my stomach?
#20 to #19 - gabek (12/09/2013) [-]
It's strange.
User avatar #21 to #20 - MrDeadiron (12/09/2013) [-]
Is it at least warm and cozy?
User avatar #22 to #21 - gabek (12/09/2013) [-]
As much as stomach acid can be.
User avatar #24 to #23 - gabek (12/09/2013) [-]
It's quite a habitable environment until high tide.
User avatar #25 to #24 - MrDeadiron (12/09/2013) [-]
Just grab onto some bacon rafts.
User avatar #26 to #25 - gabek (12/09/2013) [-]
I shall try my hardest to survive.
User avatar #27 to #26 - MrDeadiron (12/09/2013) [-]
Good.
User avatar #12 - MrDeadiron (12/08/2013) [-]
Bitch is game time
User avatar #13 to #12 - gabek (12/08/2013) [-]
Yeah bby
User avatar #14 to #13 - MrDeadiron (12/08/2013) [-]
u dun hav me on steam
User avatar #15 to #14 - gabek (12/08/2013) [-]
Its also 3am
User avatar #16 to #15 - MrDeadiron (12/08/2013) [-]
no its 947
User avatar #17 to #16 - gabek (12/08/2013) [-]
Welcome to the UK
User avatar #18 to #17 - MrDeadiron (12/08/2013) [-]
NO EASTERN SEABOARD MASTER RACE!
User avatar #3 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/20/2013) [-]
im watching you, uneducated whore filth
User avatar #4 to #3 - gabek (11/20/2013) [-]
Aw shucks I feel all warm and fuzzy inside :3
User avatar #5 to #4 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/20/2013) [-]
you wont be when i force my corncob inside you
User avatar #6 to #5 - gabek (11/20/2013) [-]
Oh boy!

Your making me feel so... Corny
User avatar #7 to #6 - sonicftwxdatheism (11/20/2013) [-]
and you're making me wild in my pants
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