At least my mother taught me not to repost. Dumbitch.

In all retrospect, all you had to do was shoot me a message saying you would use it, you simplistic, idiotic, and illiterate imbecile.

thats it im going off


I saved your mother's life today... I killed a shiteating dog on the way
over.
Your mother's armpits are so hairy it looks like she had Buckwheat in a
headlock.
Your mother's so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Your mom's so fat, her yearbook picture was an aerial photo.
Your mom's so fat, I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Your mom's so fat, I had to slap her thigh and ride the wave in.
They say that beauty is only a light switch away, with your mom I had to
use a black light.
Your mom's so stupid it takes her a half hour to make minute rice.
Your mom's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
Your mom's got snakeskin teeth.
Your mom's so stupid I saw her in the frozen food section w/a fishing rod.
Your mom's so fat, at the zoo the elephants started throwing Her peanuts.

At least my mother taught me not to repost. Dumbitch.

Whats wrong with BLACK?

Everything.