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Age: 20
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Date Signed Up:11/16/2014
Last Login:1/12/2016
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#60 - wait i don't get it, is it supposed to be a guy inside of a gi…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2015 on Is This Lewd? +1
#75 - alucardexplain (11/16/2015) [-]
You've obviously never pierced the heavens.
#13 - the right to bear arms has never been taken more literally 11/15/2015 on Hand Drawing Tutorial 0
#183 - Picture 11/15/2015 on Roll a picture and draw it... +2
#172 - **gabeinated used "*roll picture*"** **gabeinated rolled image **  [+] (1 new reply) 11/15/2015 on Roll a picture and draw it... 0
#183 - gabeinated (11/15/2015) [-]
#60 - Oil and innocent lives. 11/15/2015 on Raid Mechanics +1
#76 - Let me explain why this is funny to the people who don't get i…  [+] (1 new reply) 11/14/2015 on Sick Burn +3
#90 - riffz (11/14/2015) [-]
Charles Dickens all you had to say was
Explanation/original file: "140771025989 .jpg" "140771025989 (1).jpg"
So he downloaded more then 1 version of the same image from the same location.
#73 - it's special because it only aligns at a certain time on a cer… 11/14/2015 on Sun aligns with Veterans... 0
#24 - this seems a bit off topic but don't you upload lods of porn?  [+] (2 new replies) 11/13/2015 on The $1000 Fallout 4 build +9
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#62 - besle (11/13/2015) [-]
All the time
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#123 - leonardus (11/13/2015) [-]
pretty fucking good content aswell
#22 - I wanna watch linkle tinkle 11/13/2015 on Zelda 0
#39 - john cera 11/11/2015 on Human Evolution GIF +10
#65 - it's entertaining to think about and read.  [+] (1 new reply) 11/11/2015 on (untitled) +1
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#111 - mutzaki (11/11/2015) [-]
Maybe in a conversation with someone, but not as content.
#57 - better version. 11/10/2015 on The scariest thing I've... 0
#11 - oh ok i didn't think about it that way it's hard for me to…  [+] (25 new replies) 11/09/2015 on Feminism Comp +1
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#12 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
some people do, however, choose to be gay. But honestly, its for attention, they want to make themselves seem different or unique. Those are the people you see at pride parades and shit. Im just a normal dude, you literally would never guess I am gay unless you specifically asked cause that is the only circumstance I would admit it to other people. I hate gay culture and the way the media portrays gay people, as if we are all flamboyant annoying douche bags. Although I must admit, with the fact that I don't act flamboyant, Its really hard to find a partner because nobody knows that Id be interested. Its really fucking retarded actually.
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#15 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
If I got a penny for everytime I've heard "You act so straight though"

Probably get me a free bowl of spaghetti or something I mean it's not much
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#18 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
Shit I'll give you a free bowl of spaghetti right now.
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#23 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
Yaaas

Ive been practising making sauce too this is perfect
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#24 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
I'll put some red sauce on the spaghetti but I can't Garuntee that the meatballs won't just be my balls.
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#25 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
Screw red

I can take some milk and paprika and make some sick-ass pink sauce

I normally throw in diced sausage but
I've a feeling you wanna keep yours in one piece
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#26 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
I mean it's your spaghetti, who am I to tell you what you can do with my genetalia that I just plopped onto your dinner.
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#27 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
the provider of said spaghetti
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#28 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
Well what if we went with a nice white sauce such as semen alfredo?
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#29 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
Throw in some pressed garlic and it can work
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#30 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
Bro garlic is a fucking staple of any dish. I'll murder that shit with garlic.
#31 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
righteous
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#32 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
I see on your profile that you play smite. Is it a game you play often or just in da there cause I love that game.
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#33 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
I used to play it often-ish
But not alone

So I've fallen off of playing it now because my usual crew have too

I was never any good at it so I always focused on doing stupid shit that had some entertainment value
sometimes worked out, too

For instance, Geb + Sylvanus might lack damage output, but their early lane game is basically "haha fuck you, you're not going anywhere or doing anything today"
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#34 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
That's a sgame. Most people I know don't really stick around the game. I don't think you we necessarily bad you just needed to find a god you were good with. There are 70 gods now. You gotta be good with one.
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#35 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
well I mean if memory serves, I was always a jack of all trades
just like in general with most mobas

specializing takes too much time and effort playing ad nauseum with a single god
though I have been trying to get better at nox since the re-work made her difficult
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#44 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
yeah it was in beta for a while now we're only a couple updates behind the PC version big came out in about May
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#42 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
anyway I would offer to play smite but I'm almost positive you play on PC and I play on xbox
#43 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
Smite is on xboner?
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#40 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
I was just trying to have a casual conversation not an interview so sorry
#41 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
no no it was perfectly casual
I just meant like in comparison to heckling it was more like..

noo its was fiiine
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#38 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
Sorry I'm not trying to heckle ya. I was just curious.
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#39 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
dont even feel heckled
if anything it feels more like an interview
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#36 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
So you have played semi recently. The nox ability changes wasn't that long ago. That was around when ravana was added. It was either ravana or ratatoskr. And I mean yeah its good to play all roles but isn't there just one god you know you'll always do goid with? For me it's either xbalanque or he bo
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#37 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
There's not one god I've have enough focus on to really get any good at specifically

I prefer to play the field yknow browse my options
#9 - wait what's so wrong about this one though it's sayin…  [+] (30 new replies) 11/09/2015 on Feminism Comp -2
#22 - cheshirecatless (11/09/2015) [-]
Well sure, but you're missing something. The whole gay is okay thing was sold to the public on the basis that a person is born that way and can't change. To now say that one isn't born gay is to announce that all of gay marriage politicking has been a lie.
#17 - skelebones (11/09/2015) [-]
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. Stupid so stupid that it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid, so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not hear from me again for a while. I don’t have enough strength left to deride your ignorant questions and half-baked comments about unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this drivel. Duh.
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#14 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
You don't always turn out as you should
Or do as you should

Life ain't that simple or consistent
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#10 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
If you asked the majority of gay people who live normal lives and don't only identify as gay for attention, 99% of them will tell you that not once in their life did they choose to be gay. I never woke up one day during puberty and went, "wow I sure would love to be looked down upon by society and have a hard time finding a partner and be gay". The same way you didn't decide to be straight, it wasn't an active decision, you hit puberty and found women attractive. My upbringing did not make me gay, I wasn't sexually abused by another man when I was younger, both my parents were present, neither my mom nor my dad were more prominent. Literally I hit puberty and found guys emotionally and physically attractive. I did not choose it.
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#11 - gabeinated (11/09/2015) [-]
oh ok i didn't think about it that way
it's hard for me to be able to see this that way because I'm straight but now i get why that's stupid.
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#12 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
some people do, however, choose to be gay. But honestly, its for attention, they want to make themselves seem different or unique. Those are the people you see at pride parades and shit. Im just a normal dude, you literally would never guess I am gay unless you specifically asked cause that is the only circumstance I would admit it to other people. I hate gay culture and the way the media portrays gay people, as if we are all flamboyant annoying douche bags. Although I must admit, with the fact that I don't act flamboyant, Its really hard to find a partner because nobody knows that Id be interested. Its really fucking retarded actually.
User avatar
#15 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
If I got a penny for everytime I've heard "You act so straight though"

Probably get me a free bowl of spaghetti or something I mean it's not much
User avatar
#18 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
Shit I'll give you a free bowl of spaghetti right now.
User avatar
#23 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
Yaaas

Ive been practising making sauce too this is perfect
User avatar
#24 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
I'll put some red sauce on the spaghetti but I can't Garuntee that the meatballs won't just be my balls.
User avatar
#25 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
Screw red

I can take some milk and paprika and make some sick-ass pink sauce

I normally throw in diced sausage but
I've a feeling you wanna keep yours in one piece
User avatar
#26 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
I mean it's your spaghetti, who am I to tell you what you can do with my genetalia that I just plopped onto your dinner.
User avatar
#27 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
the provider of said spaghetti
User avatar
#28 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
Well what if we went with a nice white sauce such as semen alfredo?
User avatar
#29 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
Throw in some pressed garlic and it can work
User avatar
#30 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
Bro garlic is a fucking staple of any dish. I'll murder that shit with garlic.
#31 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
righteous
User avatar
#32 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
I see on your profile that you play smite. Is it a game you play often or just in da there cause I love that game.
User avatar
#33 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
I used to play it often-ish
But not alone

So I've fallen off of playing it now because my usual crew have too

I was never any good at it so I always focused on doing stupid shit that had some entertainment value
sometimes worked out, too

For instance, Geb + Sylvanus might lack damage output, but their early lane game is basically "haha fuck you, you're not going anywhere or doing anything today"
User avatar
#34 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
That's a sgame. Most people I know don't really stick around the game. I don't think you we necessarily bad you just needed to find a god you were good with. There are 70 gods now. You gotta be good with one.
User avatar
#35 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
well I mean if memory serves, I was always a jack of all trades
just like in general with most mobas

specializing takes too much time and effort playing ad nauseum with a single god
though I have been trying to get better at nox since the re-work made her difficult
User avatar
#44 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
yeah it was in beta for a while now we're only a couple updates behind the PC version big came out in about May
User avatar
#42 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
anyway I would offer to play smite but I'm almost positive you play on PC and I play on xbox
#43 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
Smite is on xboner?
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#40 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
I was just trying to have a casual conversation not an interview so sorry
#41 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
no no it was perfectly casual
I just meant like in comparison to heckling it was more like..

noo its was fiiine
User avatar
#38 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
Sorry I'm not trying to heckle ya. I was just curious.
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#39 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
dont even feel heckled
if anything it feels more like an interview
User avatar
#36 - aceshot (11/09/2015) [-]
So you have played semi recently. The nox ability changes wasn't that long ago. That was around when ravana was added. It was either ravana or ratatoskr. And I mean yeah its good to play all roles but isn't there just one god you know you'll always do goid with? For me it's either xbalanque or he bo
User avatar
#37 - captainprincess (11/09/2015) [-]
There's not one god I've have enough focus on to really get any good at specifically

I prefer to play the field yknow browse my options
#37 - is it just me or does anyone else read gogo's voice as arnold …  [+] (1 new reply) 11/08/2015 on GoGo bomanga Ego generosity 0
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#38 - megaton (11/08/2015) [-]
i read it as the generic evil russian woman in a james bond movie .
#11 - this **** right here 11/08/2015 on redneck junglebuggy +2
#36 - japan. 11/08/2015 on Ahroe is gay 0
#38 - **gabeinated used "*roll 1, 0-999999999*"** **gabeinated ro… 11/06/2015 on Jesus christ, so much free... 0
#97 - **gabeinated used "*roll 1, 0-999999999*"** **gabeinated ro… 11/05/2015 on Giveaway, again! 0
#96 - *1, 0-999999999*  [+] (1 new reply) 11/05/2015 on Giveaway, again! 0
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#97 - gabeinated (11/05/2015) [-]
**gabeinated used "*roll 1, 0-999999999*"**
**gabeinated rolls 523,250,824**
#95 - **gabeinated used "*roll 1, cah answer*"** **gabeinated rol… 11/05/2015 on Giveaway, again! 0
#168 - its true though, i'm not saying league is any worse than dota … 11/04/2015 on When Dota players learning LoL +1
#61 - I deed it  [+] (1 new reply) 11/04/2015 on Giveaway Time! +1
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#64 - choobe (11/04/2015) [-]
You have to mention him for him to notice. iflirtwithanyone this guy?
#60 - holy ****  [+] (2 new replies) 11/04/2015 on Giveaway Time! 0
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#103 - deaddropping (11/04/2015) [-]
Congratulations, you won one of the worst games in existence.
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#963 - Kanoah (11/05/2015) [-]
That's a strange way to spell *best game in existence*, don'tcha think? Especially when it comes to FJ autists, something tells me it's ironically fitting...
#59 - **gabeinated used "*Roll 1, 0-999999999*"** **gabeinated ro…  [+] (3 new replies) 11/04/2015 on Giveaway Time! +6
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#60 - gabeinated (11/04/2015) [-]
holy shit
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#103 - deaddropping (11/04/2015) [-]
Congratulations, you won one of the worst games in existence.
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#963 - Kanoah (11/05/2015) [-]
That's a strange way to spell *best game in existence*, don'tcha think? Especially when it comes to FJ autists, something tells me it's ironically fitting...

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#1 - hotschurl (12/18/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #9 to #8 - gabeinated (12/29/2015) [-]
thank you
User avatar #7 to #6 - gabeinated (09/11/2015) [-]
b-e-a utiful
User avatar #4 - murrlogic (09/09/2015) [-]
>He thinks Pearl is best Gem
User avatar #5 to #4 - gabeinated (09/09/2015) [-]
who? what? why?
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