gabeinated
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| Last status update: | http://imgur.com/gallery/baRvgcomment |
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| Personal Info | |
| Gender: | female |
| Age: | 20 |
| Steam Profile: | Incognito Mode |
| Consoles Owned: | PC MasterRace |
| Video Games Played: | Team Fortress 2, Dota 2, Starbound, Minecraft, Terraria, Hero Siege, Trove, Fistful of Frags, Double Action Boogaloo, Wanderlust Rebirth, Nuclear Throne, Realm of the Mad God, Super Crate Box, Warframe, Mercenary Kings, Fractured Space, Echoes+, Hawken, G |
| Interests: | Playing video games, browsing FunnyJunk |
| Date Signed Up: | 11/16/2014 |
| Last Login: | 1/12/2016 |
| Location: | US Pacific |
| FunnyJunk Career Stats | |
| Comment Ranking: | #846 |
| Highest Content Rank: | #1740 |
| Highest Comment Rank: | #527 |
| Content Thumbs: | 1337 total,
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| Comment Thumbs: | 11334 total,
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| Content Level Progress: | 50% (5/10) Level 105 Content: Funny Junkie → Level 106 Content: Funny Junkie |
| Comment Level Progress: | 68.99% (69/100) Level 282 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor → Level 283 Comments: More Thumbs Than A Hiroshima Survivor |
| Subscribers: | 4 |
| Content Views: | 100463 |
| Times Content Favorited: | 173 times |
| Total Comments Made: | 2305 |
| FJ Points: | 9324 |
| Favorite Tags: | tags (4) | Reading (3) | You (3) | are (2) | Cars (2) | commas (2) | crashes (2) | stop (2) | the (2) | why (2) |
latest user's comments
| #163 - the scary thing is whenever i wait for something that's loadi… | 01/25/2015 on dank WebM compilation (pt... | 0 |
| #179 - obligitory. | 01/25/2015 on Nostalgia train 3 | 0 |
| #78 - one fish two fish red fish jew fish | 01/25/2015 on You know you laughed | 0 |
| #23 - you don't deserve to be thumbed down. | 01/25/2015 on Now I have house | +1 |
| #22 - i retoast this repost | 01/25/2015 on Now I have house | 0 |
| #276161 - we need another party. a lot of people missed it | 01/25/2015 on FJ PARTY TIME, FOR REAL | 0 |
| #28 - Picture | 01/25/2015 on FJ recently | +2 |
| #39 - but purgery is an actual word i think, the purging of somethin… [+] (2 new replies) | 01/25/2015 on Korean Photoshop | +1 |
 Yeah but I said purrgery, two r's. Fuck you gaben you never gave me an unusual. | ||
| #71 - well your name is semen slurping lily [+] (1 new reply) | 01/24/2015 on He Likes Salty Snacks I Guess | 0 |
 Ah, another foolish soul asks, without realizing, for the shitty backstory that sounds as it was written by an edgy teen. Well, it all started when I was just a little seed. As a typical plant, that's when I got my first "thought" as you humans might call them. I was just living as a typical plant seed, absorbing the nutrients I had before I could reach the ground and all of that stuff. The funny part begins when I finally settle down on the ground, where I can grow and make photosynthesis, but plot twist: I actually land on a dead girl! As a plant, I don't really give a fuck, but I get a crazy idea: What if I try to connect with this girl's brain? She felt like she was still fresh, and so I somehow made it, adjusting my roots in her head from her left eye, and I manage to control her body, only that I make it more plant-like. I make it so that she doesn't need a hearbeat and that she only needs to breathe one big breath a day, and after everything is complete, the body is completely under my control. Then I try to get my nourishment, since the body's getting dry. I try eating food and drinking water, but the human digestive system apparently doesn't work so well when mixed with me, and so I search far and wide for some way to get my nutrients. Finally, the body can't even move, I was without nourishment for a long time. Funny thing is that a homeless man appears, and by the looks of it, he was really "lonely" to put it with the best words. He takes the body and begins fucking it, and when he cums (luckily early enough), I feel myself being nourished by his semen. And so, I discovered the best way to get nutrition in a human body. TL;DR: Fap on trees. | ||
| #77 - its all coming back... ITS ALL COMING BACK! | 01/24/2015 on Nostalgia train 2 | 0 |
| #89 - how about dreams for people but you could have very realistic … [+] (1 new reply) | 01/23/2015 on Thoughts In The Shower | +1 |
| #88 - yeah, except with a trash can you put the crap into the bin bu… | 01/23/2015 on Thoughts In The Shower | 0 |
| #47 - le le le why | 01/23/2015 on Le ridiculously photogenic... | 0 |
| #44 - i liked the changes | 01/23/2015 on changes revert | 0 |
| #99 - I cannot wait! | 01/23/2015 on DJ Admin this weekend | 0 |
| #43 - yes i have. I was not a happy man after that. [+] (2 new replies) | 01/23/2015 on Coming back to red thumbs | +4 |
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| #41 - whyyyyyy [+] (4 new replies) | 01/23/2015 on Coming back to red thumbs | +2 |
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| #29 - AAHH [+] (6 new replies) | 01/23/2015 on Coming back to red thumbs | +1 |
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| #27 - oh god [+] (8 new replies) | 01/23/2015 on Coming back to red thumbs | +1 |
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| #25 - what is wrong with that man [+] (10 new replies) | 01/23/2015 on Coming back to red thumbs | +1 |
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| #21 - we can all relate | 01/23/2015 on Willy Wonka | 0 |
| #227 - its the family pack of all net communities | 01/23/2015 on the billionth poll | +1 |
| #55 - are you kidding? this was my classic favorite | 01/23/2015 on No internet | +1 |
| #120 - your quite included in the fj community. [+] (3 new replies) | 01/22/2015 on who's the biggest no-lifer... | +38 |
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anon (01/22/2015) [-] So how many times are you summoned by people who unintentionally include you? | ||
| #86 - Picture | 01/21/2015 on Hitler assassination plot | +1 |
