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#112 - Dude, mid twenties, the guy is in mid twenties, he said she lo… 08/29/2014 on Story Time 0
#53 - "By now, I'm sure you're all wondering why I've gathered … 05/27/2014 on wtf dude? +5
#182 - Bonus pictures for you ladies out there. There was a spider on… 04/19/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +4
#180 - Eh, why not  [+] (1 new reply) 04/19/2014 on Hottest Guys Of FunnyJunk... +9
#182 - gaaay (04/19/2014) [-]
Bonus pictures for you ladies out there. There was a spider on the wall...
#3 - What? 'A', where? I don't want none o' them dirty 'A's on mah land 04/06/2014 on gaaay's profile 0
#100 - Maybe, but if I've got closing duties to do and a half 5 wake …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/30/2014 on good advice mallard 0
User avatar #101 - killergranddad (03/30/2014) [-]
Then Mr Mcdonalds wouldn't be happy with you.
#97 - Okay, let me rephrase my original point a little bit, £5 was …  [+] (3 new replies) 03/30/2014 on good advice mallard 0
User avatar #98 - killergranddad (03/30/2014) [-]
Poor customer service that
#100 - gaaay (03/30/2014) [-]
Maybe, but if I've got closing duties to do and a half 5 wake up next morning, and you come through with a huge order ten minutes before closing, good service is going to be the last thing I care about giving you, you're going to get whatever is ready to eat, even if it's been sat in the production bin for ten minutes. Be thankful, I'm at least polite about it, the guys on grill who have to cook the food would just tell you to fuck off and not come back.
User avatar #101 - killergranddad (03/30/2014) [-]
Then Mr Mcdonalds wouldn't be happy with you.
#95 - Oh, you're one of those guys who thinks they're above service …  [+] (5 new replies) 03/30/2014 on good advice mallard 0
#96 - killergranddad (03/30/2014) [-]
It's your job to serve until closing time, no? You hate me all you want, if I want 3 Big Macs, guess what your contract with McDonalds tells you that you have to give me? Correct. 3 Motherfucking Big Macs. So stop whinging and get on with it.

(I work in retail so I can fully appreciate the point you're making, and I agree the customer would be hated, but in my case if I was ordering food I really would not give a shit)
#97 - gaaay (03/30/2014) [-]
Okay, let me rephrase my original point a little bit, £5 was an exaggeration I admit. I had someone come round Drive Thru, 10 minutes before closing, and make a £25 order, then laugh about it. That's what boils up the hate. Also, 3 Big Macs is easy, takes 2 minutes.

No contract either, for non-salaried at least, I could turn around and tell you that the Big Mac grill is down and I can give you 10 cheeseburgers instead. You'd have to take it or leave it, and I could be lying for all you know.

Point is, don't piss off the staff, unless you don't plan on coming back. If you come back after something like the £25 order I mentioned earlier, you'll get lowest priority and we won't give a fuck whether or not your food is fresh or going cold
User avatar #98 - killergranddad (03/30/2014) [-]
Poor customer service that
#100 - gaaay (03/30/2014) [-]
Maybe, but if I've got closing duties to do and a half 5 wake up next morning, and you come through with a huge order ten minutes before closing, good service is going to be the last thing I care about giving you, you're going to get whatever is ready to eat, even if it's been sat in the production bin for ten minutes. Be thankful, I'm at least polite about it, the guys on grill who have to cook the food would just tell you to fuck off and not come back.
User avatar #101 - killergranddad (03/30/2014) [-]
Then Mr Mcdonalds wouldn't be happy with you.
#93 - I work at McDonalds, and I can guarantee you that unless you a…  [+] (7 new replies) 03/30/2014 on good advice mallard 0
#94 - killergranddad (03/30/2014) [-]
I don't give a fuck if you hate or despise me, I'm paying the prices on the menus, you fucking serve me.
#95 - gaaay (03/30/2014) [-]
Oh, you're one of those guys who thinks they're above service staff? Trust me, you're not going to get too far in life if you can't even consider the staff of a restaurant.
#96 - killergranddad (03/30/2014) [-]
It's your job to serve until closing time, no? You hate me all you want, if I want 3 Big Macs, guess what your contract with McDonalds tells you that you have to give me? Correct. 3 Motherfucking Big Macs. So stop whinging and get on with it.

(I work in retail so I can fully appreciate the point you're making, and I agree the customer would be hated, but in my case if I was ordering food I really would not give a shit)
#97 - gaaay (03/30/2014) [-]
Okay, let me rephrase my original point a little bit, £5 was an exaggeration I admit. I had someone come round Drive Thru, 10 minutes before closing, and make a £25 order, then laugh about it. That's what boils up the hate. Also, 3 Big Macs is easy, takes 2 minutes.

No contract either, for non-salaried at least, I could turn around and tell you that the Big Mac grill is down and I can give you 10 cheeseburgers instead. You'd have to take it or leave it, and I could be lying for all you know.

Point is, don't piss off the staff, unless you don't plan on coming back. If you come back after something like the £25 order I mentioned earlier, you'll get lowest priority and we won't give a fuck whether or not your food is fresh or going cold
User avatar #98 - killergranddad (03/30/2014) [-]
Poor customer service that
#100 - gaaay (03/30/2014) [-]
Maybe, but if I've got closing duties to do and a half 5 wake up next morning, and you come through with a huge order ten minutes before closing, good service is going to be the last thing I care about giving you, you're going to get whatever is ready to eat, even if it's been sat in the production bin for ten minutes. Be thankful, I'm at least polite about it, the guys on grill who have to cook the food would just tell you to fuck off and not come back.
User avatar #101 - killergranddad (03/30/2014) [-]
Then Mr Mcdonalds wouldn't be happy with you.
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User avatar #2 - majormayor ONLINE (04/05/2014) [-]
Too much 'A' here.
#3 to #2 - gaaay (04/06/2014) [-]
What? 'A', where? I don't want none o' them dirty 'A's on mah land
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