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Date Signed Up:10/21/2013
Last Login:10/21/2014
Location:Venezuela
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#267 - Wow Hitcher i didn't knew u were so hot bby gurl … 09/29/2014 on Losers #8 - Think Tank... 0
#50 - U shore r a faggot mane Jk, i love you brah … 09/28/2014 on Wordbank +1
#83 - Yeah, that's why i choose it, that and because it has always b… 09/27/2014 on Minecraft Comp +2
#92 - Well im up for space station 13 since my pc doesn't really wor… 09/27/2014 on With yo homies like +1
#81 - Don't worry, if it was open i'd probably get an "… 09/27/2014 on Minecraft Comp +2
#80 - I see, thanks for the tip, i'll see if it works with this pc …  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Minecraft Comp +2
User avatar #82 - tacticalhog (09/27/2014) [-]
Fuuuuck though with a job like that, in this day and age of technology/engineering, you'll get a good job in no time, goodluck man
User avatar #83 - fzjoss (09/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's why i choose it, that and because it has always been my dream since i was a kid, i love technology, i want to be someone like Dr Light from Megaman

Robotics is the future of the world, we might have been born too late for world exploration and too early for space exploration, but we were born just in time to witness this advanced high-paced technological advance like we have nowadays
#78 - The register thing is closed  [+] (2 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Minecraft Comp +2
User avatar #79 - tacticalhog (09/27/2014) [-]
Ah shit, my bad man
User avatar #81 - fzjoss (09/27/2014) [-]
Don't worry, if it was open i'd probably get an

"This contest isn't avaliable in your contry" notification...

Damn, Venezuela is like a third world country, even though we have a shiton of oil...
#74 - I get 7 fps in vanilla at the lowest settings on everything, w…  [+] (8 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Minecraft Comp +3
User avatar #76 - tacticalhog (09/27/2014) [-]
I also use this,
www.asus.com/event/2013/PC_Components/BoostMyPC/sg/

helps alot for gaming
User avatar #78 - fzjoss (09/27/2014) [-]
The register thing is closed
User avatar #79 - tacticalhog (09/27/2014) [-]
Ah shit, my bad man
User avatar #81 - fzjoss (09/27/2014) [-]
Don't worry, if it was open i'd probably get an

"This contest isn't avaliable in your contry" notification...

Damn, Venezuela is like a third world country, even though we have a shiton of oil...
User avatar #75 - tacticalhog (09/27/2014) [-]
try to get the mod Optifine, if used correctly, it can greatly increase your FPS, plus left control key zooms in your screen

optifine.net/downloads
User avatar #80 - fzjoss (09/27/2014) [-]
I see, thanks for the tip, i'll see if it works with this pc

But this one is 'bout to be kill, the thing is that PCs here are REALLY expensive, like a decent mid-high tier gaming pc here costs about 2 years worth of minimal wage salary, which is the most i could get i guess since i'm not even 18 years old and i only have a bachelors degree

Which sucks because i need a powerful PC for my soon to be college career, mechatronics
User avatar #82 - tacticalhog (09/27/2014) [-]
Fuuuuck though with a job like that, in this day and age of technology/engineering, you'll get a good job in no time, goodluck man
User avatar #83 - fzjoss (09/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's why i choose it, that and because it has always been my dream since i was a kid, i love technology, i want to be someone like Dr Light from Megaman

Robotics is the future of the world, we might have been born too late for world exploration and too early for space exploration, but we were born just in time to witness this advanced high-paced technological advance like we have nowadays
#69 - Wow. Just wow. All of this is just too beautiful. I j…  [+] (12 new replies) 09/27/2014 on Minecraft Comp +2
#138 - brisineo (09/27/2014) [-]
Mostly invest in RAM, with a medium-high end graphics card and you can pull off 45-60 FPS with shaders AND a high res texture pack easily. Also tweak the graphics so that its set on fast with minimal lighting. It doesn't affect shaders and makes things run faster in general.

You'd have to spend around $300 though... but at the same time you could easily play most pc games at high graphics easily so you'll get what you pay for.
User avatar #71 - tacticalhog (09/27/2014) [-]
I'm not gonna lie, I get around 12 FPS when using this, render distance on small, but damn is it gorgeous
#98 - kingdaniel (09/27/2014) [-]
>12 FPS
>Default texture pack.

Don't touch me filthy casual.

I can play my game with shaders. le pc master race.
User avatar #74 - fzjoss (09/27/2014) [-]
I get 7 fps in vanilla at the lowest settings on everything, with explorer.exe shut down

I think that because minecraft is made with java it is so slow, maybe your pc could run it at regular speed if it wasn't because of java I don't really know about this, i've just seen a lot of people talking about this

The next step would be something like an higher res textures mod, 124x124 should be nice, it would look even better

User avatar #76 - tacticalhog (09/27/2014) [-]
I also use this,
www.asus.com/event/2013/PC_Components/BoostMyPC/sg/

helps alot for gaming
User avatar #78 - fzjoss (09/27/2014) [-]
The register thing is closed
User avatar #79 - tacticalhog (09/27/2014) [-]
Ah shit, my bad man
User avatar #81 - fzjoss (09/27/2014) [-]
Don't worry, if it was open i'd probably get an

"This contest isn't avaliable in your contry" notification...

Damn, Venezuela is like a third world country, even though we have a shiton of oil...
User avatar #75 - tacticalhog (09/27/2014) [-]
try to get the mod Optifine, if used correctly, it can greatly increase your FPS, plus left control key zooms in your screen

optifine.net/downloads
User avatar #80 - fzjoss (09/27/2014) [-]
I see, thanks for the tip, i'll see if it works with this pc

But this one is 'bout to be kill, the thing is that PCs here are REALLY expensive, like a decent mid-high tier gaming pc here costs about 2 years worth of minimal wage salary, which is the most i could get i guess since i'm not even 18 years old and i only have a bachelors degree

Which sucks because i need a powerful PC for my soon to be college career, mechatronics
User avatar #82 - tacticalhog (09/27/2014) [-]
Fuuuuck though with a job like that, in this day and age of technology/engineering, you'll get a good job in no time, goodluck man
User avatar #83 - fzjoss (09/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, that's why i choose it, that and because it has always been my dream since i was a kid, i love technology, i want to be someone like Dr Light from Megaman

Robotics is the future of the world, we might have been born too late for world exploration and too early for space exploration, but we were born just in time to witness this advanced high-paced technological advance like we have nowadays
#85 - It seems that this is a common thing, there must be a word for this 09/27/2014 on With yo homies like +1

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User avatar #24 - aangbingo (06/26/2014) [-]
Why you gotta call out the b8, mane? It was finally starting to work.

**** it, I'm going back to playing Dragon Commander.

Weeaboos still suck though.
User avatar #25 to #24 - fzjoss (06/26/2014) [-]
Because i'd like a clean hate free anime community if it's possible, where everyone can just like what they like without being harrased about it.

Basically im the internet anti-Hitler on anime, heh.
User avatar #26 to #25 - aangbingo (06/26/2014) [-]
I'm serious about the hating weeaboos, but everything else is just eccentric BS I come up with on the spot if the person replying gives me **** .

Kudos for a good eye though, continue your anti-Hitlering, my good man.
User avatar #27 to #26 - fzjoss (06/26/2014) [-]
Thanks, i hate weaabos too, actually any over-the-board fan on anything, because they make look other people who like that thing too like freaks.
User avatar #18 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/17/2014) [-]
hey it wont let me reply anymore, so you're good at physics? I really wish you had skype ;m ;
User avatar #20 to #18 - fzjoss (05/18/2014) [-]
Im going to a party tho so maybe we could chat in skype tomorrow or monday if im really ****** up, and i have to sleep all day tomorrow too heh
User avatar #21 to #20 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/18/2014) [-]
lol well have fun.
User avatar #22 to #21 - fzjoss (05/18/2014) [-]
Actually ill try to have fun in moderation, this is what happens when i have too much fun
www.funnyjunk.com/Epic+comp+-+Drunk+edition/funny-pictures/4892562/23#23
xD
User avatar #23 to #22 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/18/2014) [-]
hey hey never kill the party animal inside.
User avatar #19 to #18 - fzjoss (05/18/2014) [-]
Yeah, i watch History Channel a LOT because of the Universe show thingie (i dont know its name in english), time travel is my thing, i really like games/anime/movies involving time travel, hence why my favorite rpg is Chrono Trigger (my profile pic), my 2nd favorite anime is Mirai Nikki (altern timelines thingie, sorta like time travel again) and one of my favorite movies is The Butterfly Effect (sort of time travel again)
What about fb tho? I could try to open skype but it probably would slow down my pc a lot so the lag would make me take long time to answer
User avatar #11 to #10 - fzjoss (05/15/2014) [-]
Hey whats up sis c:
User avatar #12 to #11 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/15/2014) [-]
not much just did a little online shopping. how about you?
User avatar #13 to #12 - fzjoss (05/15/2014) [-]
Im saving some music on my microSD so i can go to sleep
User avatar #14 to #13 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/15/2014) [-]
what time is it for you? And how old are you?
User avatar #16 to #14 - fzjoss (05/15/2014) [-]
Gtg, talk to you some other time c;
User avatar #17 to #16 - hoponthefeelstrain (05/15/2014) [-]
k good night
User avatar #15 to #14 - fzjoss (05/15/2014) [-]
Im 17y/o, its 12:58am here
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