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#5 - this is what I meant  [+] (6 new replies) 01/30/2013 on Read Description -1
User avatar #179 - rieskimo (01/31/2013) [-]
It's not eaten with the shell by the way, the shell is pealed off like it would for a hardboiled egg.
User avatar #20 - thisisspartah (01/31/2013) [-]
is it good?
#178 - rieskimo (01/31/2013) [-]
This is more like it, and as far as I've heard(I've wandered to that part of the internet plenty of times) it is essentially like eating a boiled egg with bits of chicken in it. It is unappetizing to look at but tastes delicious. Balut is generally cooked while the fetus is still developing and they try to cook the egg before the fetus develops feathers(or the undeveloped version of feathers) or bones. When you open it it looks like this, not pleasent but smells kind of like chicken noodle soup, which is essentially what the juice that comes out will taste like. At first I thought it disgusting, but the more I've heard about it the more willing I've become to try it. It honeslty sounds delicious to me.
#206 - futtef (01/31/2013) [-]
>It honestly sounds delicious to me
>sounds delicious to me
>sounds delicious
>delicious
User avatar #218 - rieskimo (01/31/2013) [-]
How so?
User avatar #6 - raquizta (01/31/2013) [-]
That's not balut...
#3 - While you're waiting for the .gif to load: A balut is a fe…  [+] (7 new replies) 01/30/2013 on Read Description +16
#5 - futtef (01/30/2013) [-]
this is what I meant
User avatar #179 - rieskimo (01/31/2013) [-]
It's not eaten with the shell by the way, the shell is pealed off like it would for a hardboiled egg.
User avatar #20 - thisisspartah (01/31/2013) [-]
is it good?
#178 - rieskimo (01/31/2013) [-]
This is more like it, and as far as I've heard(I've wandered to that part of the internet plenty of times) it is essentially like eating a boiled egg with bits of chicken in it. It is unappetizing to look at but tastes delicious. Balut is generally cooked while the fetus is still developing and they try to cook the egg before the fetus develops feathers(or the undeveloped version of feathers) or bones. When you open it it looks like this, not pleasent but smells kind of like chicken noodle soup, which is essentially what the juice that comes out will taste like. At first I thought it disgusting, but the more I've heard about it the more willing I've become to try it. It honeslty sounds delicious to me.
#206 - futtef (01/31/2013) [-]
>It honestly sounds delicious to me
>sounds delicious to me
>sounds delicious
>delicious
User avatar #218 - rieskimo (01/31/2013) [-]
How so?
User avatar #6 - raquizta (01/31/2013) [-]
That's not balut...
#1 - Resistance is useless!  [+] (4 new replies) 01/30/2013 on Dugong! +29
User avatar #17 - bothemastaofall (01/31/2013) [-]
Ok wtf is that
User avatar #73 - tragono (01/31/2013) [-]
Volgons. Very political society.
#23 - samjackal (01/31/2013) [-]
It's from Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
#20 - anonymous (01/31/2013) [-]
A Volgon, one of the most unpleasant races in the universe.
#1 - kinda related 01/30/2013 on So scared!!!!! +1
#1 - you're doing it wrong!  [+] (5 new replies) 01/30/2013 on Early Acupuncture +36
User avatar #10 - andnowducks (01/31/2013) [-]
Who is that?
#12 - futtef (01/31/2013) [-]
Pinhead from the Hellraiser franchise
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinhead_%28Hellraiser%29
#15 - andnowducks (01/31/2013) [-]
#16 - futtef (01/31/2013) [-]
you're doing it wrong, Patrick! You're a retard conehead, bro.
#22 - andnowducks (01/31/2013) [-]
I have no reaction to someone being a dick to Patty Poo.
#3 - reminds me of this  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2013 on Take a bite out of +6
#17 - Wazzy (01/31/2013) [-]
#214 - I love Berserk though I don't know if I should hate Kentarou M… 01/30/2013 on Ok we get it. You have a... 0
#1 - if you know that then I am pretty sure you know this as well. 01/30/2013 on Every time before class +5
#4 - did someone say twilight princess?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/30/2013 on Twilacorn +10
User avatar #19 - schnizel (01/31/2013) [-]
Twilight curse! You tainted the Skylords. We didn't have any at Hope to defent it!
#204 - how did he manage to steal Guts' sword?  [+] (8 new replies) 01/30/2013 on Ok we get it. You have a... +11
#219 - warofdawn (01/30/2013) [-]
this picture is actly a cosplay of Sagara Sanosuke and his large sword pic related
#210 - theravensniffer (01/30/2013) [-]
Although berserk is excellent, better in my opinion, I believe this is supposed to be cosplay of Sanosuke from Rirouni Kenshin.
User avatar #261 - walhor (01/30/2013) [-]
Hows this Rirouni Kenshin serie? worth to watch? ive watched Bezerk and looking for another sword fighting anime with abit of actual blood.
User avatar #262 - theravensniffer (01/30/2013) [-]
Berserk and Kenshin are almost nothing alike. Look up Claymore, its very good.
User avatar #263 - walhor (01/30/2013) [-]
Thanks, I will do that tommorow. Goodnight!
#265 - theravensniffer (01/30/2013) [-]
#216 - anonymous (01/30/2013) [-]
Definitely. Kenshin sliced Sanosuke's sword in half during their fight, which is why it was put back together with those brackets.
#214 - futtef (01/30/2013) [-]
I love Berserk though I don't know if I should hate Kentarou Miura for taking so long to release new chapters or if I should praise the awesomeness that he has created instead.
#92 - Picture  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2013 on Charles Dickens +30
#94 - badhatharry (01/29/2013) [-]
#200 - actually not, it's 3 pictures in an order that makes sense. No…  [+] (1 new reply) 01/29/2013 on oh tumblr -1
#242 - funkyrednipples (01/29/2013) [-]
You didn't string the three comments at all. They were done so poorly then.
Picture from a comic > Barrack Obama > Meat

Not a good combo if you ask me
#141 - it worked, dude  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2013 on oh tumblr -3
#170 - funkyrednipples (01/29/2013) [-]
What? Are comments like a game? You just find ways to get thumbs? That's pretty sad.
#200 - futtef (01/29/2013) [-]
actually not, it's 3 pictures in an order that makes sense. Not thumb whoring by flaming my own comment, that'd be like superscumbagstyle
#242 - funkyrednipples (01/29/2013) [-]
You didn't string the three comments at all. They were done so poorly then.
Picture from a comic > Barrack Obama > Meat

Not a good combo if you ask me
#93 - Picture 01/28/2013 on oh tumblr +13
#89 - Picture  [+] (6 new replies) 01/28/2013 on oh tumblr +4
#134 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
Did you just reply to your own post?
#141 - futtef (01/28/2013) [-]
it worked, dude
#170 - funkyrednipples (01/29/2013) [-]
What? Are comments like a game? You just find ways to get thumbs? That's pretty sad.
#200 - futtef (01/29/2013) [-]
actually not, it's 3 pictures in an order that makes sense. Not thumb whoring by flaming my own comment, that'd be like superscumbagstyle
#242 - funkyrednipples (01/29/2013) [-]
You didn't string the three comments at all. They were done so poorly then.
Picture from a comic > Barrack Obama > Meat

Not a good combo if you ask me
#93 - futtef (01/28/2013) [-]
#88 - Picture  [+] (9 new replies) 01/28/2013 on oh tumblr -5
#118 - theroflcer (01/28/2013) [-]
#114 - alphadolan (01/28/2013) [-]
#89 - futtef (01/28/2013) [-]
#134 - anonymous (01/28/2013) [-]
Did you just reply to your own post?
#141 - futtef (01/28/2013) [-]
it worked, dude
#170 - funkyrednipples (01/29/2013) [-]
What? Are comments like a game? You just find ways to get thumbs? That's pretty sad.
#200 - futtef (01/29/2013) [-]
actually not, it's 3 pictures in an order that makes sense. Not thumb whoring by flaming my own comment, that'd be like superscumbagstyle
#242 - funkyrednipples (01/29/2013) [-]
You didn't string the three comments at all. They were done so poorly then.
Picture from a comic > Barrack Obama > Meat

Not a good combo if you ask me
#93 - futtef (01/28/2013) [-]
#37 - >eradicating racism, eh? >mmh >fuck racism …  [+] (4 new replies) 01/28/2013 on Black man +38
#39 - pepemex (01/28/2013) [-]
I'd be better if everyone just blue themselves
#77 - awakendhybrid (01/29/2013) [-]
#62 - bluelightbebop (01/29/2013) [-]
Blue?

No.

We would end up fighting over who is bluer.

Let's be Bananas.
#66 - sinisterainbow (01/29/2013) [-]
I could be the best banana
#46 - mfw when somehow I read "republicans" instead of australians 01/28/2013 on Oh Australia +1
#68 - guilty 01/28/2013 on Something to make you feel... +5
#63 - related  [+] (2 new replies) 01/28/2013 on Something to make you feel... +14
#82 - dickticklerluv (01/28/2013) [-]
I know exactly where you got that
User avatar #104 - fedegon (02/10/2013) [-]
Times pass, yet because of a certain roll, I've become curious.
#60 - you fuck the girl who feeds you with pizza while you're riding… 01/28/2013 on Something to make you feel... 0
#1 - Picture 01/28/2013 on The True reason I joined NASA +6
#145 - man crush?  [+] (3 new replies) 01/28/2013 on Man Crush +9
User avatar #226 - dummerbaztard (01/28/2013) [-]
I dont get it...is that a guy??
Or is it just about a hot girl being your crush?
#206 - hangingtree (01/28/2013) [-]
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Oh fuck yes.
Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
#212 - hangingtree (01/28/2013) [-]
Then again,I would fuck a few different guys.
I'm totally straight though. Nothing wrong with having more then one man crush? Right?
#42 - **futtef rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Lif… 01/27/2013 on Chicken McFucking Nuggets 0
#141 - **futtef rolled a random image posted in comment #6660 at … 01/27/2013 on Well damn Wikipedia. 0
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User avatar #15 - testing (02/09/2014) [-]
You're human garbage.
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