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Date Signed Up:4/12/2014
Last Login:3/02/2015
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Total Comments Made:177
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#34 - 5'8" but only 16. Please FJ, will I get taller?  [+] (13 new replies) 02/16/2015 on only female jelly rolls +1
#39 - chaosstratos (02/16/2015) [-]
Males typically grow until they're 18
User avatar #46 - isradam (02/16/2015) [-]
Doc said I would keep growing until i'm 20. I'm 21 and still growing and PLEASE SOMEONE STOP ME
#48 - chaosstratos (02/16/2015) [-]
It is possible you're a strange one and will stop soon, probably within a year or two. Either that or you have the specific issue that makes it so you never stop growing. Yao Ming(?) has this condition, it is what lets people grow beyond 7 feet. The issue with it is that your spine gets all jacked up and your life span shortens due to the stretching. Hopefully you don't have that.
User avatar #50 - isradam (02/16/2015) [-]
Fuk lifespan and spine, I can't fit in my bed and my room ain't big enough for a bigger bed
#51 - chaosstratos (02/16/2015) [-]
Just curl up into a ball, lay diagonally, sleep standing, or get a bigger room. Whatever suits your fancy.
User avatar #60 - isradam (02/16/2015) [-]
"get a bigger room"

YES OK I WILL BUY BIGGER ROOM AND PUT INTO HOUSE YES.
#61 - chaosstratos (02/16/2015) [-]
NOT WITH THAT ATTITUDE, DICK CANDY. MAKE AN EXTENSION OR GET ANOTHER ROOM IN A DIFFERENT SECTOR. OR STOP BITCHING ABOUT IT. OR LOVE ME DAMMIT
User avatar #106 - isradam (02/16/2015) [-]
I CAN'T LOVE YOU I DON'T LIVE IN THE STATES
#107 - chaosstratos (02/16/2015) [-]
THERE AREN'T ANY BARRIERS ON LOVE. WE CAN DP THIS, JUST TRY. WE CAN BRIDGE THE PHYSICAL GAP AND LOVE EACH OTHER FOREVER NOT SURE IF HOMO
User avatar #108 - isradam (02/16/2015) [-]
Unless you a girl it's very much homo
User avatar #109 - chaosstratos (02/16/2015) [-]
What are you gonna do, stop me?
#38 - bibbity (02/16/2015) [-]
Possibly. Some people grow at different ages. My brother's huge, and has always been tall for his age. I was always short for my age until my first year out of high school, when I had a massive growth spurt. I ended up at 6'2", so I've done alright. Just give it some time.
User avatar #36 - donatelo (02/16/2015) [-]
yea...males stop physically growing at 18-21. how much more you grow is mainly determined by your genes, and slightly by epegenetics. look at your father/mother/grandparents etc. and you can kinda determine your height potential from there.
#797 - any mod wanna do something cool with my avatar? 01/31/2015 on 9 mods you'll WANT to marry +1
#98 - jokexplain?  [+] (1 new reply) 01/31/2015 on Black Twitter Compilation #18 0
User avatar #99 - jokexplain (02/01/2015) [-]
>>#26, It's an important sign in Nigger Sign Language, and if you see it and flinch you get punched.
#15 - Found the retard.  [+] (1 new reply) 12/26/2014 on bumper traffic.) Don't you... +5
User avatar #24 - captainprincess (12/26/2014) [-]
someone's jelly
#46 - People who say high school is the best time of your life eithe… 12/11/2014 on Ned's Declassified School... 0
#44 - This could not be more true for me. Thank you for posting it. … 12/11/2014 on Ned's Declassified School... 0
#33 - That's the issue. I fully believe that women deserve the same … 12/03/2014 on Rekt Feminazis 0
#24 - Today a bunch of feminaizis at my school found my tumblr where…  [+] (12 new replies) 12/03/2014 on Rekt Feminazis +2
User avatar #68 - halor (12/03/2014) [-]
if you're a dude convince them that you're actually a hermaphrodite who identifies more as a man and that by bullying you they are oppressing a minority...if there is one thing feminist hate doing its oppressing special snowflakes
User avatar #50 - krasnogvardiech (12/03/2014) [-]
1. Acquire shovel.
2. Initiate defensive stance.
3. If approached with violent intent, state "Bring it then you silly cunt. I'll put you in the fucking ground."
4. If assaulted, commence beatdown.
5. Stand your ground.
6. Walk away, no fucks given.
#45 - bokbokbok (12/03/2014) [-]
Cut their dicks off first.
#40 - oldflattop (12/03/2014) [-]
Read them the mike brown limerick, give them the double bird, hold it while moonwalking away.
User avatar #31 - spritedrake (12/03/2014) [-]
If they even lay a FINGER on you, tell them to screw off. Or tell a teacher, that's bullshit. If they claim anything about men, counter with evidence saying things such as: "A lot of men get raped too." "You beg for equality when you're given much more than special treatment." "I have the freedom of posting what I want, so do you." Tell the whales simply to acknowledge your rights, and that you will then acknowledge theirs. Tell them that the successful woman out there WORK just like men do to get a high paying job, not the ones that sit on their ass all day doxxing and bullying a person.
#30 - anonexplains (12/03/2014) [-]
Stop being an anit-feminist and ask for forgiveness?

It's not all that painful, being a feminist, all you gotta do is realize that women deserve the same rights as men
User avatar #33 - futapirate (12/03/2014) [-]
That's the issue. I fully believe that women deserve the same rights as men. The modern feminist movement is fucked up, though. And, in the western world, women DO have the same rights as men. We no longer need feminism. Chicks in India need feminism. Chicks in India are oppressed. They get stoned after they get gang raped. You're not oppressed if you get catcalled or if there's a sexy lady trying to sell a hamburger.
User avatar #28 - dagold (12/03/2014) [-]
Where a cup, rig it so when not properly removed it releases either a stink bomb or a cloud of mace. Your balls will burn, but you can oppress them by pelvicly thrusting more into their eyes as they cry from the burn.
User avatar #29 - dagold (12/03/2014) [-]
wear* sweet fuck I cannot word today
User avatar #27 - hydraetis (12/03/2014) [-]
Do as that one dude from the UK or whatever did with his buddy Carlos.
#26 - thetoasterofdeath (12/03/2014) [-]
smack a bitch
#51 - gameku (12/03/2014) [-]
#136 - am i late? 11/29/2014 on Mass Effect content 6/whatever 0
#351 - No. **** the Southeast. 11/19/2014 on Snow 0
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User avatar #1 - tailsx ONLINE (04/29/2014) [-]
so... where is your profile pic from
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