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#2 - Thank you for all these mobile comps. Thumbing them all 5 hours ago on Phone Wallpapers pt1 +1
#27 - When your asian bf hits the wrong hole 6 hours ago on For the Hard of Seeing +8
#60 - mobile wallpapers! 7 hours ago on Wallpaper Dump (Part 1/?) 0
#5 - I ******* love the changes to mobile 02/27/2015 on Admin when he makes... +7
#47 - MOBILE WALLPAPERS 02/26/2015 on Wallpaper Comp Pt 1 0
#124 - Funny enough i just wrapped up a 4th date with a really nice … 02/26/2015 on Incubus problems +1
#145 - I almost exclusively view fj on mobile i go on fj when i w… 02/25/2015 on Poop all over the new FJ... +3
#1515 - Mobile ftw 02/25/2015 on Post a screenshot of your... +1
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#64 - Huh... that actually sounds a lot like me Maybe i jus…  [+] (2 new replies) 02/25/2015 on Incubus problems +2
User avatar #123 - xsoulchaser (02/26/2015) [-]
That is exactly what it is.
User avatar #124 - Furry (02/26/2015) [-]
Funny enough i just wrapped up a 4th date with a really nice woman with our first kiss. Now when i first met her my first thought was that she was lacking in looks but she was physically fit and seemed comfortable in her own skin. i find her prettier everytime i see her with every laugh we share.

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#28001 - wafflemastur (01/27/2015) [-]
Going through old friends comments on their profile. When I got to yours the first thing I saw was something about you masturbating on camera.
User avatar #27996 - instalation ONLINE (12/26/2014) [-]
Merry Christmas Lysol!
User avatar #27998 to #27996 - Furry (12/26/2014) [-]
User avatar #27990 - maybehuman (12/25/2014) [-]
Merry Christmas Ya furry bastard :3
User avatar #27992 to #27990 - Furry (12/25/2014) [-]
Merry Yiffmas!
User avatar #27989 - majormayor (12/24/2014) [-]
User avatar #27991 to #27989 - Furry (12/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #27993 to #27991 - majormayor (12/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #27994 to #27993 - Furry (12/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #27995 to #27994 - majormayor (12/25/2014) [-]
they are silly
User avatar #27997 to #27995 - Furry (12/26/2014) [-]
mhm ^^
User avatar #27999 to #27997 - majormayor (12/26/2014) [-]
why are they a thing anyway?
You should know. You're the one named "Furry."
User avatar #28000 to #27999 - Furry (12/26/2014) [-]
oh the reasoning is different for each person, theres a wide variety of responses some simple some complicated, some ppl just dont ******* know

theres also all knds of degrees of fuzziness, like some ppl only kinda think cat ears are cute and then there are ppl who like kinda cartoony stuffs, then theres ppl who like realistic stuffs

theres the kind of person who only likes to play with the idea of it and then theres ppl who wish through some means scientific or otherwise they could someday become one, then theres the nuts who think they are lol

all i can do is give you my own personal point of view but it would only get you so far lol
User avatar #27987 to #27986 - Furry (11/03/2014) [-]
#27988 to #27987 - hentaiacc (11/03/2014) [-]
Anything you got there for me,   
It doesn't matter virgin or not.
Anything you got there for me,
It doesn't matter virgin or not.

User avatar #27985 - twillight (08/01/2014) [-]
Lola Bunny-Booty Bunny
#27953 - cpawsome (07/24/2014) [-]
Remember that time you:
fapped on camera
Became a cop
Didn't participate in helping prevent a possible suicide(something about Darwinism)
stole comment virginities
MM with me the comment links to thumb ban that kid

Good times

User avatar #27975 to #27953 - Furry (07/28/2014) [-]
Oh god it wasnt until about a week after my 22nd birthday
#27976 to #27975 - cpawsome (07/28/2014) [-]
Any regrets?   
Like not fapping beforehand?   
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Any regrets?
Like not fapping beforehand?

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User avatar #27977 to #27976 - Furry (07/28/2014) [-]
No. Naturally i wasnt very good at first. She was patient and gave me some tips. Luckily it turned out when it came to going down i was a ******* natural. I onew exactly what i was looking fir. Found it. And made it cum. XD
#27978 to #27977 - cpawsome (07/28/2014) [-]
Natural born lady killer!   
I should probably go to the gym more haha.   
I ain't got a face, so I guess I need the body lolz
Natural born lady killer!
I should probably go to the gym more haha.
I ain't got a face, so I guess I need the body lolz
User avatar #27979 to #27978 - Furry (07/28/2014) [-]
Im fairly average. Theres nothing wrong with me. But i dont stand out either. and ya know each woman out there will take note of different things about you. thus far one girl ive been with was one of those love at first site type things. I saw her. I found myself incredibaly attracted to her. And with nothing more than the confidence in my eyes did i tell her id like to sleep with her. a couple incidents of small talk later and were making plans to go out on a date. Went to go pick her up. We shared one if those "i want to tear your cloths off looks" and well yeah we never left her place lol.

but now the other girl ive been with that would have never worked for. Through somewhat related jobs we ran into each other on occasion with time to talk. We made each other laughva lot. And after a few weeks of exchanging stories and kaughs i took her out on aproper date. enjoyed more laughs. Shared tastes in music. Found stuff we had in common. And after several dates ended up sleeping together and being really happoy for a time

Where im going with this is that simply building muscle wont equal sex.
you gotta think about the type of girl you want.
easy, slutty, curvy, athlete, funny, educated, dumb as dirt, ect
do you want to meet a girl who spends her free time excersing? Or at a library? Or working on her education? Or gaming?

Sure maybe building muscle will help get you a girl to sleep with you but is it cuz she likes you for you or did she just want someone with strong arms cuz thats her thing?

My advice find a gurl who goes well with your oersonality. Date her. Cuz sex with a friend. And sex with someone who realky loves and cares for you are a lot different. I prefer the second. Sone ppl prefer the first.
User avatar #27980 to #27979 - cpawsome (07/28/2014) [-]
I'm nearly out of HS, I'm extremely shallow when it comes to such matters.
While ideally, I would find someone that works mentally with me, it's not necessarily what I'm gonna get for awhile or ever.
User avatar #27981 to #27980 - Furry (07/28/2014) [-]
Hey look at this way. That first girl you **** . Youre not gonna marry her. Hey you know the girl after that one. Guess what not gonna marry her either.

Just dont **** ppl who think probably have something contageous. And just in case always wearca condom start to finish. Bitch wants cum insude her tell her to go down and clean up.

Also its past 1am abd im on my ohone. You orob guessed this, but **** gramnar. **** punctuation. And especially **** soelking.
User avatar #27982 to #27981 - cpawsome (07/28/2014) [-]
lol yeah
Hit me up again
User avatar #27983 to #27982 - Furry (07/28/2014) [-]
*punches you*
User avatar #27984 to #27983 - cpawsome (07/28/2014) [-]
User avatar #27954 to #27953 - Furry (07/24/2014) [-]
omfg yes, soooo many good times
thank you for reminding of these XD

i used to love taking comment virginities
User avatar #27955 to #27954 - cpawsome (07/24/2014) [-]
Jesus, where's the drama gone. It's like stale water around here.
User avatar #27956 to #27955 - Furry (07/24/2014) [-]
im watching all of season one of RWBY since season 2 comes out tomorrow
#27957 to #27956 - cpawsome (07/24/2014) [-]
*******					 anime, claiming the lives of millions.   
Lucky for me, my competition goes down.   
>As if I can compete   
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******* anime, claiming the lives of millions.
Lucky for me, my competition goes down.
>As if I can compete

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User avatar #27958 to #27957 - Furry (07/24/2014) [-]
i miss the days where i spammed the living hell out of **** with furry

ive created SOOOO many furries on fj
#27959 to #27958 - cpawsome Comment deleted by Furry [-]
User avatar #27960 to #27959 - Furry (07/24/2014) [-]
lmfao those are gold

and normal is boring i made you better =3


also deleting your comment due to **** in pic
User avatar #27961 to #27960 - cpawsome (07/24/2014) [-]
******* Flora.....
I was so entranced on that ******* comic that I read 7 years of work in 3 days.
I didn't ask for this......
User avatar #27962 to #27961 - Furry (07/24/2014) [-]
i did the same thing
Flora is so god damned adorably sexy
#27963 to #27962 - cpawsome (07/24/2014) [-]
I got a breakfast date in 8 hours with this asian guy across the way.    
I gotta get some sleep.   
>Spell checked 4 times   
Anyhow, you have made lives complicated.   
At least mine.   
						****					 you, I love you!
I got a breakfast date in 8 hours with this asian guy across the way.
I gotta get some sleep.
>Spell checked 4 times
Anyhow, you have made lives complicated.
At least mine.
**** you, I love you!
User avatar #27965 to #27963 - Furry (07/26/2014) [-]
howd it go?
#27966 to #27965 - cpawsome (07/28/2014) [-]
Pretty good, we made some of the 						*********					 pancakes and eggs.   
we laughed at our sleep deprived drunken ability to cook
Pretty good, we made some of the ********* pancakes and eggs.
we laughed at our sleep deprived drunken ability to cook
User avatar #27967 to #27966 - Furry (07/28/2014) [-]
Thats sounds like a pretty good time
#27968 to #27967 - cpawsome (07/28/2014) [-]
That's how I roll.
So what you been doing for fun these days?
User avatar #27969 to #27968 - Furry (07/28/2014) [-]
Just got home after 9 hours of playing magic the gathering and cards against humanity with friends
User avatar #27970 to #27969 - cpawsome (07/28/2014) [-]
Hah, damn. That almost beets my trip to Sf today, went to the golden gate park, and the japanese tea garden. I was gonna make it to china town, pick up a new butterfly knife, but it got too late.
User avatar #27971 to #27970 - Furry (07/28/2014) [-]
Yeah. It was a great day. Coincidently an ex was there. God i miss ******* her. The only thing i miss however
User avatar #27972 to #27971 - cpawsome (07/28/2014) [-]
Puts spanking the monkey to shame, dont it?
heh heh
However, some people just ain't worth it.
User avatar #27973 to #27972 - Furry (07/28/2014) [-]

Hell since i stopped dating that amazing chick (differechicks) ive been jacking off twice a day lol
User avatar #27974 to #27973 - cpawsome (07/28/2014) [-]
I don't think I've bet it in like 3 days, I just dont care anymore.
Then again, I think I'm depressed, hard for me to tell cause I don't really have strong emotions. but lol, lets not get into that.
How old were you the first time you got laid anyway?
User avatar #27964 to #27963 - Furry (07/24/2014) [-]
night bro ^^
User avatar #27945 - Proximity (07/22/2014) [-]
How ya holdin' up?
User avatar #27946 to #27945 - Furry (07/22/2014) [-]
in regards to?
User avatar #27947 to #27946 - Proximity (07/22/2014) [-]
You had a fairly rough time
I'm checking in to see how you're feeling
User avatar #27948 to #27947 - Furry (07/22/2014) [-]
thanks man
and thx to friends like you both on fj and where i live ive gotten a lot off my chest and im doing quite well

now im mostly to the point of where the ****** hell do i find a girl as awesome as my last
User avatar #27949 to #27948 - Proximity (07/22/2014) [-]
Glad you're recovering from it pretty well

You'll find someone somehow. Happened once, it can happen again

It's like lightning. Your chance of being struck only gets higher
User avatar #27951 to #27949 - Furry (07/22/2014) [-]
well thx again man
User avatar #27952 to #27951 - Proximity (07/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, of course, I like to help
I know it hurts to go through that
User avatar #27950 to #27949 - Furry (07/22/2014) [-]
User avatar #27944 to #27943 - Furry (07/18/2014) [-]
lol love that actor

sherlock ftw
User avatar #27940 - redrepeater (07/06/2014) [-]
How many notes do you get a day for your name?
User avatar #27941 to #27940 - Furry (07/07/2014) [-]
before i turned it off
id say average 250 a day
User avatar #27942 to #27941 - redrepeater (07/07/2014) [-]
Hue hue hue
#27935 - DemonMatt (05/18/2014) [-]
I need to read my **** more.
User avatar #27937 to #27936 - DemonMatt (05/20/2014) [-]
Stuff about not being able to log in and then being able to log in.
User avatar #27938 to #27937 - Furry (05/20/2014) [-]
lol that really old MM i sent?
#27939 to #27938 - DemonMatt (05/20/2014) [-]
Yep. Really need to read my messages more often.
User avatar #27924 - falanvaul (05/05/2014) [-]
Been a long while since we've talked. How ya been?
User avatar #27927 to #27924 - Furry (05/05/2014) [-]
Oh fantastic
got fired from a **** job
now working less **** job for same **** pay lol!
User avatar #27928 to #27927 - falanvaul (05/05/2014) [-]
How'd you get fired if I may ask?
Move to Seattle, or wherever it was. They increased minimum wage to 15$ an hour.
Least its less **** .
User avatar #27929 to #27928 - Furry (05/05/2014) [-]
Too tired to tell long version

Short version

Employee backed into fence
By that i mean the tail hitch lightly kissed tge fence on the cheek

Im supervisor on shift
see no damage done
dont report
fired for not reporting vehicke accident
User avatar #27930 to #27929 - falanvaul (05/05/2014) [-]
That's stupid as **** . Besides that, I'm glad you got all that **** with your account sorted out.
User avatar #27931 to #27930 - Furry (05/05/2014) [-]
Hey i was getting to comfortable at that low pay job. I honestly needed tge kick in tge ass

Now looking into getting an apprenticeship for electrician
User avatar #27932 to #27931 - falanvaul (05/05/2014) [-]
Awesome. Always good to look up to something.

Personally I can't find a job to save my ******* life.
User avatar #27933 to #27932 - Furry (05/05/2014) [-]
Considering how over populated my area i find it incredibly easy to pick up multiple minimum wage jobs

But i dont want to rely on those i want to do better things with my life
User avatar #27934 to #27933 - falanvaul (05/05/2014) [-]
Good. It's the better thing to do.
User avatar #27923 - lordvimless (05/05/2014) [-]
should have locked it to your email
User avatar #27926 to #27923 - Furry (05/05/2014) [-]
youre right but its ok now admin helped
User avatar #27922 - omegasoul (05/03/2014) [-]
User avatar #27925 to #27922 - Furry (05/05/2014) [-]
Thanks my friend
that would have been a good bsck up but its all taken care of now
User avatar #27919 - wiredguy (05/03/2014) [-]
have you forgotten your email password as well?
User avatar #27920 to #27919 - Furry (05/03/2014) [-]
lol no
everythings all good now
sunset talked to admin and admin was nice enough to help me out
User avatar #27921 to #27920 - wiredguy (05/03/2014) [-]
oh awesome. good to hear

maybe set up an email this time, eh
User avatar #27915 - Furry (05/03/2014) [-]
sunset is a BOSS and so is admin
cuz thanks to them my email was just manually linked to my account
which solves everything
so everything all good

ill send out mass mail tomorrow thanking them =p
User avatar #27918 to #27915 - Falkor (05/03/2014) [-]
well i tried, lol
#27896 - Falkor (05/03/2014) [-]
are you not given this option when you try to "show" the password?
User avatar #27897 to #27896 - Furry (05/03/2014) [-]
no i wasnt given that screen
i went through options or something to where it displays all the saved data for sites you visit but it told me passwords were encrypted and i found no option to unlock them

also whats windows password?
User avatar #27898 to #27897 - Falkor (05/03/2014) [-]
i get the "show" option when i click once on the saved website

the windows password is for my microsoft windows account
User avatar #27899 to #27898 - Furry (05/03/2014) [-]
hmmm ill have to look again

whats the process you take to get to that screen?
User avatar #27902 to #27899 - Falkor (05/03/2014) [-]
sorry, need to go to settings first
User avatar #27906 to #27902 - Furry (05/03/2014) [-]
oh i didnt get to this screen before

managed saved passwords cool

but now im bewildered because funnyjunk is NOT on the list????
User avatar #27907 to #27906 - Falkor (05/03/2014) [-]
did you scroll through them? how many are there? try searching for it?
User avatar #27908 to #27907 - Furry (05/03/2014) [-]
theres like 2 and half screen lengths but yeah i looked at everyone, triple checked, no site name starts with funny and no user name used says furry
User avatar #27909 to #27908 - Falkor (05/03/2014) [-]
that's odd, if chrome is filling the user and pass for you, it should be there

do you know your google account email and password?
User avatar #27910 to #27909 - Furry (05/03/2014) [-]
errrr, maybe?
User avatar #27911 to #27910 - Falkor (05/03/2014) [-]
if you do, try logging out and back in to your google account and see if that helps to show fj on the list
User avatar #27912 to #27911 - Furry (05/03/2014) [-]
where would i go to do that
User avatar #27913 to #27912 - Falkor (05/03/2014) [-]
click on the 3 lines > "click signed in as" above settings > click "google dashboard" under sign in > click your avatar at the top right > then sign out

only if you know your pass to get back in
User avatar #27914 to #27913 - Furry (05/03/2014) [-]
no worries man
sunset just personally asked admin to link my email to my account so im set
next time im able to send out mass mail imma thank him and admin
User avatar #27917 to #27914 - Falkor (05/03/2014) [-]
it's the same as if you were to log in to your account on a friends pc, all your info follows you where ever you go
User avatar #27916 to #27914 - Falkor (05/03/2014) [-]
well if all else fails, when you get your new pc and download chrome and sign in to your google account, all your information you have saved right now will be there, it's weird that fj doesn't show up on the list
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User avatar #27901 to #27900 - Furry (05/03/2014) [-]
there is no option for passwords there...
User avatar #27905 to #27901 - Falkor (05/03/2014) [-]
still there?
User avatar #27903 to #27901 - Falkor (05/03/2014) [-]
go to settings, then click "show advanced options" at the bottom, then scroll down to passwords and forms
User avatar #27904 to #27903 - Falkor (05/03/2014) [-]
show advanced settings*, damn lol
User avatar #27885 - Sunset (05/03/2014) [-]
put an email on your account and recover account via email
User avatar #27886 to #27885 - Furry (05/03/2014) [-]
need to know your password in order to link account to an email
appreciate the thought though
User avatar #27887 to #27886 - Sunset (05/03/2014) [-]
not really
User avatar #27888 to #27887 - Furry (05/03/2014) [-]
what do you mean not really?
#27889 to #27888 - Sunset (05/03/2014) [-]
don't log out on this browser, just use incognito (ctrl+shift+n), log into the email that's registered to that account, and click "Forgot your password?" on the login screen, put in email, and you'll get an email eventually. that's how people recovered old abandoned accounts (or did, i guess). unless you don't know your old email and it expired, then i could probably ask admin to do something for you if you like
User avatar #27890 to #27889 - Furry (05/03/2014) [-]
there is no email linked to my account, at all
thats the problem =/

you think admin would spend the time to help me out? (especially since hes banned this account three times now)
User avatar #27891 to #27890 - Sunset (05/03/2014) [-]
i can try convincing him i guess
User avatar #27892 to #27891 - Furry (05/03/2014) [-]
have you chatted with him before?
User avatar #27893 to #27892 - Sunset (05/03/2014) [-]
i'm on good terms with him relative to nearly everyone else
User avatar #27894 to #27893 - Furry (05/03/2014) [-]
well i would certainly appreciate it
i suppose i could pm you an email that the password thing could be sent to
User avatar #27895 to #27894 - Sunset (05/03/2014) [-]
alright, go for it
User avatar #27883 - evictedone ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
Well, 20 days plus however many I've actually not come to FJ, and I see your message pertaining to a page of TwoKinds. And yes, that was prolly the best page ever!
User avatar #27884 to #27883 - Furry (03/28/2014) [-]
lol yeah nose bleed ftw
#27882 - twillight (03/22/2014) [-]
its another page of the one i sent you before, funny bit is in the last part
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