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#49 - I know right... and the dickbutt penis was drawn even more poorly -.- 05/20/2014 on Terrible Children's Book... 0
#22 - Thanks, sounds great! I live in the Netherlands, and here …  [+] (10 new replies) 05/05/2014 on Nokia Strong 0
User avatar #53 - meanie (05/05/2014) [-]
actually my Lumia 920 has flash and front camera too
#43 - theguynamedme (05/05/2014) [-]
Also, with the new Windows Phone 8.1 update, the phone also has a "Digital Assistant" much like Siri called Cortana. Cortana can do anything Siri does, plus more stuff. For example, you can say "Next time I'm at the Mall, remind me to pick up the new CD". GPS will sense your location next time you're at the mall, and Cortana will remind you.
#51 - soloman (05/05/2014) [-]
They actually call it cortana?? Woah.
User avatar #55 - theguynamedme (05/05/2014) [-]
Yeah! Right now it's still in Beta (buy you can get it with the Windows 8.1 prerelease for everybody), but when it releases for real, it will be voiced by Jen Taylor (original voice actor for cortana). Granted, they are digitilizing her voice (as it would be impossible to record her saying everything... but thats better than nothing!
#57 - theguynamedme has deleted their comment.
#56 - soloman (05/05/2014) [-]
Holy SHIT THAT IS SO FUCKING COOL WHAT THE FUCK
User avatar #61 - theguynamedme (05/05/2014) [-]
Live Demo: New Windows Phone Start Screen and Cortana Here's a demo of some of the things Cortana can do
User avatar #58 - theguynamedme (05/05/2014) [-]
*but... not buy (it's 100% free)
#39 - theguynamedme (05/05/2014) [-]
You should know though that the Nokia Lumia 520 is the lowest range windows phone in Nokia's lineup (though that means it is the least expensive). As you go up in number (620, 720, 820, etc...) more features are added. I have the Nokia Lumia 820 and it runs like a dream. Has front facing camera and everything. Someday I want a 1020 or better (Pic is 1020)
User avatar #24 - economyexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
Ouch... $50 is the price for US carriers, even off contract. Models unlocked for international carriers cost significantly more. I'm finding unlocked models for around $120 USD, so you should be able to find one closer to the 110 euros side rather than the 170 euros side.
#12 - Is it worth buying? I've never had a smartphone, recently turn…  [+] (21 new replies) 05/05/2014 on Nokia Strong +1
#117 - draxdiesel (05/06/2014) [-]
i have this phone too and frankly its pretty shit. Ive had it about 7 months and all the side buttons seem to be breaking one by one, the lock button broke so now to unlock it you have to use the camera. Also the up volume button doesn't work either so I cant play music on it anymore, but then im paying £8.50 a month so cant complain too much.
User avatar #59 - lasmamoe (05/05/2014) [-]
Don't buy it.. trust me.
User avatar #44 - curveball (05/05/2014) [-]
It's definitely worth buying; it's not as good as an iphone or Samsung Galaxy, but for less than half the cost of either of those it performs well above it's price tag.
User avatar #17 - economyexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
It's a very cheap and reliable phone; my only complaint was that there was no front facing camera. You can pick one up for around $50 (even new) these days, and its got a dual core processor with 1gb RAM. Since Windows Phone is a very efficient operating system, you'll never feel any lag or slowdown, and while the app store is a bit scarce, it is (in my opinion) the perfect blend of features from both Android and iOS, including a few great ones it introduced to itself.

Briefly...
PROS:
-Cheap
-Always runs fast
-Battery lasts long
-Can run emulators (GBA, NES, etc.) and such without need for jailbreaking
-Windows Phone emojis are compatible with iOS emojis (those weird pictures/emoticons you see in texts)

CONS:
-App store is not as well populated
-No front facing camera
-No flash

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User avatar #22 - funnysorontur (05/05/2014) [-]
Thanks, sounds great!
I live in the Netherlands, and here the average price is between 110 and 170 euros, or am I looking at the wrong sites?
User avatar #53 - meanie (05/05/2014) [-]
actually my Lumia 920 has flash and front camera too
#43 - theguynamedme (05/05/2014) [-]
Also, with the new Windows Phone 8.1 update, the phone also has a "Digital Assistant" much like Siri called Cortana. Cortana can do anything Siri does, plus more stuff. For example, you can say "Next time I'm at the Mall, remind me to pick up the new CD". GPS will sense your location next time you're at the mall, and Cortana will remind you.
#51 - soloman (05/05/2014) [-]
They actually call it cortana?? Woah.
User avatar #55 - theguynamedme (05/05/2014) [-]
Yeah! Right now it's still in Beta (buy you can get it with the Windows 8.1 prerelease for everybody), but when it releases for real, it will be voiced by Jen Taylor (original voice actor for cortana). Granted, they are digitilizing her voice (as it would be impossible to record her saying everything... but thats better than nothing!
#57 - theguynamedme has deleted their comment.
#56 - soloman (05/05/2014) [-]
Holy SHIT THAT IS SO FUCKING COOL WHAT THE FUCK
User avatar #61 - theguynamedme (05/05/2014) [-]
Live Demo: New Windows Phone Start Screen and Cortana Here's a demo of some of the things Cortana can do
User avatar #58 - theguynamedme (05/05/2014) [-]
*but... not buy (it's 100% free)
#39 - theguynamedme (05/05/2014) [-]
You should know though that the Nokia Lumia 520 is the lowest range windows phone in Nokia's lineup (though that means it is the least expensive). As you go up in number (620, 720, 820, etc...) more features are added. I have the Nokia Lumia 820 and it runs like a dream. Has front facing camera and everything. Someday I want a 1020 or better (Pic is 1020)
User avatar #24 - economyexplain (05/05/2014) [-]
Ouch... $50 is the price for US carriers, even off contract. Models unlocked for international carriers cost significantly more. I'm finding unlocked models for around $120 USD, so you should be able to find one closer to the 110 euros side rather than the 170 euros side.
#16 - meter (05/05/2014) [-]
buy a Nexus 5 for your first smartphone. i am a smartphone geek and the Nexus 5 is a really good one for beginners

easy, beautiful, cheap and fun
User avatar #66 - rainbowrush (05/05/2014) [-]
Could you recommend me a new phone? I manage to ruin the jack port in my LG Optimus 4X HD P880. I really like my phone, but I do want to upgrade if I'm buying a new one. I want good screen resolution, battery time, and feel + design.

Someone mentioned G Flex to me. Do you have any thoughts on it?
#78 - meter (05/05/2014) [-]
the Gflex is indeed a very very nice phone and it is really special because it is curved. but note that it is quite expencive AND really big.

other really good (PREMIUM) phones are:
LGG2: small bezels, good camera
Nexus5: cheap, good camera, pure android, fastest updates
Htc one: superb build, not so good camera, front facing speakers
Oneplus One: really cheap AND amazing specs but also big. (this is my #1bestchoice)
Oppo find 7: really simular to Oneplus One (#2)
Sony xperia Z2: Amazing camera, great build, looks cool.

what do you want most in a phone then i could help you with YOUR best choice
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User avatar #18 - mondamini (05/05/2014) [-]
I agree with you, apart from the cheap part...
User avatar #19 - meter (05/05/2014) [-]
Nexus 5 is the cheapest flagship phone. after the Oneplus one but that's a phone for phonegeeks
if you want a budget phone you should get a MotoG wich is also good and easy.
#182 - I would love to make this, but damn. This does not look easy … 04/27/2014 on Propeller clock 0
#19 - Picture 04/24/2014 on Um +8
#193 - My biology teacher used this as an example for mechanical isolation  [+] (2 new replies) 04/21/2014 on (untitled) +7
User avatar #202 - chaossniper (04/21/2014) [-]
how
User avatar #217 - TheMasterBaconator (04/21/2014) [-]
Because mechanical isolation is a physical reason two individuals canon mate. I think you can figure the rest out :p
#23 - Yeah, I've had enough of this alright 04/19/2014 on (untitled) 0
#6 - That is one willing victim 04/17/2014 on do it quick +20
#19 - Well this was surprisingly normal  [+] (2 new replies) 04/17/2014 on kind thief +183
User avatar #62 - cannibalvegan (04/17/2014) [-]
Agreed. *roll picture*
#63 - cannibalvegan (04/17/2014) [-]
**cannibalvegan rolled image** mfw i fail at the simple task of rolling a pic.
#154 - Thanks OP, I now have a way of dealing with my breaking bad trauma  [+] (1 new reply) 04/16/2014 on he +2
#160 - Womens Study Major (04/16/2014) [-]
why are people thumbing you down o.O?
#12 - Didn't see the last game of thrones episode yet, browsing funn…  [+] (7 new replies) 04/15/2014 on Also death +10
User avatar #41 - mewcubed (04/15/2014) [-]
Dude leave now and go watch it on project free tv. I've seen half a dozen posts that spoil things.
User avatar #39 - shadowkingdr (04/15/2014) [-]
toooooo lAAAATTTTEEE
User avatar #35 - sexplain (04/15/2014) [-]
Run away. Watch it then come back. It's not safe here.
#34 - austinpowerz (04/15/2014) [-]
I have seen the episode and I have also seen about 3 "key" clips from the show on here. LEAVE NOW
User avatar #30 - IAmManbearpig (04/15/2014) [-]
leave now and don't come back until you watch it
#19 - thechosentroll (04/15/2014) [-]
I feel tempted to spoil it, since I don't watch Game of Thrones, but I won't. I'll just say that you will most likely enjoy the episode.
#15 - Womens Study Major (04/15/2014) [-]
Leave while you can
#563 - This once I used this button, just because I couldn't bare see…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/10/2014 on More fun with toenails +1
User avatar #591 - mrheisenberg (04/10/2014) [-]
His toe doesn't have a young, wet pussy, or a throbbing hard cock, that's why

Can I get banned for saying those things?
User avatar #598 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
You can't be banned for saying things as far as I know. Only for posting pictures.
Words that contain swearwords do however get censored for people who aren't logged in. I believe that includes the word skyscraper.
User avatar #600 - cmkpower (04/10/2014) [-]
Apparently not but something like this.
#1 - okay what the **** 04/08/2014 on First Kiss 0
#10 - What this reminded me of 04/07/2014 on Horse +1
#113 - Ah thanks! Yeah I feel very bad for BCG, but those parents can…  [+] (1 new reply) 04/01/2014 on Plastic Mom 1 (BCG's Mom) +1
#114 - rindoshi (04/01/2014) [-]
#107 - I am really curious now what they look like. I suppose picture…  [+] (3 new replies) 04/01/2014 on Plastic Mom 1 (BCG's Mom) +2
User avatar #112 - rindoshi (04/01/2014) [-]
magillagurilla said he wouldn't expose BCG that way, but he described him a little on the comment section of the first post.
User avatar #113 - funnysorontur (04/01/2014) [-]
Ah thanks! Yeah I feel very bad for BCG, but those parents can go fuck themselves
#114 - rindoshi (04/01/2014) [-]
#39 - ahhh oke, vandaar. Mooizo, anders was het toch wel behoorlijk …  [+] (1 new reply) 03/26/2014 on Post-pregnancy abortion 0
User avatar #43 - trojanmannn (03/26/2014) [-]
what are you talking about you fuckers are everywhere
#37 - My bad, I didn't bother looking at the .gif, thought it was th…  [+] (3 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Post-pregnancy abortion 0
User avatar #38 - florisjanruben (03/26/2014) [-]
Haha ergens op dumpert staat hij met geluid erbij en is het duidelijker te zien
Ik probeerde het te vinden maar geen succes ;)
User avatar #39 - funnysorontur (03/26/2014) [-]
ahhh oke, vandaar. Mooizo, anders was het toch wel behoorlijk triest geweest . Always a pleasure meeting a fellow Dutch person on the site !
User avatar #43 - trojanmannn (03/26/2014) [-]
what are you talking about you fuckers are everywhere
#35 - **** , I didn't know ;s, are you sure though?  [+] (5 new replies) 03/26/2014 on Post-pregnancy abortion 0
User avatar #36 - florisjanruben (03/26/2014) [-]
Can't you see the kid land on the bed?
User avatar #37 - funnysorontur (03/26/2014) [-]
My bad, I didn't bother looking at the .gif, thought it was the same one I uploaded. Thanks.
Een hele opluchtig
User avatar #38 - florisjanruben (03/26/2014) [-]
Haha ergens op dumpert staat hij met geluid erbij en is het duidelijker te zien
Ik probeerde het te vinden maar geen succes ;)
User avatar #39 - funnysorontur (03/26/2014) [-]
ahhh oke, vandaar. Mooizo, anders was het toch wel behoorlijk triest geweest . Always a pleasure meeting a fellow Dutch person on the site !
User avatar #43 - trojanmannn (03/26/2014) [-]
what are you talking about you fuckers are everywhere
#11 - The most powerful defense system against Tony 03/24/2014 on Filet O Fish 0
#53 - I could really use some advice! 03/17/2014 on Thank you Admin, you... +1
#10 - "one ease step"  [+] (1 new reply) 03/17/2014 on Beautiful +39
#14 - givememoarpony (03/17/2014) [-]
#29 - Holy **** , that's disturbing 03/17/2014 on At least you tried +1
#170 - That was actually me deleted last comment because it… 03/17/2014 on Thank god +1
#169 - Comment deleted 03/17/2014 on Thank god 0
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User avatar #3 to #2 - funnysorontur (06/22/2014) [-]
holy **** , you actually did it
#1 - Womens Study Major (12/29/2013) [-]
Hi there sexy
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